Chapter 362: Fight Club

Jiang Shaoyou said speechlessly: "Then you call me husband, why aren't you responsible for me?" ”

Mu Shuang'er smiled and said, "Wow...... If you want me to be responsible, then I'll be responsible, but someone doesn't seem to be under the legal age to marry right now, right? Even if I want to be responsible, the policy doesn't allow it! ”

When Jiang Shaoyou heard this, he immediately ran out of power...... Yes, the marriage law stipulates that a man must be at least 22 years old before he is allowed to register his marriage, and Jiang Shaoyou is still far away! Even if you want to find someone to be responsible, that's not good!

Hearing Mu Shuang'er's ridicule on the phone, Jiang Shaoyou had no choice but to change the topic and said, "Oh, by the way, aren't you looking for me to discuss the question of who is responsible for whom?" Or...... Do you still want me to apply the ointment to you? ”

"Ointment? No need to ......" Mu Shuang'er smiled and said, "Thank you for the ointment, it's really good, my ...... What, it's the same size on both sides now, thank you so much! ”

"What...... You...... You're done! Jiang Shaoyou was a little stunned and said, "That ointment needs to be applied for seven days in a row to take effect, are you sure...... That ...... of yours Is it really exactly the same? ”

"Of course!" Mu Shuang'er said proudly: "I took a ruler and measured it carefully yesterday, the two sides are definitely the same size, and the error should not exceed 0.1 millimeter." ”

"Okay...... You're sure it's the same! Jiang Shaoyou said with some disappointment when he heard this: "I didn't expect your luck to be so good, and you really found a female doctor who understands Chinese medicine massage?" ”

"Who told you that I was looking for a female doctor?" Mu Shuang'er smiled and said, "I've said it all...... It's awkward to be massaged by a man, but if I had to get a woman to massage me, I'd be even more ...... Awkward! ”

"You're not...... You really let a man massage you there! Jiang Shaoyou immediately became anxious when he heard this, as if a child's favorite toy was snatched away by someone else, this is simply unbearable!

"What about having a man press there?" Mu Shuang'er said disapprerovingly: "Didn't you also help me press there?" ”

At this time, Jiang Shaoyou finally had nothing to say......

"Is there anything else?" After being silent for a moment, Jiang Shaoyou, who was secretly sulking in his heart, said weakly: "If it's okay, I'll hang up the phone!" ”

"Hey...... Husband, don't be so careful! Mu Shuang'er's laughter suddenly sounded from her mobile phone, and she said, "People were teasing you just now, you really believe it!" Hum...... Do you think I'm such a casual girl? Do you know how determined I was and how many times I struggled mentally before I asked you for a massage the last time? Do you think I still have the courage to go through something like this again? ”

"Haha...... I guessed it would be like that! ”

As soon as he heard Mu Shuang'er say this, Jiang Shaoyou's whole body was suddenly full of strength, his waist was not sore, his legs were not painful, and he was also energetic to speak...... "Say, wife, do you want me to go to your house to serve you?" If you need to, you can say a word, and I will tell you quietly, I don't have a place to stay tonight......"

"Phew...... What do you want to do? ”

Hearing Jiang Shaoyou say this...... Faintly explicit, Mu Shuang'er snorted vigorously and said, "Hey, I'm about to fight with someone now, are you coming?" Why don't you teach me a lesson? ”

"You're fighting someone?" Jiang Shaoyou was stunned for a moment and said, "Aren't you a policeman?" Can the police also fight with people casually? ”

Mu Shuang'er naturally said: "Why can't the police fight?" Can't the police beat people if they are scolded? Hum...... I'm in a fight club right now, and this is a legal fight arena! My friend was bullied just now, you can't come, if you don't come, I'll fight for this little life and go up to avenge my friend! ”

"Isn't it...... You can really cause trouble! Jiang Shaoyou said helplessly: "Okay...... Tell me where the club is located, and I'll go right ......away."

After putting down the phone, Jiang Shaoyou didn't say a word, and immediately went out and ran downstairs to the street, he was really afraid that Mu Shuang'er's head would be hot, and he would fight with someone or something, so if someone broke his arms and legs or something, it would be okay to say, with Jiang Shaoyou's medical skills, it would be over, but if someone beat him and became an ugly look, then ...... Jiang Shaoyou has to die of guilt!

Fortunately, the place Mu Shuang'er said was not very far from the hospital, Jiang Shaoyou was lucky today, he waited less than five minutes when he went out, and he got stuck in a taxi, and when he arrived at the door of the club, only twenty minutes had passed.

It was an inconspicuous-looking place, with the entrance on the side of a hotel, and a tattered sign with the words "Shenlong Fight Club" written on it, looked like a dark place for pyramid schemes.

"Hello, please show your membership card."

As soon as Jiang Shaoyou walked into the tattered little door, he saw a man dressed in clothes similar to that of a bar waiter standing out from a dark corner, reaching out to Jiang Shaoyou to ask for a membership card.

No way...... It's such a broken place, but it's still a member consumption system? Who would rather be slaughtered by the boss of this yard with such a big head?

Jiang Shaoyou could only say helplessly: "I'm sorry, I don't have a membership card, I'm here to find someone." ”

The man guarding the door said, "Oh...... So may I ask, sir, which box is the person you are looking for, or...... Or what table is there in the hall? ”

"Uh...... I really don't know about this! Jiang Shaoyou could only explain: "I only know that her name is Mu Shuang'er, can you help me find out where she is?" ”

"Oh, so you're looking for her!" The man guarding the door seemed to be taken aback, and subconsciously looked at Jiang Shaoyou a few times, before turning around and saying, "Then please come with me......

After entering the door, the stairs go all the way down, and it seems that this strange club is actually built underground...... Didn't Mu Shuang'er say that this club is legal? Then why is it so mysterious, no matter how you look at it, it looks like an illegal black den!

I went down the stairs one floor, and then I saw the man push open a heavy door, and the door immediately flashed with a faint light www.biquge.info the Pen Fun Pavilion.

Hey...... The outside is so tattered, but the inside is so luxuriously decorated! This is...... What's going on?

After entering the door and passing through a long corridor, and pushing open another door in front of me, there was a tsunami of shouting from inside.

"Hit ...... Beat...... Hit ......"

"Stupid, kick him in the stomach!"

"Bastard...... Didn't you eat today? Do you want my brother to invite you to eat......

With a series of unbearable shouts and scolding, Jiang Shaoyou saw that this was a very spacious underground hall, and in the middle of the hall was a standard boxing ring, and at this moment there were two men in the ring punching back and forth. It seems that these two people should have been fighting for a long time, at this time they are obviously a little out of strength, the person on the left punched hard, but before it hit the opponent's body, he himself stumbled first, almost lying on the ground, and the person on the right took advantage of the situation to punch the other party in the face, but ...... His opponent just shook his head slightly, and actually shook the puncher off his head......

Seeing this scene, everyone watching the battle under the ring scolded and greeted all the eighteenth generation women of the ancestors of the two people on the stage. This boxing match has reached this kind of Cheng dΓΉ, basically there is no boxing skills at all, even if it is two street scoundrels fighting, it is more exciting than them, and now the comparison is who can hold on a little longer!

The doorkeeper led Jiang Shaoyou to a round table on the left side of the ring, only to see Mu Shuang'er sitting there with a girl wearing a leather coat and leather pants and a ponytail on her head, the girl was sitting with her back to Jiang Shaoyou, so Jiang Shaoyou couldn't see what she looked like, but judging from the back, this was definitely a woman with a super good figure.

There were a few empty beer bottles and a few plates of dried fruit on the table between the two, and it looked like they had both drunk a lot of wine.

At this time, Mu Shuang'er hadn't noticed that Jiang Shaoyou had come, and was glaring angrily at a few people at the table next to him. There were four sturdy men sitting at the table, giggling and laughing, and from time to time pointing at Mu Shuang'er and the girl opposite her, saying some jokes that were not meat or vegetarian, so angry that Mu Shuang'er gritted her teeth, believing that if she had a spear on her, she would definitely have dialed it out and pointed at the heads of those men at this time.

"How...... Sister Shuang'er is in a hurry? A strong man in a black vest on the table next to him squinted, looked at Mu Shuang'er and said, "Don't worry...... After the two wastes on the stage go down, if you don't accept it, you can also go up with my brother and me to practice, but ...... Brother, I can't fight you for nothing, we have to at least gamble something, right? ”

Mu Shuang'er said with a gloomy face: "What to bet on, you say!" ”

The man in the black vest held out a finger and said, "This is ...... I bet you won't be able to hold ten moves in my hand, and if you can hold on to more than ten moves, I'll lose you a million for every extra move, how about it? ”

Mu Shuang'er bit her lip lightly and said, "Then what if I can't hold up ten moves?" ”

"Huh...... It's easy! The man in the black vest said, "If you can't make ten moves, then you will lose 500,000 to me for every one less move, how about it...... I'm going to pay twice as much as you, isn't my brother very gentlemanly? ”

"One and a half million?" Mu Shuang'er said with a cold face: "I'm sorry, I don't have that much money." ”

"No money? That's easy......" The man in the black vest smiled and said, "If you don't have any money, use your clothes to pay off the debt!" Wait a minute, every time you take off a piece of clothing, I'll treat it as if it's worth half a million, how about it? Wow...... Do you feel like you're taking advantage of yourself? Aha......"

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