Chapter 155: Come on, praise me unreservedly
In the end, the whole performance ended with a gorgeous conjure of four A, and Bae Junmeng elegantly touched his chest with one hand to salute the audience and the judges, which immediately attracted a scream of girl worship.
Pei Junmeng's expression seems to be modest, but the corners of his mouth still can't help but curl up a little proudly, just one audition has gained such popularity, it is conceivable that when he officially performs on stage, he will definitely be the most popular figure in the school.
At that time, what school flower college flower department flower class flower, not just hook your fingers to catch it.
Women, vanity is their best **** medicine.
Appearance, money, talent, these are not bad for him, plus a little romance and mystery, Pei Junmeng can't think of any other woman who can resist this qiē.
If you were a woman, you would definitely not be able to resist your charm.
Pei Jun shook the curtain hanging on his forehead handsomely, and the whole person was intoxicated.
Come on, praise me unreservedly! i’mthekingoftheworld!
As for the obscene boy who picked up soap and dropped the festival, Pei Junmeng didn't pay attention to it at all, he has been practicing magic since he was ten years old, and studied under the famous domestic magician Situ Jun, is it not as good as a turtle that came out of the dirt?
The real magic watch is extremely solemn and rigorous, and it can even be said to be a sacred ceremony, not to mention the dress, not to mention the dress, not even a decent dress, just a T-shirt and pants flip-flops, when this is a beach vacation? Even if you will play tricks with both hands, you will definitely not be elegant.
"Your name is Pei Junmeng, right?" Professor He, who was kind and kind, pinched the leg of his glasses and lifted it up, and said kindly: "Magic is a very difficult cultural performance project, although I don't know much about the details of this line, but I also know the sentence of one minute on stage and ten years of work off the stage, and now there are not many young people like you who are willing to endure hardships...... The whole performance is done in one go, and the stage effect is quite good, you can see that you have been carefully prepared, I will give you a pass. ”
Professor He is the first to comment every time, and he is also the most pertinent and informative comment among all the judges.
"The show is okay, but I hope you can incorporate more traditional elements into the show, my 5,000-year-old history of Huaxia is also a very wonderful trick, you must always remember that you are a Chinese, make the performance more down-to-earth, don't learn all those foreign devils."
The bald director also feels quite good about Pei Junmeng's show, and the comments are rare without poisonous tongues, but a habitual preaching is inevitable.
Pei Jun nodded again and again, humbly expressing his acceptance, but in fact he didn't think so.
Traditional magic? Is it a trick such as "fairy picking beans" performed by a child who asks for food on the street with three broken bowls and a bamboo chopstick? Who still looks at that thing all these days? Down-to-earth? Is it dirt to the slag......
"It's beautiful, Tong Guò." Wen Yirou beauty played soy sauce as always, more than 100 programs have passed, and even the comments have not changed.
In the end, only the killer Pei Junyong was left, he smiled and deducted the two brands, and said, "I don't think I need to avoid suspicion?" So I'd better abstain......"
Of course, Pei Junyong is joking when he says this, the three judges know each other, and Pei Junmeng's show is even if it enters the preliminaries, it doesn't matter if he says it or not.
Just when Pei Junyong signaled that his younger brother could step down and looked down for the next program list, Pei Junmeng suddenly cleared his throat and said to the four judges: "Four teachers, I'm sorry for taking up a little of your time......"
"Huh? Xiao Pei, what else is going on? Professor He raised his head and said unexpectedly.
Don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha, although Pei Junmeng's behavior at the moment is not in accordance with the rules, but his brother Pei Junyong is also a teacher in the same school after all, and this face still has to be given.
"That's right, I want to ask, how many places are there for the magic show at this welcome party?" Pei Junmeng bowed slightly, showing that he was polite.
Although Professor He didn't understand why Pei Junmeng asked like this, you must know that with the quality of his programs, he can basically make a decision on the previous parties, but he still explained patiently: "Xiao Pei, that's the case, the previous welcome parties are mainly based on singing and dancing, piggybacking on a few high-quality language programs, and programs like magic performances are still very rare...... But after all, this is a niche program, and the time for a party is limited, so we can't arrange too much, so there is only one place.
Pei Junmeng said in his heart that this was really the case, I thought that this preselection was a certainty, but I didn't expect that the forest was really big and there were all kinds of birds, and such an unpopular profession could actually meet peers, it seems that competition is inevitable.
However, Pei Junmeng is very confident in the magic tricks he has carefully prepared, and he is not afraid of anyone competing at all, and on the contrary, he is now wishing that the lewd man who picked up the soap would hurry up to the stage to perform, he wanted to see how the other party was embarrassed by his magic tricks.
"Four judges, teachers, although I know that it is not in accordance with the rules to say this, I have a suggestion...... That's right, as far as I know, in this audition show, there is another classmate's performance that is just as magic as me.
With all due respect, although the judges and teachers are all elites in their respective circles, they are always laymen for magic, and it is difficult to judge the program from a professional point of view. ”
Anyone with a discerning eye who knows what happened in the background just now can see that Pei Junmeng is taking revenge for personal gain, and intends to use this direct comparison to slap the other party's face.
However, I have to admit that there is actually some truth in his words, whether it is the judges or the audience, they are all laymen to magic, and the only test of whether it is a good program is the stage effect on the spot, if you want to give an accurate judgment relatively fairly, comparing the two programs together is indeed the best way at present.
"I think this method is feasible, I just looked at it, and there is only one magic show in the later program list, so it shouldn't make any difference if you temporarily switch the order."
As soon as Pei Junmeng's words came out, Pei Junyong, who was sitting on the judges' seat, knew that someone must have offended the baby pimple in the family, not to mention that there is still a good reason, even if there is no reason, he has to help.
"That'...... Let's bring up the next show. ”
Professor He and the other three judges nodded after a little exchange, anyway, it is not a matter of principle, some actors will be late and the program will be postponed, and the order of one or two programs in advance has no effect at all.
So, the little fat man with small eyes, a small flat head, and two mustaches on the side of his mouth dragged a trolley box and shrunk his head into the game.
Before he had time to introduce himself, the nervous little fat man tripped over something at his feet, and fell firmly in front of the judges' seat, which immediately attracted laughter from the audience, and even the four judges couldn't help laughing.
This little fat man shouldn't be magical, he should go to the sketch, it's really joyful......
"Who is this buddy? Growing up to be handsome like this, I really laughed to death! Is this really the real name? ”
"Is this here to participate in the audition? Couldn't it be the wrong place? ”
"What do you understand? Now people are aesthetically tired, and the popular thing is to judge ugliness! And if you look like this, you dare to go on stage, do you have the courage to replace you? With this alone, Lao Tzu will support him! Give him a thumbs up, thirty-two likes! ”
Li Mengnan didn't expect Zhao Yingjun to be able to show the funny style he just talked about so vividly, and it caused such a big sensation before he even performed on stage, this thing is simply a natural comedian, it's a pity not to act......
Contrary to the joyful atmosphere of the audience, Pei Junmeng, who was standing in the corner of the stage, was so angry that he was about to scold his mother at the moment.
Hasty, hasty, hasty!
Nima: What's going on? Shouldn't it be the lewd soap man who came to the stage? How can it be a little fat man with four eyebrows? Although it is also obscene, the problem is not the same person at all!
"Judge, could it be a mistake? I'm not talking about this person......" Pei Junmeng finally couldn't help but speak.
This little fat man is obviously a magic rookie at first glance, and even if he wins, he has no sense of accomplishment, not to mention, the object he wants to slap in the face is not right at all!
"Not this one?" Professor He didn't understand what Pei Junmeng meant, lowered his head and checked the program list again, and asked Zhao Yingjun, who had just gotten up and was taking out a tissue to wipe his sweat, "This classmate, are you called Zhao Yingjun?" ”
"I ...... My name is Zhao Yingjun and this is my student ID. Zhao Yingjun hurriedly opened the student ID card and handed it over.
"I'm just asking, you should put away your student ID card quickly."
Professor He suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, this little fat man is too real, although he doesn't look very good, but his personality is quite cute.
Pei Junmeng only knew at this time that he had made the wrong person, even if he was crazy, he didn't dare to continue to point fingers at the program, just now he suggested that adjusting the order of the program was already very out of line, and doing similar actions would only increase the disgust of the judges.
But that doesn't mean he's giving up on revenge, he's just waiting for the right moment.
"Zhao Yingjun, let's start your performance." Professor He stretched out her hand with a smile, her first impression of Zhao Yingjun was good, and she was also curious about what kind of performance this clumsy little fat man would bring.
"Dear students...... Good evening, teacher, I ...... My name is Zhao Yingjun. ”
Standing in front of the desk that replaced the performance stage, Zhao Yingjun's voice was obviously a little shaky, and the black head under the stage made him feel very stressed, and he subconsciously glanced in the direction of the backstage.