Chapter 26: Master, don't be like this, I'm a serious person
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I have to say that Brother Egg's physique is quite good.
Although Li Mengnan's "True* Dark Secret Mystery * Angry Broken Egg" deliberately saved seven or eight points of strength, he was still quite surprised that the other party could walk on the ground so quickly.
But what surprised him even more was that Brother Egg Pain was not alone, and there was a girl with a fashionable dress and a slender back sitting opposite him.
Although only the back of the head with long wavy hair can be seen from this angle, the two white and sultry long legs under the other party's low-waisted denim hot pants are more recognizable than the face.
In addition to Wu Ansu, among the women Li Mengnan has seen in reality, only that Minnie has this kind of golden body and leg ratio.
But you must know that Wu Ansu's height is 178 cm, and it is not surprising that there will be such a body proportion comparable to that of a supermodel, but this Minnie Mouse is only 165 cm, such a golden ratio against the sky is completely a genetic mutation, I am afraid that one out of 100,000 people may not be able to find one.
How did these two get together again? Could it be that Minnie Mouse found out in conscience that she felt that she was too affectionate last time, and took the initiative to comfort Brother Egg Pain to save her impression?
"Senior brother, what are you looking at?" Seeing that Li Mengnan suddenly lost his mind, Gao Dingtian, the only one who was still conscious, bent down and leaned his face over.
"Senior Brother" is Li Mengnan's nickname in the bedroom, he is the second of the four, he feels unelegant when he is called "second", and he will inexplicably think of Wu Mengda when he is called "second master", and finally Zhao Yingjun, a little fat otaku, is educated, and said, since our four brothers have no girlfriends, and they are still in the primary stage of socialism where entertainment basically depends on their hands, isn't that the legendary "Sperm Foursome"?
As a result, the exclusive nicknames of the four people were released.
"I'm reading a fairy tale." Li Mengnan said casually.
The size and appearance of Brother Egg Pain and Minnie Mouse are simply two extreme contrasts, and it is absolutely deserved to be called "Beauty and the Beast".
Gao Dingtian didn't understand the twists and turns in Li Mengnan's words, but it didn't prevent him from following the trail to find the location of Li Mengnan's sight. ”
"There was a one-sided relationship when I reported it." Li Mengnan used the Spring and Autumn penmanship for that sad story, after all, in his opinion, it was just an inconsequential detail.
Gao Dingtian obviously knew this egg-sore brother, and said: "His name is Shi Taishan, a sophomore in the physical training major of our Sports College, and the vice captain of the college's basketball team......
"It takes such a heavy hand to report criticism?"
"The dean of our sports academy is also surnamed Shi."
Gao Dingtian's words were concise and to the point, and Li Mengnan nodded to indicate that he knew his heart.
At the dinner table at the other end, Shi Taishan frequently offered his courtesy to Minnie Mouse with a smile on his face, but Minnie Mouse always kept a just right distance from Shi Taishan, and replied a few words on the current topic from time to time, which was neither intimate nor unapproachable.
It's like hanging a radish in front of a donkey's eyes, you can see it, but you can't eat it.
Although Li Mengnan thinks that Minnie Mouse is not doing very authentically, some things are like SM, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, waving the leather whip is cool in his heart, and he is happy to open the flesh, as an outsider, he is not good at judging anything.
The joy of fish ...... Li Mengnan has always been in a good position for himself.
Li Mengnan has a good habit of finding happiness in other people's failures, that is, the kind of person who "says something unhappy about you and makes everyone happy", so he also sees a very ordinary scene in the eyes of others, but he also watches it with relish.
Liang Sanbo, who had just come back from the toilet with water, also noticed the extremely discordant pair not far away, and moved a stool over to join the theater camp.
"Dwarf oil? This girl is good...... 88, 60, 90, very standard s figure, super perfect legs, I didn't expect there to be such a superb girl among the freshmen, and I don't know which major and which class? ”
As an artist, Liang Sanbo has the unique ability to visually measure the height and circumference with one hand, and it is said that the error has never exceeded one centimeter.
"The first class of preschool education in the Faculty of Education."
Anyway, Li Mengnan doesn't have much friendship with Na Minnie, so he can't keep it a secret for her, and there is no impermeable wall in the world, if it reaches the ears of the three people in the same bed in the future, maybe there will be a gap in his heart.
"I'm rubbing! Goku, isn't that someone from your class? It is said that the education college produces beautiful women, and the ancients did not deceive me......"
Liang Sanbo looked envious, although the art academy where he was located was also a place full of beauties, it was inferior to the education college in terms of quantity and quality.
"Wukong, as the so-called - the building near the water gets the moon first, don't wait for no flowers and empty branches, ** the bitter short day rises, and a pear blossom presses the begonia."
"Master, don't be like this, I'm a serious person."
This Minnie Mouse is of course a rare beauty, but Li Mengnan doesn't like to deal with girls who are too scheming.
"I'm rubbing! Wu Neng and Wu Jing believe it when they say this as a teacher, you are a stuffy ** with a condom in your pocket all day long, and you are embarrassed to say that you are a serious person? Liang Sanbo pouted and raised his middle finger to express his disdain for Li Mengnan's hypocrisy.
"I'm going to say it's just a misunderstanding...... Well, I don't believe it either. ”
Li Mengnan shrugged indifferently and simply gave up the explanation.
Although the eyes never see everything, people still prefer to believe what they see most of the time, which is the blind spot of human cognition.
Just when Zhao Yingjun took out his mobile phone and sneakily got under the table, about to secretly take a picture of Minnie's thigh and post it on Weibo, Shi Taishan suddenly grabbed Minnie's hands, and he didn't know what to say affectionately.
Although the restaurant is noisy and inaudible, it must be nothing more than a bloody confession of "be my girlfriend".
Li Mengnan and the other four people suddenly came to their senses, each with a handful of melon seeds, and waited with great interest for Shi Taishan to be slapped in the face.
Sure enough, Minnie Mouse apologized and refused quite tactfully, and Shi Taishan seemed to believe that sincerity was the golden stone, and he refused to let go of Minnie's hands, and finally simply knelt down on one knee and offered a bouquet of roses that had been prepared, trying to impress the heart of the beautiful woman.
Li Mengnan couldn't help but be speechless, what kind of courtship is this, this is simply the overlord's hard bow! If a woman could be dealt with so easily, the rapist would probably be the happiest man in the world.
Minnie couldn't help but panic a little, struggling and screaming to let the other party go, but that Shi Taishan also committed a lot of energy, and it means that if you don't agree to me, you won't let go, and you just won't let go of Minnie.
There were many hot-blooded young people nearby who were indignant and tried to come forward to save the United States, but after comparing the size difference between the two sides, they wisely turned to severe condemnation in public opinion.
Inadvertently, Minnie suddenly inadvertently saw Li Mengnan sitting not far away snorting melon seeds, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she struggled to reach out to him and spread her five fingers.
"Husband, help me!"
Countless meaningful glances focused on Li Mengnan's body, Li Mengnan turned his head left and right in a daze, and unconsciously chewed the skin of the melon seeds and spit out the melon seeds.
I rub! This chick is a widow!