Chapter 553: The Seven Fairies and Dong Yong
Huo Xiaotian explained his intention to the sloppy young man, but when the sloppy young man heard that Huo Xiaotian said that the old scalper was his and wanted to take the old scalper, he stopped doing it.
"Why do you say this is your scalper? This is my family's scalper. The sloppy young man said angrily.
"This little brother, don't be angry, we have something to say, this is indeed my old scalper, you see, even the morning glory rope is in my hand, I know, it is not easy for you to help me pick up the old scalper, and I can't let you pick it up for nothing, so let's do it, these fifty silver coins, how about your hard work?" Huo Xiaotian said, untied a bag of silver coins from his waist, and handed it to the sloppy young man.
The sloppy young man took the money bag, weighed it, and shook his head, "These are too little, my old scalper is the only property that I gave to me when I separated from my brother, and I still count on the old cow to build me a house and marry a daughter-in-law, how can this money be enough?" ”
Hearing the sloppy young man's appearance of being a dead beggar, Huo Xiaotian was really a little worried.
Is this a scoundrel?
picked up someone else's cow and didn't return it, and actually wanted to point to this cow to build a house and marry a daughter-in-law, this Nima is more skinny than Niu Er.
"I said this little brother, it's almost over, leave a line in things, see each other in the future, don't do everything, otherwise it won't end, don't you say?" Huo Xiaotian said with a smile.
"What? You threaten me? The sloppy young man asked with a puffed up chest and a meaty face.
"Hehe, I can't talk about threats, I just want you to understand the truth of being a human being." Huo Xiaotian said with a sneer.
"What is the truth of being a human being? Do I still use you to teach? I, Dong Yong, am thirty years old, I don't have a house, no car, I don't marry a daughter-in-law, I have a bad life, and I have a dick, who has me? How dare you threaten me? As soon as the sloppy young man said this, he said. Huo Xiaotian was stunned.
"What do you say? Are you Dong Yong? Huo Xiaotian asked strangely.
"How? Dong Yong can't do it? The sloppy young man raised his chin and said with some pride.
I'll go, it's amazing that a dick is still so awesome.
However, if this guy is Dong Yong, it shouldn't be the Dong Yong who got involved with the Seven Fairies, right?
If yes. Isn't that bloody?
How heavy does the Seven Fairies have to be to take a fancy to such Dong Yong?
Huo Xiaotian's head was a little confused, but when he thought that in this strange Sumei Mill Star, even three musketeers and Snow White appeared, and then Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies appeared, it should be possible.
If this guy is really Dong Yong, then it will be easy to do, according to the script of Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies, Dong Yong is a poor boy, with two brothers in the family and a big brother above. He is the second child, can also be called Dong Lao Er, after Dong Lao Er got married, he separated from Dong Lao Er, when the family was separated, Dong Lao Lao's wife occupied most of the Dong family's real estate, and then only gave Dong Yong a cow, but that cow was not his own old cow.
Dong Yong led the old cow and was knocked out of the house by his sister-in-law. Reduced to a dick man who has nothing.
Although Dong Yong is just a dick, but. I also dream of one day being able to marry a white Fumi and live a happy life from now on.
However, although the ideal is very plump, the reality is too skinny.
An old scalper, capable of dry hair?
What? You say that when you are lonely, you can settle with the old scalper?
I'll go. You're too heavy-mouthed, aren't you?
This really can't work, it will be 404.
Dong Yong is very hard, worrying every day, when will he be able to buy a house? When can I get my car? When can I marry a daughter-in-law?
Now that the motherland's GDP has jumped to the second place in the world, is it so difficult to marry a daughter-in-law for Mao?
Dong Yong really can't figure it out. That's why I complained.
It doesn't matter if you complain, Lao Niu actually spoke: "Don't complain about the society, don't blame the earth for having a small gravitational force if you can't pull the, if you want to get rich, build roads first, have fewer children and grow more trees......"
In short, the old scalper told Dong Yong a lot of life principles, but Dong Yongquan didn't listen to them, it's not that Dong Yong doesn't understand these truths, the key is that these truths are easy to say, but difficult to do, Dong Yong is good at anything, but he can't work, he is too tired.
Therefore, the dicks are lazy.
The old scalper saw that Dong Yong was not the kind of hard-working master, so he had to give Dong Yong another idea, telling him that on the day of the month, the seven fairies in heaven and earth will come to the world to bathe, and when the time comes, you will ambush and steal the clothes of the seven fairies, and when it is over, the fairy who was stolen from the fairy clothes will not be able to return to the sky, and you can marry her when it is over?
Dong Yong thought about it, this is too dirty, right? actually used such a means to force Liang to become a prostitute, no, to force Liang to be a wife, I like this method!
Dong Yong then followed what Lao Niu said, ambushed next to the bathhouse, waiting for the seven fairies to come to bathe, and somehow, the seven fairies really came, and the seven fairies from heaven and earth, one is more beautiful than the other, and each of them is a big beauty.
The Seven Fairies laughed and descended from the sky as they undressed and began to take a bath.
I don't know how the bathhouse on earth can be better than the bathhouse in heaven?
Isn't the sea 0 days, 0 sheng and 0 feasts enough for them to play? Instead of getting a bathing center looking for thrills?
Of course, we are mortals, and we can't guess what other fairies are thinking.
In short, people came to take a bath, and Dong Yong saw that the seven fairy sisters had all taken off their clothes and washed in the bathhouse.
Dong Yong thought to himself, why did I only steal a fairy's clothes? Anyway, I'm a hooligan, so it's good to be the end, I stole all the clothes of the other fairy sisters, and married seven aunts, how cool is that?
Let the big fairy accompany me on Monday, and let the second fairy accompany me on Tuesday, exactly seven fairies, take turns a week, wouldn't it be cool?
Thinking like this, Dong Yong has to admire, he is indeed a stinky hooligan.
However, when Dong Yong wanted to steal all seven pieces of clothing, he suddenly hesitated again, thinking: "I can't steal them all, in case I am reported by the masses, I still think that I am gathering a crowd to make a mess, now is the time to crack down, and if you are not careful, you will be invited to tea by the police uncle, so it is better to be cautious."
What's more, even if it is not a gathering of people, if it is revealed that it is abducting and trafficking women, the crime is not small.
So, Dong Yong had no choice but to put back six of the seven fairy clothes he had stolen, and only took a black silk skirt and hid it.
After the seven fairies took a bath, they were about to leave, and suddenly, Xiao Qi found that his clothes were gone, this guy was in a hurry, and he had to accompany the Jade Emperor to KTV at night, this guy's clothes were gone, what was the matter?
This clothes are not ordinary clothes, they are a superb fairy clothes, with flying skills, this guy's best equipment was stolen, and there was no customer service to find it at that time, so I had to be in a hurry.
The remaining six fairies all have their own nightlife, and they can't waste it, so after persuading Xiao Qi a few words, they used the flying technique to return to heaven and earth one by one, leaving Xiao Qi in the mortal world. (To be continued.) )