Chapter 138: Radio Wave Otaku is a proper idiot

The content of the notice was expected, and it was already the practice of Tunghai University to notify the departments to organize programs for the orientation party, and it is said that every university in the country is basically the same.

Zhao Yingjun formed a group after reading the notice, threw it into the paper basket casually, and asked, "Welcome party, is there anyone in our dormitory to participate?" ”

"If you wait well, you will finally wait until today, and if your dream is good, you will finally realize your dream...... Brother is waiting for this day! This time I went home and brought my robes and artifacts with me! ”

Liang San was so excited that he was like beating the blood of a rooster, and Li Mengnan noticed that there was an acoustic guitar next to the desk under his bed at some point, and he couldn't recognize what brand it was, but he felt quite professional.

"Real people don't show up, aren't you an art student?" Li Mengnan said unexpectedly.

"I'm going to sue you?" Liang Sanbo made a tiger and crane double-shaped starting gesture, with a smug look on his face, and turned to Gao Dingtian and asked, "Dingtian, what about you?" I heard that you joined the club, and you didn't show your hand at the orientation party? ”

"Our president has this meaning, but I guess the show won't pass the review." Gao Dingtian scratched his head and was very helpless.

Seeing that Liang Sanbo seemed puzzled, Zhao Yingjun, who knew the inside story, explained: "The club he joins is a bodybuilding club. ”

Bodybuilding Club ......

It was also the first time that Li Mengnan knew that there was such an unpopular club in the school, and the scene of a group of shiny inverted triangle muscle men wearing small black thongs selling meat on the stage subconsciously came to mind......

This one...... It's really too harmonious......

"Aren't you on the basketball team? Planning to switch to rugby? Liang Sanbo's expression was also as weird as eating Xiang.

"The president of the bodybuilding club is my fellow countryman, and it's hard to be gracious, so I helped him support a scene in the past......"

Gao Dingtian smiled innocently, in fact, he just went to be a door god, the bodybuilding club occupies the only gym in the school, and there are too many people eyeing this treasure land.

"Handsome, didn't you say you had a crush on a girl? Why don't you sign up for the orientation party? Liang Sanbo put down his phone, stepped forward to hook Zhao Yingjun's shoulder, and squeezed his eyebrows.

Zhao Yingjun's height is just over 1.6 meters, and Liang Sanbo's arm is quite smooth.

"Yo? Handsome has a goal so quickly? Which faculty and which department? ”

This can be regarded as big news in the dormitory, with Zhao Yingjun's dead house temperament, no one really thinks that he will be interested in the three-dimensional sister.

Under the teasing and coaxing of several animals, Zhao Yingjun, the little fat man, took out his mobile phone and opened a photo, and handed it over with a flushed face.

The girl in the photo is not amazing, but she is quite cute, and the most important thing is that she is only one meter and a half tall by visual inspection, which is absolutely harmonious with Zhao Yingjun, a second-class cripple.

"Handsome, you have fallen, you actually started to learn from others to take pictures secretly, and then develop the rhythm of a proper idiot......" Li Mengnan flipped through his mobile phone and began to feel heartbroken.

Liang Sanbo and Gao Dingtian nodded again and again, thinking deeply.

"You all stand and talk without back pain, don't take pictures secretly, can I still walk in front of her and make her laugh?" Zhao Yingjun was unconvinced.

"It's a simple and crude method, and I like it."

Liang San clapped his hands in admiration, shook his head like a gentleman, hooked Li Mengnan's chin with his fingers, squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Little lady, how old is it?" Come on, give me a smile to my uncle! ”

"Don't ...... Childe" Li Mengnan was slightly embarrassed and slightly angry, and instantly entered the play.

Gao Dingtian had no lines, so he could only stand behind Liang Sanbo like an iron tower, with a tiger's face as a fierce god, indicating that he was the legendary evil servant and thug who fought for the tiger.

"It's really condescending for a few of you not to take the film and television acting major......"

Zhao Yingjun covered his face and said he was speechless.

"But seriously, handsome, you can't do that...... What era is this, you still play with secret love, do you really plan to be a radio wave system? The human electric wave girl is still a little cute.,You're a radio wave otaku, but you're the predecessor of the idiot! ”

Liang Sanbo raised his index finger and shook his lips, although the time they have been together for a short time, Zhao Yingjun's thinking mode is extremely simple, and he belongs to the type that is simple when it is good, and low emotional intelligence if it is not good.

"Yes...... I can't just go and tell her, can I? ”

Although Zhao Yingjun is a house, he is also a person who has read a lot of love comics, even if he reads from the book, he will not have no opinions at all.

"Based on my experience over the years, girls prefer this kind of simple and direct confession, of course, provided you have to have a Tony Leung face......"

"I think I'm a little more like Zeng Zhiwei." Zhao Yingjun was a little depressed.

"I appreciate your self-knowledge! Therefore," Liang Sanbo specially accentuated his tone, patted Zhao Yingjun's shoulder and said: "You are determined to fight the street with your appearance, you must let the other party understand you deeply and see your inner advantages......"

"For example?"

"For example...... Uh......" Liang Sanbo's body stiffened.

Zhao Yingjun was even more depressed.

"Materiality, appearance, talent, and personality, these four points are basically the main qualities that attract the opposite sex."

Li Mengnan took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, and took Liang Sanbo's words.

Not only Zhao Yingjun, but also Liang Sanbo and Gao Dingtian were also shocked when they heard this, and they seemed to have opened a new door in their hearts.

Liang Sanbo hurriedly took out a lighter to help Li Mengnan light the cigarette, and he almost threw it to the ground, and said excitedly: "I hope that the fierce brother will teach me!" ”

Li Mengnan dragged a chair and sat on it, cocked Erlang's legs and flicked the cigarette ash, pointing at the country.

"The first two don't need to be detailed, now the so-called rich and handsome, Bai Fumei is the extreme pursuit of material and appearance of the literary products, these two handsome must not be beaten, I mainly talk about talent and character...... Talent, in a general sense, is only the knowledge and skills mastered. ”

"Knowledge and skills seem to be the same thing, right?" Liang Sanbo interjected.

"Knowledge and skills are not the same, in general, knowledge tends to be more theoretical, while skills tend to be practical...... Just like when you play music, you can talk about music history musicians, which is knowledge, and mastering various instruments and composing music independently is a skill. ”

"But the knowledge of handsome is limited to the new anime.,Skills are also good at repairing computers......"

Gao Dingtian didn't mean to expose the short, the day and night were relatively more than half a month, and whoever had a few hairs on his body was clear, and this little thing was not a secret.

"Proper sling formwork...... Liang Sanbo lowered his head and mourned for Zhao Yingjun.

"If a person doesn't have the first three things, then the only thing that can attract the opposite sex in the end is by character......"

Li Mengnan stopped inexplicably when he said this, Liang Sanbo was hung up his appetite, and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?" What's next? Don't be a eunuch! ”

"Oh, it's fine."

Li Mengnan came back to his senses, and at that moment just now, he suddenly had a strange feeling of being peeped at closely, but there were only Zhao Yingjun, Gao Dingtian and Liang Sanbo in the bedroom besides him, and the direction of the peeping line of sight did not come from any of the three.