Disheveled!

The two parted with tears in their eyes again, rubbing their shoulders and scolding in their mouths.

"Grass, you're still not human, are you?" Li Yuanba bared his teeth and scolded me.

"Don't be wordy, are you still coming?" I roared through gritted teeth.

"Come on, come on, I, Li Yuanba, am still afraid of you." Li Yuanba was bouncing on the spot, doing shoulder exercises plus chest expansion exercises.

Damn, isn't this just a scene? Why are you so ignorant, but anyone with a little emotional intelligence will pick up a sentence, saying that since we are evenly matched, it is better to stop making peace or something, and then everyone will sit down to drink and chat, and turn the conflict into a jade silk.

Depressed, I could only shrug my shoulders and shake my hands to move my whole body.

Seeing this, Li Yuanba stopped, pointed at me and scolded angrily: "Hey, are you sick in the brain?" If we continue to fight like this, we will both lose, don't you know to give me a step down? Isn't it good for the two to stop talking? ”

I paused for a while, and then said tentatively, "Why don't we fight?" ”

"It's late, now the anger in my heart has burned, come on, bring my hammer!" Li Yuanba shouted.

Suddenly, someone opened the box on the wheelbarrow, he

The diameter of the hammer is about fifty centimeters, it is octagonal ridge, there are many sharp protrusions the size of wine glasses, grass, and the legend says that one of these hammers weighs 400 pounds, if it is true, it will definitely die if it is hit by this hammer.

Li Yuanba had an awl in one hand, Huo Huoha played a few times, and the two hammers were struck, making a earth-shattering sound of gold and iron, and looked at me mockingly: "You can show your weapon." ”

This thing is not afraid of the attack below the Grand Master, which means that submachine guns and shotguns will not do any damage to it, if you want to fuse hundreds of fireballs, I can run away by shrinking the ground into inches, but Li Shimin and his people will definitely be blown to pieces.

Tangled.

In desperation, I took out a kitchen knife, played a few knife tricks indiscriminately, and shouted, "Come on." ”

When Li Yuanba saw my kitchen knife, he thought that I was deliberately despising him, and in a fit of rage, he rushed over with a golden hammer brandishing a drum urn, raising his right hand high, and a black shadow whistled down on my head.

I tried to use the stiffness technique on him, and sure enough, it didn't work for him at all, so he cursed, and had to step back sideways, while the kitchen knife in his hand slashed at the sledgehammer.

Lao Tzu's kitchen knife is also a magic weapon, can't you cut off a piece of your hammer?

With a ding, my arm suddenly went numb, and the kitchen knife bounced back, but the sledgehammer was unscathed, but the momentum of the awl suddenly slowed down when I blocked it like this.

As soon as I breathed a sigh of relief, Li Yuanba's other hammer came with a whistle and smashed directly into my shoulder.

In a hurry, I shrank into inches and drilled behind Li Yuanba, not only dodged the hammer, but also slashed directly at Li Yuanba's back with a kitchen knife.

With a pop, it felt as if the kitchen knife had hit a large piece of leather, except for cutting Li Yuanba's clothes, but it couldn't cut into his body at all.

Is this a rhinoceros reincarnated or a wild boar becoming sperm? My knife didn't hurt him in the slightest, Lao Tzu is an intermediate great master. Is this cargo invulnerable? If that's the case, isn't he invincible in the world, damn, this product was originally the number one hero in the Sui and Tang Dynasties, and he was originally invincible in the world...... Wait, how did the book say that Li Yuanba died? It seems to have been killed by thunder and lightning, tsk, isn't Lao Tzu's trick Thunder Ball just thunderbolt?

I immediately wanted to cast Thunder Wanjun, and then I thought about it, if I used Thunder Wanjun, there were only two possibilities, the first possibility, Thunder Wanjun could not hurt Li Yuanba, and in the end I could only escape, the second possibility, Thunder Wanjun split Li Yuanba into pieces and killed Li Yuan's son, and he would definitely be attacked by Li Yuan's crowd, and he could only escape when the time came.

In this way, how can I still get around Li Shimin to investigate the matter of the Netherworld clone?

But if I didn't use Thunderball, I wouldn't be able to help this guy in front of me.

By the way, don't I still have that kind of electric current true qi in my body? Why not give it a try?

Under the electric turn of his mind, when the kitchen knife and the hammer intersected, the current was sent to Li Yuanba's body.

With a snort, I could see the blue electricity swimming on Li Yuanba's body, and then I could only hear Li Yuanba's ghost screaming: "Mom, this person has electricity!" Don't fight, don't fight! ”

Yo ho, I'm really afraid of electricity.

I proudly transported the current to the kitchen knife, and suddenly the kitchen knife was full of lightning, and it looked very awesome, and I played with two knife flowers, and said with a smile: "Don't you fight?" ”

"No fight, no fight." Li Yuanba threw the two hammers to the ground and looked at me with admiration on his face: "Big brother, you are still powerful, you have electricity on you!" I'll go first, and I'll treat you to tea another day. ”

Hmph, if it weren't for the fact that you are Li Yuan's son, Lao Tzu would have killed you a long time ago. Immediately said loudly: "Hey, don't go yet." ”

"What? Does my eldest brother still want to keep me to eat? Li Yuanba looked stunned.

"I want you to apologize to everyone present." I snorted, but in fact, I didn't have any hope in my heart, after all, he was Li Yuan's third prince, how could he make amends to these subordinates.

"I'm sorry, everybody!" Unexpectedly, Li Yuanba really bowed to Wei Chi Jingde and the others, and then beckoned his subordinates to put away the hammer and turned away.

Li Shimin and others were also a little surprised by this kind of ending, and after a while, the eldest grandson Wuji threw his hand at me and said with a smile: "Just because you can make Li Yuanba apologize to us, my eldest grandson Wuji is convinced by you." ”

Wei Chi Jingde and the others also woke up like a dream, and thanked me one by one, although it was not the kind of sincere convincing, but it was somewhat sincere.

Finally got Li Shimin's subordinates, and next, I will help Li Shimin build a pro-guard team.

Because of my experience in forming a pig killing team during the Three Kingdoms period, the work of building a pro-guard team is very familiar to me.

The first thing is to recruit people, and I want Li Shimin to pass on the order to recommend some strong soldiers from the three armies. Two days later, more than 300 soldiers stood in front of me, and I was a little disappointed when I saw this group of soldiers, although they looked quite strong, but there was something missing, and I did not know what was missing, it seemed to be courage, it seemed to be fierce.

To put it another way, one of these warriors can be defeated without fear of their opponents, but when faced with two, three or more enemies, they will flee.

As soon as his heart moved, he suddenly understood the key to it, and said to Li Shimin with a smile: "I bet that this group of people are all related to those grassroots officers. ”

Li Shimin is also a smart person, and he instantly understood what I meant, and laughed: "Everyone has their own circle, and some things can't be stopped." ”

"Let's choose." I pondered for a moment: "First select the body elements that are good, you send someone to supervise, pick out those who do push-ups, sit-ups, and squats the fastest and the most, and then I will come to the second step of selection." ”

Push-ups, sit-ups and squats-ups are the three things that best reflect a person's staying power and explosiveness, and with this prerequisite, things will go a lot easier.

Two days later, more than 300 soldiers stood in front of me, and compared with the previous batch of soldiers, this group of soldiers was obviously much stronger, and there seemed to be a few familiar faces among them, perhaps some of the soldiers recommended by the previous batch also had some real materials.

"I have to say that these people's physique is good." Li Shimin looked at the soldiers standing straight in front of him with a sigh.

"The body is important, but on the battlefield, the body is not the most important." I smiled and said, "On the battlefield, courage and confidence are the most important. In the previous dynasties, there were many battles in which fewer won more, and in these battles there was even a scene of a soldier chasing and killing a group of soldiers. ”

Wei Chi Jingde and Li Jing next to him both nodded approvingly, the selection of soldiers needs help, and the two of them will temporarily serve as my deputies.

"What are you going to do next?" Li Shimin looked at me with interest.

I smiled and told them my plan, Li Shimin and the others couldn't help but shudder, and Wei Chi Jingde even said to me: "Wenxi, originally I was only convinced by you for three points, but now I have seven points." ”

I laughed and said, "I'll convince you." ”

After the props prepared in advance were brought up, I walked up to the soldiers and said loudly: "Everyone, I think you also know some of the reasons why you are here...... Well, don't you think the name is loud enough? ”

A big man with a leopard's head and beard said loudly: "Report sir, this name is indeed not very loud!" ”

"Then what do you have to say?" I asked with a smile.

"Flying Tigers!" Dahan popped up a term that I am quite familiar with, tsk, I can't imagine that this guy's creativity actually coincides with the name of the special police officer more than a thousand years later.

However, how could I, with my bad tastes overflowing, let him get his wish? He immediately smiled and said, "Yes, this name is very good, I now officially announce that the name of our pro-guard team is called ...... Pig's Head Team! ”

Hearing this, everyone was stunned on the spot, and Wei Chi Jingde even asked directly: "Wenxi, are you kidding?" ”

"It's not a joke, it's the pig-headed team!" I was already smiling in my heart, but on the surface I was serious.

Li Shimin coughed lightly: "Since Wenxi insists, it is so happily decided, in the future, this pro-guard team will be called the pig-head team, as for Wenxi, everyone will call him the pig-head captain in the future!" ”

Damn, how can you forget about jì, now it's okay, and I've got myself into it. Scratching my scalp, I pretended to be casual and said loudly: "That's right, I am the captain of the pig's head team, and it is not so easy for you to join the pig's head team." Now I'm going to make a selection of you, the first one, guts. ”

After saying that, I asked someone to bring up a box, opened the box, and when I saw the contents of the box, everyone gasped.