Chapter 1 Do the police care about how old a person is weaned?

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Be lenient in confession and strict in resisting.

Li Mengnan's gaze was withdrawn from the eight bright red eye-catching blow-molded characters on the old white wall, a foot was pulled out of the flip-flops, scratched the calf that was a little itchy by the fan, and looked boredly at the heroic policewoman behind the desk.

The chest is straight and the hips are upright, and the face is also thoughtful, that is, the body of nearly one meter eight is a little tall, and the skin is a little darker, but with the upright and straight blue and black police uniform, it also reveals a different kind of wildness.

"Give you one last chance, take the initiative to confess now, and you can also get leniency."

Wu An straightened his body, leaned on the table with one hand, and leaned his upper body forward slightly, which was a secret taught by the old policemen in the bureau, and it was said that this posture could give the other party a certain sense of pressure during interrogation.

It's a pity that this time she met an opponent.

"Officer, you know what? The aunt of the Wang family in the east of our village also said the same thing when she checked his man's small treasury, but the uncle of the Wang family died miserably every time, very miserably. ”

Li Mengnan smiled slightly, his eyes narrowed like a warm cat.

"You!"

Wu Ansu stood up, his full chest trembling slightly under the police uniform.

A note with "Stop Anger" written on it was pushed from the side, and her partner He Weigui shook his head at her gently.

Wu Ansu suddenly realized that he was actually being controlled by the guy in front of him, took a deep breath and forcibly suppressed his anger, picked up a pen and paper and prepared to make a record.

Seeing that the transcript was smashed by Wu Ansu, the old policeman He Weigui couldn't help but show a wry smile.

This girl from the martial arts family is good at everything, she is neat in her work, and she is also beautiful, but she can't change her temper and urgency, and her superiors didn't directly arrange for her to go to the criminal police team, but it was really prescient to decentralize the grassroots training first.

But then again, as an old policeman with more than 20 years of police experience, He Weigui can be regarded as knowing countless people, what thieves and hooligans, which is not trembling when he enters the bureau, and he wants to report a fart, but he has rarely met a young man like the young man in front of him who dares to play poor and boring with the police unscrupulously.

It's not that there has never been, but this kind of person is either a righteous person with lofty ideals, or a calm and cunning evildoer.

But the boy apparently didn't have either.

He Weigui can only think that this person is born with relatively thick nerves.

"In that case, let's follow the procedure."

He Weigui lit a cigarette and raised his hand to signal Wu Ansu to make a record.

"Name?"

"Li Mengnan."

"Macho?"

Although he knew that it should be just a homonym, Wu Ansu was still thundered by this strange name, and subconsciously glanced at Li Mengnan in front of him.

The ordinary public face, the medium-length hair that can't be seen in the hairstyle, and the figure of almost 1.75 meters can barely be regarded as standard, but it is not strong at all. A T-shirt, shorts, flip-flops, and flip-flop suit that may add up to less than 100 yuan looks no different from a young man drinking beer and bragging at a food stall at night.

Feeling Wu Ansu's strange eyes, Li Mengnan smiled unmindably, he was used to this kind of misunderstanding.

"Macho men have to look inside."

"Phew! Rogue! Wu Ansu's face suddenly turned cold.

Li Mengnan picked up the cigarette case on the table, took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, and after getting He Weigui's permission, he lit it with a lighter, and said: "Mongolia in Mongolia Province, South in the South." My family is in a small village in the south of Mongolian Province, and my grandfather gave it this name in order to save trouble. ”

"Age?"

"Two months to go, exactly twenty."

"Occupation?"

"Students."

"I don't think so, right?" Wu Ansu suddenly put down his pen and smiled coldly.

"Of course, strictly speaking, students are really not a profession, so you can also be a juggler, an ancestor."

Li Mengnan grinned, showed the half-smoked cigarette in front of Wu Ansu and He Weigui, and suddenly pressed the end of the light spark in the middle of his palm.

"What do you do!"

Wu Ansu was suddenly shocked, she had heard that some "hob meat" would deliberately self-harm to frame the police for using violence to extract confessions, so she immediately swung her two long legs and flew over the desk, and tightly clasped Li Mengnan's wrist.

"Relax, officer, you're going to scare me ...... like this."

Li Mengnan spread out his palm and shook it at Wu Ansu, his smooth palm did not show any traces of burns, and even the half-smoked cigarette was gone.

"Very good magic."

He Weigui applauded a few times, as an old policeman who is still fighting on the front line of anti-pickpocketing, he has seen a lot of tricks "in his sleeve", and he can play so that he can't see any flaws, and this Li Mengnan in front of him is still the only one.

"I prefer to call this insignificant trick, the high-end and high-grade name of magic, is actually a group of foreign devils bluffing people and cheating money......"

Li Mengnan suddenly raised his hand and grabbed the void behind Wu Ansu's ear, and the cigarette was held in his hand again, and the bright spark was not even extinguished.

Li Mengnan took a deep breath of the cigarette to his mouth, and said with a slightly surprised expression: "Well, you are still a virgin, police officer, right?" This pure body fragrance, which has been brewing for more than 20 years, is now rare...... But then again, twenty-five or sixteen years old is still a virgin, and you are tragic enough, officer, or your boyfriends are tragic enough. ”

"Shut up!"

Wu Ansu's face suddenly turned red, and he grabbed Li Mengnan's collar in anger.

"Xiao Su! Pay attention to discipline! ”

"Uncle He, but look at him......"

Under He Weigui's stern reprimand, Wu An unwillingly let go of Li Mengnan's collar, and after returning to the writing desk, he puffed out his face and kept throwing vicious eyes at him.

He Weigui smiled helplessly and shook his head, although this Li Mengnan was so cheap, he really hit Wu Ansu's sore spot.

Since the death of her father unexpectedly, the only daughter of this old leader has devoted herself to studying, and after four years of studying in the police academy, she was stunned to make herself like a boy, and later someone introduced her to a few men who were quite good in all aspects, but without exception they all failed because she couldn't stand her fiery personality and workaholic work habits, and one was even broken by her because of a little over-the-top intimate behavior.

As a result, the name of the "female Tyrannosaurus rex" of the police force spread far and wide, and no one dared to mention the introduction of her boyfriend to Wu Ansu after that.

Although the beauty is good, it has to be terrible......

Wu Ansu suppressed his anger and took out a locked tin milk powder can from the luggage stacked on the table and put it on the table, with the trademark facing Li Mengnan on one side.

"Okay, let's get down to business...... Can you sue me about what's in this jar? You're not going to sue me, you're still drinking baby formula at the age of 20, are you? ”

Staring at the smiling baby face on the milk powder can for a few seconds, Li Mengnan rubbed his scalp with his hand holding a cigarette, looked at Wu Ansu seriously, and said: "Officer, I don't know if you have heard that Oriental people generally have a constitution called lactose intolerance?" ”

"Don't give me a change of concept! I'm not asking what milk powder you drink! I'm asking you, why do you have milk powder in your luggage? ”

"Huh? Do the police still care at what age people are weaned? Li Mengnan looked surprised.

Wu Ansu's lungs were about to be blown up, it was the first time she had encountered such a difficult guy, if it weren't for the discipline of the police force, she would definitely take out a gun and collapse this kid directly.

He Weigui coughed lightly and reminded Wu Ansu to calm down again, picked up the teacup and blew away the tea leaves floating on it, and said calmly: "It is your right to drink what you drink, but it is also the duty of our police to maintain social stability and protect the safety of citizens' lives and property...... We now suspect that you are carrying contraband and need to check your personal belongings, and we hope that you will cooperate with our work. ”

"It's still an old comrade who can be relied on, I wouldn't have cooperated if I said that earlier." Li Mengnan shrugged indifferently, and while taking out the key, he didn't forget to shake his eyebrows as if he was provocatively shaking Wu Ansu on the opposite side.

Wu Ansu clenched his teeth, and the gel pen used for recording was almost crushed.

Auntie, I put up with it! If the milk powder is fine, forget it, if it is found to be a little wrong, you will definitely die an ugly death!

The lock is opened, and the lid is opened.

Wu Ansu couldn't wait to grab the milk powder can, and the beautiful Danfeng's eyes suddenly lit up, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up a proud arc.

A jar full of off-white powdery substance, but apparently not powdered milk.

Wu Ansu patted the milk powder can and asked sharply, "Li Mengnan, what is this?" ”

Li Mengnan didn't panic at all, and grinned calmly: "Don't you know the police officer?" ”

"Humph! It seems that you don't cry when you don't see the coffin! ”

Wu Ansu used the tip of her slender oval little finger to pick up a little powder from the milk powder can, put it in her mouth and tasted it, and the indescribable strange taste and difficult taste made her frown.

"This thing seems familiar." He Weigui glanced inside and said thoughtfully.

"yes...... This is my grandfather's ashes, which were cremated recently. Li Mengnan nodded and said seriously.

Gross!

Wu Ansu's pretty face changed a few colors in an instant, and he suddenly covered his mouth and ran out of the interrogation room, not even having time to close the door, and faintly heard the sound of vomiting coming from outside the corridor.

"You've seen it all, old comrade, don't blame me for this...... It's called preconceivence, isn't it? Li Mengnan spread his hands regretfully, looking quite innocent.

"Then why didn't you stop her just now?" He is expensive, angry and funny.

Li Mengnan knocked the slippers on his feet a few times, picked up a cigarette and put it in his mouth again, shrugged his shoulders, and said disapprelicly: "My grandfather is an old bachelor, except for occasionally peeking at a few widows in the village taking a bath, he has never really touched a woman in his life, I can't help him anything before I die, I can let him have a tongue kiss with a beautiful woman after death, even if I finally do my filial piety for him......"

Poof!

He Weigui, who was drinking tea, sprayed directly on the ground.

"Okay, this classmate, you can go, it seems that this time it should be just a misunderstanding." He Weigui didn't dare to keep this immortal anymore, God knows what kind of trouble he would make if he stayed any longer.

"Wait!" Wu Ansu, who was a little blue in the face, leaned against the door frame of the interrogation room, and still didn't seem to give up, walked up to He Weigui and whispered: "Uncle He, I still think this matter is strange, why don't you ...... this box Something to be tested for its ingredients? ”

He Weigui took a sip of tea from his cup, patted Wu Ansu's shoulder comfortingly with his thick big hand, and said earnestly: "Xiao Su, I can understand your eagerness to show your father the meritorious service table, but if you want to hurry, you can't reach it!" We are on the eastern coast, not the southwest border, so it is so easy for a big case like a drug to be encountered by a grassroots police officer like us? ”

"But ......"

He Weigui grew up watching Wu Ansu, of course he knew that she was just angry now, and said with a smile: "Forget it, there are many people with quirks these years, didn't you see an inflatable doll wrapped like a dead corpse last time?" I checked that kid's luggage, and it contained an admission letter from Zhang Donghai University, and it seemed that he should just be a college freshman who came to report. ”

"But Uncle He...... Look at him! ”

Seeing that Wu Ansu's face turned red with anger, He Weigui turned his head in confusion, but found that Li Mengnan was still standing in place with his luggage.

"Why aren't you leaving? Didn't I say it was okay? He Weigui said strangely.

"I don't know the way!" Li Mengnan looked innocent, "I was supposed to take the school bus to pick up the new students, but before I got out of the train station, I was brought here by you guys, and I'm not a local, how do I know how to go?" ”

He Weigui patted his head, he really forgot about this stubble.

"Won't you call a taxi? What's under your nose? Furnishings? Wu Ansu was angry when he saw Li Mengnan's villainous appearance, and sneered unceremoniously.

"Why!" Li Mengnan suddenly stopped doing it, and jumped up like a cat with its tail stepped on, "Why should the people bear the property losses caused by your work mistakes?" ”

He Weigui covered his face again, this big hat was buttoned, and the people were returned, and this kid was invulnerable, and the people of Diao were invulnerable.

"And what are you going to do?" Wu Ansu wanted to say that it was a big deal that I would pay you the fare, but he felt that it was too shameless to be so soft, so he swallowed the second half of the words.

Li Mengnan asked He Weigui for a cigarette again, spit out the smoke ring and thought for a moment: "I remember that the police seem to have a business, which is to send lost children and grandmothers home or something......"

"Li Mengnan! Don't give me an inch! ”

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