Chapter 1815: Fighting wits and courage
Lin Xiaohu sat up straight with a smile on his face and said, "Okay, listen to Sister Xiaoming." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Li Xiaoming snorted: "You are like this, I just think you have to drive safely, be responsible for yourself, be responsible for me, and be responsible for your family."
Lin Xiaohu smiled and said, "Xiaoming, do you remember when you didn't have an interview in the supermarket that day?" Li Xiaoming looked at him and said, "Remember, of course remember, why did you suddenly mention this?"
Lin Xiaohu said with a smile: "I still remember that among so many interviewers that day, you were the most outstanding." I was so fond of you at the time, I kept staring at you. As a result, you found out that I was staring at you, and you glared at me fiercely...... I still remember it vividly. ”
Li Xiaoming laughed and said, "I forgot everything, why do you still remember?" Hehe, when you said this, I remembered, at that time, you stared at me, I was embarrassed, I could only stare at you, and said in my heart how can this man be so unashamed, staring at me blatantly in front of so many people, a woman, and not afraid of other people's jokes. ”
Lin Xiaohu said: "Staring at the woman you like, are you still afraid of other people's jokes?" Li Xiaoming pouted and said: "I like it one by one, we didn't know each other at that time, what do you like about me, liar!"
Lin Xiaohu smiled: "I like your face, I like your temperament, I like your character." Li Xiaoming snorted: "I think you are right in the first sentence, you like my appearance." Lin Xiaohu said: "So what? I'll admit it, I like the way you look. Li Xiaoming said: "You men, one is more lustful than the other, and when you see a beautiful woman, you can't wait to grab it, I know you too well."
Lin Xiaohu said: "How do you know so well? Have you ever had this experience?"
Li Xiaoming nodded and said, "Didn't I work in a large supermarket in Baozhou?" Lin Xiaohu said: "Yes, what you wrote on your resume, I read it carefully." Li Xiaoming said: "In fact, the main reason why I left that supermarket was that the boss always harassed me, which made me very disgusting, and in the end I had no choice but to resign."
Lin Xiaohu became interested when he heard this, and said, "Why is he harassing you?" Li Xiaoming glanced at him and said, "Why are you asking about this?"
Lin Xiaohu said seriously: "I'll listen to whether it's good or not, if it's good, I'll learn a few tricks." Li Xiaoming stared at him and asked, "Who have you learned?" Lin Xiaohu said: "Of course, it is only for us Xiaoming."
Li Xiaoming heard this, glanced at the man twice, then sat up straight and turned his head, clasped his arms to his chest, and never spoke again.
Lin Xiaohu glanced at her, saw her face gloomy, and her heart moved, didn't what she said just now make her angry? But she didn't say anything, it was just a joke, how could she react so much? Hurriedly slowed down and pleaded honestly: "Are you angry? I'm kidding you, why are you so angry all of a sudden? You don't know me, I'm poor-mouthed, but I never do anything that upsets you. I'm just kidding you, don't be angry, okay Xiaoming, can I call you sister?"
Li Xiaoming snorted and turned his head to prevent him from seeing his face. Lin Xiaohu saw that she was petty, loving and hating, leaning on the side of the road, reaching out to pull her arm, and said, "Good Xiaoming, good sister, I was wrong, don't be angry, I didn't mean to, I just teased you." Li Xiaoming opened his hand and said to Lin Xiaohu with a cold face: "It's not like that. What kind of person are you and me, and you have to learn that perverted method to sexually disturb me, do you want to be ashamed?"
Lin Xiaohu was stunned and said, "He* harassed you? Holy, is it true?" Li Xiaoming said angrily: "Why should I lie to you?" Lin Xiaohu said: "Why did he harass you? You tell me that if I go to Baozhou another day, I will find an opportunity to cut him. ”
Li Xiaoming snorted lightly, it seemed that his temper was already small, and said: "That's not necessary, I can't afford to provoke him, I can afford to hide from him." Lin Xiaohu said: "Hmph, I offended my precious good sister, I must not let her go." Look, I'm going to beat him up next time I go back to Baozhou. ”
Li Xiaoming sighed: "I really don't need it, in fact, he didn't succeed." I think he must be very depressed because he has been thinking about me but has never succeeded, and this is a punishment for him. By the way, why do you park, keep driving, time is precious. ”
Lin Xiaohu continued on the road and said, "How did he harass you?" Li Xiaoming sighed: "If you have nothing to do, you come to me, always say that you invite me to dinner, and when you have a banquet, you always sit next to me and do something to me." The most extreme time, when he got drunk and hugged me and touched me, I slapped him, and after that time, I quit. ”
Lin Xiaohu exclaimed in surprise: "Wow, you still dare to slap him?" Li Xiaoming sneered: "Nonsense, if you are hugged and taken advantage of, will you let him bully you?" Lin Xiaohu said: "If you hold me and take advantage of me, I will admit it." Li Xiaoming snorted: "you, there's nothing serious." I'm telling you, I'm so angry that you're doing this. ”
Lin Xiaohu sighed: "If you get angry, I won't be happy." Li Xiaoming listened to his lonely tone, glanced at him, and said, "Actually, you are still ...... before." It's still pretty good. It's that after the last time you entered the mountain, you ...... You're not serious about me. If you want me to say, I still think you are the best before. ”
Lin Xiaohu was stunned for a moment and said, "Why do you say that?" Li Xiaoming said: "Before, you were kind and polite, and you were warm-hearted, and you helped me several times. I think you are very good, I am very grateful to you, and I also feel that it is an honor and a good place to work with you. But then ...... Since the last time you went into the mountains, you seem to have changed as a person, and I don't even know you anymore. I'm a person who likes mature and stable men with a decent style, and I'm disgusted by being as unscrupulous as you just did. ”
Of course Lin Xiaohu was not happy after hearing these words, he was in a low mood, and he didn't bother to argue with her, so he just cared about driving with a gloomy face.
Li Xiaoming saw that he was silent, so he stared at him a few times. Lin Xiaohu deliberately ignored her, and closed his mouth as if he was dumb. Li Xiaoming couldn't hold back any longer, and said with a sigh: "You...... What's wrong?"
Lin Xiaohu said lightly: "It's nothing." Li Xiaoming said, "Then why don't you speak?"
Lin Xiaohu said: "Speaking is also despised, so it's better not to say it." Li Xiaoming couldn't help laughing, and said, "I didn't say that all your words are not good, you don't say anything serious." Lin Xiaohu said: "Seriously, that's the boss talking to the subordinates." Li Xiaoming sighed faintly and said, "Actually, isn't it good for the two of us to be colleagues?"
The more Lin Xiaohu listened, the more he didn't taste it, he bumped into his anger and said coldly: "Okay, then I will still be a colleague, I have no opinion." Li Xiaoming saw that he was angry, his lips moved, and his face became embarrassed.
After a while, Li Xiaoming said in a low voice: "You are a man, why are you so small-minded, I didn't say anything, why are you angry?" Lin Xiaohu said: "Who said I was angry? I'm not angry, I'm happy. Li Xiaoming said: "Where are you happy?" You're obviously angry with me. ”
Lin Xiaohu laughed twice. Li Xiaoming said: "I don't mean anything else......"
Lin Xiaohu intercepted: "I don't mean anything else." Li Xiaoming sighed and said, "Don't be like this, I don't feel comfortable if you do this again."
Lin Xiaohu laughed in his heart when he heard this, and said, "How can you be uncomfortable?" Li Xiaoming said: "There are only two people in the car, if you are not happy, of course I will not be happy." Lin Xiaohu said: "Then do you admit that I can affect your mood?" Li Xiaoming seemed to guess that she was starting to be passive, so he stopped talking.
Lin Xiaohu said: "In other words, you care about me very much?" Li Xiaoming said angrily: "I hate it, you're here again." ”
Lin Xiaohu laughed, and the right hand holding the gear handle touched it at once and grabbed it on the woman's arm. Li Xiaoming was taken aback and said, "What are you doing?"
Lin Xiaohu moved up her arm, reached her hand and held it on it, and said, "You know, I like you like this." Li Xiaoming hurriedly pushed his hand away and said, "Don't be like this, if you have something to say, don't move your hands and feet."
Lin Xiaohu grabbed her hand, grabbed it again, held it tightly, and said, "Xiaoming, I like you like this, you obediently listen to me, okay?" Li Xiaoming was embarrassed and said, "Don't hate it, how can there be someone like you?" Drive your car honestly and let me go. Lin Xiaohu said: "You just let me shake my hand."
Li Xiaoming said: "Why?" Lin Xiaohu said: "I like you." Li Xiaoming said, "But I don't like you."
Lin Xiaohu smiled slightly and said, "Women speak in reverse, and if they don't like it, they like it." Li Xiaoming said: "Then I like you."
Lin Xiaohu laughed and said, "That's right, like it or like it." Li Xiaoming couldn't cry or laugh, and said: "You are too improper, there is no ...... like you" Although he said so, he didn't turn back on Hangzhou anymore, and his hand was always held by a man.
Lin Xiaohu was extremely happy, thinking about the love between men and women, if you should be angry, you have to be angry, and after you get angry, you may gain something. For example, just now, if he wasn't angry, how could Li Xiaoming have been defeated all the way and lost his hands?
Lin Xiaohu held Li Xiaoming's hand until he entered the mountainous area, the mountain road was narrow and curved, and he needed to concentrate on driving, so he could only let go of her hand and dare not laugh with her anymore. After driving for another twenty minutes, I arrived at the abandoned courtyard at the foot of the hill.
After parking, Li Xiaoming did not open the door and get out of the car, but looked out first, and said to himself: "I don't know if the big yellow dog last time is still there."
Lin Xiaohu smiled: "I'm not afraid anymore." Li Xiaoming turned around and asked, "Why?"
Lin Xiaohu got out of the car and took out a wooden stick modified from the trunk, walked to the co-pilot and opened the door. Li Xiaoming came to his senses when he saw the stick in his hand, and said with a smile: "It turns out that you have prepared a weapon."
The two of them brought all the plastic bags, Lin Xiaohu carried a cardboard box in his left hand and a stick in his right hand, and walked to the mountain road first. Li Xiaoming followed him, looking left and right, and seemed to be very concerned about the big dog.
It is also fate, the two of them just went around the road to the west of the deserted house, and the big yellow dog didn't know where to get on the road, barking at the two of them. Li Xiaoming exclaimed in fright, leaned behind Lin Xiaohu, reached out and grabbed the man's arm, and shouted, "It's really there!"
Lin Xiaohu sneered, picked up a stick and hit the dog. The big yellow dog is the type of strong outsider and middle-dry, seeing Lin Xiaohu rushing over with a stick, before the stick was hit, he whined like a lost dog, as if he was injured, and ran along the yard.
Lin Xiaohu laughed proudly and said, "Count it as having eyesight, otherwise I would have slaughtered it and eaten meat today." Li Xiaoming smiled and said, "I don't believe you dare to kill it."
Lin Xiaohu smiled and said, "Let you be right, I am also a strong outsider, if it really dares to confront me, I really don't dare to kill me."