Chapter 002: What and What
A good gambler never thought he would lose! Shen Youfu finally understood the meaning of this sentence.
"Dada! Congratulations! The original price of this lamp is ninety-ninety-eight, you have made a lot of money! The handsome man pinched it casually, and the roulette wheel disappeared. With the other hand, he took out a lamp from behind his back and stuffed it into Shen Youfu's arms, and then said quickly: "Welcome to come next time!" ”
Shen Youfu panicked and wanted to catch the handsome man, but after the other party said this, the scene in front of her changed, and she returned to the original earth cliff.
The money is gone, the rope I need is not available, and there is a useless lamp in my hand.
At this time, the sky was already dark, and Shen Youfu staggered two steps and sat on the ground. She carefully stroked the object she had just drawn, and now she was afraid that only Aladdin's magic lamp could save her. But in her hand, it was just an old-fashioned table lamp with an incandescent bulb twisted in the middle!
It may be that God sympathizes with Shen Youfu's tragic experience, and when she touched the switch of this table lamp, the table lamp suddenly turned on!
In such a dark night, the light of a table lamp can literally pierce the clouds!
Only then did Shen Youfu find out that the table lamp was actually stored with electricity, no wonder it needed ninety-nine-eight! This thing, when she goes down the mountain, she must be dedicated to the emperor and replaced by a concubine. Even if you can't see the emperor, you have to sell it for a good price!
Shen Youfu fantasized while waving the table lamp in his hand in the distance. At this time, Shen Youfu's heart was full of gratitude, although she didn't hit the rope, but the light of this lamp was enough for others to find out that she saved her.
Shen Youfu held a table lamp and waited for several hours like a Statue of Liberty. After being full of gratitude to being full of sadness, she finally heard a whisper from all around: "The Buddha's light is coming from above!" Let's go up and have a look! ”
Full of excitement, Shen Youfu didn't hear what they said, she just thought that she had finally found someone to save her!
"I'm here!"
With a loud cry from Shen Youfu, from all sides of the earth cliff, 'Whoosh!' Sou! Jumped up a few figures!
Shen Youfu fixed her eyes, staggered two steps, and sat down on the ground again.
These four or five people have different styles, but they all have one thing in common - black clothes and masks! At first glance, he doesn't look like a good person......
Shen Youfu was shocked, only to hear someone among these people shouting: "This is a rare once-in-a-lifetime Youtan Bharata fruit!" If you eat it, you will be able to increase your power and live forever! Today is clearly my opportunity, and whoever dares to compete with me will kill him without leaving a piece of armor! ”
"Just because you want to get the Brahmana fruit alone? Asked me about the sword in my hand first! ”
"There is no need for the two of you to fight, this Brahma fruit was originally a sacred relic of my Buddhism! Naturally, it should be in charge of the old man. Amitabha. ”
After four or five people rushed up, they completely ignored Shen Youfu's storage. After a few arguments, there was a big fight. Shen Youfu only felt the ping pong sound of the blades in her ears, and the air was filled with a strong smell of blood.
Half a moment later, the various 'hum, ha, hey' battle sounds gradually weakened, and the final winner walked over to Shen Youfu with a bloody body. His deep voice was magnetic: "Little girl, hand over the Borneo!" I am a righteous man, and I will not hurt you in the slightest! ”
If it weren't for his bloodstains, this person would be more like a delicate scholar. But Shen Youfu clearly saw that he used the iron fan in his hand as a weapon, and "brush, brush" swept away a lot of people!
"What's the Brahma!?" Shen Youfu asked with a crying voice.
The man was stunned for a moment, and then regained his unblinking profundity: "The one you hold in your hand is!" ”
This, is this a light bulb okay? You haven't seen a light bulb! As long as ninety-nine-eight...... Shen Youfu just wanted to explain, but remembered that the other party had indeed never seen a light bulb.
In her hesitation, the man snatched the light from her hand and reached out to pull it off.
"Don't pull it! It's screwed! Shen Youfu felt that her dream of offering a lamp to the emperor might be shattered.
"Screwed?" The man's deep brow furrowed slightly, and he spun his hand twice, and sure enough, he found signs of a loose bulb. He took a deep look at Shen Youfu, said 'thank you' seriously, and then immediately unscrewed the light bulb.
"Hahaha! The Brahma, at last, has fallen into my hands! With the man's joyful celebration, the cliff was instantly plunged into darkness.
Shen Youfu looked through the cold moonlight, only to see a trace of panic flash on the man's face, and said to herself: "Could it be that after the Borneo fruit is picked, it will wither so quickly!?" ”
When he said that, he took the light bulb and put it to his mouth.
"You can't eat that."
It's too late, it's too soon. Shen Youfu found that it was too late to say anything, because the man had already put the light bulb into his mouth, and was now looking at her like a goldfish, puffing out his cheeks in pain and helplessness.
Are you helpless? I'm helpless!
Shen Youfu really cried this time, she sat on the ground and rubbed back, she saw such a scene as soon as she crossed, no one could bear it.
"Woo! Woo! The man's voice reminded her again that now was not the time to cry. You need to solve the big killing god in front of you first.
When Shen Youfu was in modern times, she was always curious about whether people could take out the light bulb after swallowing it, but she didn't expect this wish to come true in ancient times!
The bulb man knelt pitifully in front of Shen Youfu, and because he couldn't speak, he could only use his iron fan to write on the ground: "Master, father, spare it, life." The villain has no eyes and no beads, and he will never dare again. ”
Shen Youfu rubbed her forehead with her hand, what is this!
"I'm not your master. The one in your mouth isn't a brahma, it's called a light bulb. Shen Youfu explained helplessly: "That can't be eaten, it's just for lighting up at night." Just like your candles, got it? ”
After listening to Shen Youfu's words, this very handsome man nodded vigorously with his cheeks, and then wrote on the ground: "Apprentice, son, understand, beg, master, father, help, life." ”
Just finished speaking, it wasn't his master, did he understand it or didn't understand it?
Shen Youfu sighed, whether she understood it or not, the man in front of her was probably quite capable. Although her brain is not very bright, at least she can take her down from the small dirt hill of the cliffs on all sides.
Seeing that the man had been stuck in the light bulb, he began to have difficulty breathing. Shen Youfu couldn't bear to see him kneeling on the ground and looking at himself with tears and pity, so she took his weapon from him: "You give this to me, and then take me down." I'll tell you how to get this thing out of it. ”