"Hey! Feed!! Wake up, don't sleep! ”

I opened my eyes in a daze, and a middle-aged woman with a flashlight was tapping my head with a roll of newspaper with a look of disdain.

"Ah...... Where am I? "My head was still a little groggy, and I suddenly shivered.

"Where? You can fall asleep here," the old aunt said with disdain, "It's 11 o'clock, the subway station is closed, go to bed and go home to sleep!" ”

Yes? I shuddered, touched my phone in my pocket with my right hand, and when I looked at it, it read: 23:01.

It's weird, I'm not running to chase the last subway, how can I fall asleep in a chair? Probably because I was so tired today, I actually fell asleep in the subway station, which is really inexplicable.

I was kicked out of the subway station like a chick by the middle-aged aunt. I missed the last subway, so I could only negotiate the price with the driver uncle outside the station, so that I could say that I had a 20% discount on the night train, and finally went home.

When I got home, I went straight to sleep.

There are no dreams.

9 a.m., Zhangjiang.

I stood in front of my uncle in a daze, listening to him foaming at the mouth and telling me about the consequences of absenteeism without asking for leave, my uncle should not have slept for a few hours last night, and his clothes were not changed, with a messy beard on his face, with two panda eyes that were not sleep-deprived. But his spirit was unusually high, and the description that should have been haggard and unbearable was shining with a different brilliance.

I secretly slandered him in my heart for having a room with an ignorant girl last night, and the director came to work today with such virtue. Although I was extremely unhappy, I still had to act honestly and accept the teachings on the surface.

When my uncle finally finished speaking, he glared at me with satisfaction, said something like "don't you give me a little care", and waved me away.

I walked listlessly to my agent, ready to continue the online customer Q&A work, but was caught by my uncle in the small dark room early in the morning and reprimanded, and I didn't even have time to put my backpack on the seat.

The uncle rushed out again and scolded angrily: "You, go to the face-to-face reception today!" You've been too idle lately, so I'll do a two-week face-to-face reception first! ”

Face-to-face reception, that is, directly facing users who come to the company to find faults, and generally speaking, online gamers can call to solve the things that can be solved by phone, and no one is willing to go to the game company to come to the door if it is not a big thing.

So I have always suspected that the company chose the address in Zhangjiang, a corner of Pudong, in order to use the moat to resist the door-to-door harassment of users.

Therefore, if there is really a player who comes to visit him regardless of the long distance and the fatigue of traveling, then he must have encountered a lot of problems.

Generally speaking, only when the account is stolen, the use of plug-ins is blocked, and their characters are deleted, these are the most fundamental issues related to the players' interests, and these problems cannot be solved through remote communication, these players will have to choose to come to solve them.

Players who have already been furious by these things have spent several hours of transportation and finally arrived at the reception center with a critical level of rage......

As an excellent listed company, our company's principle of customer service is that we must not conflict with players, if players abuse you, you need to tolerate with a smile; If the player rolls up his sleeve with you, you have to be patient and communicate; If the player swings the Pegasus Meteor Punch at you......

Then run away.

Therefore, face-to-face reception is definitely a test of people's psychological and physical ability to bear the work, and the face-to-face reception department of the customer service center has always been two kinds of people, one is a woman, because the arrogant player will still be a little more restrained when he sees that the receptionist is a woman. Of course, there are also people who don't understand the fragrance at all or the petitioner is originally a female player, and a bigger storm will only break out under the rejection of the same sex, so the second type is a macho man with a big waist and round leopard eyes, and the tiger body can exude countless kingly aura with a shock to make the gods and ghosts easy to change.

It's a pity that I am not in either of the above roles, so I was arranged to visit the center, and my uncle's heart was revealed.

I looked at the blonde girl in front of me in frustration, and she looked at me with the same curious baby eyes.

The girl looked to be about seventeen or eighteen years old, her hair was dyed in the color of the most popular non-mainstream after the 90s, she had three shiny rings on her left ear, and her eyes were the most terrifying panda eye smoky makeup in the legend. I cautiously looked at her nose, and fortunately, there was no nose ring, which made me breathe a sigh of relief.

If she pouts and stares at this time, it will be a perfect non-mainstream selfie.

I'm really a little sorry.,In all fairness, this girl is not the kind of beautiful girl who makes people feel amazing at a glance.,But with the breath of youth.,More or less a cute word.。

It's a pity that her thunderous nine-day outfit completely ruined the feeling that originally belonged to the girl's youth.

I sighed sadly, the current post-90s generation really makes me feel depressed.

"Hey! Have you seen enough?" The girl spoke, and seemed to have a problem with me not doing my job to help her solve the problem, but stared at her vigorously.

I reluctantly flicked the customer service registration form on my hand and explained: "Dear player, I regret to tell you, first, your information is completely wrong, our company has no way to help you carry out the next step of service before we can confirm and verify the identity of the customer. Second, according to the process, your account - if we confirm that it is your account - cannot be unblocked because you have used an improper third-party program. ”

"Oh no!" The girl gestured at me with her teeth and claws, "I don't care, I don't care, I didn't use a plug-in, why did you block my account~"

I shook my head secretly, this is another player who uses a plug-in to play the game. Every player who uses a cheat will swear that they have never used a cheat after their account is suspended. There are too many players like this, I am bored again, a player called to complain that our company blocked his account, I directly called up his user behavior service information, specific to which day and hour to use several plug-in abnormal logins read to him, the other party was stunned for a long time, and suddenly shouted: "I haven't used it!" To say that you haven't used it is that you haven't used it! I'm just trying to see if the plug-in can log in, can't I just try it? Anyway, I haven't used it, you unblock it for me!! ”

The girl suddenly exhaled deeply, opened her mouth to show a row of neat teeth, and said word by word: "I swear by Ply's tail!" I definitely didn't use the plug-in! ”

I pouted and asked, "What is Ply?" ”

"You don't care!" The girl began to attack again: "I swear by Ply's tail, I really didn't use the plug-in, you believe me!" Then he grabbed my arm and pulled her closer to her and shook it.

I almost fainted, and Little Red Riding Hood, whose breasts haven't developed yet, will come to this hand?

I coughed, and by the way, I quickly pulled my arm back, sorted out my somewhat stiff expression, and said, "I'm very sorry, I can't help you." ”

It's so boring, why should I toss like this brainless post-90s non-mainstream?

The girl looked at me with a pitiful look.

I shook my head and said, "Even if I want to help you, but you can't even provide the original ID card for this account, I can't help you with the follow-up operation." ”

The girl's eyes flashed, and she suddenly turned and rushed out.

I breathed a sigh of relief and finally left. I glanced at the account registration information that came out of the file, Wang Daniu, male, ID number 123456789012345678. This is obviously a random entry of registration information. She can only get this ID card to be a ghost.

I took a look at the results of the technical department's account suspension: a large number of jù information exchanges in a short period of time, and there is no doubt that unknown plug-in programs are used.

I shook my head and put the file in order.

Suddenly, the door to the reception room was slammed open.

I immediately put on a smile on my face and blurted out, "Hello, is there anything I can help you with?" ”

Looking closely, I almost collapsed, it was that non-mainstream girl again!

She seemed to grit her teeth and made up her mind, and then suddenly shouted loudly: "I'll help you drive away the spirit attached to your body, you help me unblock the account, let's clear, okay!" ”

I sighed again (it seems that I sighed a lot today), and said earnestly: "Dear user, I really can't help you, please forgive us for our work......"

The girl stomped her foot, suddenly rushed forward, grabbed my hair with her left hand, pulled it over, and then pulled her face closer, and skillfully flipped a mobile phone with her right hand, and the phone camera was aimed at both of us' faces, and quickly pressed it.

"Click!" There was a soft thud.

I was dumbfounded. Isn't this girl mindless? Actually pulled me to take this kind of non-mainstream selfie with her?!

Suddenly I had a flash of inspiration, and I knew! This girl wants to post a selfie with me to the forum, and then annotate "Asking for human flesh!" Unscrupulous G exposure of a game company!! 》

I was a little annoyed and wanted to snatch the mobile phone in her hand, but I didn't know that the girl turned the phone screen very quickly, and snorted in her little nose: "See for yourself!" ”

This is an rA905 mobile phone, and it is also a particularly popular selfie mobile phone in the past two years, the body of the mobile phone is dotted with inexplicable pink ornaments, and a prison rabbit pendant swayed under the phone.

But...... None of this is the point.

In the center of the screen of the mobile phone, the girl pouted slightly, with a standard post-90s selfie expression, and I grinned on the camera stupidly next to me. And between me and her, just above my shoulder, a miserable white hand was hovering over my hair, as if it were about to caress my hair.

I turned my head to look over my shoulder, and there was nothing.

I looked back at the girl standing there with a lively expression, and the strange picture on the screen of the mobile phone in her hand was still coldly presented to me.

The girl suddenly laughed, her eyes were big, her brows were slightly furrowed when she smiled, and she said while laughing: "When I came in, I found a spirit attached to you, but I didn't have time to care about this kind of roadside groundbound spirit, so lala~."

She smiled like a little fox.

I shook my head vigorously, I told myself that this must be some kind of newly popular whole person toy for the post-90s non-mainstream, and then used this kind of simulated supernatural photos to scare me, and then let my stupid uncle in their eyes unblock her account.

I took a deep breath, looked at the somewhat oossing supernatural photo again, spread my hands and said to the girl, "Dear users, don't joke with this toy, I still can't help you." Although I admit that I was scared by you just now......

The girl didn't speak, flipped the phone, jumped over, pulled my ear and took another picture. ”

This time it wasn't a miserable white hand, but there was another one, two white arms around me, as if to put their arms around my head. Strangely, I couldn't see any part of my body except for my two hands.

This whole toy is really advanced, and it can be changed to a different background. I thought to myself.

I decided not to entangle with this boring post-90s generation, I gently pushed her head away from my shoulder, and said: "Dear user, you make it difficult for me to do this, if you do this again, I can only regret to sue the security guard." ”

The girl rolled her eyes at me and closed her phone with a "click". She squinted at me for about five seconds, and then laughed: "Don't blame me, it's you who don't believe it, then I have to do this~~"

The girl pulled out a bag of things from the small backpack that straddled her shoulder, opened it, pulled out a round thing, and struck me in the face with a thunderous palm.

I was startled, and my mouth opened involuntarily. The girl's palm slapped my lips, and the round grain rolled straight into my mouth, rolled in my mouth and slid down my throat.

"Ahem...... cough...... "I was choked," what did you give me......

The girl looked smug and pointed behind me.

I coughed and turned around, only to see a white figure leaning gently on my shoulder, two white hands slowly wrapping around my neck.

"Wow!!" I screamed.

I remember! The last train at 22:55 last night, I don't remember what I saw in the half hour at all!!