Lao Tzu hacked you to death?

Wow, that's a pretty domineering name!

After seeing the sharpness of this kitchen knife, I was already moved, and then saw the handwriting on the knife, suddenly as if I had found a confidant, and instantly made a pleasant decision, this knife will be my personal weapon in the future, the mountains and rivers are exhausted in winter, thunder, earthquakes, summer rain and snow, and the world is combined, and it is not with it!

Zhao Yun walked up to me: "This knife is really sharp, show me." ”

"Mine!" I tucked the knife behind my back.

"I know you are, lend it to me, okay?" Zhao Yun rolled his eyes.

"Don't borrow!" I threw the kitchen knife directly into the Ubutu ring.

Zhao Yun couldn't help but laugh and pointed at me with his finger: "You are so stingy!" ”

"Then you can show me the gentian gun?" I scoffed.

"Mine!" Zhao Yun suddenly looked vigilant.

After speaking, he also froze for a moment, and then a smile appeared in the corner of his eyes, which became thicker and thicker, and finally the two looked at each other and laughed.

The two of them laughed like fools, and I raised my chin at the rows of bookshelves: "Let's go, go and see if there are any magic cheats on the shelves." ”

Zhao Yun smiled and nodded, and the two walked to the bookshelf to rummage, there were many books on the art of war, and there were also a lot of martial arts cheats, and the names were all very domineering, what kind of Qiankun palm, heaven and earth gun, eight desolation and six sticks, etc., but Zhao Yun turned over a book and threw a copy, muttering in his mouth: "Garbage, it's all garbage!" ”

I was a little surprised: "Are these cheats all deceptive?" ”

Zhao Yun smiled: "It's not a lie, it's just that for me, these cheats are no longer useful." ”

Hearing him say this, I also understood, Zhao Yun is now a master, a master, a master, just like a college student, if you give him a bunch of textbooks for elementary school students, it will naturally have no effect.

An idea came to my mind, and I put all these cheats into my Futu ring, and Zhao Yun said in surprise: "Axi, although your kung fu is not very good, it is still better than the kung fu on this cheats, and these cheats are only suitable for newcomers who have never learned kung fu." ”

I smiled and said, "I'm just going to take it back and learn from those newcomers, think about it, if everyone in Cao Cao's army knows this kind of kung fu, wouldn't it be able to sweep the world soon?" ”

Zhao Yun laughed: "Axi, that's not the case, learning martial arts also depends on talent, among ten people, it is already very good to have one person who has the muscles and bones to learn martial arts." ”

I was stunned for a moment, and then disagreed: "Then I'll set up a special forces." ”

As I spoke, I threw the books on the bookshelf into the Futu ring, and when I looked around, I was surprised to find that I had moved the entire treasure into my ring, and Zhao Yun, who came with me, just took a gentian gun.

Tsk, am I going a little too far? I had to quickly change the subject, and I pointed to the passage ahead and said, "That passage should be the exit." ”

"Nonsense, there are two words with such a big exit written on the passage, and a blind person can see it."

……

There is a teleportation array in the passage, stepping into the teleportation array, we appeared on the summit platform of Erlong Mountain, looked at the sky, it seemed to be early morning, and couldn't help but be a little surprised, could it be that we stayed here for a day and a night?

Zhao Yun turned around on the platform at the top of the mountain with a gentian gun in his hand, made sure that Guan Yu and Zhang Fei had left, stood with the gun, and asked me with a smile: "Axi, are you going back to the Tiger Prison Pass to find Cao Cao?" ”

"Yes, I came out to find treasure for him this time." I reverberated and asked, "What about you?" ”

"I'm going to find the heroes of the world to compete!" Zhao Yun suddenly flew up and stabbed a few shots in the air before he landed on the ground, and said with a smile: "With this gentian gun, presumably Guan Yu is not my opponent either." ”

"It's as if Guan Yu doesn't have weapons." I sneered and said, "Guan Yu's Qinglong Yanyue Knife is said to weigh eighty-two catties." ”

Zhao Yun laughed: "How is it possible?" Guan Yu himself is tall and burly, coupled with an eighty-two pound broadsword, what horse can be moved? ”

Red Rabbit Horse! I almost blurted out, and then swallowed it stiffly, at this time, the red rabbit horse seemed to be ridden by Lu Bu, and I also muttered a little in my heart, could it be that Guan Yu's big knife really didn't have eighty-two catties? After thinking about it, he snorted coldly: "You shouldn't be afraid of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, right?" ”

Zhao Yun raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Your agitation method is useless to me." Don't you just want me to fight the world with you? It's not easy, just promise me one condition. ”

……

Half an hour later, Zhao Yun and I started to go to Bishui Pass, along the way Zhao Yun looked at my bare head and smiled, but I didn't care, didn't I just cut my bald head? Mere trifle.

The war horse left at the foot of the mountain is gone, it is estimated that it was stolen by Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, and the hatred in my heart is like a surging river. In desperation, the two had to walk all the way, and when we arrived at Bishui Pass, we found that the camp of the princes of the Eighteenth Road was empty, and the flag at the head of the city was replaced by the flag of the coalition army.

Surprised, I reported my identity to the guard at the gate of the city, asked the reason, and learned that it had been more than half a month since I went to Erlong Mountain.

Hell, I went to Erlong Mountain for a day and a night, and it only took three days to come back, a maximum of four days for a round trip, and I only stayed in the treasure for less than half a day at most, so it didn't take half a month.

After thinking about it for a while, I couldn't figure it out, so I didn't want to, and asked where the big army was now, and the officers and soldiers guarding the gate told us that Dong Zhuo kidnapped the emperor and retreated to Chang'an, and lit a fire in Luoyang when he left, and the princes of the Eighteenth Road learned the news two days ago, so they hurried to Luoyang.

Secretly cursed, found the commander who guarded the city and asked for two horses, I rode with Zhao Yun to Luoyang, galloped all the way, met Han Fu's troops outside Luoyang City, stepped forward to inquire about the situation, the soldiers heard that I was looking for Cao Cao's troops, their faces were embarrassed, and they brought me directly to Han Fu.

Han Fu is the round-faced fat man, that day in front of Bishui Pass, he sent the general Pan Feng out to meet Hua Xiong, but as soon as he made a move, he was cut down by Hua Xiong, so I have an impression of him. Seeing me, he had a gentle smile on his round face: "Assi, why did you get a bald head?" ”

"Hehe, let's be cool, Cao Gong asked me to run errands, but I couldn't find the troops when I came back, so I chased them all the way, by the way, where is Cao Gong? Why did the princes of the Eighteenth Route only see you here? I asked with a smile.

Han Fu's face also showed embarrassment, and he said the reason, after arriving in Luoyang, Cao Cao said that he wanted to hunt down Dong Zhuo and save the Han Emperor, but Yuan Shao and others used the fatigue of the soldiers as an excuse to stop pursuing. Cao Cao was furious and led his own army to pursue.

I was a little surprised: "Are your soldiers tired?" Why do I think they're in good spirits? ”

Han Fu sighed: "Although Luoyang City was burned, and Dong Zhuo drove Luoyang merchants and people to move the capital to Chang'an, Luoyang is known as the richest city in the world. ”

Zhao Yun, who had been silently beside him, suddenly turned cold when he heard this: "What is the difference between them and Dong Zhuo when they do this?" ”

Han Fu smiled bitterly: "As for me, I originally wanted to chase Dong Zhuo with Brother Meng De, but I was indeed stopped by Yuan Benchu, and I am ashamed to say that I am a Jizhou pastor, and I actually have to look at the faces of others, so I have no choice but to stay outside the city...... Well, don't talk about this, if you want to catch up with Brother Meng De, you should be able to catch up at night, after all, he didn't go for long, at most half a day's journey. ”

Waving goodbye to Han Fu, Zhao Yun and I rode after us, and when we came to a barren mountain, the night had already covered the earth, and the war horses under the two of us were also extremely tired, so we dismounted and rested for a while.

Looking around, this barren mountain is quite steep, especially the road in front of us, on both sides are slopes about ten meters high, although it is not very steep, but it is not easy to climb up.

After urinating on the side of the road and shaking, I asked, "I said Zilong, I'm afraid it's hard to catch up with Cao Cao tonight." ”

Zhao Yun didn't answer me, but walked into the distance, and I was surprised: "Hey, where are you going?" ”

"!" Zhao Yun said loudly.

I almost laughed out loud, I didn't expect Zhao Yun, who was dignified, to say such rude words, and answer so loudly, as if I was afraid that I wouldn't hear it.

Thinking about it, hey, Zhao Yun really didn't need to shout so loudly, there must be some reason for him to do this, just as he was surprised, Zhao Yun suddenly moved, and in the night, he was like a white lightning, directly into a grass under the slope.

"Ahh A scream rang out.

Soon, Zhao Yun dragged a soldier who was holding his thighs and crying back from the grass.

"Say, what are you doing hiding here?" Zhao Yun threw the soldier to the ground.

I saw that the soldier's equipment was a little like Dong Jun, and I was surprised, so I stepped forward and kicked the soldier: "Are you Dong Zhuo's subordinate?" What do you do on the side of the road? ”

The soldier clutched his thighs and cried loudly, "If you don't say it, I just won't say it!" ”

"Hey, I just like people with character like you." I punched and kicked him.

But the soldier was also extremely tenacious, although he cried tears and snot crisscrossed, but his mouth was shouting: "Don't say it, I won't say it if you kill me, even if you cut my little chirp, I won't say it!" ”

Hey, I was about to threaten him like this, but he said it in advance, which made me a little surprised, after thinking about it, I still took out the kitchen knife and gestured at the soldier's crotch: "Are you sure you don't want to chirp?" ”

"Don't do it!" The soldier shouted categorically: "I just happened to enter the palace to serve the emperor, and I can win a glory and wealth, it is better than worrying about being afraid here, you can either kill me with a knife, or cut off my little chirp with a knife, if I frown, I am not a good man." ”

As soon as I kicked out, the soldier immediately wailed and frowned, which shows that the so-called non-frowning is just a lie.

Seeing this, Zhao Yun smiled and said, "We won't hack you to death, nor will we cut your little chirp." As he spoke, Zhao Yun waved the gentian gun, and the soldier's trousers suddenly turned into butterflies flying in the sky, revealing his white buttocks.

"What are you going to do?" The soldier exclaimed.

Zhao Yun smiled: "I don't know if you have ever eaten sugar gourd?" ”

The soldier covered Xiao Chirp with one hand and the chrysanthemum with the other, and said loudly: "Even if you give me sugar gourd, I won't say it." ”

"I'm going to put the spear through your chrysanthemum, and out of your mouth, like a string of sugar gourds." Zhao Yun raised the gentian spear in his hand, which was nearly three meters long, squinted his eyes, and then moved his gaze to the soldier's buttocks, smiling maliciously.

The soldier's face suddenly changed: "I...... I ......"

"Speak quickly!" I immediately shouted a threat next to me.

The soldier's face was changing, and he was about to speak, when I suddenly heard a bang, it seemed that an arrow was coming through the air, and I couldn't see it clearly in the night, and I was about to remind Zhao Yun loudly, Zhao Yun shook the spear, poof, and a feather arrow was vaguely swung into the sky by the spear.

"Who?" Zhao Yun said sharply.

"Two little bastards, actually chirping crookedly down there to ruin my good deeds, come on, kill them first, so as not to affect our plans." There was a cold sound from the top of the slope, and then, hundreds of warriors came out of the slope, and dozens of archers could be vaguely seen among them, aiming at us with bows and arrows. R1058