I only heard Lu Yuankun point to that soul and say to that Bai impermanence: "It just so happens that I haven't eaten this meal yet, and I'm dizzy with hunger, this soul will be left for me, and I will dip it in sauce and eat it in a while!" ”

The black and white impermanence listened to Lu Yuankun's words, they look at me, I look at you, and finally Bai Wuchang reluctantly stood up and said to Lu Yuankun: "Your lord...... That's not good...... After all, we are ordered to ask for souls...... How do we explain this when we go back? ”

Lu Yuankun didn't want to talk to Bai Wuchang, he said to Bai Wuchang bluntly: "If you can't explain, either like this, I'll let this soul go, and let Hei Wuchang take him back to the underworld to confess; And you are vain and impermanent, I will eat your dipping sauce tonight! ”

When Bai Wuchang heard this, his face turned even paler with fright, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no......"

When Bai Wuchang said this, he was so flustered that he couldn't speak, and after taking a breath, he hurriedly said to Lu Yuankun: "I lost the official mission of the underworld, I'm afraid that Hei Wuchang won't be able to make a deal after he goes back!" ”

Bai Wuchang said as he squinted his eyes and gestured to Hei Wuchang.

The black impermanence nodded at Lu Yuankun while knowing.

Lu Yuankun could see it clearly, only to hear him say to Hei Wuchang again: "Since you are not good to explain to the underworld, then I will take you to dip the sauce and eat, and let Bai Wuchang take this soul back to the underworld to confess!" ”

When Hei Wuchang heard this, his face suddenly darkened with fright, only to hear him quickly wave his hand and say, "No...... No......"

This time, Lu Yuankun didn't wait for Hei Wuchang to finish speaking, and scolded them angrily: "You two are stupid for me!" So much talk with me! Is this soul related to you? Or an ancestor? This soul is left for me, I tell you that I can't eat it with his dipping sauce! That's all the hard work to talk to me! I'm already fucking hungry! No matter how damn you go, none of you want to leave, and you all give Lao Tzu a dip sauce to eat! There are so many ghosts in the underworld, what is so difficult for the king of Hades to choose two more black and white impermanences? How much time do you two spend on changing shifts, how much time do you delay me? Anyway, if you don't get out of here, my King of Ten Thousand Demons will dip all three of you into sauce! ”

Black and white impermanence heard Lu Yuankun mention "the king of ten thousand demons". Only then did he suddenly wake up and hurriedly threw down the soul, only to see that they were running away without a trace in the blink of an eye.

Seeing that the black and white impermanence had disappeared, Lu Yuankun was secretly happy in his heart. I thought: "A few words can scare these two ghosts, and I won't have to move my fists and legs!" ”

But when he turned his head to look at the ghost. Only then did I notice that the ghost looked to be some age, about forty or fifty years old, wearing a black coat, not very tall, with a round face, but not fat, and his neck, hands, and feet were tightly chained with black chains. Although he looked bloodless, it was clear that he was a dead man. But when he faced Lu Yuankun, he was expressionless, and he seemed to have an expression that put life and death out of the way.

I saw Lu Yuankun thinking about the verbal decision, and the black and rough Tianji change appeared in front of him again, and at this time, this Tianji changed to the size of a command baton. Lu Yuankun held it in his hand. Walked to the side of the soul, holding the chain of the soul of the heavenly machine change and slid lightly, only to hear a few "clicks", goodbye to the day of the machine change once it touched the chain is like cutting tofu with a peerless treasure knife, it turns out that the chain is vulnerable. It shattered and slipped from the soul's body.

When he saw that Lu Yuankun had broken the soul hook lock on his body without much effort, the soul was naturally taken aback when he saw it, and he also looked at the blue-haired monkey-faced goblin in front of him.

Lu Yuankun saw that he had opened the chains on this soul, but the soul was still standing motionless. And he didn't have any intention of running away from Lu Yuankun, let alone begging for mercy, Lu Yuankun felt very curious, so he just heard him say to the soul: "I have untied the chains I gave you, why don't you run away?" What do you mean? ”…

When the soul heard this, he still said expressionlessly, "I am a dead person, where can I go?" My soul is out of my body, and even if I don't meet you, I will be taken to the underworld, and if I go there, I will die. In that case, I am dead wherever I go, so what difference does it make for me to run away and not to run away? What's more, didn't you just say to the black and white that you were going to eat me with dipping sauce? The black and white difference is so powerful, far above me, even they can't do anything about you, how can I escape from your Five Finger Mountain with my little ghost? Anyway, I can't escape from the palm of your hand, sooner or later I will be eaten by you with dipping sauce, I might as well wait like this and ask you to eat my dipping sauce directly! ”

Lu Yuankun listened to what the ghost said, and suddenly felt quite ridiculous. For a moment, he was also full of interest in the ghost in front of him, and now he didn't want to eat him with dipping sauce. In fact, another major problem is: this ghost has no resentment, and the ghost Lu Yuankun, who does not have much resentment, has no taste to eat, so this kung fu Lu Yuankun does not want to eat him for the time being.

I heard Lu Yuankun ask the ghost again: "What's your surname?" ”

The ghost did not hide it, and replied, "My surname is Yu." ”

Lu Yuankun listened, and agreed with an "oh", and then opened his mouth to say to the ghost: "Your name is Yu San." ”

Suddenly, the ghost frowned and said to Lu Yuankun, "I'm not called Yu San." ”

Lu Yuankun scolded him: "You don't call 'Yu San', what is your name!" You're already a dead person, what can you do? Even if you call it 'Yu Wansui', you won't live tomorrow, and even if you call 'Yu Immortal', you'll have to give me a dip sauce before tomorrow." I'll call you 'Yu San', what can you do?" ”

That Yu San was scolded by Lu Yuankun and was speechless, and he finally understood that this Lu Yuankun originally wanted to give Yu San a name that he called comfortable. And as Lu Yuankun said, for a person who is already dead, it really doesn't matter what it is called, so he just buried his head in Lu Yuankun's scolding and didn't return the favor.

Lu Yuankun saw that Yu San didn't speak, so he said to him: "Give you a name 'Yu San', which is good to remember and easy to call." Your real name is whatever love is, it may also be 'Yu Fugui', or 'Yu Shunshui', it's so fucking, I don't want to call it. You have remembered it for me, and I will call you Yu San from now on. ”

That Yu San didn't dare to speak because he was angry, he could only take a deep breath, and then gently "um" to say yes. Perhaps more importantly, he thinks that Lu Yuankun will not let him go until tomorrow, so why should he care about what Lu Yuankun calls him?

Lu Yuankun saw that Yu San didn't speak, so he asked him again: "How did you die, do you know?" ”

When Yu San heard this, he frowned again, then sighed again and said, "I know...... It was a victim of a traitor! ”

When Lu Yuankun heard this, he suddenly snorted at Yu San, and then heard him scold Yu Sandao: "Why do dead people like to say that they were killed by traitors?" Why didn't this traitor kill others, but killed you! The traitor specially harms you, it can only prove that you are stupid, everyone else is alive and well, just fuck you dead, who is stupid if you say you are not stupid? He is also fucking ashamed to say that he is the victim of a traitor, and both smart people and adulterers are alive and kicking, why are you fucking dead, do you say you are the stupidest one? ”

Listening to Lu Yuankun's scolding, Yu San was just speechless.

I heard Lu Yuankun say to him again: "Will anyone collect the body after you die?" ”

Yu San shook his head and said, "I don't know. ”

When Lu Yuankun heard this, he scolded again: "It's better for a stupid person to live on your than to die!" You don't have a father, a mother, or a child? Why did you die, did anyone collect the body, I don't know? ”…

Yu San had to frown and answer Lu Yuankun: "I have no father, no children, I am alone in my family!" ”

Lu Yuankun listened to Yu San's words, and immediately said to him curiously: "Look at you, you are not young, even if you have no parents at your age, why don't you even have children, you don't want to think about it, who will support you when you are too old to walk?" ”

Yu San listened to Lu Yuankun's words, so he had to answer Lu Yuankun patiently: "In the past, I wandered in the rivers and lakes and had no fixed place, but later I was appreciated by a good person to become the yamen's catcher, I just live in the yamen every day, and I have no money and no house, what do I use to get a wife and have children?" What girl would want to suffer with a poor man like me? So I had to be alone. ”

When Lu Yuankun heard this, he nodded and finally understood, and suddenly saw him suddenly say to Yu San: "I knew that I shouldn't call you 'Yu San', I should call you 'Yu Yi'!" You are a single person in your old 'Yu' family, and you don't even have 'two', let alone 'three'! ”

When Yu San heard it, he just sighed and didn't argue with Lu Yuankun.

I heard Lu Yuankun say to San: "You don't know who will collect the body after you die, so you should know where you died!" ”

Yu San nodded and said, "I know this!" ”

Lu Yuankun smiled and said, "Fortunately, you're not too stupid, take me there!" ”

Yu San raised his head and said to Lu Yuankun in confusion: "What are you doing there?" ”

Lu Yuankun scolded: "Of course I'm going to have a meal, I haven't eaten after being busy for such a day!" I wanted to dip you in sauce and eat it, but when I saw that you were skinny, your skinny appearance was not enough for me to stuff between my teeth! Why, do you think I'm going to avenge you? I'm not interested in standing up for stupid people! ”

Seeing that Yu San didn't speak, Lu Yuankun asked Yu San again: "Tell me where you died!" ”

Yu San replied softly: "Yongcheng Yamen Prison!" ”

Lu Yuankun asked again: "You said you were killed by a traitor?" Who is that traitor? ”

Yu San replied: "It's Lord Gao Guoshun of Yongcheng Qipinzhi County!" ”

When Lu Yuankun heard this, he suddenly "poofed" for a while, and said to San: "Say you're stupid, you're really stupid, he's the murderer who framed you, and you still call him 'adult'." Big fart? For a person like him, who has no benevolence to speak, he is not worthy of respect at all! You're a ...... Hopelessly stupid! ”

Listening to Lu Yuankun's scolding, Yu San had to be speechless again. I heard Lu Yuankun say to San: "I'm hungry!" Okay, you can take me to Yongcheng for a walk! ”