If you were born in ancient times, you will definitely be a heroic hero, as long as you recognize that it is a friend, even if you don't hesitate to stick a knife in your ribs, you will naturally regard it as dung.

took out his mobile phone for a few simple operations, and Li Mengnan's mobile phone rang with a reminder text message of arrival, 100,000 yuan, a lot.

Wei Mao put away the phone, and with an indecent playfulness, he asked Li Mengnan: "Are you in such a hurry to use the money, did you make an appointment with the girl?" ”

"How so?" Li Mengnan was quite surprised that an unscrupulous uncle who was addicted to the second dimension could be so sensitive to the affairs of the three-dimensional world.

"It's hard to guess this, from ancient times to the present, the driving force of men in their pursuit of wealth and status has always been women." The euonymus pinched his chin, and the appearance of the old god was actually a bit of a wise man.

"It's really an old man, and the ancients don't deceive me." Li Mengnan shrugged, which was a tacit acquiescence.

"To change the adjective, whether from a biological or sociological point of view, I am still a strong young man."

Euonymus rolled his eyes dissatisfied, Ben Si's age was a taboo for him, because it would make him feel that he was getting more and more insurmountable from the age level of those delicate lori.

"Well, thank you then, young man." For the sake of 100,000 yuan, Li Mengnan didn't mind hypocritically satisfying the sensitive glass heart of the euonymus.

"You're welcome, my name is Red Scarf."

Euonymus pretended to raise his right hand seriously and saluted the Young Pioneers, Li Mengnan bent down and vomited, and the two looked at each other and laughed for a moment.

"Just let me gossip, which of your little lover is it for you this time?" Euonymus turned off the TV and sat on the table, crossed Erlang's legs and lit a cigarette, and threw one to Li Mengnan.

"Don't say it so vulgarly, it's my sister Minnie, she's going to the junior high school reunion this Friday night, and she's pulling me over to block the gun."

Although the relationship with the euonymus is not as good as the iron buddy's Cheng dù, he is indeed one of the few people who Li Mengnan can speak freely in front of him, and the euonymus also has a rare advantage, that is, "house", which means that no matter what Li Mengnan says, even if it rots in the stomach from the ears of this goods, it will never leak out a penny.

Euonymus pursed his lips disdainfully and spat out a smoke ring: "Vulgar yarn, my statement is elegant enough, what is going on between you and your stepsister, do you still need me to give you a vivid description?" Don't you know where I am? As long as I think, I can find out what color underwear your eight ancestors are wearing, do you really think that little is a secret? What pure water for 82 years old should I be in it? ”

"It's complicated."

Although he knew that his chaotic relationship with Minnie Mouse could not hide the huge and detailed intelligence network of the HX Research Institute, Li Mengnan was still a little embarrassed to be pointed out in front of him by such a naked face.

"It's really surprising to me, there is still a breath of discipline in your heart, I thought you would be completely shameless a long time ago?" Euonymus stepped on the chair with one foot, and squeezed his eyebrows and teased with a rogue face.

"That's probably the difference between me and you." Li Mengnan snuffed out the cigarette butt and glanced at the euonymus indifferently.

"Your kid's mouth is still so vicious."

Euonymus smiled, casually picked up a palm-sized bronze pyramid model on the table, held it in his hand and played with it for a while, and suddenly raised his hand and threw it to Li Mengnan.

"Any idea what this is?" Euonymus asked, with a hint of deep meaning in his eyes.

"The pyramid should be a souvenir of someone's trip to Egypt......" Li Mengnan turned over the base and looked at it, and said with a smile: "It's actually still made in China, obviously you were cheated." ”

"You can think a little bit more divergently." Euonymus jumped down from the table, took the pyramid model from Li Mengnan's hand and held it flat on his chest, "This is not a pyramid, but the entire human society...... No matter how much the idealists preach the equality of all people and the unity of the world, it cannot be denied that the pyramid structure is the most stable and healthy social structure for the entire human race. ”

"A social structure in which a tiny few decide the fate of the majority?" Li Mengnan's words don't matter about praise or disapproval, just talking about things, of course, from a literal point of view, it will indeed make people a little uneasy to accept.

"No, no, I'm not trying to discuss with you the question of whether the fate of humanity should be decided by a few elites in the population." Euonymus casually placed the pyramid model on the table, stretched out a finger and pressed it to the top, "I just want to remind you of one thing, from the day you became a member of the HX Institute, you have stood at the top of this social pyramid, and there is no need to impose the standards of ordinary people at the bottom on yourself......"

"Legendary Privileged Thoughts? I always thought that you were a person with a bottom line, and I didn't think that you would also fall. Li Mengnan smiled, he didn't mean to criticize or blame Euonymus or anything, after all, everyone can have their own choice.

"This is not a degenerate, which class you stand on, you must learn to think about problems with the thinking mode of your class."

Wei Mao opened a page on his phone and handed it to Li Mengnan, the photo in a certain WeChat circle of friends, a luxurious pool party, a group of luxury cars, and beautiful women, among which there are many familiar faces in the entertainment industry.

"This is a swimsuit pie that one of my clients did the other day, and he sent me an invitation at the time, but I didn't go to ...... You know, in the past, when I saw similar photos on the circle of friends, my first reaction was that someone was pretending to show off Fula hatred, but now I don't feel this way anymore. ”

"Why?" It is rare for the spear to speak so seriously, and Li Mengnan was a little uncomfortable for a while.

"When you have enough economic foundation, will you still be satisfied with simple and cheap entertainment such as drinking and singing at roadside stalls? For them, it doesn't matter about showing off, it's just a normal gathering and socializing in the life of their class. ”

After a slight pause, Wei Mao took back his mobile phone from Li Mengnan and said: "Whether you admit it or not, this is the operating rule of this world, people at the top of the pyramid will always have more privileges and resources than people at the bottom, and people at the bottom often recognize this rule, and constantly strive to climb to a higher level......"

"What the hell are you trying to say?"

Wei Mao smiled, patted him on the shoulder seriously, and said, "I just want to say that you obviously need a while to adapt to the change in your status and class, and in another half a year, it may not take that long, and then you will find how ridiculous the rules and regulations you have restricted yourself at this moment." ”

Li Mengnan shrugged noncommittally, it was not that he couldn't understand what Wei Mao meant by these words, but he couldn't accept such avant-garde ideas for the time being.

But he did not deny that the words of the euonymus were indeed to the point and clarified the truth of this world.

"Okay, help people to the end, send the Buddha to the west, I'll take you to practice driving...... If you participate in the class reunion, you can drive over in a car better than how much you brag at the wine table. Euonymus got up and picked up the car keys.

"I went to Minnie's reunion just to help her block the gun, not to punch anyone in the face." Li Mengnan said with a smile, it seems that for the essence of the class reunion, the euonymus is slightly the same as what he actually sees as a hero.

"I usually don't even send a text message for New Year's greetings, who would believe that this year's classmates will be just to find old classmates to contact feelings?" Euonymus pursed his lips, obviously not believing that Li Mengnan would be so kind and low-key.

The driver of the car has never been a high-tech job, and the euonymus drove his pink beautiful girl pickup truck and took Li Mengnan around the open space in front of the warehouse a few times, Li Mengnan memorized all the operations, and after getting started in person, in addition to reacting a little slower, the movements were actually no different, which made the euonymus can't help but be amazed.

"You've driven a car before?" Euonymus had never seen anyone learn to drive as fast as Li Mengnan.

"Does a tractor count?"

"If everyone learns as fast as you do, I guess the driving school instructor should be out of work." The students are too smart, and the teacher of Euonymus has no sense of accomplishment.

Li Mengnan stopped the car, lowered the window, and lit a cigarette lightly.

"You have to believe that there are miracles in this world."

"Don't fool me, I've checked the information of your trickster lineage, and I know that you have some strange secret techniques similar to superpowers." If Weimao believed Li Mengnan, he would be a fool.

"Many human skills are gradually transformed from brain memory to muscle memory, I just use a way similar to macro instructions in the computer, to program muscle movements, so that as long as my brain gives corresponding simple instructions such as 'forward, backward, turn', the body will automatically make a series of corresponding actions......"

Euonymus heard one head and two big, and waved his hand again and again: "Forget it, you still don't explain, I can understand what you said from a theoretical point of view, but if you think about it, it's still a superpower......"

Li Mengnan smiled, and did not deny what the euonymus said, although many of the secret techniques of their magician lineage could theoretically be done by human beings, but there were very few people who really fully mastered them.

What most people can't do can be considered superpowers in a way.

After practicing the art of slaying dragons, all that remains is to find a dragon.

I didn't feel anything if I hadn't driven a car before, but now that I learned to drive, Li Mengnan actually felt a little itchy and unbearable, and couldn't wait to get a real guy to go for a ride.

"Brother Wei, if I'm not mistaken, I should still have a car, right?"

"You kid, you are really on the sedan chair and now piercing your ears and eyes, you have already let you buy a car, I would rather let the car wait for people than let people wait for the car, and now you are blind, right? …… Forget it, whoever lets us brothers fight, I'll solve this matter. "Euonymus patted his chest and mouthfully packed it.

"Declare in advance, if you dare to lend me your pickup, neither of us brothers will have to do it." Li Mengnan will never forget the perverted eyes of passers-by when he first sat in the pink beautiful girl pickup truck of Euonymus.

"Alas, I thought that your aesthetics would be higher than those ordinary people, but I didn't expect you to be a layman."

Euonymus did not force Li Mengnan to accept his pink beautiful girl pickup truck, and after getting out of the car, he led Li Mengnan to a separate warehouse on the side of the warehouse.

"This is the sundries warehouse of our Sanshan City branch, and most of the large wastes or things that cannot be used in the short term are stored here......"

As he introduced, the roller shutter door of the warehouse was raised, and with the sound of the rattling motor, the dust and cobwebs fell down, and it seemed that no one had been here for years.

The items in the warehouse are very messy, from all kinds of electrical appliances and tables and chairs, to small mobile phones and toys, almost anything that can be used in life can be found here.

"This is also the garbage you don't want?"

Li Mengnan casually picked up a new iPhone5S mobile phone at the top of a large cardboard box, blew off the dust and tried it, but it could still be turned on normally.

"I'm not that extravagant, 90% of the things here are thrown away by Xueyao, that eldest lady has a very strict obsessive-compulsive disorder, as long as anything new is damaged, she will throw it away......"

"It's a quirk."

It is not the first time that Li Mengnan has heard the name Xueyao, and it is said that he is another member of the Sanshan City Branch of the HX Research Institute in addition to Euonymus.

"The world of obsessive-compulsive disorder patients is incomprehensible to people like us, but her obsessive-compulsive disorder has saved me a lot of money, and many things in my office are actually picked up in this warehouse...... By the way, is there anything else you lack in your house? Pick anywhere, and you can just clear some places. ”

Anyway, it's not my own thing, and I don't feel sorry for the euonymus to give favors.

"Let's talk about it in a few days."

Li Mengnan didn't expect that there was such a treasure trove-like place in the Sanshan Branch, and it happened that there were still some daily electrical appliances in the room on Qingche's side that had not been added, which just saved a lot of money.

Walking further into the warehouse, the light was obviously insufficient, and the euonymus fumbled to find the switch between the two shelves, turning on all the lights at the top of the warehouse.

A large guy covered in a silver-gray tarpaulin was quietly parked in the open space in the middle of the warehouse.

"Brother Wei, don't sue me, this is also the garbage that Xue Yao threw away? It's a car, right? It's a car, right? ”

Li Mengnan felt that only by repeating it twice could he express the strong ** in his heart at this moment.

"From your reaction and expression at the moment, I seem to see a turtle rising in the world of local tyrants...... It's just a car, can you be so surprised? Go back and find a time, brother will take you to Dubai, and then you will know, in the world of local tyrants, there is not much difference between cars and mobile phones, and you can throw away the new model......"

Wei Mao finally found an opportunity to despise Li Mengnan to his heart's content, although his reaction when he first saw Xue Yao littering "garbage" was not much better than Li Mengnan at this moment.

Hula lifted the silver raincloth covering it, and a sturdy and streamlined sports car appeared in front of Li Mengnan's eyes, and the bright bee yellow instantly brightened the dim warehouse.

"What is this?" Li Mengnan touched the hood painted with two black stripes in surprise.

"Familiar, right? Chevrolet Camaro, which is the Bumblebee in the movie "Transformers", although it is not the latest model now, but as a limited edition car of the year, it is still quite stylish to drive. Wei Mao took out a bunch of car keys from his pocket, raised his hand and threw it to Li Mengnan, "If you don't mind that this is a second-hand car, now this car is yours, and your share of the car purchase subsidy will be transferred directly to Xue Yao, which can be regarded as letting her see some money." ”

This kind of good thing can only be rejected by a fool, even if Li Mengnan doesn't pay much attention to the car market, he knows that such a sports car is by no means a mere 100,000 yuan, not to mention that all the procedures are complete, and you can drive it directly on the road.

"Was the car thrown away because it was defective?"

Li Mengnan circled around the "bumblebee", except for the mud spots on the tires and the floating dust on the shell, he didn't seem to see any damage, and judging from the wear and tear of the interior, this car is almost a new car.

"That's a long story...... "Euonymus sat on the hood, reached out and patted the car window, "Back then, our eldest lady didn't know where to get the premiere ticket for "Transformers", and after watching it, her head was hot and she ordered this limited edition Camaro with the 4S store, but when the car arrived, she found that she couldn't drive it at all, because she ...... Short legs...... Hahaha!! Can you imagine? It's because the legs are short and can't be opened! If you step on the accelerator, you can't see anyone, and as soon as you get on the road, it looks like a high-tech unmanned driver, hahahaha!! ”

Euonymus clutched his stomach and rolled on the hood with a smile, saying that this thing has never had a positive image.

However, Li Mengnan became more and more curious about this "third person" who was so short that he couldn't step on the accelerator in the seat, although he still couldn't imagine the appearance of the other party, but from the information known so far, this person should be an arrogant and unsociable little man with strict zhòng obsessive-compulsive disorder.

It's probably not your average short.

After laughing, Euonymus jumped down from the hood, patted the car door and said: "Although this car has been here for two or three years, I will drive it out every three or five times to maintain it, and the overall condition of the car is still quite good, you can drive away to pick up girls now." ”

Li Mengnan opened the car door and sat in the driver's seat to start the car, felt the slight vibration caused by the fast-running engine through the steering wheel, lowered the window and smiled at the euonymus: "If I just drive out like this, it should be regarded as driving without a license, right?" ”

"Don't worry about yours!" With his hands in his trouser pockets, Euonymus kicked Camaro's front license plate, "See those two letters HX on the license plate?" Do you think this is a car that can be used? In the urban area of Sanshan City, absolutely no traffic police officer dares to stop and check your driver's license! ”