Chapter 582: The Fish Was Eaten by Us
But when Yun Yang asked this sentence, he suddenly felt that the atmosphere around him was a little wrong, and it seemed that everyone had an expression on their faces that was almost constipated, which made Yun Yang a little depressed.
Isn't it just for you to catch fish, as for it?
"Why hasn't anyone spoken, has this not been put in place?" Yun Yang pulled the sullen man of the wild wolf over, and said with bad intentions, "Boy, I advise you to tell me the truth, otherwise you should know my whole methods." ”
Hearing the instructor's words, the wild wolf couldn't help but give a cold shiver, and said with a somewhat embarrassed smile on his face, "That instructor, you just want to know so?" ”
"Nonsense, if you don't want to know, I won't ask." Yun Yang said angrily, now he can basically be sure that this group of boys is definitely lazy.
"Since you want to know, then we'll sue you." Wolf said.
"Come on, you know I don't have much patience, and once I get mad, I guess I'll beat someone." Yun Yang threw the wild wolf out at once.
Although this guy was thrown by Yunyang, the whole person was able to stand up directly on the ground as if he was fine, "The instructor told you the truth, what about that fish, we caught it." ”
"Isn't it a good thing to catch it, how do I feel like you guys are constipated, don't I rely on it, don't you have strong male hormones, even such a small fish." Suddenly, Yun Yang's face became excited, and such a picture involuntarily appeared in his head.
A group of big men, in a circle, each holding a fish in their hands, and the fish's mouth was still wide open, and what was even more surprising was that the guys were all naked.
Thinking of this, Yunyang had an urge to turn around and run away, what is the situation with this Nima, this is definitely not the apprentice I taught, I definitely don't have such a shameful apprentice, it's really his grandmother's, is this called?
Hearing the instructor's fierce words, everyone present had the urge to commit suicide by jumping into a puddle not far away.
Do you have such a choreographer, even if we have a little idea about fish, but you think about the fish mouth is so big, how is it possible?
"Instructor, don't think of us as so obscene, and thirsty, okay?" The wolf rolled his eyes and said angrily.
"And what the hell are you guys doing?" Yun Yang said puzzled.
"We caught the fish, but we ate them." There was a little embarrassment on the wolf's face, and he said embarrassedly.
"What, you guys ate it?" Yunyang is not calm now, is it possible that the military region is poor like this, and the soldiers can't eat enough?
"Yes, we've all eaten it." Chen Feng also stood up at this time, and said with some embarrassment.
"Don't you usually have enough to eat?"
"Not really, we do it for a reason." Chen Feng said.
"Reason, what reason can you have, those fish are public property, you just eat them, it's so shameless for me to go, don't say you know me when you go out, I can't afford to lose that person." Yun Yang said with a clear line with these hungry guys.
"We're also preparing for the upcoming military competition?" Chen Feng said helplessly, "You also know that there is a competition for survival in the wild, if we don't usually train, it is estimated that we will die very miserably, so we will use those fish to train our stomachs." ”
"No, you guys still have to eat raw." Yun Yang was shocked again. "You guys who drink blood, I despise you."
Yunyang knew that it was not allowed to make a fire during the wilderness survival training, so he had to grab what to eat, and of course he could pick some wild fruits or something, but the real strength was protein.
What is the protein, that is, meat and eggs, bird eggs can be eaten raw, and meat must also be eaten raw, although Yunyang has done this before, but now that he is out of there, he also feels that this is a little too right.
After all, cooked is always better than raw.
"Then we can't do anything, we can only do this for the sake of winning the game." Chen Feng said with a depressed face.
"So you really want to win?"
"Of course, this time we have to win, we have to be ashamed, we have to get back the face we lost, we have to shut up the guys who make fun of us behind our backs." Chen Feng said.
"It's simple, I'll send someone to send you another batch tomorrow, and I'll definitely let you eat enough." Yun Yang suddenly smiled evilly, since this is what you are going to do, then don't blame me.
"Sending fish?" Everyone's eyes lit up at once.
"Not only fish, but also chickens, ducks, snakes, hedgehogs, weasels, mice, maggots and the like, will definitely feast your appetite when the time comes, and you will never forget it in this life." Yun Yang said with a smile, quite out of his own desire to survive, but he didn't eat much raw.
Even if the psychological element in the hearts of these people is strong, after a watermelon comes into contact with so many things that make people's scalps tingle, it is quite disgusting.
Especially the weasel, please boss, that thing stinks, but it's not like stinky tofu, it smells stinky and tastes fragrant.
This thing smells bad, and it should smell even worse.
Yun Yang looked at his high-ranking disciples proudly, and said with a faint smile on his face, "Why can't you hit it with such a blow." ”
"It's not that the instructor can't do it, it's just that what you said is too sudden, and we can't accept it for a short time." Chen Feng said with a slightly pale face.
"The sharp knife of the rapid response unit of your department, if you are all like this, what if there is any special situation in the future, do you have to wait until you are not disgusted and impulsive, I estimate that the most severe consequences have already appeared." Yun Yang said, "Since your table today does not satisfy me, I want to give you a small punishment. ”
Kindness?
At this moment, everyone's faces changed, and the instructor's punishment was quite perverted, and ordinary people couldn't bear it.
"What kind of eyes are you looking at me, I'm not a flood beast, what are you doing, I just want you to become stronger." Seeing that everyone looked at him with slightly pleading eyes, Yun Yang said with some dissatisfaction.
"Instructor, Nian is a first-time offender today, can you let us go first, we promise that there will never be such a situation in the future." Chen Feng said with a flattering face.
"No, this is absolutely non-negotiable, it must be punished, and it has always been my purpose to have clear rewards and punishments." Yun Yang didn't even think about refusing directly, if he let this group of boys take advantage of the loophole now, he might not have any majesty in the future.
"And what do you want us to do?" Chen Feng knew that the outcome of this matter had been decided, and now he just wanted this punishment to be lighter.
"Well, now there are two hours and forty-five minutes before the end of eating, and I will give you fifteen minutes to prepare, and after fifteen minutes all the people will gather in the playground, and we will be armed for fifty kilometers." Yunyang said with a smile, "Those who finish running within the specified time will have something to eat, and those who can't finish will not only have no food, but I will also try your skills with my own hands, and if there is an extra bruise or something on my body at that time, don't blame it." ”
"Ahh Everyone was dumbfounded again, fifty kilometers of armed off-road, God, are you playing with us?
"Don't look at me with that kind of appreciation, now you go and get ready, I'll borrow a motorcycle." After saying that, he got up and patted his ass and left, leaving only a group of staring special forces.
"Captain, what are we going to do, we just ran fifty kilometers in the morning, if we do it again, we will really die." The monkey said with some trepidation.
"How do I know what to do, don't you know what the instructor's temper is, when did he not honor what he said, it was all you bastards who did not instigate Lao Tzu to eat fish, otherwise you would not have been able to escape the fifty kilometers today." Chen Feng scolded to the second level and got up and left.
"Captain, what are you doing?"
"Get the gear."
"But that's not the direction of the dormitory?"
"Isn't it okay for Lao Tzu to solve the problem of an enlarged bladder first?"
Hearing the captain's fierce answer, these people were also speechless, but their eyes were more or less contemptuous when they looked at Chen Feng's disappearing back.
Boss, please, you initiated the fish eating thing first, you are the captain, if you don't speak, you will lend us a few guts, do you think we dare?
But think about it, this fifty kilometers still have to run, and there is still a time to finish, otherwise it would be a trivial matter not to give food, and this is definitely a pretty scary thing to do with the instructor.
They don't want to be in bed for days.
Fifteen minutes later.
Yunyang sat on a rather high-profile motorcycle.
"Okay, you guys are very good, now the fifty kilometers of cross-country will start, I tell you, I will watch you from behind, don't let me find out that you are lazy, otherwise you will die." At this time, Yun Yang held a submachine gun in his hand and said with a smile.
"Instructor, the bullet in here can't be an empty cartridge." I don't know who came at this time, but he regretted it after saying it.
"I haven't checked this if this is an empty cartridge, I don't know if any of you have the confidence to come and check it, rest assured, I won't shoot at your key parts." Yun Yang suddenly pulled the bolt of the gun and said with a smile, "Tiger, otherwise, you can try it." ”
"No, no, no, I'd better run." Chen Feng said directly, if this is true, he will have to lie in bed for a few days, although those little girls in the General Hospital of the Military Region are very good-looking, but it is always a bit of a fucked feeling.
Men can accept women to serve them, but as a soldier, men will never allow women to see themselves sick in the hospital bed, what they need is for women to see their sassy and heroic appearance in the training ground.
"Then hurry up, it's been five minutes." Yun Yang thought for a while and said.
Everyone raised a middle finger at the instructor in their hearts, the instructor is too undisciplined, don't you know how important these five minutes are to us?
Seeing this group of people disappear from sight, Yun Yang unloaded the magazine, not to mention the empty cartridges, whether there were even bullets in it.
"Hey, I said who are you, how can you casually take something from our ordnance shop, don't you know it's against the rules?" Just as Yun Yang was about to drive to catch up, a slightly angry voice sounded, and a person that Yun Yang didn't want to see appeared in front of him.
Who, that Yang Li who is looking for herself to be a test gunman.
Yang Li is very angry now, she is testing the performance of a gun, that is, the time to go to the toilet, the gun is gone, and they look for it together, only to find that the gun is here, which makes Miss Yang born a Buddha and two Buddhas ascend to heaven, this is a baby, if I don't have it, it will take me to die and how many brain cells can be brought back in the hands of that bastard.
"Who are you, what are you doing?" Now Yunyang is no longer the face that Yang Li knows, so this can be regarded as the first conversation between the two people.
"What am I talking about, you ran to our ordnance station and took out the gun, and you still say what am I doing?" Yang Li is so angry.
"Yes, who the hell are you, I'm busy right now, but I don't have time to mess around with you here, if it's okay, you hurry up and leave, I can chase those boys, so that they don't have to be lazy on the way." Yun Yang said impatiently.