As soon as Qin Shuang and Wang Xiaoming got home, they started to get busy, and Yu Ji and Lu Pheasant looked at them like aliens.

I saw Wang Xiaoming digging desperately with a shovel, and Qin Shuang was desperately urging on the side, the two of them were very busy, where did Wang Xiaoming do this heavy work, and he was out of breath after a while.

"No, no, I'm really going to take a break, lady, give me saliva to drink!"

"Digging for half a day is not enough to bury you, you are embarrassed to drink water!"

"Can you be reasonable? You have to take a breath when you hang yourself! You've exhausted me to death, and the robbers are here to see what you do! ”

"Okay, okay, let's take a break......"

Wang Xiaoming took the water scoop handed over by Qin Shuang, and poured it violently when he opened his mouth.

Qin Shuang thought for a while and said, "The two-bedroom apartment is a bit small, why don't you dig a four-bedroom apartment!" ”

Wang Xiaoming squirted out a sip of cold water, "Ahem...... Ahem...... Lady, I'm a human, not an excavator, okay......"

Qin Shuang does not rely on "The underground is so damp and stuffy, of course, you have to live a little bigger to be comfortable, and it is best to have an independent powder room......"

Wang Xiaoming shouted: "Do you know what troubled times are!" ”

Qin Shuang shook his head.

Wang Xiaoming almost fainted: "Troubled times are ...... With a knife in hand, I have traveled all over China, there is wealth and robbery, there is no wealth and robbery, and when I encounter a heavy taste, even Sister Feng is not spared, do you still want to make up? ”

When Qin Shuang heard this, she was startled, "Forget it, forget it, then don't have a dressing room, just ......"

Wang Xiaoming said angrily: "There is only one big single room!" It's just enough for four people to hide, so don't come down if you squeeze it! ”

Wang Xiaoming rested enough, and began to dig non-stop again, digging all day, tired like a dog, and finally dug more than one person deeper.

Wang Xiaoming lay on the ground and muttered, "Daze Township is about ten days away from here, Chen Sheng and Wu Guang will rise in Daze Township, I still have ten days to ......"

Yu Ji couldn't stand it anymore, "Sister Qin, what are you doing here?" Can you tell us about it? ”

Qin Shuang said with a dejected face, "It's nothing, it's just a robber......"

Lu Pheasant sneered, "Robbers? Preventing robbers should be the government's business, are you like this? ”

Wang Xiaoming said weakly, "Soon there will be no government, and we can only rely on ourselves for everything." ”

Lu Pheasant said: "Nerves! ”

Lu Pheasant never expected that it was such a neurotic Wang Xiaoming, and his words would come true ten days later.

In the heavy rain of Daze Township, Chen Sheng and Wu Guang's reserves could not catch up with the military period after all. Waiting for death, the dead country can be called? Nine hundred soldiers immediately responded and rose up, thus kicking off the prelude to the anti-Qin.

The world has been suffering for a long time, and the common people have responded, and along the way, the rebel army has conquered the city and conquered the land, and it has continued to grow, and the world is finally in chaos.

When the news reached Pei County, people were panicked for a while, prices soared, and chicken cries and dog thieves became rampant.

At this time, Lu Pheasant and Yu Ji panicked, and they couldn't imagine that Wang Xiaoming, who had always relied on fortune-telling to cheat money, actually calculated such a godly hexagram this time!

Fortunately, in ten days, Wang Xiaoming worked day and night, and finally dug a large cellar.

Wang Xiaoming moved all the food and some daily necessities to the cellar and placed the three beauties.

At this time, Yu Ji and Lu Pheasant didn't dare to underestimate Wang Xiaoming anymore, they were polite to him and worshiped him like a god.

No, as soon as Wang Xiaoming went out to inquire about the news and came back, the three beauties immediately handed him a hot love lunch.

While eating, Wang Xiaoming talked about what he had seen and heard outside.

"Today, the owner of the rice shop was killed."

Lu Pheasant exclaimed, "Killed? Who did this to you? ”

Wang Xiaoming said, "The ghost only knows, I think it should be a hungry people, he sells a liter of rice for a tael of silver, isn't this forcing others to rob him?" Now it's okay, the money is gone, the rice is gone, and even the life is gone......"

"Now it's the bold to die, the cowardly to starve, whoever dares to kill will be able to live, whoever has money will die quickly, those rich people are almost dead,"

Lu Pheasant was covered in a cold sweat when he heard this: "Does the government care?" ”

Wang Xiaoming smiled and sighed, "Hehe...... Feudal official? The county magistrate saw that the situation was not good, and he wanted to run away with public funds, but there was a salary for the fast catchers, but as soon as he left the yamen, he was arrested and chased by the fast ones, and hacked to death. ”

Lu Pheasant said in a trembling voice: "Then there is no royal law in the end!" ”

Wang Xiaoming squinted, "What do you say?" ”

Lu Pheasant spoke.

Qin Shuang cried, "But we can't hide in the cellar for a lifetime, and there is not much food......

Wang Xiaoming nodded and said, "Well, we have to go......"

Yu Ji said, "Yes...... But where can we go? It's all messy out there now. Or...... We waited for Shaoyu to come back, and he said he went to see a friend and would be back soon......"

Wang Xiaoming interrupted, "He won't come back, he's going to kill the county guards, don't ask me how I know, anyway, he lied to you......"

Yu Ji cried bitterly, "No! He won't lie to me...... He never said he was going to rebel...... He said he would take me to a paradise......"

Wang Xiaoming sneered in his heart, "The history books say that Xiang Yu has an upright temperament and never lies, it's really ridiculous, it turns out that compared to me Wang Xiaoming, he is also a virtuous person, Yu Ji has followed him for several years, and he actually lied ruthlessly and left Yu Ji for his own hegemony." ”

Qin Shuang hugged Yu Ji and kept comforting her.

Lu Pheasant was even more in awe of Wang Xiaoming in his heart, he could even calculate Xiang Yu's secret actions, it was terrifying, it seemed that he would really have to look at him differently in the future.

Wang Xiaoming thought for a while, "We only have one place to go." ”

The three beauties said in unison, "Where?" ”

Wang Xiaoming said: "Mangdang Mountain." ”

Lu Pheasant and Yu Ji screamed in unison, "Mangdang Mountain! You are crazy! ”

Wang Xiaoming was stunned: "What's wrong?" ”

Lu Pheasant said, "There is a female bandit named Li Mochou in Mangdang Mountain, who is ruthless, specializes in killing people and overstepping goods, and the imperial court has sent troops to encircle and suppress it several times and has returned with a fiasco, aren't you looking for death!" ”

Wang Xiaoming came to his senses when he heard it: "Li Mochou! Is it the Li Mochou who was deceived by Lu Zhanyuan of his chastity? Hehe, I used to just watch it on TV, and there are a few versions that are quite good, but this time I have to meet the real person!

Haha, rest assured, now Mangdang Mountain is already the world of your Xianggong brother, and we will definitely eat and drink there when we go there......"

Lu Pheasant asked cautiously, "Really?" ”

Qin Shuang hurriedly said, "It's definitely true!" ”

A few people decided to set off at dawn, but Wang Xiaoming was in a hurry to urinate at night, so he climbed up to pee.

As a result, as soon as he finished putting the water and shook it clean, he was about to go back to the cellar, and when he turned around, he suddenly found more than a dozen fierce men standing behind him.

Wang Xiaoming was so shocked that he jumped three feet high, and screamed "You...... When did you guys come! ”

The triangular eye who took the lead snorted coldly, "It's been here since you released the first drop, but it's a pity that you were too intoxicated, buddy, and you didn't take our brothers into account at all." ”

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he hurriedly smiled and said, "How can this be!" Hehe, come on...... Shake hands and ...... first"

Looking at Wang Xiaoming's still wet hands, the triangular eyes roared violently, "You just came to shake hands with me after peeing, you can play me!" ”

Wang Xiaoming shuddered, "How dare I, alas!" No, who are you, what are you doing running to my house in the middle of the night? ”

Triangle-eyed nose hummed "in the inferior teeth"

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he was in a groove, this is the Yong tooth that Liu Bang gritted his teeth and sealed the marquis!

Looking at this virtue, he is cheap enough, no wonder Liu Bang always wants to kill him.

Wang Xiaoming said: "You are here?" ”

Yongya didn't talk to him, and went straight to the point, "Now the county official has been hanged, bandits are rampant, and the lives of the people have been greatly threatened, so I helped each other and established the Pei County Self-Defense Force to protect the fathers and villagers of Pei County." ”

Wang Xiaoming sneered in his heart: "You would be so kind? ”

But he praised it, "Brother Yongya is really righteous and heroic......"

Yongyan snorted, and said coldly, "Don't pat yourself on the back, you know, the brothers are all fighting with their lives to maintain the safety of one party, and it is okay to be injured and bleed, and no one who comes out to mix must shed a few taels of blood, so I won't say much about this."

But the brothers are not iron-clad, and they always have to eat a few bites of coarse tea and light rice every day......"

Wang Xiaoming said, "Trouble, can you speak human words?" ”

Yongya said coldly, "I'm here to collect protection money!" ”

Wang Xiaoming laughed dryly, "Hehe, but I'm leaving tomorrow, so I won't work for you, big brother, ......"

Yongfang's eyes glared, "Tomorrow?" I'll charge you for even a second of stay here, or I'll just sit idly by if someone wants to kill you. ”

Wang Xiaoming said: "Hehe, big brother, you are really joking, I have no grudges and no grudges, how can anyone kill me in the middle of the night?" Ha ha...... Ay! Damn! ”

I saw more than a dozen big men behind Yongya pull out the cattle slaughtering knife together! Yongya deliberately looked away, pretending not to see.

Wang Xiaoming shouted: "You are simply robbing, okay!" ”

"That's right! We are robbers! I saw a dozen evil men with knives rushing in from the courtyard.

Yongyan was stunned: "Who are you?" ”

The hemp son at the head snorted coldly, "You are deaf!" Didn't you hear what I said? Lao Tzu is here to rob, even you, rob you so that you don't even have a single hair left! ”

Wang Xiaoming was dizzy, oh my God, although I am too handsome, you don't need to arrange so many audiences for me to enjoy my style when I pee!

In this world where everyone robs, a little fresh meat like Wang Xiaoming is really kind.

Yongya scolded hatefully, "Damn! Then he asked Wang Xiaoming, "Do you need protection now?" ”

Wang Xiaoming immediately said, "Big brother! I'll pay the protection fee later, you must protect me...... Wow......"

Yongya smiled proudly, "Don't worry, I'm not a vegetarian, brothers, on!" ”

The two gangs immediately fought together, and now Wang Xiaoming finally saw what the troubled times were.

I saw that a person was cut off, and the blood slashed Wang Xiaoming's face, Wang Xiaoming's whole person froze, staying in place and his legs kept trembling.

The screams and wails made people's scalps numb, blood flowed all over the ground, and there were stumps everywhere, Wang Xiaoming wanted to vomit, but he couldn't even bend his waist.

The tragic image that I had only seen on TV actually happened in front of my eyes, Wang Xiaoming was really stupid.

Even if he was lucky, he was stunned like a stupid goose, and the two gangs of people were slashing all over the yard, and he was never stabbed.

In the end, everyone except for Yongya had braided their hair.

Yongyan was covered in injuries, and came to Wang Xiaoming in a staggering manner, and spread his hands, "You're not dead yet!" If you don't die, hurry up and give money! ”

Wang Xiaoming trembled, "Money...... Money...... Let me be a lady...... Spent ...... Gone......"

"You!" Yongya spat out a mouthful of blood, rolled his eyes and fainted.

Wang Xiaoming saw the river of blood flowing in front of him, and shouted, "Forehead drop God!" Why did you want me to come to this troubled time! What a shame I am! ”

It's just that he came out to pee, and he actually sprinkled a river of blood, which is also majestic.

"Yu Ji, lady, sister-in-law! Come out quickly! …… If you don't leave, you're going to! ”

When Yu Ji and the others were woken up by Wang Xiaoming in their sleep, they went up to the ground to take a look, and the screams spread for more than two miles......

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