Dear friends, after half a year, I, Hu Hansan, are back again! ~

This time I will bring you a new work "Jiao Ge"

This is a work that Xiaolongbao has been brewing for half a year, and it is also the first work to try ancient sayings. U8 ?８ＸＳ`ＣＯＭ

Without further ado, here's the synopsis:

Grandpa is a foodie plus fine points,

Uncle is four years old and loves to pretend, and his father became a big fool overnight.

Mother's force value is bursting,

Plus a pink piggy named Pigman......

Tao Jiaoge said that in such a family,

Look at the character, fight is the strength!

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The sample reading is as follows

Chapter 1: Long Liang Siqi

It is said that there are four strange things in this Changliang Mansion.

A strange peach tree does not bloom, does not bloom to light fruit.

The prince of Erqihou Mansion was stupid all night, and slept with a little pig all night.

Sanqi is pregnant for 12 months, and she doesn't give birth to a baby or an egg.

This fourth wonder is that there are three strange gatherings, and the four strange mansions of Anle Hou are popular all over the world.

And this Changliang Mansion is known to the three-year-old doll and the eighty-year-old old woman's Siqi Anlehou Mansion, but at this time it is in a period of chaos.

The third strange, Mrs. Shizi is finally going to give birth when she is in the twelfth month of pregnancy!

In Changle Courtyard, in the midst of the woman's wailing and scolding from time to time, she saw an old man and a young man standing outside the house, the two of them tightly grabbed the corners of their clothes, wearing clothes of the same style and color, and their faces were nervous, like two Wangwu stones. U8 ?８ＸＳ`ＣＯＭ

The young man who circled around the two watchout stones, wearing the same style of azure robe, held a pink and tender little piglet in his hand and shouted and walked towards the house.

"Rui'er, don't be angry, the little pig said, you quickly release the doll in your belly like a fart, it won't hurt. By the way, don't forget what we said, we want to have a daughter, and it's the little pig who doesn't keep promises! ”

"Humph!" The pink pig rolled her eyes after hearing the man's words, arched her nose in the man's arms with a hum, changed to a more comfortable position, closed her eyes and continued to sleep.

The young man's shout made the woman's body tremble in the room, and he only felt that his body that had no strength was suddenly full of fighting spirit.

"Tao Don't say, you just fart, your whole family farts! Wait for the old lady to come out, the first to stew your pig, and then slaughter you! Let you know that my Yang family gun is not in vain! ”

Outside the house, an old man and a small two lookout stones were stunned, and the familiar voice was so neutral, it would sprinkle to show that it was okay! The two nervous faces finally showed relaxed expressions, and they all glanced at the young man who was still circling in circles, and there was pity in their eyes, you ask for more blessings.

"Ouch, I said Master Hou, Second Young Master, don't get in the way here now, and Master Shizi, if you hold the little pig man around blindly, the slaves and maids will make you dizzy." Mama Li was carrying a basin of freshly boiled hot water, with a handful of pure gold scissors and countless soft gauze in it, and was about to run into the delivery room, when she saw the stupidity of these three people, she couldn't help but say a few words, as for the scolding of the women in the house, she couldn't hear it at all, what the hell is a woman's virtue or something? 8 hours ??? Say? ８ＸＳ`ＣＯＭ

"Mama Li, did Rui'er fart out?"

Hearing Mama Li's familiar voice, the young man Tao Beyan obediently sat down with the pink pig in his arms and asked nervously.

Mama Li's face tightened, it hurt all night, and the amniotic water broke for half an hour, it stands to reason that the fetal position should also be born, but this doll just can't come down! If this continues, Mrs. Shizi will be in danger.

"I said don't say anything, sit down well for Lao Tzu, don't you just have a child, look at your cowardice, it's really a shame for Lao Tzu."

An Lehou Tao Yezhi looked disdainful, glanced at his eldest son who was stupid overnight, completely forgot who it was just now, and the folds on his nervous face were pinched into an old bun.

The youngest son, Tao Don't forget, is four years old this year, and is the widow of Mrs. An Lehou, named Don't forget, but he will never forget his deep friendship with his old wife.

At that time, Mrs. Anle Hou only felt that she owed the Tao family, and for decades the Hou Ye refused to take a concubine, and the heirs of the Tao family withered, and only the son of the world was alone, and she was pregnant at the age of forty.

It's just that Mrs. An Lehou did give birth to a boy, but she really died.

Tao Bei didn't forget to purse his lips and said weakly, "Sister-in-law won't die like A-Niang, right?" ”

The immature little face is only three points similar to the masculine An Lehou, and the beautiful face is more like the dead Mrs. An Lehou, every place does not look delicate and beautiful, but at this time, the beautiful and small face is full of uneasiness, and if you look closely, the eyes are actually sparkling and deeply afraid.

"No, it won't." An Lehou sighed, stroked his youngest son's head, and looked at the sky with his eyes, if Zhilan has a spirit in the sky, he will bless the birth of my Tao family's first grandson safely, the Tao family has really paid too much.

Perhaps above the blue sky, Mrs. An Lehou really heard An Lehou's prayer, and saw a pink light in a trance above the cloudless blue sky, which disappeared in an instant, but fell into the delivery room under An Lehou's eyes.

I heard a scream from a woman in the delivery room, followed by a burst of baby crying.

"Raw! Raw! Wen Po screamed with surprise through the heavy door panel of the pineapple wood and reached the ears of the people in the courtyard.

Tao Buyan, the son of Anle Hou, hugged the pink pig, his hands suddenly tightened, and he shouted loudly: "Rui'er is so good, you finally let go of the fart!" ”

After speaking, before everyone could react, Tao Buyan rolled his eyes and fell down in all directions.

The eyes of the little pig in his arms opened suddenly, and at the moment when Tao Buyan fell, he glared at it, and shot at the slowly opening pineapple door like a cannonball.

As Wen Po's dull eyes stepped out of the hurdle, bursts of pink soft light became more and more abundant, scattering from her hands in the Changle Courtyard.

In an instant, a gust of wind blew on the flat ground, and the peach blossom forest outside the house seemed to absorb the pink light, and suddenly woke up from the dead sleep of winter.

"How could there be such a spectacle!" Tao An, the chief butler of the Tao Mansion, muttered, but woke up An Lehou, who was also staring at him with wide eyes and unconfident.

"Tao'an blockade Changle Temple! Today, no one is allowed to enter or leave the Courtyard! Violators will be dealt with by military law! What the are you doing, go! ”

An Lehou roared, but he kicked Tao An, the big butler who was still in a daze, and the two thick sword eyebrows wrinkled tightly, carving a deep mark in the center of the eyebrows.

Wen Po was still blind, and even had no sense when she was hit by the pink piglet, looking ahead blankly, and the baby girl in her hand was caught by the piglet's soft belly the moment she fell.

I only heard a crisp "giggle" laughter, the newborn baby girl opened her eyes for the first time, her sparkling eyes were as clear as water, and her black eyes looked at An Lehou who blocked the dazzling sunlight for herself, and her immature and white little hands naturally grabbed the piglet's nose and let out a crisp laugh again.

"Good! My granddaughter of An Lehou should be so extraordinary! ”

The broad-hearted An Lehou didn't find out why the newborn baby didn't cry and laugh, but picked up his granddaughter and played a rare eye-to-eye game with her.

Until the moment the baby girl opened her eyes, the peach tree slowly withered as if it had exhausted the essence of life, fluttering with the wind and falling into the dust of the courtyard.

And in that piece of pink, a pair of bright eyes suddenly opened, and the black eyes were like two deep pools, spinning black whirlpools to suck people in, and among them it was like a fierce beast, regardless of the **** wound after being injured, but with deep hatred to choose people to devour.

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Thank you for taking these few minutes, and I hope Xiao Long Bao's "Jiao Ge" will not disappoint you. (To be continued.) )