Chapter 247: You're Teaching Me to Do Things (Second Update)
Sun Xiaokong was also very speechless when he listened to Bai Jingjing's words.
After thinking about it, Sun Xiaokong said with a serious face: "Then you become smaller first and let me catch you in my hands." ”
Bai Jingjing listened to Sun Xiaokong's words and nodded.
"Change!"
I saw that Bai Jingjing also shrank rapidly, and then flew into Sun Xiaokong's hands.
Sun Xiaokong directly grabbed it vigorously and grabbed Bai Jingjing in his hand.
Chun Sanniang waited for a long time and didn't see Sun Xiaokong let go, and said a little puzzled: "My junior sister has flown into your hands, why don't you let go of me?"
Sun Xiaokong smiled faintly: "When did I say I was going to let you go?"
Drip!
"The shameless routine was successful, and I obtained: Jindan × 10. ”
Listening to the system's prompts, Sun Xiaokong was also speechless.
it!
To whom to insult?
Ten gold pills, you also rewarded the shot?
Bai Jingjing also looked at Sun Xiaokong with a confused expression, what is the situation?
What do you do with people in your hands?
"You... Why are you holding us all in your hands?" Bai Jingjing asked as she looked at Sun Xiaokong in confusion.
Sun Xiaokong listened to Bai Jingjing's words, hesitated, shook his head, and did not speak.
Mainly, Sun Xiaokong doesn't know why.
Anyway, it just feels fun and exciting!
in the sky.
If it's puzzling for a while, this... What is it?
Did you succeed in taking the bait?
Judging from the current situation, it seems that this Sun Xiaokong doesn't have much interest in Bai Jingjing again, which is difficult.
Could it be that you have to do it after his memory is unsealed?
"What do you think?" asked Ru Kannon, looking at Guanyin.
Guanyin looked at Sun Xiaokong below and shook his head, indicating that he couldn't understand it.
Rulai thought for a while and said, "Tomorrow, you will go to Sun Xiaokong according to our original plan." ”
"Then I'll see when I'll send the Bull Demon King down. ”
Listening to Rulai's words, Guanyin nodded and sighed slightly in his heart.
Lurking beside Sun Xiaokong, it was another... One... It's going to blow up.
Here, Sun Xiaokong held Chun Thirty Niang with one hand and Bai Jingjing with the other, and suddenly remembered a very important question in his heart!
That's... What should I do if I go to the toilet?
When the time comes, it will be difficult to catch the two of them as soon as they let go.
Thinking about it, Sun Xiaokong looked at the two people in his hand and said, "I'll let you go now." ”
"But if you dare to do it to me, the next time I catch you, I won't let go. ”
As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong let go of his two hands.
Chun Thirty Niang and Bai Jingjing instantly changed back to normal human size.
I saw Chun Thirty Niang sitting on the ground, panting, as if she had experienced something.
After a short rest, Chun Thirty Niang glared at Sun Xiaokong viciously, and then spit out spider silk from her mouth, which directly entangled Sun Xiaokong's feet.
Then, with a wave of his hand, he hung Sun Xiaokong upside down on the beam not far away.
That's embarrassing.
"Hey, you're a bit too much, just let you go, and then you shot at me?" Sun Xiaokong looked at Chun Sanniang and said.
Rumble!
I saw a flame in Bai Jingjing's hand, which directly burned the spider silk and saved Sun Xiaokong.
opened his mouth and said: "Senior sister, you are doing something to Sun Xiaokong, so I will be polite to you." ”
"You're welcome to me?"
Chun Sanniang looked at Bai Jingjing with some dissatisfaction and said, "Senior sister, for the sake of this negative person, do you want to turn your face with me?"
"Turn your face, turn your face, in short, you can't touch him. Bai Jingjing said as she protected Sun Xiaokong behind her.
Sun Xiaokong glanced at the situation, his face turned pale, and he pushed Bai Jingjing away and said, "Don't you ask about my business, okay?"
Bai Jingjing was scolded by Sun Xiaokong with a straight face, and said weakly: "People aren't helping you?"
Sun Xiaokong: "Are you teaching me to do things?"
After speaking, he looked at Chun Sanniang and said, "Do you think I'm afraid of you?"
"Believe it or not, I pinched you in my hands, and then farted at night and suffocated you in the bed?"
"Look for death!"
Chun Thirty Niang was angry in an instant, and she directly slapped it out.
Boom!
Seeing this, Bai Jingjing hurriedly struck up with a palm.
The two of them fought against each other, regardless of superiority, and each pushed back a few steps.
Then each took out his sword and struck it together.
Woohoo...
This guy, Sun Xiaokong was also drunk when he stood aside.
Why bother?
"Hey, you wait first, it's not worth fighting for me. ”
"It's a big deal, just one point for the two of you, you are one-three-five, she is two-four-six, and you two will come together when I work overtime on Sunday!" Sun Xiaokong looked at the two of them who were fighting.
The two stopped and looked at Sun Xiaokong with a strange expression.
Sun Xiaokong looked at Bai Jingjing calmly and said, "Don't worry, with her three-legged cat kung fu, she can't even hurt me, you let her take action." ”
Chun Thirty Niang listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and instantly felt a tightness in her chest...
Pierced in the heart.
At the same time, he was also very confused, this Sun Xiaokong and Bai Jingjing debuted together to learn art, and they have not practiced for more than a few years.
And now, just a body without mana, I can't beat it, this is taking medicine, right?
Bai Jingjing listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and was a little confused for a while.
Turning his head to look at Sun Xiaokong, he suddenly said angrily: "You... Dead monkey, you lied to me!"
"You still say that you are not Sun Xiaokong, and you also say that you don't know me?"
"What did I lie to you?" Sun Xiaokong was a little confused.
Bai Jingjing asked, "You are not Sun Xiaokong, why are you so powerful?"
"I don't know!"
"I've always been like this, invulnerable, invulnerable, infinitely powerful, just like my handsomeness, all natural, what can I do?" Sun Xiaokong confessed.
Bai Jingjing frowned when she heard Sun Xiaokong's words, looked at Chun Sanniang and asked, "What he said is really fake?"
Chun Thirty Niang was stunned, you asked me... How would I know?
After hesitating, Chun Sanniang said with a serious face: "He's lying to you, before you come, he still has to say to be my man." ”
"I don't believe you asked him!"
As she spoke, Chun Thirty Niang was also happy in her heart, if it doesn't hurt you to be a dead monkey, the old lady will let you love and kill each other!
"If you want to be her man, what should I do?" Bai Jingjing asked Sun Xiaokong a very serious question.
"Alas, the oil!"
"Do you two have bags in your heads?"
"I don't sleep in the middle of the day, what kind of mess are you talking to me here?"
After speaking, Sun Xiaokong turned his head and went back to the house to sleep.
Time is money, and those who are good at seizing time will be able to cultivate greatly.
So Sun Xiaokong said: Lao Tzu doesn't want to talk about bullshit love, he just wants to make money!
in the sky.
Rulai's face sank, and he said in his heart: "This Sun Xiaokong is really itchy, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai?"
"There is a bag in the head... What's wrong with you?"
After thinking about it, Ru looked at Guanyin beside him and said, "I don't think I have to wait for tomorrow." ”
"Sun Xiaokong is back in the house now, and after Chun Sanniang and Bai Jingjing leave, you can go directly. ”