Chapter Twenty-Three: Come down to the duel
"You say it's ridiculous, don't you? Hahaha......"
Sun Wu was nervous, holding his stomach and laughing, completely forgetting about Han Tao's holding him hostage.
Han Tao stood on the wall and rolled his eyes several times, this fool, this big fool, is there anyone more forgetful than him?
"Brother Wu, don't laugh yet, what about Han Taoren?" Wu Taili was about to cry, and I really wanted to say, Brother Wu! Can you be serious, now is the enemy!
"Hahaha...... "Quack...... Sun Wu closed his mouth and laughed abruptly, and after a pause, he saw that he jumped high all of a sudden, his huge fist clenched tightly, and roared: "Han Tao, you bastard, I want to dismantle you." ”
"What about people? Where is he? Sun Wu quickly turned around in place a few times, but he didn't see Han Tao's figure, and asked Wu Taili and the others with big eyes.
Everyone also sighed, why did the person disappear? Everyone was angry, and they searched all the places where they could hide people, gritting their teeth one by one, if they found Han Tao, they would definitely divide Han Tao's five horses.
Han Tao, who was sitting on the wall, was secretly glad that he was hiding thanks to himself.
"Han Tao, come out for me, come out!" The person who couldn't find Han Tao, Sun Wu hurriedly stomped his feet, because it was night, and they were in a deep alley, they couldn't see Han Tao hiding on the wall like a night cat.
"Hey, Brother Wu, don't look for me here." Han Tao made a sound.
Everyone followed the sound and took their mobile phones to Han Tao, so that he who was immersed in the dark showed his original form.
After discovering Han Tao, Sun Wu and the others were overjoyed and approached fiercely.
"Han Tao, only one of the two of us can leave alive today, you choose!" Sun Wu clenched his fists and let out cruel words, "What kind of hero are you to come down and hide on it." Thinking of what happened just now, Sun Wu's whole body trembled with anger.
Han Tao is embarrassed, of course I will choose me to live.
"Come down, hurry down ......"
"If you come down, we promise not to kill you."
"You brute, you can't hide from the first day of junior high and you can't hide from fifteen."
“……”
Looking at the group of people staring at the bottom, as if they had eaten a belly of gunpowder, Han Tao was even more convinced that he was the right move to climb the wall.
Han Tao smiled a little embarrassedly and said, "Brother Wu, don't get excited, can you listen to my explanation, what happened just now!" Just kidding you......"
"Don't talk nonsense, you give it to me."
When he spoke, he was always me, and Han Tao didn't need to distinguish his voice and color to know that it was Sun Wu.
"I'll go down, can you let me go?" Han Tao said to Sun Wu.
"No way...... Sun Wu will not lie to trick Han Tao, "I said, today is either you die or I live, otherwise we will die together." ”
"Brother Wu, I've said it all, it's just a joke, don't take it so seriously!" Han Tao made it clear that he would not go down to die.
The devil believes you're joking.
They don't believe Han Tao anymore, they can't even believe the punctuation marks of his words, this is the voice of Sun Wu and others.
"Okay, Brother Wu, don't make trouble......"
Before Han Tao could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Sun Wu, who shouted when he saw him, "Who is messing with you!" I've never been so serious. ”
"Brother Wu, it's true that I put a knife on your neck, and it's not fake to let my brothers hit your head with a brick, but it's not what you think, my purpose in doing this is just to help you test whether these brothers of yours are all righteous and affectionate, and there is really no other meaning."
Han Tao explained.
"Our brothers in the Sling Silk Alliance are naturally all in the same boat, and we want you to test it!" Sun Wu said with a cross-eyed eye.
"Oh, is it? Then how did I see two running away? Han Tao said with a smile.
"That ......" Sun Wu was speechless for a moment, and the rest of the people also looked annoyed, the brothers who swore blood swore turned their backs on them, and let others see the jokes, and they also felt shameless.
"I helped you pick out the two pieces of rotten meat of the Sling Silk Alliance, and you don't have to thank me." Han Tao said with an old face without blushing: "I never thought about hurting my brother from beginning to end? If you let me go, how can I take revenge? Besides, what am I trying to do? ”
"In order to test the affection between you, it is indeed a bit too much to let the brothers smash their heads, but I knew in advance that those bricks were hollow sand, and I knew very well that even if I hit my head, I would not be hurt, so I boldly tempted." Those bricks were all secretly drawn by Han Tao, could he not know that they were hollow!
"You fart, how do you know?"
Sun Wu roared, "Don't talk nonsense, come down quickly, you have the ability to fight to the death with me." ”
"The reason is very simple, those bricks are all fake and shoddy products burned in my hometown kiln, and I recognized them when I saw them." Han Tao made up a lie.
"Is there really such a heartless boss?" Sun Wu's eyes narrowed into a camel's bell.
"It's true, I used to pull bricks in their kiln factory when I was a child." Han Tao patted his chest and reassured, and then said: "Think about it, if I don't know that bricks are hollow, when you smashed your head, why did I let Brother Wu go, wouldn't it be better to use Brother Wu as a threat, and if I really have a bad heart, why are I still standing here now, is it to wait for you to dismantle me?" ”
Han Tao said again: "I have said everything that should be said, whether I believe it or not, in short, I have a clear conscience." ”
Han Tao's tone was sincere, and after he spoke with a stern face, he stopped talking.
Han Tao's words made Sun Wu and the others fall into thought.
Indeed! What Han Tao said was not unreasonable, there were too many unreasonable things just now, and he had already promised to let him go, how could a normal person sneak attack Sun Wu and threaten them? Unless that person is a neurotic, Han Tao doesn't look like a neurotic!
The determination in everyone's hearts to cut Han Tao with a thousand knives was shaken.
Han Tao took the opportunity to say: "I have now seen the essence of your Sling Silk Alliance, except for the two who escaped, you are all true masters, pure masters!" Brother Wu, you have such a good group of brothers, it's really enviable. If I hadn't helped you sift out the two guys who had escaped, would you have been able to see them for what they really are? Don't you hot-blooded men feel ashamed to call brothers and sisters to those who are timid and fearful, and who abandon their faith and forget their righteousness? ”
"I'll go down now, and if you still think I'm lying, then come! Beat me to death, I, Han Tao, will definitely not frown......"
After Han Tao finished speaking, he jumped down, stood in front of Sun Wu and the others, standing proudly, and posing as if everyone was at his disposal.
No one will know that Han Tao is cheating, since you let people beat, and you are still wearing "body protection steel armor", can others beat you?
Everyone, you look at me, I see that your eyes finally turned to Sun Wu, and Sun Wu didn't know what to do, he asked Wu Taili in a low voice, "What to do!" ”
Wu Taili shook his head and said, "Brother Wu, I don't feel like he's telling a lie......