Chapter 59: Little Uncle is an Idiot! 【2nd Update】

"Alas, hopefully!" Wei Xiangdong said depressedly, "When he comes this time, I don't know how long he will stay!" Originally, the two of us lived together, but he had to intervene! It's annoying! I really want to get rid of him! Anyway, the beautiful aunt in the next room doesn't want to see him! ”

"Brother Dongdong, don't say that, it's pitiful enough that your little uncle can't catch up with the beautiful aunt, let's let him live here, maybe after a long time, he can really catch up with the beautiful aunt next door!" Jian Yunchuan tried his best to think about things in a good direction.

"By the way, Dongdongge, I've seen it before. This house has three rooms, a master bedroom, a guest room, and a study. Jian Yunchuan suddenly asked.

"At the beginning, I originally wanted him to sleep in the master bedroom, after all, he is an elder, and it is not good to let him sleep in the guest room! However, he insisted on sleeping in the guest room, and I just let him go. Later, I found out that next door to that room was the master bedroom of my beautiful aunt's house! He sleeps in a guest room, just a wall away from his beautiful aunt! Wei Xiangdong said with some gritted teeth, it seemed that he despised his little uncle's idiotic behavior!

"Brother Dongdong, your little uncle is really shrewd!" Jian Yunchuan couldn't help but sigh, "In this case, then I will have to sleep in a room with you again!" ”

"You've been sleeping in the same room with me! It's still a bed! Wei Xiangdong glanced at Jian Yunchuan strangely and said, "Didn't you notice?" I slept with you last night! Oh, by the way, I forgot, you didn't know when you fell asleep last night, I even took the shower for you! But you're really heavy when you sleep, and you haven't even woken up when I help you take a shower! No wonder you didn't know we slept together last night! ”

Jian Yunchuan: "(⊙o⊙) Ah! ”

"The backer will help me take a bath with my own hands!" This sentence frantically swiped the screen in Jian Yunchuan's mind, and his whole person was not good!

"Jian Yunchuan, Jian Yunchuan! As the little brother of someone else, it is enough for you to let the backer help you get dressed! I even asked the backer to take a bath for you! I took a shower and hugged the bed with my own hands! You're still the best little brother! Also, there is so much movement in the bath, you don't feel it at all, and you sleep so soundly! What about the alertness you've developed over the years? Eaten by a dog! Bad review! Jian Yunchuan complained silently in his heart, and looked ashamed.

Seeing the little goblin's rich facial expressions, Wei Xiangdong knew that his little goblin was thinking nonsense again! In order to prevent the little goblin from drilling the tip of the horns, Wei Xiangdong hurriedly said: "By the way, you didn't know that you fell asleep last night, I used the jacuzzi to soak you in the bath!" ”

"Jacuzzi?" When Jian Yunchuan heard this, he was really diverted.

"That's right! Jacuzzi! Wei Xiangdong nodded vigorously, "It's very comfortable to take a bath in that bathtub!" People soak in it for massage, and then they will become refreshed! It's comfortable all over the body! Why don't we try again tonight? ”

"Okay!" Jian Yunchuan nodded with interest. To be honest, he really hasn't used a jacuzzi! It doesn't count if he fell asleep last night!

"Oh, by the way, that tub is a double bathtub, we can soak together." Wei Xiangdong said, touching his nose a little embarrassedly, "That double bathtub was specially chosen by the little uncle." ”

As soon as he heard Wei Xiangdong's words, Jian Yunchuan immediately understood the little uncle's obscene thoughts. The double bathtub is wonderful, don't be too emotional!

"Brother Dongdong, little uncle, is so pitiful! Shall we find a way to help him? Let him chase after the beautiful aunt next door early, so that he doesn't have to be so pitiful (trivial), and deliberately chooses to sleep in the guest room with only one wall away from the beautiful aunt! Jian Yunchuan said with a sympathetic expression.

"Is there any good way to do it?" Wei Xiangdong said with interest, grabbing the goblin's softer and softer hand, and gently pinching and playing with it, "Seriously, I want the little uncle to chase the beautiful aunt next door for a long time!" I've always thought that when the little uncle chases the beautiful aunt, I will pack up the little uncle and send it to live next door! ”

"I haven't figured out a solution yet, but isn't Uncle Xiao coming back today, we can cook at home, and then invite the beautiful aunt to come over for dinner!" Eating together is the best way to promote affection! Jian Yunchuan said, "The food I cook tastes good, I guess the beautiful aunt can like it!" ”

"Great idea!" Wei Xiangdong's eyes lit up, and then he leaned over and kissed the little goblin on the face, and before the little goblin could react, he put on a sad expression, "However, the beautiful aunt doesn't wait to see the little uncle!" She knew that her little uncle lived next door to her, what if she refused to come to dinner because of this? After all, all of us are men, and no girl can talk to her or talk to her! ”

"Well, this ......" Jian Yunchuan, who was diverted again, looked embarrassed, "Then, then I'll try it!" Give it a try to find out if there's a chance that things will work out! I'm still very popular with older aunts, and maybe beautiful aunts will like me too, and they'll be willing to come over for dinner together! ”

Hearing Jian Yunchuan say that he was very popular with older aunts, and the beautiful aunt next door was also likely to like him, Wei Xiangdong's face immediately darkened! The image of the beautiful aunt next door in Wei Xiangdong's heart has also changed from a cold and noble kaolin flower to an old peach blossom in an instant!

Thinking that after today, there will be a beautiful old peach blossom living next door, coveting his little goblin, Wei Xiangdong wants to go crazy! Why are you so much in debt, you want to sue the little goblin that his little uncle is chasing the aunt next door!

Yes, Wei Xiangdong was so jealous that he didn't even say "the beautiful aunt next door", and directly said "the aunt next door"! So naïve!

"Also, maybe......" Wei Xiangdong forced himself to say, "Okay! Let's not talk about the little uncle! Let's talk about today's arrangement! ”

"Today's arrangement?" Jian Yunchuan tilted his head suspiciously, looked at Wei Xiangdong and asked.

"That's right! Arrangement! Wei Xiangdong nodded seriously and said, "It's nine o'clock, let's spend an hour tidying up the kitchen!" At ten o'clock, we went out to buy you clothes and notebooks, at twelve o'clock we went to the nearest hotel for dinner, and then opened the room to take a nap, at two o'clock, we went to the supermarket to buy something, and came back at four o'clock, when the little uncle had just arrived home. ”

"Brother Dongdong, you've got a great time! That way we can do a lot of things in a day! Jian Yunchuan said without hesitation, "Then let's go clean up the kitchen now!" ”

"Good!" Wei Xiangdong nodded kindly, picked up the little goblin and walked to the kitchen.

"Brother Dongdong! Shoe! I haven't had any shoes on! Jian Yunchuan hurriedly put his arm around Wei Xiangdong's neck with one hand, and pointed to the indoor slippers on the ground with the other, and said eagerly.

"Alright! Actually, I want you to hang on me like this and watch me tidy up the kitchen by myself! Wei Xiangdong said solemnly, and then he couldn't help laughing.

According to the flow chart drawn up by Wei Xiangdong, the two of them smoothly completed the things of tidying up the kitchen, buying clothes, eating, taking a nap, and going to the supermarket to buy things. Before four o'clock, the two men went home with large bags in their hands.

Of course, what Jian Yunchuan was carrying were some light things such as clothes and snacks, those heavy vegetables and fruits, all of which were carried by Wei Xiangdong, who told him to have great strength! Such a strong labor force is wasted if you don't use it!

The little uncle has a very good sense of time, and when he said that he would arrive at four o'clock, he would never arrive before four o'clock. Therefore, Wei Xiangdong and Jian Yunchuan still have time to pack up the things they bought.

The newly bought clothes were cut and thrown into the washing machine for water and sterilized, snacks were placed on the coffee table, vegetables and fruits were brought into the kitchen, and Jian Yunchuan began to organize the ingredients.

"By the way, Brother Dongdong, what do the little uncle and the beautiful aunt next door like to eat? Are their tastes heavy or light? Jian Yunchuan took out a large bunch of supermarket-bought Jufeng grapes and asked while washing them.

"My little uncle's taste is very similar to mine, just do what I do! By the way, his appetite is no smaller than mine, so I'm going to work hard for you today and do more. I'll help, though! Wei Xiangdong said confidently.

"Okay!" Jian Yunchuan said happily, pulled off a grape, peeled it carefully, and sent it to Wei Xiangdong's mouth, "Brother Dongdong, you haven't said what the beautiful aunt likes to eat!" If she accidentally does something she doesn't like, that's bad! ”

Wei Xiangdong ate the sparkling grape into his mouth, and at the same time "inadvertently" ate the fingers on Jian Yunchuan's hand that were stained with grape juice, bit it lightly with his teeth, and then licked it carefully with his tongue before letting go.

Wei Xiangdong said casually: "I actually don't know that aunt well, and I really don't know her taste!" After all, the little uncle chased people so unsuccessfully, and I couldn't go forward to dislike people! And I look quite similar to my little uncle, and many people say that we are brothers! I'm afraid that if I talk to a beautiful aunt like this, I will be affected by my little uncle! ”

"By the way, this grape is really good, sweet and sour, very delicious!" Wei Xiangdong said, also peeled a grape, and fed it to Jian Yunchuan's mouth, "Do you want to eat one?" ”

If you have something to eat, of course you have to eat! Without thinking, Jian Yunchuan swallowed the grapes that Wei Xiangdong fed to his mouth in one gulp, and habitually licked the juice on Wei Xiangdong's fingers.

"The juice is also quite sweet, and it can't be wasted!" Jian Yunchuan thought like this, and had no extra thoughts about Wei Xiangdong taking his finger into his mouth and biting and licking it just now! On the contrary, I am very happy, the backer is like him, and he saves food!

"What then? Why don't you call your little uncle and see if he knows? Jian Yunchuan said helplessly.

ps: Thank you Liu Yilan for rewarding again~~~~~ \(≧▽≦)/ Lalala