Chapter 1 Not being human and beast is the greatest happiness of traversing
Lin Qingqing is a good girl, she only talked about a boyfriend at the age of 27, not to mention the long-distance relationship is still a sister and brother relationship with a slight sense of fashion. Fortunately, she is petite, fair-skinned and coquettish, otherwise the three-year age difference is really impossible to see. After all, three years old is a generation gap this year!
Her boyfriend He Lian is a southerner and is a bit machismo, but he is not bad to Lin Qingqing. Even if the two are in a long-distance relationship, they only see each other a few times a year. Of course, it's not because people are incapable. As a good young man with a height of 180, good eyebrows, and the president of the student union during school, it is not that no one chases.
But people just fell in love with Lin Qingqing's old grass. Why, you ask? Of course, it's because Lin Qingqing's woman is obviously good-looking, and she has a big wave of 36C, but she hasn't been in love yet!
It's not easy to find a yellow flower girl who no one has to handle these days! It's out of her own mouth. What his dad means is that if he is a man, he has to chase a woman who is completely his own! A woman who has been treated by so many men must be too casual, oh no, it's too casual! He is afraid that his son, who has a good character and is calm and affectionate, will suffer!
Of course, Lin Qingqing didn't know her boyfriend's thoughts. Even if you know, it's nothing. Isn't it common for men to have a debut? Besides, she just accepted the sister-brother love because He Lian's body had not been touched by other women, okay?
In this way, the two people who have different thoughts are in love, they are getting along well, and they are going to talk about marriage. Lin Qingqing even planned to break her vows to eat meat before marriage, who knew that an accident would change her bright future......
It was a weekend, and as an office girl who took a single day off, Lin Qingqing's weekends were always spent in bed. That day was no exception, Lin Qingqing, who slept until ten o'clock in the morning, heard a call from his man in a daze, and accidentally knocked over the water cup on the bedside table in the process of reaching out and fumbling for his mobile phone......
So, the unexpected happened.
Lin Qingqing rubbed his arms, put his hands to his mouth and sighed, raised his eyes to look around, vigilantly and carefully observing the unfamiliar environment around him.
In the endless plains, you can faintly see a few lonely trees in the distance, the ground under your feet is overgrown with dead grass, there is a gentle river flowing beside you, and occasionally you can see a few strange big fish jumping from it......
Where the hell is this?
Oh no, Lin Qingqing touched his cold head and felt that it was better to find out what was going on first! Even if she didn't wake up, she remembered that at the last moment of her consciousness, she was still lying on her big comfortable bed.
She was about to answer the phone, but accidentally knocked over the water glass? And then what? She remembers that under her bedside table, there is an electric plug bar, right? The plug of the electric blanket that I had to do in winter happened to be plugged into it at the time? So, she magically opened the door to another world?!
Lin Qingqing sneered a few times, saying that God was definitely not his own grandfather on duty at that time! Otherwise, when she didn't have a man for more than 20 years, she couldn't wear it, why did she proudly grab a little fresh meat in her hand and wear it before she could eat it?!
As a senior otaku girl, Lin Qingqing never believed that she was being mischievoked and sent into the wild. Ma Dan, who has never intersected with the second generation of local tyrants, who can have so much energy to get her from the rental house to the wilderness unconsciously?
So, this must be a crossing!
Looking at the desolate environment around her, Lin Qingqing was a little melancholy, did she not land in the large forest rich in species, does it mean that her crossing is relatively safe? At the very least, you don't have to worry about playing a human or beast in the future, right?
With a long sigh, Lin Qingqing looked up at the sun, raised his feet and walked towards the big tree in the distance. The first rule of survival in the wild, when you get lost, don't panic, don't mess up. Calm your mind and determine your direction.
Direction was very simple to her. If she were on Earth, she would normally be able to distinguish between east and west, north and south by relying only on the sun. Who knows where she is now? The revolution and rotation are not necessarily easy to do here!
The dead grass under my feet is a little hard, and it is very prickly to step on it. For Lin Qingqing, who has no shoes, this is really worse. After looking around for a while, she thought about it and felt that she still couldn't be too accurate about the quality of life at this time. For an all-natural handicraft like straw sandals, you can't expect them to appear out of thin air in the middle of nowhere.
Therefore, her feet can only be naked!
Walking slowly and leisurely under the big tree, Lin Qingqing's extremely calm head was running at high speed. Her father died early, her mother did not remarry, her brother was already in college, and he still applied for student loans. She has 50,000 or 60,000 yuan in her card, and there are still more than 100,000 yuan in the passbook in her mother's hand, and if she saves a little flower, it will be enough for her mother and her brother to live for a few years. When the time comes, as soon as her brother graduates and works, he will have an income. Not to mention that her mother is in good health, and she earns more money than her dead salary......
Thinking about it this way, she has nothing to worry about except that she is afraid that they will be too sad! As for herself? Lin Qingqing looked down at her feet that were scratched by the withered grass, and snorted coldly, she had long known that she was in the world, and she couldn't help herself. No matter how hard you try, you can't resist God coldly giving you a hammer!
So, go with the flow and do what you want.
Finally moved to the bottom of the big tree, Lin Qingqing carefully observed the trunk of the big tree and the growth of the grass and trees under it. In the middle of the night, she "snapped" and reached out and slapped herself. Idiot, I know it's not the earth, do you think that the sunny place must be the south?! Besides, even on the earth, the sunny ones don't have to be southern, okay?!
Leaning over and pinching his sore legs, Lin Qingqing sat on the grass with his ass. Looking up at the sun in the sky, she felt like she had to replan. With her 180 years of not exercising, her physique may not be as good as the body of an aunt dancing in the square, and it is impossible to walk to a populated place by herself!
So, drill wood for fire!
Wolf smoke is the king of delivering news, okay?
Don't ask her why she thinks she will succeed in drilling wood for fire, or why she thinks that if she puts a fire in the field, people will be able to see her. Lin Qingqing responsibly told everyone that she always firmly believed that she was God's own granddaughter, and her grandfather did not send her here to starve to death if she couldn't even live a day......
What about the facts?
After dragging the bloody little stump around several times, picking up enough dead branches, and experiencing countless failures, Lin Qingqing finally saw a spark of hope. Lighting the hay under the dead branches, watching the sparks jump a little bit, slowly "crackling" and burning, Lin Qingqing slowly breathed a sigh of relief.
Next, it's better to fight for luck!
However, looking at the branches that were obviously dry and had no water, but produced so much black smoke, Lin Qingqing smiled. Finally, God is not kind to her......
When the sun in the sky shifted from the middle to the other side, Lin Qingqing finally waited for her happiness. Listening to the sound of "dong dong dong" in the distance, Lin Qingqing stood on a big stone and looked into the distance, I don't know if the person who came was a rough and sturdy real man, with a body of tendon meat, eight-pack abdominal muscles, long legs, and a good ......
When the group of real men in Lin Qingqing's heart approached, she looked at it fixedly, choked suddenly, rolled her eyes, and fainted.
Before falling into darkness, she was still thinking, Nima, Tarzan of the Apes! What about the unhuman and beast that you said you would?!