"Does this have anything to do with martial arts novels?" Liu Yuanshan looked at Yunyang with some puzzlement, even Shui Linglong on the side looked at Yunyang with a touch of doubt on her face, although she stayed in the real world for a long time, but the TV series she watched was basically that kind of fairy tale drama except for idol dramas, as for martial arts dramas, this girl didn't watch them at all, in Shui Linglong's words, martial arts dramas were too fake, and they couldn't be compared with the real ancient martial arts world, not only him, but the people in the family, including the two girls, didn't watch it, and their reasons were ridiculous.

Aunt Linglong said, it's all fake, our dad is better than the martial arts masters inside, and those people are not our dad's opponents.

"Of course it does." Looking at Liu Yuanshan's idiot look, Yun Yang also said a little depressed, "Don't you people study in addition to eating and practicing in the mountain gate on weekdays?" ”

"How can you not read it, which one of the subsets of scripture and history will not read?" Liu Yuanshan retorted, "If you don't believe it, you can ask Senior Sister Shui, she can definitely testify." ”

"That's not what I'm talking about, I mean, don't you have any other books to read besides normal reading and writing?" Yun Yang said with a smile.

"This is really not, because in the eyes of those people, only these things can make the disciples have integrity, so there is no introduction of those messy things, so if you have something, just say it, there is no need to beat around the bush at all." Shui Linglong, as the person who came over, had the most right to speak, and after coming into contact with the real world, Shui Linglong also realized that this matter seemed a little wrong, but there was nothing to do, her own strength was no way to confront the entire ancient martial arts world no matter what, so she didn't say anything, because she knew that even if she said it herself, it was useless, and no one would believe her words.

"You think, if you are confined, someone will always bring you food, maybe it will be your little junior sister at that time, and then it will be just the two of you, maybe something will happen to the two of you, don't you think this is a good thing?" Yun Yang said out loud with a gossip on his face, "Maybe you can be a father in advance, what do you think?" ”

"I don't think it's good, what kind of logic are you, if my master knows this, he will definitely kill me." Liu Yuanshan glared at Yunyang fiercely and said angrily, I thought that this guy could give him any constructive advice, but I didn't expect it to be such a bad idea, and I actually thought that something would happen when the little junior sister delivered the meal, this must not happen.

"What's this, if your little junior sister is really pregnant, if you are killed by your master, there may be something big going to happen to your little junior sister, so human nature, I deduce, you two may be able to get married as soon as possible, what do you think?" Yunyang said with a smile, "If you get married, I think I will prepare a big red envelope for you at that time, which will definitely satisfy you." ”

"I wanted to chat with you and relieve my nervousness, but I didn't expect you to be still here, you are really angry with me, it seems useless to be angry with people like you, I still don't get angry." Liu Yuanshan stood up, took a few breaths of fresh air, and said loudly, "I'd better go, I won't be an eyesore here, I still want to see the good scenery around here." ”

"You can think about my Jianyì." Yunyang shouted at Liu Yuanshan, but what he got was indeed Liu Yuanshan's disdainful middle finger, which made Yunyang depressed, what are you doing, this has nothing to do with me at all, okay or not, now that I have more children getting married, what is the fuss.

It's just that Yunyang seems to have forgotten one thing, that is, it seems that the people who marry with children are people from the real world, not people from the ancient martial arts world, if you marry with children in the ancient martial arts world, this is absolutely not good, you will be arrested and soaked in the pig cage.

"What kind of bullshit are you, if you are really happy by then, it will be difficult to clean up." Shui Linglong retreated angrily, and Yun Yang said loudly.

Yunyang shook his head disapprovingly, and said loudly, "Is this the normal feeling of people, if there is no mutual affection, we would not know where to go, one by one, we are secretive, and we are very hairy." ”

"The thinking there is different from ours, so you can't look at them with the eyes of modern people, you know, otherwise these people will definitely go crazy, maybe when the time comes, the raw rice will really be cooked, and their old man will definitely go to you for trouble." Shui Linglong smiled and said, "But when the time comes, it's okay to leave this kind of thing to the master to deal with, how to say that they are also a generation, so let's not follow the blind participation." ”

"Haven't you also been reduced to the earth?" Yun Yang said with a smile, "If it weren't for the fact that there were too many things during this time, you might really be pregnant, how would you explain it then?" ”

"Explain what, I will raise it at home when the time comes, and when I will give birth to the child, I will come out again." Shui Linglong said disapprerovingly, "I think no one in the villa will find out the clues, besides, the people in the ancient martial arts world will not be so boring as to spy on a pregnant woman, it is estimated that the first one to jump out will be the master." ”

Yun Yang glanced at Shui Linglong in surprise, originally this girl wanted to come here with a big belly and make some so-called suitors die, but now it is such an idea, which makes Yun Yang also cry and laugh, women, they are really fickle.

"What do you think I do, do I have flowers on my face?" Shui Linglong was uncomfortable when Yun Yang saw it, and couldn't help but say out loud.

Yunyang said with a smile, "It's not that you have flowers on your face, I think you're very cute now, if it weren't for the fact that there might be people around anytime and anywhere, I really want to go crazy with you here, the scenery here is so good, it must feel good." ”

"Can you think of something else in your head, here, do you want me or not, when this matter is over, you still take Allure to find a barren mountain, you can do whatever you want, and absolutely no one will say anything about you at that time, what do you think?" Yun Yang's mind jumped so far all of a sudden, making Shui Linglong completely speechless, this hateful guy is too much, at this time, he is still thinking about these things, man, it is really an animal that thinks with the lower body.

But Shui Linglong seems to ignore one point, if men are not animals who think in the lower body, then women are not so sought-after, and the so-called so-called battles for women will not happen, which makes some women lose their value in the hearts of men.

"That's a good idea, Barren Mountain." Yunyang* didn't think too much about it at all, nodded and said, "But it seems to be a little panicked there, it's better to wait until the matter here is over, let's find a time to go to the African desert, where birds don't lay eggs and rabbits don't, and then we can still go crazy." ”

"Do you want to burn us all to death, even if we don't, the intense sun there will tan us." Shui Linglong looked at Yun Yang dissatisfiedly and said, "When we get dark, you guy can go to find other white women in a grand manner." ”

"White people are whiter than you, why don't I go look for it." Yun Yang rolled his eyes, is there nothing at all, "I mean to take you to see the largest desert in the world, feel the feeling of galloping in it, besides, the skin color of wheat also seems to be quite good?" ”

"Who knows how many women you had sex with before you met Sister Chen Xi?" Shui Linglong seems to have grasped this problem and not let go.

"Wait, I'll do the math." Yun Yang snapped his fingers and began to count, "Rice, Germany, France, Italy, Stars and Stripes, Islands, and the Philippines." ”

Listening to Yun Yang's counts one by one, Shui Linglong's face instantly darkened, and looking at Yun Yang's eyes were full of murderous intent, "You bastard, you actually fucked so many women." ”

"No, how is it possible, absolutely impossible." Seeing that Shui Linglong was about to get angry, Yun Yang hurriedly said comfortingly, "A man's energy is limited, even if I think so in my heart, but do you think I have that much energy, if I sleep, do I still have such combat effectiveness now, I just said this, how could I sleep with so many women." ”

"Aren't you cultivating something, who knows?" Shui Linglong pouted and said, but she was extremely happy in her heart, at least, this man didn't lie to himself.

"If you don't believe it, then there's nothing I can do, I can't investigate this thing one by one, when I finish investigating, it is estimated that it will be decades later, do you think this is still interesting?" Yun Yang looked at Shui Linglong and said loudly, "In the future, I will spend these decades by your side." ”

"That's pretty much it." Shui Linglong's face finally showed a smile, and she hugged Yunyang's head and kissed it, "Reward you." ”

"But you should know what I want to do the most?" Dizzy toothpaste looked at Shui Linglong pitifully and said out loud.

Shui Linglong looked down at Yunyang's small tent, with a touch of shyness on her face, and said loudly, "Didn't we all say that this kind of thing must not happen during the competition, and I also agreed to your excessive request, you can't go back on your own." ”

"How can this be you, my heart is thinking about when this damn competition will be over, and when the time comes, I can just do it, and the bullets that have been held for a long time may really be able to win the bid." Yun Yang said with a yearning face, it's okay if this kind of thing doesn't come, but once it sets a precedent, it will be out of control, and it will definitely make people feel very scary.

"But I think I should call Allure when the time comes, I'm not your opponent alone."

"I don't have a problem with this, but if someone finds out about your appearance, I don't care." Yun Yang said with a smile, thinking about the upcoming picture Yun Yang felt his blood boiling.

Shui Linglong also seemed to realize it, stuck out her tongue, and said loudly, "If that's the case, this matter will be left at that, I don't want them to laugh at me when they go back, it's a big deal that I'm tired." ”

Looking at Shui Linglong's righteous and awe-inspiring look, Yunyang directly poured a basin of cold water on his head and face, "What do you mean that you are tired, it is clear that I am tired or not, you just have to enjoy it." ”

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." Shui Linglong glanced at Yunyang fiercely, and said loudly, "You can also have a good rest here, you can sleep for a while, and I will call you later." ”

"You hold me, I sleep in your arms." Yun Yang directly pulled Shui Linglong over, leaned on Shui Linglong's softness, and rubbed it, "It's still that feeling." ”

Shui Linglong is angry, how can there be such an excessive person.