Chapter 71: "Batman" is on fire
Liu Xiao was puzzled for a while, how could Jiang Yisu's domineering president temperament weaken a little?
Since having a younger brother, her personality has become gentle.
Also, her physique is a little weak, so I have to help her make up for it.
Liu Xiao brushed out a few small fairy vegetables from the treasure chest.
Scrambled eggs with tomatoes:
The eggs are actually phoenix eggs that were exchanged from the Tiangong group.
Sweet and sour tenderloin: The tenderloin is edible unicorn meat, which has been specially processed, and Jiang Yisu will not have any discomfort after eating it.
Pulling silk yam: Yam is planted in the back garden of the Antarctic Immortal, with aura, Liu Xiao let the Antarctic Immortal Weng, weaken the aura, so that mortals can accept and digest.
Braised beef: It is the exclusive supply of the imperial dining room of the Heavenly Palace, and the Tota Li Tianwang tribute was given to the Jade Emperor, from which two pieces were intercepted, and Liu Xiao exchanged it for three cans of beer.
Fruit salad: Liu Xiao mixed Ganoderma lucidum seedlings in it, and the Ganoderma lucidum seedlings just came out, which was a special offering on the edge of Yao Chi, Liu Xiao forgot, who got it from, anyway, it was the people around the queen mother, who secretly took it out and exchanged it for a pack of skittles.
Liu Xiaogang brought the fairy vegetables to Jiang Yisu's room, but he didn't have time to eat them.
"Ding... Successfully promote the Heavenly Palace Junzi Orchid to the mortal realm and get 1 Black Diamond!"
【Ding!System Task Released!】
【Task content】:
Chivalrous and righteous.
[Task Duration]:
"24 hours!"
【Quest Rewards】:
"1 Golden Diamond!"
"Ding..."
Liu Xiao glanced at his phone:
The last one was sent by Jiang Yueran.
Although the text message was sent, it could still be seen that Jiang Yueran's tone was still in the state of the squad leader when he was a child.
Jiang Yueran: Come out! I have something to discuss with you.
Jiang Yueran went to school with Liu Xiao since he was a child, and he was his class president, often helping him with his homework, and he did not train Liu Xiao.
Therefore, until now, the tone of voice is still that condescending.
Liu Xiao: Send a position, my beauty.
Jiang Yueran: (a location map)
Jiang Yueran: Die Liu Xiao! You give me honesty, don't let me be in my heart!(angry, fire-breathing expression)
Liu Xiao: What you said is YY, I won't, I want to think about it, just go directly, so that you can't guard against it (cover your mouth and smiling face)
Jiang Yueran: Less nonsense, in less than ten minutes, I will kill you (knife!).
Liu Xiao: It doesn't take ten minutes, six minutes, one more second, and let you cut me!
Jiang Yueran (vomiting blood!)
Liu Xiao has car skills, coupled with his Fengshen car, he will definitely be able to arrive in five minutes, stop and walk in half a minute, no problem.
5 minutes 59 seconds.
Jiang Yueran suddenly felt that there was a heat behind her ears, and she hurriedly turned around.
"Ugh!"
It was Liu Xiao, who was poking his nose out and sniffing deeply.
The most infuriating thing is that his nose has touched his neck.
"You're a dog!" Jiang Yueran reached out and grabbed him by the collar, gritted his teeth, and hit him the chin.
"Yes, you've always known that I was a dog. ”
"Get out!" Jiang Yueran let go of him, "What do you smell?"
"It's fragrant. Liu Xiao is usually serious, and only when he is in private with Jiang Yueran, he dares to smile a few words.
"I smell your body, it's fragrant, so drunk. ”
Jiang Yueran twisted his cheeks with both hands and force, and said with an ice face: "You bully me again!"
was twisted and pinched by Jiang Yueran, Liu Xiao didn't think there was anything, boys were used to be bullied by girls.
Moreover, Jiang Yueran is his best friend, it's not a big deal, before he saw Jiang Yisu, Liu Xiao's body was only Jiang Yueran could touch, hit, twist, and pinch.
The two never felt anything, provided that there were no outsiders.
If in public, when special acquaintances are there, the two of them immediately return to the appearance of ordinary friends.
Jiang Yueran said angrily: "You speak seriously, otherwise I will slap your face into a pizza." ”
"I'm not serious," Liu Xiao finally had a private space with her, how could she talk seriously, "I'm telling the truth, really, your body is very fragrant." ”
He deliberately put the word "body" and said it was particularly ambiguous.
"It's as fragrant as when I was a kid. ”
"Poof!" Jiang Yueran's body collapsed, and she was about to give up, this Liu Xiao had never passed by with herself, skin, hippie, hateful, she simply followed his words and said:
"Hey, by the way, my classmates all say that I have incense on my body. ”
"yes, I'm not wrong. Liu Xiao squeezed his eyes at her.
"Also, they said I had turned white too. "Speaking of which. Jiang Yueran was beautiful in her heart.
Of course, she knew that it was Liu Xiao's credit that she became white, beautiful, and fragrant.
"That bottle of Luoshui whitening liquid is really easy to use, my classmates asked me to buy it for them, where did you get it?"
Liu Xiao was serious this time, and shook his head vigorously: "I can't buy it, I can't buy it for 10,000 bottles." ”
"Then you..."Jiang Yueran frowned, "Stole?"
"Cut, what are you talking about, am I that kind of person?" Liu Xiao mysteriously leaned into her ear and whispered:
"If you use it, I can still get it, and if someone wants to buy it, even if it costs 10 million, I won't sell it. ”
As he spoke, he bit lightly on her little earlobe.
Jiang Yueran was numb and slapped him a few times.
"You're such a. ”
"How... Start biting now!"
Liu Xiao smiled sweetly: "I haven't bitten you for a long time, I think about it." ”
This bite made Jiang Yueran's ears warm and her heart surging, remembering that when she was a child, the two of them fought all day long.
Sometimes, Jiang Yueran would press Liu Xiao to the head of the bed, ride on his body, and twist his ears and cheeks.
He always hugged his waist, giggled, and was never in a hurry.
She looked at Liu Xiao, her heart full of happiness.
He is really good to himself, he doesn't sell 10 million, as long as he uses it himself, he will get it.
When any girl hears this, she will be moved.
Liu Xiao gently poked Jiang Yueran's small waist with his fingers.
"Tell me, what are you looking for me?"
Finally got down to business.
Jiang Yueran took out his mobile phone and swiped out the video.
"Look, the video I shot is going viral!"
Her proud expression was overflowing.
Liu Xiao took a look, it was the video of 'Batman' taken by Jiang Yueran, which was forwarded and played 100 million times on the Mars video website.
Jiang Yueran pointed to the icon in the upper left corner and said:
"Look, I registered a username, and the website specially added a V mark to me!"
"Look at it, the tips are more than 30,000 yuan. ”
Liu Xiao looked at it seriously, and the V mark, 'Yueran Perspective', was naturally Jiang Yueran's registered account.
Not only has it been reprinted and played more than 100 million, but it has also formed a huge fan base.
A lot of people have become fans of Batman.
Self-built Batman's group.
The name of the message is also automatically added with 'Batman's little brother', 'I am Batman's lackey'.