"Why hasn't the wedding started yet?" Jin Xiaoer had seaweed on top of his head, a waterproof high-definition telescope in his hand, and soaked in the sea water under his neck in a blue diving suit, yawning impatiently!

"I said I'd come up later, but you didn't listen!" J's face was cold, he was really crazy to send this boring little woman back to see her brother's wedding, he was really brain-dead, so he would swim out of the fishing boat with her and float to the surface of the sea, hiding next to the reef in a wetsuit, and hiding for hours.

No one invited him here, so wouldn't there be nothing to do if she was released? Don't think that if he's by her side, she'll be grateful to him...... Xiao Er was angry, obviously she could get home when she went ashore, but this frustrated man didn't let her go home, and only allowed her to hide here and watch with a telescope from afar!

"How do you understand how anxious I am?" Xiao Er pursed his lips, "Otherwise, you let me go up, I will go to the wedding in person, you can go back!" ”

"No way!" Don't even think about it, J picked up the seaweed on the top of his head, from time to time there were jumping fish or seabirds landing on top of his head, he has always had a habit of cleanliness and didn't know which tendon was wrong, but he was willing to lie on a reef with her and look into the distance.

"Humph!" Xiao Er's nose was sour, and after watching it for so long, Bugatti went over one after another, not only did she not see her parents and sister-in-law, but she also kept jumping small fish and shrimp on her face.

"Wait!"

As soon as the words came out, J himself was startled, is this man who is both patient and gentle is him? He thought that he must have had an auditory hallucination just now, and he couldn't have said such considerate words to a woman!

"If you don't let me go up, I'll put arsenic in the egg fried rice and poison you in the future!" Xiao Er is both sad and aggrieved.

"Last time you said arsenic was a better thing than coffee!" J's cold eyes looked at the little woman next to him whose tears were about to fall, knowing that she was angry, but he was childish!

"Hmph, if you rob an innocent girl and don't let her go home to attend her brother's wedding, there will definitely be retribution, maybe no woman will marry you in this life!" I really wanted to hit him, Xiao Er's fist in the sea water clenched and released, released and clenched, I couldn't stand it, she shouted into his ear: "If you know what you want, let me go quickly!" ”

"No way!"

"Why not?"

"You're gone, no one makes me egg fried rice!"

"I can't teach you how to cook it!"

"If they do it so badly, I'll kill someone!"

What kind of logic is this, is he praising her or belittling her? Xiao Er was stunned, "Do you mean that my scrambled egg fried rice is unpalatable?!" ”

It's unpalatable, but he still eats so delicious? It's unpalatable, and he still tells her to do it every day?

"Do you think your craft is good?" J nostrils snorted coldly, "The world is so sinister, and I live a life of licking blood from the edge of a knife...... But after eating the egg fried rice you made, I feel that the world is much better in an instant, if I can even eat that big plate of black things, what difficulties in the world can stump me?! ”

"Daddy?" Beautiful for your second uncle! Xiao Er was almost dizzy, she thought how well she fried herself, she thought he really liked to eat...... It turns out that she used her carefully made egg fried rice as bitter gall and coptis!

People are lying on their salaries to taste their gall, and this stinky man is lying on their salaries to taste fried rice!

"You promised to make me egg fried rice for a year!" J watched Xiao Er's face change, and his mood instantly beat with a little joy like a candle lit in a gloomy world!

"Eat it to death!" Xiao Er was so angry that his teeth itched.

"Don't keep cursing me, you said before that I had no woman in my life, and now you say that you want to eat me to death!" J's voice was tepid, "If you really say it, you will be responsible for me!" ”

"Then I wish you a lot of women, and women all over the world love you, okay? Then, I also wish you that you will never die in this life, and you will never die old! ”

"Good!" J nodded, "You'd better wish like this, otherwise no woman will take a fancy to me, and when you grow up, I'll marry you, and if I die, you'll be widowed!" ”

"Phew!" Xiao Eryi spit out several mouthfuls of saliva in a row, and she grabbed J's neck, "Quick, you also spit a few mouthfuls of saliva, what you just said doesn't work!" "She shouldn't marry this perverted man!

"Phew! Turin, Turin, Turin, Turin, I just said! ”

"I must have owed you a debt in my last life, and I will only meet you in this life!" Xiao Er has wanted to cry without tears.