Chapter 326: Just a joke

Jiang Shaoyou smiled slightly, raised his handcuffed hands, took out a wallet from his jacket pocket, and then took out a document from the wallet with difficulty with two fingers, handed it to the two policemen, and said, "I'm sorry...... Actually, I am a soldier, with the rank of captain, in terms of rank...... Probably about the same as your branch chief! And the department I belong to is quite special, so ...... If you want to take me back for interrogation, you'll have to say hello to my superiors. Otherwise, if you just take me away so quietly...... I'm afraid that I will be treated as a spy or spy who spies on military secrets, hehe...... To put it mildly, don't look at the fact that you can still show off your might here with me today, but wait until tomorrow...... Oh no! Tonight, to be exact...... The two of you should be able to evaporate directly from the world! So...... If you don't want to say hello to my chief first, then I advise you to take advantage of the time to say goodbye to your family, and if you have anything to explain, you should make it clear as soon as possible, lest your daughter-in-law not even find where your family's passbook is hidden, which will not be good! ”

"You...... You think we're so easy to deceive, don't you? ”

When the young policeman heard Jiang Shaoyou's words, he first expressed his disbelief, but ...... When he snatched the military ID card in Jiang Shaoyou's hand and looked at it, the cold sweat on his forehead immediately burst out densely.

"Brother Ma...... Take a look...... This one...... It should be fake! The young policeman handed his military ID card to his companion, and said in a slightly trembling voice: "You have caught those who applied for forgeries before, and destroyed one of their dens, so you should know more about forging documents, take a closer look...... Alas, I said that now these fake certificates are really becoming more and more rampant, and all documents are counterfeited! Forget about ID cards, graduation certificates, etc., and now even dare to fake military ID cards! Hum...... I can get caught with this fake certificate when I go back, otherwise ...... Lao Tzu must let him sit in prison! ”

The slightly older policeman also sensed the severity of the situation, took the military ID card, turned it over and looked at it for a long time, then slowly shook his head and said, "This...... The document looks ...... It seems to ...... That one...... Not quite like ...... It doesn't look like a fake......"

"What! No way...... Is this kid really a captain soldier? ”

When the young policeman heard this, his face suddenly changed again, and then he put on a smiling face, turned his head and bent slightly to Jiang Shaoyou, and said, "This...... I'm sorry for the misunderstanding...... Misunderstanding! If I had known that you were a captain, how would I suspect that you were a member of a theft ring! What a misunderstanding...... Let you be wronged, I am here to solemnly apologize to you, and I hope that you will forgive me this time regardless of the villain! ”

As he spoke, the policeman took out a key from his pocket and wanted to take off the handcuffs that Jiang Shaoyou had just put on his wrist.

"Hey...... Don't! Jiang Shaoyou didn't give him this opportunity, and immediately took a step back, saying, "Such a beautiful pair of bracelets, I just put them on, and I haven't enjoyed them yet, how can I take them off so quickly!" ”

As soon as the policeman saw that Jiang Shaoyou didn't let him take off his handcuffs, the cold sweat that was just beads of sweat just now suddenly mixed up and flowed down in an uproar.

He'd heard of it before...... The people in the military have always been the most protective, and even if their people are left outside to kill people and set fires, it will have to be dealt with by themselves, and they will go to the military court to judge, and if the local police put their military people ...... Especially if some officers are disposed of, then you will wait to be retaliated against by the military!

Not to mention...... The department column on the military ID card in front of me is actually marked with the word "confidential", so you can imagine it...... This person would definitely not be an ordinary soldier, if he was a member of a state military secret unit, but he was arrested by the small policemen in these two places...... People don't even need evidence at all, as long as they suspect that their purpose is not pure, and they are suspected of spying on military secrets, they can be killed with one shot! And it is estimated that when the time comes, if someone is killed, the body will not be left for them, and his family will not be able to find a place even if they want to cry out for grievances, as Jiang Shaoyou said just now...... Then it will be called the evaporation of the world!

Seeing the panicked looks of these two policemen, Jiang Shaoyou couldn't help sneering in his heart, but on the surface, he still looked smiling, and said very "kindly": "How is it...... Why don't you contact my chief first! Well...... Why don't I tell you the personal phone number of our commander? Can you talk to our commander about my problem first? Not...... Supposedly, with the two of you, you are really not qualified to talk to our commander directly, but there is no way! Who made me a special person? Don't look at me as just a small captain officer, but I am directly led by a commander with the rank of major general, and others really can't control me here! So...... If you want to arrest me, you can only talk directly to our commander! ”

The two policemen were even more dizzy when they heard this...... What the hell is this guy doing? It's actually directly under the leadership of a general! This...... Just the two of them, and they directly chatted with the commander of the major general? And to arrest the general's men? Wipe...... It's better to say that it's more straightforward to find death!

"Don't mind......" said the young policeman, "where are we going to arrest you?" This...... Just kidding you, don't take it seriously! And the case we received before has nothing to do with you at all, and the person who called the police hasn't even mentioned you as a person, so how can we really arrest you back? ”

Jiang Shaoyou said with a surprised face: "Huh...... No way! Are you really kidding me? ”

"Yes, yes, yes...... It's just a joke, a joke! The two policemen said with a www.biquge.info of fun.

"A joke...... That's it! Jiang Shaoyou shook the handcuffs in his hand, and said with a cold face: "Am I very familiar with you?" You're kidding me like that? ”

Seeing Jiang Shaoyou's face change again, the two policemen suddenly trembled, but since they said that just now, they could only bite to death and joke, otherwise this matter would be even more unfinished, and they could only bite the bullet and say again and again: "I'm sorry...... We just like to joke more, and we made you such a joke without your consent, hehe...... If you're not having fun, take the handcuffs off and leave that for now! Belch...... Why don't you wait for our brothers to invite you to the seafood restaurant for a meal, even if we make amends to you, do you think it's okay? ”

Jiang Shaoyou said with a straight face: "Just eat...... All I want to know now is that you just handcuffed me just as a joke, or if you actually wanted to arrest me? ”

Faced with such a choice, of course the two policemen did not dare to choose the latter, so they could only bite the bullet and say: "Of course it's just a harmless joke, hehe...... You're not really angry, are you? ”

Jiang Shaoyou didn't pay any more attention to these two people, turned his head and shouted to the other side of the corridor: "Minister He, did you hear that?" Hehe...... These two police comrades are really humorous! If you have nothing to do, you can carry a pair of handcuffs around and joke with people, and you can handcuff whoever is funny, and call it a harmless joke! Belch...... Our police comrades in Shamen are really humorous! Such a good news material, why don't you interview it properly! ”

"Okay......

As soon as Jiang Shaoyou's voice fell, he saw He Changfa walking out with a solemn face, and said as he walked: "It's just too unusual!" In recent years, the police have repeatedly carried out personnel education and training, advocating civilized and standardized law enforcement...... But in this circle, it is inevitable that there will be some black sheep, a fish in a pot of soup, so that our police prestige is lost! As the propaganda minister of Shamen, I have the responsibility to supervise the special authority of the police for the citizens, and I will definitely bring these ugly phenomena to the news in the shortest possible time! ”

He Changfa took out a high-pixel mobile phone from his body as he spoke, and then shot wildly at Jiang Shaoyou and the others!

Where did the two policemen think that at this time, there would be a propaganda minister popping out of the hospital! As police officers, although these two are small roles with the lowest status, they are in such a power department, and they are usually very concerned about some news and personnel changes in the city, so they ...... I usually really saw He Changfa's appearance on TV, but at this time, the two were compared, and I immediately knew that what He Changfa said was really right, this is the propaganda minister who is like a fake! A capable person who holds the news mouthpiece of the whole county!

If Minister He really sent these photos to the newspaper office in a back, and then accompanied it with a report, it would say that the two policemen were full of food, and they would play with handcuffs when they were idle, and only after they were handcuffed would they tell people that they were making a "harmless joke", and such an article would be published as soon as it was published...... Well, it's completely conceivable that the two of them will have to anger the citizens of the city, and then they will become street rats, and it is estimated that they will be smashed with rotten eggs wherever they go.

And the main thing is...... Their behavior is tantamount to discrediting the image of the police, and when the time comes, ...... They don't even need to be cleaned up by the angry citizens, and their superiors will be able to send them home directly!

The two of them were filled with remorse at that time...... You said that Jiang Shaoyou had nothing to do with them, they were idle, why did they have to provoke this great god! Now it's good to ...... It's like people slapping themselves over there, and they have to be curious to come forward and send their faces up to let people fan them...... You say how cheap this man must be!

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