"A newbie like you can go in the burlesque style, which can effectively cover up the mistakes in the performance."

After thinking about it for a while, Li Mengnan gave a position that is currently most suitable for Zhao Yingjun.

"Burlesque style? Is it to be a clown? Speaking of funny, Zhao Yingjun's first thought was McDonald's.

"No, not as a clown."

Li Mengnan picked up a magic prop box in the box, and then put in an egg that had been prepared a long time ago, and covered it with a cloth.

Zhao Yingjun's eyes widened, but he didn't show much anticipation, because he had already known that after pressing the mechanism, the flap inside would automatically flip over, dropping the things hidden in the back and the eggs.

But when the cloth is lifted, the egg is still an egg.

Zhao Yingjun didn't understand what this meant, and cast an inquiring look at Li Mengnan.

"It's a style of magic comedy, where the magician deliberately makes the magic fail to make it laugh, and then when the magic is successfully completed, the contrast between the front and back will further increase the visual impact of the whole magic show."

This style of burlesque is not common in the magic world, and it's not that no one wants to use it, mainly because many magicians nowadays are too handsome to express the embarrassing sense of antics when pretending to fail a magic trick.

Zhao Yingjun has no worries about this at all, with his short and fat mustache and a very contrasting name, even if he doesn't do anything, he has a natural comedic effect when he stands on the stage, which is a natural match for this burlesque style.

And because no one except the magic performer knows the whole magic performance process, even if there is an unexpected problem, because of the foreshadowing at the beginning, no one in the audience will think that this is a performance accident, but only that it is another magician's magic show.

As soon as the two of them finished checking all the magic props used for the performance, the curtain on the side of the backstage lounge suddenly opened, and a group of young girls who had just changed into their costumes came out of it, talking and laughing.

The appearance of these young girls immediately painted the whole backstage, and the neat and uniform dance costumes made them a dazzling whole, although any of them were not stunning, but so many young girls full of health and vitality standing together was a very eye-catching sight in itself.

The eyes of the nearby animals suddenly straightened, and their eyes swept over the girls' exposed slender waists and plump thighs with hunger, as if they might pounce on them at any moment and nibble on them.

If people's eyes could be shown as tangible as laser light, Li Mengnan could imagine that these girls' bodies must be densely packed with small green light spots now.

As for it? Aren't they just white thighs! It's like I haven't eaten meat for a few years, and is there any vegetarian who is a highly educated talent?

Li Mengnan took out his mobile phone and snapped the photo, while despising the turtles around him with an incomparable sense of psychological superiority.

After this group of girls appeared, Zhao Yingjun, who was originally holding his magic notes to study in a surprise manner, suddenly became excited, pulled Li Mengnan's arm and shook it vigorously, and whispered: "It's her!" It's her! That's ...... her."

“…… Our hero, Little Nezha? ”

There is always only one channel on the TV in the school cafeteria, and Li Mengnan has been brainwashed by the brain-dead cartoon recently, so he didn't even think about it, and the words that followed blurted out.

"Well, that's that Nezha...... Bah! What Nezha, it's that girl! Zhao Yingjun was abducted without noticing for a while.

"Oh? Your true daughter has appeared? ”

Li Mengnan followed Zhao Yingjun's line of sight, and sure enough, he saw a petite round-faced girl sandwiched between the group of girls in hot pants.

A pair of cartoon character-like big eyes flickering and blinking, long black hair hanging down on the shoulders, two bundles of fingers combed out separately on both sides of the head, two small horns tied up, very playfully picked on both sides, jumping up and down rhythmically with the movements of the body, jumping around left and right rhythmically, looking extremely cute.

To use a popular saying on the Internet, it almost makes people cry.

Although this girl is the shortest one in the whole group, she doesn't have a flat body without front and back, and she doesn't have any highlights like those convex and backward sits around, but with this cute baby face alone, she has become the most conspicuous storage in the whole team.

However, Li Mengnan knows very well that this sense of amazement is just similar to standing out from the crowd, oh, no, it should be the contrast of the chickens standing up and the cranes, and there is an obviously short Lori in a group of long-legged royal sisters, so there will naturally be a strong contrast cute.

Of course,I have to admit that this pseudo-Lori's foundation is still really good.,If you put Zhao Yingjun in the pile of future male models in the Fashion Institute.,The contrast is there.,Meng may not be able to find it.。

This story tells us a truth, the means can always only be auxiliary, without real strength, playing with means will only play oneself to death.

Shu Han was not angry, Zhuge Liang didn't toss out of Qishan for six times, and finally exhausted himself to death in Wuzhangyuan, Wei and Jin didn't have any top strategists, but they only relied on pushing all the way, and finally unified the troubled times of the Three Kingdoms.

The topic is far away.

"Sao Nian, you have a good eye!" Li Mengnan patted Zhao Yingjun's fleshy shoulder approvingly, and commented matter-of-factly: "This woman has clear eyes, blurts out without the slightest hesitation when she speaks, she must be a scheming and simple-minded person." The eyebrows are neat and tidy, the complexion is ruddy and bright, and the ** should still be a perfect body......"

"How does this sound familiar, you are possessed by Liang Sanbo?" Zhao Yingjun said strangely.

"Everything is knowledge, and all roads lead to Rome."

Li Mengnan's woman-watching technique is based on sophisticated psychological analysis, which is fundamentally different from Liang Sanbo's experience in picking up girls for many years.

However, Li Mengnan also has to admit that Liang Sanbo's experience is sometimes more reliable than his psychological analysis.

Sure enough, real knowledge comes from the front line of labor.

Zhao Yingjun scratched his head and smirked, hearing that his sweetheart was praised, his heart was overflowing with happiness...... Although it's still just a crush at the moment.

"What are you doing in a daze, go up and say hello!" Li Mengnan nudged Zhao Yingjun from behind and muttered in the direction of the girl.

Zhao Yingjun was so frightened that he hurriedly stepped back, waved his hand again and again, and said with a red fat face: "I...... I don't know her......"

"Without conditions, you won't try to create zào conditions? You can learn from Liang Sanbo, this is not good, and the pick-up skills are still very reliable. ”

Zhao Yingjun did see Liang Sanbo talking to a girl.

That time was when the four buddies who slept together came back from a dinner, and saw a beautiful woman eating potato chips on the road, Liang Sanbo immediately rushed over, and asked for potato chips with a shy face.

Because the behavior pattern of this product is so strange, the beauty didn't think about accosting her at all, so she asked curiously, what do you want my potato chips for?

Liang Sanbo's eyes were red at that time, and he said that he had just seen a cat in the grass, skinny and dying of hunger, and wanted to order potato chips to feed the cat.

The girl immediately felt that Liang Sanbo was really a sympathetic and good person, so she took the initiative to go with Liang Sanbo to feed the cat, Liang Sanbo took her to the nearby woods and shook around, and when she came out, her name and phone number were in hand.

However, Liang Sanbo was still a step late, and before he could find a chance to call the girl again, the other party was successfully won by a senior senior in the same department, and Liang Sanbo was so angry that he scratched the blackboard for almost ten minutes during self-study at night.

Although the ending may be a little off, I have to admit that this is a fairly classic case of successful pick-up.

"Yes...... She wasn't eating anything either...... "Zhao Yingjun obviously doesn't know what it means to live and learn.

"If you suddenly die one day, I will never doubt that you are stupid." Li Mengnan covered his face and said that he was desperate for Zhao Yingjun's emotional intelligence below the altitude, and hated him: "The primary goal of accosting is not to succeed, but to leave a deep enough impression on the other party...... You go to find a brick, walk over and ask her directly, Mushroom Liang, did you drop this brick? ”

"This ...... Will this work? Besides, there are no bricks here......" Zhao Yingjun looked frightened.

Li Mengnan felt that helping Zhao Yingjun pick up girls was simply the most wrong decision he had ever made in his life.

This kid is too real! Let what you are looking for really look for? Don't you understand what exaggerated rhetorical methods are? Even if you can figure it out with your toes, is there a brick to pick up a conversation?

Just when Li Mengnan was still grinding his teeth with Zhao Yingjun, an unexpected situation happened, a boy actually walked in front of the petite girl first.

Judging from the position where the boy is standing in the background, it seems that he is also a freshman enrolled this year, wearing a straight and gorgeous black dress supported by his tall figure is extremely stylish, with fair skin and good facial features, he has the feeling of a prince who walked out of a fairy tale.

As for whether he is handsome or not, Li Mengnan, who is of the same sex, is really hard to evaluate, but as soon as this boy appeared, the eyes of many girls around him obviously began to shine, I believe this should be very revealing.

"Reality is really more bloody than romance dramas, so soon love rivals will emerge? Handsome, I can't see that you kid still has the talent to be the leading actor in idol dramas......"

Li Mengnan put his elbow on Zhao Yingjun's shoulder and looked at him with pity.

Let your kid pretend to be pure! Now dumbfounded, right? could have been the original match, but now I can only be a junior......

"Beauty, your stuff has dropped."

The boy in the dress walked up to the petite girl and stretched out his hand, revealing a smile like a spring breeze, and the two rows of neat teeth seemed to be shining.

The petite girl didn't expect the other party to talk to her, she was obviously stunned for a moment, looked at the boy's empty hand, tilted her head and said with a confused face: "I don't seem to have dropped anything, and you don't have anything in your hand......"