The wedding banquet has been going on for an afternoon, and in the blink of an eye, the new moon has risen and the lights are on.

The royal palace of Chu was brightly lit and had a joyful atmosphere...... I'll go, happy wool, I saw everyone inside with sad faces, looking at the field in a daze......

The dancing queens' legs were weak, and they collapsed on the floor and cried out in ......, the dishes had been served three times, and the princes of all countries had already broken their bellies, but the wedding feast was not over yet.

Wang Xiaoming was in high spirits, one worshiped heaven and earth, two worshipped the high hall, after the husband and wife worshipped, he worshiped Confucius four times, Mencius five times, and finally his grandson, Zhuangzi, Lao Tzu, Han Feizi, he worshiped all over again......

Every time he worships, he has to dance for a while, or find someone to come up and chant poems, in short, he can drag it until Xiang Yu appears......

Tian Heng's face is getting more and more ugly, you are just getting married, it's like a Spring Festival Gala, play with us!

Huang Xiu'er couldn't hold it anymore, and whispered, "Xianggong, we've all been worshipping all afternoon, or let's stop playing and go to the cave room." ”

Wang Xiaoming said that there was suffering in his heart, Huang Xiuer didn't know the situation, he knew better than anyone else, Wang Xuan had not returned yet, and there was an accident if it didn't happen, this is not a question of whether you want to play or not, but these princes are not specially here to attend the wedding, they can't see Xiang Yu, then something big is going to happen!

Wang Xiaoming grabbed Zhang Liang, "Brother Zifang, who will we worship next?" ”

Zhang Liang scratched the back of his head and suddenly shouted, "Seventy-ninth worship!" Say goodbye ......"

Tian Heng slapped the table and shouted, "Worship a hair!" ……”

Wang Xiaoming shouted: "Yes, yes, yes! Let's worship Chairman Mao! ”

Then he sang affectionately, "He is the great savior of the people, and suddenly the black duck will liberate the people of the whole country......"

The princes opened their tired eyes and let out a blank "ah"

Tian Guang couldn't sit still, and Teng walked together, "Hey! You come and go! I sue you, we have given you enough face! Now that Zhao Guodu is about to be beaten down, you quickly call Xiang Yu out, we have to promote the leader of the alliance and save Zhao against Qin! ”

Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth and said with a dry smile: "Okay, good!" You wait for me to worship Chairman Mao first, and I won't worship anymore after I worship this......"

Tian Heng snorted coldly: "It's better to be like this!" If you don't come out after worshipping this Xiang Yu, then our Qi country will be the leader of the alliance! ”

Tian Guang raised his head and said arrogantly, "That's right! Our Qi country has 200,000 elite soldiers! I don't think anyone will object, will they! ”

Damn, 200,000 horses! Who dares to object, seeing that the princes bowed their heads and were silent, Tian Heng and Tian Guang showed smug smiles.

Now they are not in a hurry, and they can watch Wang Xiaoming's performance with peace of mind.

Wang Xiaoming was anxious, and then forcefully said, "Okay!" Before worshipping Chairman Mao, let's ask the dancers to ......"

I saw the dancers who were paralyzed on the ground crying, "General Wang, you can do it, let us go......"

Wang Xiaoming swallowed his saliva, and then looked at the musicians who played the flute, suona, and Changxiao, and their mouths were bubbling, okay, everyone has worked hard, count me Wang Xiaoming sorry for everyone......

Wang Xiaoming thought about it, and hurriedly said, "You can't dance without dancing, you can't miss poetry, let's invite Brother Zifang to ...... again."

Zhang Liang gritted his teeth and said, "I've chanted more than 30 songs, and I have no words......"

No way, then ...... Then ...... Good! It seems that as long as I go out in person!

Come! Qin Shuang! Cooperate with your husband!

Qin Shuang was pulled to his side, with an embarrassed smile on his face, gritted his teeth and whispered to him.

"Hey! What are you pulling me up for? ”

"100,000 urgent! Help, come and play for me......"

"Accompany what!"

“onlyyou！”

"Oh......"

I saw Qin Shuang go to the musician behind him to pick up a saxophone and play it......

Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth and smiled and sang to Huang Xiu'er......

onlyyou - can accompany me to learn the Western Classics

onlyyou - can slay demons and eliminate demons

Onlyyou can protect me

Crabs and mussels can't eat me

You're the best

You are onlyyou

Huang Xiuer was stunned, "Xianggong, what you are singing." ”

Wang Xiaoming waved his hand awkwardly and continued

onlyyou - don't blame Xianggong for muttering

Put on the golden hoop

Don't be afraid of death, don't tremble

I'll carry the black pot

Send you to death

Do your best for all beings

The sacrifice is also worth it

Amitabha ......

The whole audience was thundered by him, and there was silence......

Then I heard Tian Heng impatiently say, "Okay, okay, it's over, let's finish singing, hurry up to the church after singing, and then ......"

Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth, and then said loudly, "only-you......!" ”

Tian Hengqi's wine jug smashed on the floor, "Ou Ou Ou!" Oh, you're hairy! And there's more! It doesn't matter if people can stand it or not, if you and he aim at Ou, I will stab you to death! ”

Huang Xiu'er stared, "You try to fall again!" ”

Wang Xiaoming coughed all of a sudden, damn, he was finally going to tear his face......

Tian Heng's fire was suppressed all afternoon, and he stood up suddenly, "What are you doing!" Want to fight! ”

Cao Shen, Xiahou Ying, and their group fell to the ground one by one, a wine jug, "That's right!" I just want to fight, how about it! ”

When the princes of the world saw this formation, they were dumbfounded and restless.

Tian Guangyi pointed to Cao Shen, "How do you think that there are too many people and there are few bullies?" Cut! I sue you, we have 200,000 horses in the country of Qi! ……”

200,000 horses, an absolute tyrant, who can compare? The princes all showed friendly smiles to Tian Heng's uncle and nephew.

Wang Xiaoming snorted coldly: "200,000 is a p!" We have 300,000 horses in Chu! ”

As soon as this remark came out, all four were shocked, 300,000? The flattering eyes of the audience turned to Wang Xiaoming's side again.

Zhang Liang, Han Xin, and Wang Xiaoming got together, and Zhang Liang squeezed out a few words from between his teeth, "Hey!" Do you think they're going to be fooled? ”

Han Xin said: "Then it depends on whether we are acting really or not." ”

Wang Xiaoming said, "Come up with some acting skills, if you fail to act, then you will die." ”

Tian Heng snorted from his nose, "Pretending to b, 300,000?" Happy Beans? ”

The three of them shouted in unison, "Do you not believe it?" ”

After saying that, the three ancient artifacts were unsheathed, Tianque, Tianwen, Tianhong, and the three swords were combined, and the hall was only full of light......

Liu Bang shouted, "Wow! Sure enough, it's an heirloom artifact! It's just blinding my pair of 24K pure Thai stainless steel diamond gold-plated dog eyes! ”

The three of them squinted their eyes and said silently in their hearts, Brother Bang, can your performance be more exaggerated? ……

The princes looked at it, I wiped it, one gun, three swords, and four ancient artifacts, all in the hands of the Chu State, it seems that they should not be bragging.

Suddenly, two people who picked up garbage ran in from outside the door, and when everyone looked at it, it turned out to be a warrior monk with thick eyebrows and big eyes, five big and three thick, and a young swordsman with a sword.

The two of them took a sack, only to see the warrior monk smash to the ground with a landslide, everyone in the hall only felt their feet tremble, and the broken wine bottles on the ground shook one after another......

Everyone was dumbfounded, this garbage pick-up is level!

I saw that the two of them finished picking up the garbage, and came to Wang Xiaoming with a smile, "General Wang, hehe...... We...... That ......"

Wang Xiaoming snorted coldly, "I know, I remember you, you are Liu Song, the chief disciple of the Dharma Academy of Shaolin Temple, who is proficient in the seventy-two stunts of Shaolin!"

And you, you are Shen Lie, the chief disciple of the Kongtong faction, who is proficient in the Seven Wounds Fist and the Kongtong Seven Star Sword Technique! ”

Wow, feelings are famous disciples, no wonder the hard work is so good.

The two said again and again: "Yes, yes, yes!" General Wang has a really good memory, the thing about us joining the army...... Hehe......"

When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he glared, "I told you, our Chu army is now overstaffed, and it is almost 350,000!" Now there are household registration restrictions for joining the army! You also need to have proof of academic qualifications! Health Certificate! I also have to pay 500 taels for joining the army first! to be able to queue up by lottery! You two don't have anything, so just wait with peace of mind......"

No way! Even the famous disciples can only take out the garbage when they come, the strength of this Chu State is really not bragging!

The two men wept and carried the sack down.

Immediately afterwards, more than a dozen famous heroes came to form a team to mop the floor and wipe the table with real kung fu, but they were also rejected by Wang Xiaoming......

Han Xin said in a low voice, "Good acting." ”

Wang Xiaoming said proudly, "I've been rehearsing all day......"

Now everyone saw the shape clearly, and they all nodded to Chu State......

Tian Guang was so anxious that he whispered, "Uncle, the information is wrong, it seems that they really have 300,000 horses, but we actually only have 100,000 ......."

Tian Heng glared, "Shut up!" ”

Seeing that Tian Heng's uncle and nephew were anxious, Wang Xiaoming and the three of them were relieved and more confident.

Han Xin said loudly, "Tian Xiangguo, what do you want to do today!" Our Chu State will accompany you to the end! ”

Wang Xiaoming said: "That's right! Take your pick! Just say yes! ”

Damn, isn't this group fight clearly bullying us? I saw Tian Heng and smiled: "Hey! Everyone is an anti-Qin alliance, why do you need to do such a reckless thing that relatives and enemies are happy? ”

Zhang Liang smiled slightly: "What does Tian Xiangguo mean ......?" ”

Tian Hengdao: "The meaning of the original phase is ...... Heads-up in the ring! ”

"That's what you said!" Suddenly, a sonorous voice came from the back of the hall, Xiang Yu took Yu Ji, and Wang Xuan walked straight to the front of the hall.

The crowd burst out with an exclamation, and the man who spoke counted came.

Wang Xiaoming's heart finally let go, and the savior is finally here!

Wang Xiaoming stepped forward excitedly, Yu Ji showed a grateful look to Wang Xiaoming, and Wang Xiaoming smiled faintly.

Xiang Yu pulled Wang Xiaoming and said in a low voice, "Third brother, you have made a great contribution, and the second brother has written it down for you!" ”

Wang Xiaoming laughed dryly.

And Fan Zeng also appeared at this time, and met Tian Heng, "Single-handedly in the ring, our Chu State has no opinion, it's just ...... Hey...... Don't go back! ”

Tian Hengyi raised his head, "Never regret it!" ”

Since neither the State of Chu nor the State of Qi have an opinion, then the others will not have an opinion.

So, the princes unanimously agreed to fight in the ring to decide the victory! Elect the leader!

A storm dissipated, and the princes who watched Wang Xiaoming worship all afternoon here were also tired, and the wedding ended like this.

Before leaving, Wang Xiaoming secretly glanced at Wang Xuan, and Wang Xuan nodded.

The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, and when Wang Xiaoming carried Huang Xiuer into the new house, the two of them frolicked......

"Oops! Xianggong, don't be in such a hurry, okay, today is a memorable day......"

"Dwarf oil, do the right thing first, and then we will slowly commemorate the ...... after we finish the business."

"You're so bad! I'm the bride today, don't be so rude, okay......"

"Hee-hee, you're still shy! It's not the first time again, what's embarrassing......"

"You're necrotic......"

Wang Xiaoming and Huang Xiuer were giggling, and Wang Xiaoming ripped Huang Xiuer's clothes almost in three clicks......

But a small laugh was heard.

Wang Xiaoming was stunned, "Lady, are you laughing?" ”

Huang Xiu'er was stunned: "I don't have it?" ”

Wang Xiaoming said "oh", "Then let's continue"

After speaking, he went to pull Huang Xiuer's belly pocket again, and the "hee-hee" laughter came out again......

I'll it! Now they all listened to it very well, there was definitely someone in this room! And it's close to them!

Suddenly, Wang Xiaoming saw the curtain on the bed, revealing a pair of shoe tips, Wang Xiaoming was shocked and ripped off the bright red curtain, and sure enough, he saw Wang Xuan clinging to the wall and looking at them with a wicked smile!

Huang Xiu'er hurriedly began to get dressed, her face was already red, and Wang Xiaoming was also red and white......

"Hey! What do you mean? ”

"Dwarf oil! Besides, it seems that you want me to come to you! ”

When Huang Xiu'er heard this, her lungs exploded, and Wang Xiaoming hurriedly hugged her, "Don't be impulsive, lady, if you have something to say......"

Then he said, "I asked you to come to me, but I didn't say that you should come when I was in the cave!" You're clearly ......"

Wang Xuan smiled, "That's right, I just want to pit you!" ”

Wang Xiaoming heard it, okay! You win......

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