Chapter 599: You Can't Get Rid of It

Jiang Shaoyou shook his head speechlessly and said, "What kind of logic is this!" Can't you be considered a beauty if you weigh more than a hundred pounds? Which beauty is more than 175 cm tall, and if she still weighs less than 100 pounds, then she won't be a skeleton! ”

"You...... You're a strong word! The girl said angrily.

Jiang Shaoyou said disapprerovingly: "I think your theory is nonsense!" Whether a woman can be considered a beauty or not can only be decided by us men. Most men say that if men think you are beautiful, then you are a beauty, and if most men think that you are not beautiful, then no matter how thin you are, it is in vain. That's it...... Little sister, you don't need to mind your weight too much, if you make yourself malnourished or something like this in order to maintain the unreasonable standard of not weighing more than 100, it will be worth the loss! ”

"Hmm...... There seems to be some truth to your words! Hearing Jiang Shaoyou say this, the girl was dazed for a moment, and then snorted angrily: "Hey...... Who's your little sister? Little sister is also called by you! I don't think you're too old, maybe younger than me, and you even take advantage of me and call me my little sister...... Cut! ”

Jiang Shaoyou said indifferently: "Okay...... If you don't think it's appropriate for me to call you little sister, then I'll call you big sister! ”

Who knew that this sentence of eldest sister was better like stabbing a hornet's nest, and the girl went crazy again and shouted: "Bastard, who do you call eldest sister!" Am I that old? You're the eldest sister......"

Jiang Shaoyou was speechless for a moment, and said with a smile: "No wonder people say that you don't guess what is on the girl's mind, this is really ...... It's confusing! You don't want to call you little sister, say I'm taking advantage of you, and call your eldest sister and think I'm calling you old! So what the hell are you asking me to call you? I can't call you Miss, can I? ”

"You're the young lady!" The girl snorted angrily and said, "My surname is Mu, my name is Mu Yulu, you can call me Classmate Mu, or call me Lulu!" ”

"Mu ...... Shower gel? Jiang Shaoyou was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing loudly: "How could you have such a strange name!" Hahaha...... Shower gel, so cute! I use it every day in the shower......"

Mu Yulu almost went crazy when she heard this, and her hands slammed hard on Jiang Shaoyou's back like a drum, and said, "Bastard! The word Mu is Mu Guiying's Mu, and the rain is the rain of rain......"

Jiang Shaoyou pretended to be stunned and said, "Oh...... So that's the case? What about the dew words...... Could it be the word dew of the shower gel? ”

"Ah...... I'm! ”

Mu Yulu's name has been ridiculed by many people since she was a child, but she has never seen Jiang Shaoyou so angry, and in a fit of anger, she finally broke out, and because her two hands were still wrapped in a sleeping bag, it was inconvenient to beat people, so she simply lowered her head and bit Jiang Shaoyou's back hard......

"Ouch......"

But he didn't want to, Jiang Shaoyou was not bitten by her, but Mu Yulu himself seemed to bite on a stone, and his teeth hurt for a while, and then he felt salty in his mouth, and he was actually bleeding directly.

"You guy...... Why is the skin so hard! Ouch...... My teeth...... You pay for my teeth! ”

Jiang Shaoyou laughed and said, "You are really interesting, it is obvious that you bit me, but you let me, the victim, compensate you!" How can there be such a truth in the world? ”

Mu Yulu said as a matter of course: "I don't care, anyway, my teeth were damaged by you, and you have to be responsible for me!" ”

"Uh...... That's what you need to do! Jiang Shaoyou felt a little powerless about Mu Yulu's words, so he had to comfort her and say, "Okay...... As long as you obediently cooperate with me, I will be responsible for you when you get to the bottom of the mountain, how about it? ”

Mu Yulu snorted when she heard this, and when she was about to say something more, she heard Jiang Shaoyou "shush" and said, "Don't make noise...... Looks like there's a food delivery in front of you! Ha ha...... It's time to brush points...... I've got to hurry up and earn some points. ”

"What's the time to brush points?" Mu Yulu asked puzzledly, "What are you talking about?" ”

Jiang Shaoyou had to explain: "It's just some guys who are pretending to be terrorists, every time I hit one of them, I can get ten points, and these points will determine the final ranking of each military region in the team competition!" Ha ha...... There were six people dispatched at once...... Oh no, one of them should be an ordinary hostage, that's ...... Five people! Once I've killed all of them, I'll be able to earn fifty points! Not bad...... Not bad! ”

Mu Yulu pursed her lips disdainfully when she heard this, and said, "If you encounter five enemies at once, can you handle it?" Ha ha...... Maybe you're going to be out this time! In that case...... This girl is about to be liberated! ”

Jiang Shaoyou smiled slightly and said, "Don't worry...... You can't get rid of it! I did...... It's time to brush up on points, and these five people are just a piece of cake! ”

Mu Yulu said in disbelief: "You just brag!" ”

Jiang Shaoyou didn't argue with him, he reached out and pulled out five paintballs in his pocket, and then before those ghostly guys could shoot him, he had already flicked his fingers continuously, and shot out the five paintballs one by one, all of which hit the chests of the five "terrorists".

Originally, if it was a real battle, Jiang Shaoyou's favorite thing was to hit the enemy's eyebrows, after all, once a person's brain was damaged, then that person would definitely die, and he would be hit in the chest...... Although the location of the heart is also considered the key point of the human body, if you encounter a person with a wrong heart, it may only seriously injure him, in that case...... But it's tantamount to leaving a hidden danger for yourself!

However, now is not a real battle of life and death, so Jiang Shaoyou does not need to greet people's heads with paintballs, although he has not experienced it personally, but he knows when he thinks about it, the taste of being splashed on his face by those sticky oil paints will definitely not be good! Anyway, even if this paintball only hits the toe of the person, the person who was hit will still be out of the game, so Jiang Shaoyou just needs to greet the other party's chest.

These people who played the role of terrorists had been hiding in this forest before, so they didn't know what was happening in the temporary station just now, and suddenly saw that Jiang Shaoyou didn't even use a gun, and directly smashed a few paintballs on them, these people were stunned for a moment, and then asked loudly: "Hey...... Hey...... What's going on? This kid doesn't use a gun, he just hits people with bullets, so it's okay? ”

With the shouts of those people, I saw a figure poking out from a big tree, that person was wearing a red armband on his military uniform, and he was also one of the referees of this competition.

The referee first glanced at Jiang Shaoyou, and then said to a few indignant "terrorists": "This attack is all effective, and a few of you are already out." ”

"What!" The men immediately said with unconvinced faces, "But...... This kid didn't use a gun, he just held a bullet in his hand and threw it at us, so can that be counted? ”

The referee said expressionlessly: "If someone else attacks in this way, it will naturally be ineffective, but ...... He is an exception, pointing paintballs with his hands, as long as they can hit the person is equally effective. ”

"By ...... Why! The men were a little angry and said, "I haven't seen him look more handsome than others!" Why can't anyone else, but he can? What a man he has! ”

The referee replied, "Because even if it is a bullet that comes out of his fingers, it can kill people, so ...... He has such privileges. ”

"Wipe ...... A bullet that springs out of a finger can kill someone? Who to fool! He thought he was the Yellow Medicine Master of the East China Sea, or the Master of the First Light of Dali! A tall and thin "terrorist" glared at Jiang Shaoyou with contempt and said, "Just like him, I can slap several to death with a casual slap, and I can drown a group of people by urinating!" I think he probably licked the ass of a chief to get such a privilege, right? Anyway...... Let me be eliminated in the hands of such a brat who has not grown all his hair? I...... I'm not convinced! ”

Listening to what this guy said, the more unpleasant it became, Jiang Shaoyou couldn't help frowning, first put down Mu Yulu on his shoulder, and then squatted down and picked up a stone the size of a pigeon's egg on the ground.

"Hey...... Boy, what are you doing! ”

The thin and tall man saw Jiang Shaoyou gently throwing the stone in his hand while looking at him, and suddenly felt a sense of weakness, and subconsciously took a few steps back.

Jiang Shaoyou sneered and said, "This time...... This pebble is for the little tree behind you, but ...... If you're going to squirt manure again, next time...... I wouldn't mind just shoving it into that stinky mouth of yours! ”

Jiang Shaoyou raised his arm slightly, and the stone in his hand suddenly "whoosh", and flew over at a speed much faster than a bullet, and with a "poof" sound, it hit the thin and tall hat, directly opening a hole in the front end of the hat, and then flew through the thin and tall man's hair, close to the guy's scalp......

With a loud bang, the stone swept over the tall and thin man's head, and finally struck a small tree with a thick bowl mouth behind the tall and thin man, embedded deep in it.

If Jiang Shaoyou ejected a bullet this time, then it is estimated that it is just a transparent hole in this small tree, but ...... Because Jiang Shaoyou ejected a stone this time, the texture of the stone was definitely not as strong as a bullet made of metal. With the blessing of Jiang Shaoyou's violent power weighing 10,000 catties, once it hit the body of the small tree, the resistance in front and the strong driving force in the rear acted on the small stone at the same time, and the structure of the stone was shaken apart, and it was ...... The stone completely disintegrated and turned into tiny particles.

Each of these tiny particles carried an extremely large amount of power, and it burst out in a radial pattern...... The sudden release of this power was almost the same as the feeling of explosives exploding, and the violent force instantly blew off the trunk of the small tree, only to see that the upper half of the small tree fell down with a "bang" in the midst of the flying sawdust, and the sound of "whew", mixed with the violent wind, fell heavily on the glade between the trees.

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