The school sports meeting is approaching, and registration, training, and practice are all going on in an orderly manner.

But today, as the squad leader, Xi Haoran once again went to the podium and focused everyone's attention on the podium: "Everyone be quiet, there are three things to announce now." ”

After speaking, he left the podium to Hu Wenliang, a sports commissioner. Hu Wenliang had a smiling face, his eyes were almost drowned in the waves of meat, he represented Class 1 to draw lots for the national team, and the results of the draw were also announced by him: "First thing, our class is lucky to draw - China." ”

Wow, applause rang out, everyone celebrated with their crowns, and exchanged words with each other.

"Hu Wenliang has worked hard." A classmate shouted.

"Serve the students." Hu Wenliang said that he was playing treasure, and saluted everyone.

Every year, the school sports meet has to do something new, and this year is no exception. I don't know who came up with it, so let each class in the school draw lots for the national team, and whichever country is drawn, which country will be represented in the field.

It's not easy, there are six classes in three grades of junior high school, thirty-one classes in three grades of high school, more than 100 countries and regions around the world, and the chances of drawing my Heavenly Empire from them are really small.

"Wen Liang, I'll buy a lottery ticket later." Someone called.

"Definitely, definitely." Hu Wenliang nodded with a red face and said with a smile.

"Those who want to see it have a share."

"Damn, I'm thinking about sharing the spoils before I get hit."

"This is called pre-emption, and failure to pre-empt is waste."

"Which class of the first superpower in the universe was selected?" Someone asked curiously.

"Class 2 next door to us." Hu Wenliang replied, the title of the first superpower in the universe is difficult to know.

"Haha, they're really going to be 2." The students of Class 1 gloated.

Lu Xi inquired about Class 6, who is a representative of freedom and democracy, and everyone yearns for the lighthouse country and the United States.

It is said that in the draw of the national team this time, the most tragic was the sophomore (7) class of high school, which won the foot basin country. If you think about it, it would be a disaster to enter the market on behalf of the foot basin country.

I don't know what the school leaders think, but they actually put the foot basin country into the lottery box, and the sophomore (7) class at this time is probably cursing with resentment.

Since you are lucky enough to draw your own country and represent your own country often, you can settle down and think about the performances that will enter the venue.

First of all, this performance program must have the characteristics of our Celestial Empire, and it must embody the excellent traditions of the Celestial Empire, and it must also keep pace with the times and be a symbol of sportsmanship.

With so many demands, everyone discussed and discussed in different ways, giving full play to the power of the wisdom of the masses, and you and I proposed one idea, but after half an hour of discussion, in the end we could not form a unified opinion.

"Otherwise, you can choose the six arts." Lu Xi, who had not spoken, said.

"Six Arts?" Hu Wenliang didn't understand very well.

"That's right, the six arts of a gentleman, the six skills of etiquette, music, archery, royalty, calligraphy and mathematics, the six compulsory courses of the ancient gentleman." Lu Xi explained.

"Five rites, six music, five shots, five royals, six books, nine numbers, isn't it too complicated, do we have the ability to perform?" Yu Youwei said.

"Traditional Chinese characters have been simplified into simplified Chinese characters, and what can not be simplified in the six arts, we must have the spirit of advancing with the times." Lu Xi said.

"Okay, so you have an idea, how to simplify?" Xi Haoran asked.

"Etiquette is easy to solve, respect for teachers, gentleness and frugality, itself is a kind of etiquette, and there is no need to show it specially. Music, can be simplified to play the guqin, shooting, on the archery, royal, isn't it horseback riding, calligraphy, calligraphy can be painted no problem, as for the number, get a little nine chapters of arithmetic multiplication formula or something to replace it. ”

Everyone immediately sweated profusely, and they were not afraid to kill the ancestors from the underworld with the army of the undead of the eighteenth layer of hell in such a simplified way.

But it seems that it can't be helped, because this is by far the most reliable sounding show.

"Okay, I decided to use the Six Arts. Then let's see who plays the guqin, who shoots arrows, who rides horses, and who writes and paints. Xi Haoran said.

In the selection of performers, I didn't expect that there was a lot of talent in one class, two of whom could play the guqin, and three of whom were in and out of the bow and arrow club all year round, and there were even more who wrote and painted.

But when it was the turn to choose the riders, there was a sudden silence.

"Who can ride a horse?" Hu Wenliang asked in a neutral tenor.

It's not easy to ride a horse, if you want to ride a horse, you must first have a horse, but where would ordinary people have a horse.

"Let's think about it, who can borrow or rent a horse?"

Hwaseong does have a horse farm, but if you want to rent one from it, I'm afraid it's not possible. Car rental companies are all over the street, but renting a horse is not renting a car.

Could it be that learning to sing in the opera, using a horse whip to pretend to ride a horse, or using paper to make a fake horse, is it too copycat?

"If I get my dad's BMW, I'll drive." One of the boys said cautiously.

"BMW is not a real horse, and besides, you don't have a driver's license, and you can't let you drive in public." Xi Haoran said.

Although BMW has the word horse, it is not a horse, even if it can really mean a horse, but they are all minors, and it is impossible to get a driver's license, so this idea really does not work.

"Forget it, just learn to sing in the big play, just pretend to be a horse, everyone should be able to feel our sincerity." It was said.

"I'll solve the problem of horses."

The one who spoke was Xu Zhen, who had a very white face, a very delicate person, and a very low-key person, nicknamed the empty son.

"Really?" Xi Haoran asked.

Xu Zhen nodded seriously.

Xi Haoran patted him on the shoulder and asked, "Is it okay to borrow it before next Friday and then ship it over early Friday morning?" ”

"Yes." Xu Zhen replied without thinking.

"And one more question, the horse is borrowed, you can ride it, right?" Xi Haoran said.

"I've learned equestrianism, and I know a little bit about some simple tricks, so riding is on me." Xu Zhen replied.

"It's such a low-key rich second generation, I like it." Yu Youwei grinned.

"Ahem, show affection or something, I don't object to it, but now is not the time." Xi Haoran quipped.

Angry, Yu Youwei twisted his waist and slapped the bear's paw angrily.

"Okay, the entry program is decided, everyone will sum it up and have a rehearsal." Hu Wenliang said.

"Aren't there two more things?" Someone asked.

"Yes, two more things." Hu Wenliang cleared his throat and continued, "The second thing is the class player, the class player who carries the class card that represents our class and leads the phalanx of our class forward. ”

"You girls will discuss the matter of the class players and see who comes."

"Didn't a boy come in as a player last year?"

"Last year, there were no class players, only flag bearers. This year's reform has changed, and instead of carrying the flag, it has changed to carry the class card. And men and women are equal, last year the men carried it, and this year, of course, you girls came. This year, all the players in the class are you girls. ”

"What about science classes that don't have girls?"

"We'll know when the time comes, let's think about ourselves and see who's best suited to be the class player." Xi Haoran was very weird and wanted to laugh.

Then, everyone's eyes looked at Lu Xi.

Lu Xi, who was listening carefully, found that the class suddenly became quiet, and everyone's eyes were projected on him, and he suddenly felt Alexander: "See what I do?" ”

Yu Youwei said in a deep voice: "You even know the six arts so clearly, you haven't heard of it, right?" ”

"What should you do?" Lu Xi was a little confused and asked in amazement.

"Lu Xi, has anyone sued you, you are rarely confused and the realm is very high?" Yu Youwei said meaningfully.

As soon as Yu Youwei's voice fell, the others, whether male or female, nodded their heads again and again like chickens pecking rice. Lu Xi's mind is clear and shrewd, and everyone has seen and understood.

So I couldn't help but say that Lu Xi's rare confused BUFF was deprived, the person was suppressed, and he was forcibly assigned the position of a class player.

"The second thing is solved smoothly, and the third thing is nothing......"

(Sorry, there's only one shift today.) ）R1152