Chapter 76: Oops, Ilyo
After the 'bite, bite, you bite, bite, bite, bite' incident, there was a brief lull along the way.
Luo Yang carried Zhang Qianying on her back, her snort drilled from Luo Yang's collar to her neck, cool ......
"Did you know...... You're really stingy! Zhang Qianying broke the silence and suddenly said: "If you have a girlfriend in the future, you must not be like this, the current girls hate the boys who pick the door the most!" ”
"No way, I was too poor when I was a child...... Get into the habit of slamming the door! Luo Yang said.
"What do your parents do? In Qingyang? Zhang Qianying asked.
Luo Yang's always smiling face actually showed a sad and bitter smile: "I am an orphan, and I made a living by scavenging waste before I was eight years old!" You probably don't know, my 'eldest brother' and I...... It's Principal Zhou Qiangzhou, who was a little friend who picked up rags together when he was a child! The difference is that he also has a relative, his grandfather! And I am a real orphan, without relatives and no reason, without care! ”
"Right...... I'm sorry! Zhang Qianying's body trembled slightly, she was deeply shocked in her heart, and apologized softly.
Luo Yang smiled casually: "It's nothing...... Live alone, unfettered, unencumbered! It's good that one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry! ”
'Poof'
Zhang Qianying suddenly laughed: "You were really funny in the small restaurant just now, and you also had 82 years of red wine, caviar from the Volga River, and truffles...... What a shame! Don't you see how scary the boss lady is staring at you? ”
"Just a week before I came to Qingyang to teach at the school, I was still eating these things abroad every day! I'm tired of eating it, and I want to vomit when I see these things! Luo Yang rarely said the truth.
"If you don't lie and have less poor mouths, it's actually pretty good!" Zhang Qianying said: "What's wrong with no money? It's not wrong to be poor, but you have to be poor to be poor! In fact...... You really don't have to pretend in front of me! ”
"I didn't pretend!" Luo Yang had the urge to jump into the river.
He finally told the truth, and finally endured not pretending to be X, but he was still misunderstood - life is sometimes so helpless and tragic.
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After walking a long way, I finally stopped a taxi, and the car went straight to the most prosperous commercial street in the city.
Zhang Qianying said like a few treasures: "There are three cinemas nearby, Da Guangming, Happy Blue Ocean, and Jinyi, Daguang and Happy Blue Ocean are relatively close, and Jinyi is on the side of Wanda Plaza...... Which one are we going to? ”
"I'm not familiar with it either, so it's up to you to decide!" Luo Yang sat in the co-pilot, turned his head and said to Zhang Qianying in the back row.
Zhang Qianying thought for a while and said, "Then let's go to the 'Blue Ocean of Happiness', the sound effect is better!" ”
"You decide, listen to you!" Luo Yang replied with a smile.
"Okay, then I'll buy it right away!"
Zhang Qianying took out her mobile phone and started online group buying.
"Don't buy in groups, let's not miss those little money!" Luo Yang patted his chest and said.
Zhang Qianying once again threw an affectionate 'big white eye' at Luo Yang, and the meaning couldn't be clearer-kneel and beg not to pretend to be x!
"How blessed you are, sir!" The taxi driver, a half-bald man in his fifties, said: "Your girlfriend is not only beautiful, but also so virtuous!" Nowadays, many beautiful little girls are not used to living a hard life, wearing famous brands, buying luxury goods, a lipstick is thousands, and a small bag is tens of thousands...... If the family has no money, they will find a 'godfather', and they will ask for a villa and a sports car at every turn! Young man, such a good girl, you must know how to cherish it! ”
Zhang Qianying hurriedly clarified: "Master, I'm not his ......"
"She's not my girlfriend!" Luo Yang preemptively said: "She is my wife!" ”
"You're ......!" Zhang Qianying feels that there are probably few scoundrels in this world who are more scoundrels than Luo Yang.
The taxi driver gave Luo Yang a thumbs up again and again: "Young man, what a cow!" Being handsome can only fool a girlfriend, but not a wife! In these years, the 'three nos' man who has no house, no car and no right is very sad to pass the level of his mother-in-law! ”
Luo Yang said proudly: "She pursued me back then, and I was stalked, I really couldn't help it, so I reluctantly accepted her!" ”
"Awesome!"
The car rental driver admired from the bottom of his heart.
"Then how did you get past your mother-in-law's level?" The taxi driver asked.
Luo Yang smiled evilly: "Master, you still don't understand this?" Although I don't have a house or a car, I'm not a rich second generation, and I don't have a father who is an official, but we have a heart! With the charm of a man...... You know! ”
"Huh?!" The taxi driver was shocked, glanced at Zhang Qianying with black lines on her face from the rearview mirror, and lowered her voice and said, "You won't be with your mother-in-law...... Young man, your sacrifice is too great! ”
'Poof! ’
Luo Yang almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, even if it was playing 'mother-daughter fun', but Zhang Qianying's old lady was probably too old!
Thinking of 'mother and daughter', Luo Yang immediately thought of Zhong Lin and Su Xiaoman, and there was a lot of heat under his lower abdomen.
The other self in consciousness began to hum evilly again, 'What year and month will you get what you want......'.
"Master, I haven't reached such a high level as you!" Luo Yang sighed to himself, and said with a humble face: "I just got on the bus first, and then bought the ticket!" ”
The taxi driver was stunned for a moment, and then gave a thumbs up: "Cow! Young people, promising! My son's girlfriend, her mother needs a house and a car all day, and I have to talk to my son when I go back and ask him to 'get in the car' first...... Tickets, no, how old is the child? ”
"It's kindergarten!" Luo Yang said nonsense.
'Oops! ’
Luo Yang screamed, and a small white hand quietly leaned over from the back seat, pinching the soft flesh on Luo Yang's waist, and kept twisting and turning.
"What's the matter, young man? Where is it uncomfortable? The taxi driver asked as he drove.
"I didn't ...... I'm singing! When I'm in the car, I like to yell twice! ”
Zhang Qianying pinched a handful of flesh on Luo Yang's waist with two fingers, and once again spun it like a screw.
"Oops...... Ilyo, hey Il! When I see that the road is uneven, I roar, I will shoot when it is time to shoot......"
"Oops...... Ilyo! ”
"Oops......"
The taxi driver also hummed along, not forgetting the words of praise: "Young man, what a good singing!" So emotional, so dedicated...... Especially the 'oops', singing the heroic spirit of Liangshan's heroes, there is a faint shadow of Teacher Liu Huan! ”
"Prizes, prizes!"
Luo Yang grinned, in the winter, he was sweating profusely in pain, but he still clenched his fists and said.
Zhang Qianying was extremely angry, and her hands were strengthened, and she came to a '360-degree loop', which made Luo Yang gasp.
"Lady, I know you 'hurt' me, but you really don't hurt me anymore...... Such a 'sweet' caress, let's play slowly when we go home. ”
"Oops......" Luo Yang screamed: "Yi ...... Yo Yo! Yi her mother's big mmmm! ”