I don't want to answer, these ignorant guys Jade Emperor claims to be 100 million years old, and those civil and military officials keep shouting that my emperor is 100 million years old, and 100 million years old is too small in their hearts.

The beauties chased each other to have water fights, and the laughter of "hee-hee" could not be stopped

Could it be that they are all cars that have just left the factory, and they haven't been driven yet, and I don't know if the Phoenix is public

"Oh my God" romantic water spray came up to me, making my bald head wet, and I was really happy with women

Could it be that my official is here to be a few hundred beauties.

No one answered, unless the Jade Emperor personally ordered it, or asked the little old man to tell it from the side, wouldn't it be understood

The white clouds began to move, and there was no wind, and no one did anything

I panicked, I didn't know where I was going, I had to ask "you"

The beauties only know how to play, and they don't listen to me at all

It seems that they need to be repaired properly, otherwise, they will be disrespectful, and I put on the appearance of being an official and shouted "No more trouble"

All the beauties were frightened, looked back at me, and laughed again

I am most afraid of women like this, I am really reluctant to do it, who told me to like women so much

The white clouds move very fast, and in a flash, they are 10,000 miles

I'm about to find the Guanghan Palace, and I'm worried about Sister Chang'e in my heart;

A voice came from the air, "Husband, I'm lonely, come home with me."

This is not a dream, I panicked and looked over, and saw Chang'e standing high in the full moon, transparent and translucent body, I could see it clearly

She wore a cloudy bun and a misty mustache, a phoenix crown on her head, a pink face, and a colorful dress, like an eighteen-year-old girl

Why are these women only eighteen years old, can't they become a little smaller, like a young girl, isn't it even more acceptable?

The beauties in the bath went crazy and looked up and shouted, "Sister Chang'e, you are so beautiful, we are here"

One by one, they all turned into phoenixes, circling around the full moon tightly

I had to fly up and shout, "Sister Chang'e;

She actually said a strange thing: "I came to see you, quietly wait for the promotion of the new official, and then we can meet again"

Why do you have to wait so long, I can't wait for a second, think about it, ask the gods and ghosts, don't you let me take a little bit, all the problems, won't it be solved

Chang'e is not stupid, there are phoenix girls on the side, if you eat that thing, can't you run after them

I thought it was good to be an official and be able to manage a lot of people, but I didn't expect it to be like this

Chang'e was leaving, and with a nose and tears, she threw a handkerchief to me, saying, "When you miss me, take it out and smell it, just like seeing me." ”

I had no place to put it, so I tied it around my neck, and immediately smelled a faint smell of moonlight, without the smell of a woman

Chang'e never followed

Come out of the full moon and float away

The phoenix girls chased desperately, and it took a while to come back, and they circled around me and shouted, "Official, we want to go home"

"Is home in the clouds?" I was confused and looked away, the bathing pool was long gone

It's weird, I have to ask "where is home?"

There was a big phoenix, which stopped in front of me in a circle and shouted, "Official, come up"

More than a dozen phoenix girls turned into phoenixes, and they also wanted me to sit on them, making me look left and right, hesitating

The laughter of "hee-hee" came out again, and it was very good

The biggest phoenix stretched out its hand, grabbed me tightly, shook it hard, and before it could stop, it was grabbed by another and followed

Just threw me around and flew more than 10,000 kilometers

I saw a fairyland from afar, there were no pavilions, no courtyard pavilions, green mountains and green waters everywhere, and I could hear the song of birds.

Wait until you go in to see clearly, surrounded by flowers, stone steps to the sky

At this time, Fan Litian's poems were boiling in his heart, and he didn't read them out and looked at the fairyland and fell asleep; the phoenix skillfully turned into a big girl; the eyebrows came and went; and the official wandered in front of him.

None of the phoenixes shouted praise, and they didn't know what to think of, and they flew around the mountain and disappeared

I suspected that I had gone behind the mountain, so I hurried to follow, but I didn't expect that behind the mountain, the mountains were connected

A big face flashed in the air, wearing a phoenix crown on his head, looking like a phoenix, and calling out a man's voice, "Who are you, how did you get in?"

I stared at this unfamiliar face and said unceremoniously, "I'm an official, haven't you seen it, quickly kneel, kowtow nine times, and don't hold you accountable for your offense"

The man's face didn't smile, he just looked around and threw out a strange sentence, "Since you are an official, someone should beat gongs and drums to send you off, and you are alone, what proof do you have?"

He dared to take charge of the officials, I don't know why I shouted to the mountain, "Phoenix girl, come out quickly"

I thought no one answered, but I didn't expect a man's face to appear from the rock wall behind him and ask, "Is there something wrong, we're all here?"

What's going on, why did I get a guy here, I had to ask, "What does he do?"

The man's face didn't need to think and said, "He is the god of Phoenix Mountain, and all people must be verified by him." ”

A god who breaks the mountain, what kind of official does not kneel down when he sees his grandfather and shouts to him, "Do you know who I am?"

The Phoenix Mountain God replied simply, "I don't know, that's why I asked."

Look at him like a jiàn, that is, he owes a beating, first buy a sentence for him to listen to "I am"

The god of Phoenix Mountain didn't eat this, and said, "There is no evidence, I can't explain what is a bad person, and I don't know that there are many secrets here, so I don't let strangers inquire about it." ”

Isn't it just some broken mountains, what's the secret, these people all like to pretend to be bi, and when I hit it with a fire, won't all the problems be solved?

The Phoenix Mountain God spun around in the air a few times, turning into a six-meter-tall man, revealing a pair of dog eyes and a black mouth, standing in front of me

"If you know each other, get out of here"

I frowned and thought for a long time why these guys had become so tall

"Is it a mistake who he is facing, do you still want to introduce yourself?"

The face of the man on the back rock shouted "Official, come here"

When I look back, it's a rocky mountain, how can I get into it?

The Phoenix Mountain God was unwilling, and hummed loudly, "What are you shouting yet, if there are robbers, won't it be trouble?"

What right does he have to test me for this guy, whether it is for all men and women

The man on the rock wall was the first to say, "This shameless fellow, it's better not to ignore the fact that he likes to test the phoenix girl very much; ”

As soon as I heard this, I became angry, and moved my eyes to the face of the Phoenix Mountain God and shouted, "Get out of the way, whoever stands in the way, I will smash his dog's head"

The guy didn't even look at me, he picked up the tip of the hill and slammed it on my head

"Knock" crushed me to the bottom of the mountain, but fortunately I was able to escape by shrinking to the minimum.

There is no room for movement at the bottom of the mountain, and he shouts "Phoenix girl, where are you?"

Knowing that there is no response, but that is the only hope, anger will not help, and scolding is useless.

The voice of a man on the rock wall came from outside, "What should you do if you crush the official to death?"

The Phoenix Mountain God gritted his teeth and howled, "Who deserves to call him to scold me"

I was under the spire of the hill and could hear it clear that this guy had done a dead hand, or he wouldn't have done it

This is an isolated hill, about 500 meters in diameter below, and 20 meters in diameter in the upper cone

I have never seen such an unreasonable person, who usually fights, and has to quarrel for a long time before he starts;

I was smaller than a grain of sand in it, and I couldn't do anything but wait to die slowly, and no one knew

What to do, I looked for crevices everywhere and tried to climb out

However, the tip of the hill smashed a hole in the earth, and there was no crack at all, and it seemed that he was dead and shouted desperately, but there was still no response

At this moment, the ears moved, and a strange halberd came out of it, supporting the tiny space, and the stone mountain was topped and the ground was lowered

I finally saw the problem and shouted "change" to the hard work

The strange halberd "poofed", became longer by a thousand meters, and the diameter of the circle became correspondingly larger

Outside, there was a humming voice from the Phoenix Mountain God, "This thing moves, isn't it dead yet" changed his right foot to fifteen meters, stomped down violently on the tip of the small mountain, and scolded fiercely in his mouth, "I told you not to die"

After a while, the voice of the man on the rock wall came, "Okay, it's so heavy, haven't you been stoned to death?"

The god of Phoenix Mountain stomped enough, but he was still unwilling; he changed his hands to 500 meters, picked up a big mountain tip, and pressed it down against the small mountain, shouting "It's dead now"