0183 A war of words at the gate of the castle guard

I couldn't help frowning, and I immediately snorted.

Seeing this, Jia Qing smiled extremely proudly: "How is it, is it painful?" ”

I nodded quickly: "Yes, it hurts." Master Jia, can you help me get rid of this poison? ”

Jia Qing pounded his chest: "With my thirty years of experience in professional detoxification, isn't this kind of small poison still easy to catch?" Instead, he took out a medicine bottle from his bosom and poured out a golden pill the size of a mung bean: "There is a Heavenly King Heart Tonifying Pill here, which contains precious medicinal materials such as bear bile, snow lotus, ginseng, etc., which took seven hundred and forty-nine days to boil, and after you eat it, the toxicity will disappear immediately." ”

I was overjoyed, and hurriedly reached out to get the pill, but Jia Qing retracted his hand and looked at me with a smile: "The original price is three taels of silver, and today is just in time for the promotion, so it's okay to only charge you one or two pieces of silver?" ”

"Good, good." I hurriedly took out a piece of broken silver, about three or four taels, exchanged pills with him, threw it in my mouth, chewed a few bites, and swallowed it as soon as I stretched my neck.

Suddenly, a faint sweet potato taste rippled in my mouth, and it seemed that there was still the smell of honey, I licked my lips and asked, "Master Jia, is there still a sweet potato in this pill?" ”

Jia Qing rolled his eyes: "If it's all bear bile ginseng, do you think one or two pieces of silver is enough?" It definitely needs to be made into pills with something like flour sweet potato flour. ”

"Well, how long will it take to see results?"

"One day at a minimum, three days at most."

"Are you sure it works?"

"Sure!"

"Then you are looking for me for money, didn't you say a tael of silver? I just gave you more than three taels. ”

Jia Qing was very depressed, and was about to find the silver for me, I smiled and said, "Just kidding, I have another poison in my body, please help me take a look." ”

Hearing this, Jia Qing frowned and took my pulse, pondered for a while, shook his head and said, "Forgive the old man for being powerless, I can't detect the poison in your body at all." ”

Damn, Liu Bei's ice & poison is so awesome? Even this master who has been specializing in detoxification for thirty years can't check it out.

Well, is it that people in this era still don't understand the concept of ice & poison? After thinking about it, I flashed into the black realm, and I wanted to find some ice&drug related information in the encyclopedia I downloaded in advance for Jia Qing's reference, so that he would know what was going on.

Seeing this, the golden boy came over and asked me what I was doing in a hurry.

While searching on the tablet, I told the golden boy about the outside world, but after hearing it, the golden boy covered his stomach and laughed.

"What do you mean?" I squinted at the golden boy.

"Do you believe this kind of charlatan?" The golden boy leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.

"What charlatan? No one told him, he knew that I had been poisoned by the Lotus Incense, and it would hurt if I pressed this position. I said, pointing to my chest.

"Hahaha." The golden boy laughed loudly again, laughed for a while, and then gasped and said: "The blood qi of the human body walks along the fixed meridians, and there is a certain peak, when you press it in front of its peak, blocking the flow of blood qi, it will naturally hurt, if you don't believe it, now you can press it and try again?" ”

I pressed three inches below my chest, and sure enough, the pain was gone.

The golden boy also pinched his fingers like Jia Qing and calculated for a while, and then asked me to press it down somewhere under the left ribs, and a sharp pain came instantly, just like the pain in his chest before.

"Well, I didn't lie to you, did I? This is similar to the point point in martial arts, which is called point blood interception. The golden boy said proudly with his hands behind his back.

"What's the matter with the Thousand Miles Lotus Fragrance?" I scratched my scalp.

"If you think about it with your ass, if Qianli Lianxiang is highly poisonous, Xiao Qiao will put this poison on Zhou Yu?" Jin Tong sneered and said: "Although this Jia Qing is a liar, he also knows some ways, not to mention some blood and veins, just say that he can smell the smell of a thousand miles of lotus incense, which is also very remarkable." ”

I care if he can afford it or great, anyway, I was deceived by him This is a fact, annoyed and angry, I scolded and went back outside, grabbed Jia Qing's collar, swished out the kitchen knife, and looked at Jia Qing's head is a gesture: "You liar!" Give me my money back! ”

"Boss, what are you doing?" Xie Xun and the others shouted one after another, and Murong Xiu and Zhao Yun were also surprised, I don't know why I suddenly turned my face.

"Hey, what do you mean?" Jia Qing was grabbed by my collar and looked at my kitchen knife, struggling in horror.

"You're going to cut off your veins, that's good." I said with a sneer.

When Jia Qing heard me say this, his face suddenly changed greatly, and he stopped struggling, and said with a sad face: "It turns out that my brother is an expert, but I was wrong, please spare my brother, and please spare my uncle!" ”

I told everyone about the principle of blood and pulse interception, Xie Xun and the others immediately became angry, and they rolled up their sleeves one after another, saying that they were going to beat Jia Qing.

Looking at Xie Xun and the others' sandbag-sized fists, Jia Qing was so frightened that he screamed, hugged his head and shouted: "Don't beat me, kill me, no one will be able to solve the poison on your body." ”

"The thousand miles of lotus incense in Lao Tzu's body is not poisonous at all, who else are you going to scare?" The more I talked, the more angry I became, and I kicked Jia Qing to the ground and stumbled a horse-faced man next to me.

The horse-faced man was suddenly furious, but his gaze swept over Zhao Yun and the others, so he had to snort coldly and leave in a huff.

Jia Qing got up from the ground and said with a dry smile: "This brother, my master will come to Chang'an in three days, he has been a professional detoxification for sixty years, much more powerful than me, as long as you don't beat me, I promise to call him over to help you take a look." ”

I was about to kick over, but Zhao Yun grabbed me: "Anyway, I've been deceived, and beating him can't change the facts, so let him go, I don't know if he really has a great master." ”

I snorted coldly and told him the location of my hospitalized child, Jia Qing patted the dust on his body and staggered away.

When this kind of thing happened, I was not in the mood to continue walking, I walked casually for a while, and was about to go back, when there was a commotion in front of us, and then a dozen or so soldiers came towards us, and the first one was the horse-faced man just now, pointing at us and saying: "Master Jun, it is a few of them who make trouble on the street and beat others. ”

Hearing this, more than a dozen soldiers showed their weapons one after another, and one of the burly officers in front sneered: "Brothers, it's quite majestic to fight in the street, don't say anything, come with me to the city guard." ”

The castle guard? I was depressed for a while, although it was simple to clean up the dozen or so soldiers in front of me, but they represented the entire city defense of Chang'an City, if I really wanted to confront them, countless troops would swarm in.

Signaling his subordinates not to act rashly, I walked up to the officer and said with a smile: "Your surname, military master? ”

The burly officer snorted coldly: "Don't talk nonsense here, when you get to the city guard, you have the opportunity to tell you." ”

I hurriedly whispered: "Actually, I'm also from the city guard, but I haven't had time to report yet." ”

Hearing this, the burly officer suddenly glanced at me: "What's your name?" ”

"Vincy."

"So you're Vincy?" The burly officer sneered: "Yesterday, Lord Zhang told me that someone was coming to report, and I waited for a day and no one came, and I also said who was so arranged, it turned out to be you." ”

It seems that Wang Yun didn't take this matter seriously, he just said hello casually, otherwise this officer wouldn't have this attitude, I rubbed my nose: "Master Jun, are you my boss?" ”

A sharp-faced soldier next to him smiled: "That's right, in front of you is our Captain Miao Weimiao." ”

I took out a silver ingot in my arms, almost seven or eight taels, and took the opportunity to shake hands with Miao Wei and stuffed the silver into his hand: "Captain Miao, didn't I think of preparing a meeting gift for you?" ”

Captain Miao weighed the weight of the silver and smiled: "Yes, you are a sensible person, and you have met it anyway, so go back with me and get the registration procedures." By the way, who is another Zhao Yun? ”

I pointed at Zhao Yun and said, "It's him." ”

Miao Wei glanced at Zhao Yun up and down: "Yes, the young man is very handsome, if he has a special task in the future, he can use it?" ”

I asked Murong Xiu and Xie Xun and the others to go back first, and Zhao Yun and I followed Miao Wei back to the city guard to report, and on the way, I asked cautiously: "Captain Miao, what did you mean by special tasks just now?" ”

Captain Miao laughed: "When the wives and ladies of those officials go to the temple to offer incense or go on a spring outing in the suburbs, they will come to our city guard to call a few soldiers to escort them, which is a special task." Zhao Yun is so handsome, who will go if he doesn't go? ”

Hearing this, Zhao Yun immediately rolled his eyes and didn't make a sound.

The city guard is located in the third alley of Xuande Street, there are only two yamen in the whole alley, the left is the city guard, the right is the Shenwu army barracks, the door to the door, there are two stone lions at the door and glaring at the opposite side, and the soldiers guarding are even more bitter and hateful to each other, looking like they have a deep grudge.

Seeing us, the guards of the Shenwu Army immediately coughed vigorously twice, and then spat at us fiercely, looking at us with great contempt. I was a little stunned and asked Miao Wei what was going on.

Miao Wei didn't answer me, walked to the gate, spat fiercely at the side of the Shenwu Army, and then asked us to do the same, saying that this is the rule of the officers and soldiers of the city guard, as long as you don't spit on the other party, the expression must be in place, how to contempt how to come.

I was surprised, I saw that the rest of the dozen or so soldiers were spitting at the opposite side with hideous faces, and the soldiers of the Shenwu Army were struggling to fight back, and the two sides were spitting back and forth, and soon, our side occupied the numerical advantage, and the four soldiers on the opposite side had no 'bullets' in their mouths, and they looked at the sky with a stupid face, and began to pretend to be deaf and dumb.

Our side won a complete victory, Miao Wei waved his hand, the soldiers entered the door one after another, when I turned around to leave, I suddenly turned back, and spit on the opposite side of the spit, this time the momentum sank, and it was directly spit on the eyes of the stone lion on the opposite side, seeing this, the soldiers on the opposite side shouted loudly, Captain Miao hurriedly pulled me into the door, and even told me not to admit that there was such a thing when I was killed.

"Didn't you say how to despise how to come?" I'm a little puzzled.

"Damn, we spit on the road, it's in the neutral zone, who told you to spit on someone's stone lion?" Miao Wei said a little angrily, and then beckoned a soldier to report the matter to the top, but he took me and Zhao Yun to stand at the door to observe the situation on the other side. R1058