Chapter 391: The Bait of Heavenly Sin
Just a few days before leaving, Tiansin also got a carriage for himself, and ran to ask the big white wolf to pull it, but was rejected by the other party's eyes, and almost had a bloody case.
I asked for eight horses with the Taiwei and pulled them together, which was completely the emperor's standard, and the car was naturally stable.
After settling the women, he ran into the fake man's carriage every day.
"Oh, your skin stinks, can anyone still live here? Can't you smell it? ā
"Oh, your skin is rotten and watery, can you still look at this? I feel sick when I look at it, don't you have eyes? Can't you see it? ā
Every day he would go and grind like this.
At first, the fake leather people only thought he was too annoying, but after talking too much, they began to think about it themselves.
Yes, clothes will be dirty and old after wearing them for a long time, and this human skin is even more prone to breakage.
It's time to get a few more human skins to put on.
But before they could kill someone, the content of the heavenly sin muttering changed again.
"Oh, your skin is so ugly, sewn together like a patch, don't you have any aesthetic concepts?"
"Holy! No way? Do you still want to get the same thing? Please, how can you be a man without pursuit? Even if it's clothes, you have to wear something nice, right? ā
The two of them were annoyed by him, and finally got angry and shouted, "What do you want us to do?!" ā
Heavenly Sin pursed his lips, but didn't say anything.
The next day, he came again.
This time, it was with delicious food, exuding a strong aroma of heat, and feasting in front of them.
"You see, it's meat. In this world, there is no better way to absorb nutrients than this, which has been eliminated since ancient times, and everything has its time when it is eliminated, only this delicacy...... Hehe, it is increasingly renewed, never eliminated, and the pace of people's most delicious taste has never stopped, not even slowed down. ā
"Look, it's wine! Don't look at this cup is very small, in this army, I'm afraid that even the captain will drool, and he can't drink it if he wants to, this is not for nourishment, but a kind of ...... Enjoy, slightly drunk and feel that the world is under your feet, it doesn't matter whether you are high or low, you are all a wine worm in the cup...... Hey, hey, beauty! ā
This can make the two fake skin people angry, they can't eat meat, they can't drink alcohol, this human can enjoy, they don't have that ability.
The world of Yan Qi is very different from here, in order to survive, it seems to be an infernal hell, as for pleasure...... Even if he is the master of his own family, he seems to have never enjoyed himself in this life.
So isn't Heavenly Sin angry with people when he does this?
Another day passed, and Heavenly Sin directly brought the little sword with him.
The big grin stretched out his hand into the arms of the little sword, and the beauty rubbed wantonly.
"Oh, chromophobia is also the most primitive and highest demand of human beings. People struggle all their lives, isn't it just to eat and drink spicy food, and then have a mother-in-law to warm the bed? This woman's body is ...... Hehe, it is the winter snow that turns into spring rain, the summer river enters the autumn sea, and the gentle and gentle water is a pool of clear water, which is to touch it for a lifetime, and I am afraid that it will not be enough, as for the other ...... Hehe, it's so beautiful that I can't describe it to outsiders, oops, I tell you that you don't understand it! ā
The two of them thought that the sin of heaven was angry with them.
These days, the two of them are also holding back a fire and have nowhere to vent.
After eating the perfect food and teasing Xiaojian, he went back.
But the two men sat down together and discussed.
"Well, this kid should indeed be taught a lesson, he's so bad!"
"That's it! It's ...... to be angry with people who can't possibly have things This is too despicable, no wonder the Lord said to guard against him, this kid is very bad. ā
"Bad pus!"
"Bad scum!"
After discussing for a while, the two decided to go to him while it was dark, get a sack to put on it, and beat him hard to relieve his anger.
But of course, it will have to wait for the opportunity.
At least when the big white wolf is not paying attention, and when the few women around Tiansin who are obviously very high in cultivation are not paying attention, it is best to ...... It's a heavenly sin that has fallen alone, hum! Then the opportunity for revenge has come!
The two of them secretly watched the situation of the heavenly sin.
The next day, the sins of heaven did not come to grind them.
That night, they found that Tiansin had secretly walked out of the Chinese army and went behind a nearby hill, without taking anyone with him.
Here's your chance!
The two fake skin men were in ecstasy, and secretly followed with large leather bags and sticks, ready to educate and educate the sins of heaven.
When they arrived at the back mountain, the two of them avoided the scout's eyeliner, it happened to be night, there was no sunlight, and the two fake skin people didn't have to be afraid of the sun.
The two of them let out a silent, weird laugh, and lightly touched it in the direction that Heavenly Sin had left.
There, however, was a small river.
The river rippled silver in the moonlight, and Heavenly Sin squatted by the river, his head bowed and he didn't know what he was doing.
It seems to be very serious.
The two fake skin men couldn't help but wonder and became curious.
decided to see what he was doing by sneaking out on his own, and then trap him and beat him up.
The two of them went around, but Qingfeng didn't find their whereabouts, they came and went without a trace, obviously the cultivation of the two was not low.
But when they got closer, the voices of the two of them in astonishment betrayed their tracks.
Tiansin was startled, covered the things in his hand in a panic, and asked vigilantly, "...... you guys Why did you guys get here? You guys...... Did you see?! ā
"I saw ......"
The two spoke almost at the same time, their voices a little muffled.
Heavenly Sin looked desperate, gritted his teeth, and then said, "That...... Let's discuss, can you not tell me about this matter? Once people know about it, I'm afraid that I will have no way to live in this world, and everyone will think of me as a demon. ā
The two looked at each other and nodded sluggishly.
After a while, he asked, "You...... What do you do...... How, exactly? ā
What did Heavenly Sin do?
In the place he was covering, lay a mountain tanuki, a cunning and bloodthirsty little animal.
But if it's just a tanuki, it's fine.,The lower body of a tanuki is actually ...... Fishtail!
And there are scattered fish flesh and blood on the side.
What's more, this tanuki is still alive, although weak, but still alive!
What does this mean? It was the sin of heaven that put the tail of a fish on the lower half of the polite body, and it was still alive.
So what exactly should this thing be called? Fish? Or a cat?
Tiansin was panicking, and the 'cat fish' who was covered up by him was even more panicked, and suddenly jumped, and actually fell directly into the water, and then ...... Wagging his tail and swimming away!
"Damn it!"
Heavenly Sin let out a low roar and was about to go forward to chase after him.
The two of them stopped him at once and asked again, "What the hell is going on?" You...... Do you know what kind of magic magic? ā
Heavenly Sin stopped, sighed, and said, "If you are discovered, there is no way." ā
Then he asked, "...... Really won't talk about it? ā
"Hmph, you have to tell us first, what the hell are you doing!"
Heavenly Sin sighed, "Okay, okay, actually...... You should also know that I am a man of great medicine. ā
A fake skin man nodded and said: "That's right, in order to resurrect the Lord, the people in the palace were infected with anger, and they couldn't have survived, but most of them were saved by you." ā
Heavenly Sin continued: "Yes, whether it's Qi or something else, in fact, there are very few diseases in this world that I can't cure, hehe, you may think I'm bragging, but ...... Have you ever seen a person die next to me? Hmph, he's about to die, as long as there's still a breath left, I can revive him! ā
The sin of heaven is not a lie.
The two men wondered, "What do you mean by this?" ā
Heavenly Sin said: "That's the case, you may not understand, it's like martial arts cultivation to reach the highest level in this world, that ...... What will that person do? I'm bored, I'm lonely, I don't know what I can do anymore, I'm invincible. That's why there is the phrase loneliness of masters. Me too!
My medical achievements have reached the pinnacle, and there is no one in this world who is stronger than me, so I am also lonely, lonely as snow.
Suddenly, one day I had a whim, if this person's leg is broken, as long as the break is very short, I can pick it up, huh...... It was his own thing, and naturally there was nothing wrong with putting it back.
But then I thought, what if...... If the object does not belong to the same person, can it be placed together?
Hey, I've been on the battlefield before, and I've saved some soldiers with medical skills, I remember a few times, some soldiers have lost their heads, their bodies are still there, and some are generally intact, but their hearts have been penetrated and they can't see how alive.
At that time, I thought, let's be a dead horse as a live horse doctor, why don't I have to give it a try.
As a result, this trial ...... Hey, what's going on with you? ā
"What's going on?!"
"It's done! One person's heart is placed in another person's chest, and it can continue to beat, it is ...... It's alive! ā
"Is that really the case?!"
"Then what else can you do? Besides, does it make sense to lie to you? Does it make sense? Really, stop doubting my words! Ahem, this discovery has also brought my medical level to the peak, and there is no one on the entire continent who is my opponent.
I'm lonely, so I'm prone to cranky thoughts.
I was thinking again, between two different people, body parts can be 'appropriated' from each other, so ...... If it's not human beings and human beings? If...... Hey.
Wouldn't it be awesome if one of the arms of a human was replaced with the claws of a ferocious beast?!
Of course, I don't dare to do real things in human beings, after all, the heavens are angry and people are resentful, and if this kind of rebellious thing is known by others, they will say that I am a crooked and evil way, that I am a demon, and they will kill me.
But......
Hehe, humans can't try, can't I try anything else?
For example, today's fish and tanuki, I want to try it, if ...... If I put all the parts that a fish uses in the water on the tanuki's body, will it be able to swim in the water like a fish? And it can still maintain the nature of a tanuki, and even when it is out of water, it can still inhabit the forest like a normal tanuki......"
The two people hurriedly asked, "You succeeded?!" ā
Heavenly Sin scratched his head and smiled: "Success or not...... Hey, didn't you see that? If you hadn't stopped me, I'd have caught the tanuki right now...... Okay, I've already explained the reason for the incident to you honestly, and you're not going to tell you about it, are you? This kind of thing has nothing to do with the great cause of you who are angry, so you shouldn't pay attention to it, right? Right? ā
The two men looked at each other again.
Subsequently...... A sneer.
One of them said, "Don't let us say it? Yes, but ...... Do you want to use humans to make a real yĆ n? ā
Tiansin was startled, and said vigilantly: "You guys...... Why do you ask? What do you want to do? ā
The fake skin said: "Don't you think the skin on our body is ugly and smelly?" Can you take the human skin with us...... Just like this tanuki and fish, perfect blend together, right? ā