Chapter 282: Two Conditions (Part I)
was worried that he couldn't think of a good way to make Luo Yang appear, but he didn't expect Luo Yang to say this, Qiu Ping was overjoyed, and Lu Jia, who was hiding in the crowd, had a gloomy face, and the clouds were scattered and the sun was shining.
"Haha...... Then come up! Come on! Akihira said eagerly.
Luo Yang frowned again and again - this can't be 'old glass', right? Why do you hold an orchid finger and let yourself 'come up, come', is it to ask me to 'get on' him? Looking at his lowly appearance of owing x, he has one less handkerchief and a woman's clothes than 'Ruhua'!
"Hey, coach, are you deaf?" Luo Yang said angrily: "I haven't finished my words yet, what are you going on, am I such a casual person?!" ”
As soon as Luo Yang's words came out, there was a burst of laughter in the classroom, and the students looked at Qiu Ping with tacit ambiguous eyes, and saw that the latter's heart was furious.
"Do you still have the conditions?" Qiuping endured his anger and said.
"Of course! You're a coach! No conditions, who wants to do this stupid thing of an egg touching a stone? ”
Luo Yangchai glanced at Lu Jia and the others who were 'throwing bricks and attracting jade', and sneered: "Except for fools!" ”
"Damn!"
Beside Lu Jia, a student who had 'fought' before was furious and wanted to get up and teach Luo Yang a lesson, but was stopped by Lu Jia.
"Sit down! If you dare to do anything wrong with me, I'll chop you up and throw you in the river to feed the fish!" ”
Lu Jia lowered his voice and said viciously.
After Zhou Tie left, Lu Jia's newly acquired little brother shrank back like a deflated balloon with a frightened face at the moment.
This qiē can't escape Luo Yang's eyes!
He has long known that today's qiē is a game that Lu Jia and Qiu Ping have already designed, and the qiē that is happening now is all a play!
Luo Yang couldn't help but sigh - life is like a play!
After Lu Jia was the first to challenge Coach Qiuping, the next few kids on stage were actually arranged by Lu Jia - except for a fat man who looked stupid in the 'cooking department'!
In order to lure Luo Yang to the bait, they have been studying together for two days!
Luo Yang thought to himself - seeing that you are so painstaking, I will 'take the bait' of the willing, master! However, if I don't let you pay a price, it will definitely not work, and it is not my Luo Yang's character!
"Say it...... What do you have to do to fight? Qiuping said impatiently, he was almost impatient.
Luo Yang smiled and said, "Coach, you want me to come to the stage so much, it can't be some conspiracy, right?" ”
Qiu Ping was taken aback, he didn't expect Luo Yang to ask this question...... Did he see something?
Qiu Ping glanced at Luo Yang with a weak heart, and felt that it was not like it, so he was bold, pretended to be very calm, and said, "What conspiracy can I have?" This is just a test and assessment of what you have learned this semester! ”
"Uh...... Is that so? You named me to go on stage, I'm afraid that after going to the ring, you will force me to go out again...... Although I am in the wind in Yushu, and people give me nicknames such as 'Girl Killer', 'Friend of Middle-aged Women', 'Confidant Brother', etc., but I am not ready to 'go to the sea'! Luo Yang muttered.
"Waha......"
"Hmm! This dude is so funny, he laughs at me......"
In the taekwondo classroom, there were bursts of laughter again, and many students were laughing and leaning back and forth, holding their stomachs, and shouting that they couldn't do it.
As for the sisters, while laughing and trembling, they also exclaimed that 'Xiao Zhengtai' is still so humorous, it's just against the sky! Like the fat girl Paper Li Mei and others, she began to have stars in her eyes again, and her nymphomaniaia was committed again.
"Actually, my conditions are very simple! There are only two! Luo Yang raised three fingers and said with an oath.
'Poof......'
Even a few quiet little beauties who have always been more reserved couldn't help but look at the three fingers raised by Luo Yang.
This also applies a truth - Zhengtai is good at playing treasures, and sows are also loved!
"Say!" Qiuping gritted his teeth and said viciously.
"First...... Gotta sign a security agreement! Luo Yang said: "The so-called fists and feet have no eyes......"
Qiu Ping was embarrassed - as soon as this 'security agreement' was signed, if he 'accidentally' missed and disabled him, it would be a violation of the agreement!
But if he doesn't sign it, Luo Yang will obviously not go to the ring!
Lu Jia was also dumbfounded, he didn't expect that Luo Yang would be so cunning, not only did he not take the bait lightly, but also put forward conditions! This 'security protocol' must have been to keep him safe...... What can I do?
Luo Yang saw Qiu Ping and Lu Jia's embarrassment and hesitation, knowing what these two were thinking at the moment, and sneered in his heart.
"Of course, this 'security agreement' can be put in another way, that is, 'life and death'!" Luo Yang said with a smile: "I also said just now, my fists and feet have no eyes, I am afraid that if I hurt you, Coach Qiuping, the school will punish me or even expel me, then it will not be fun!" ”
"You...... You hurt me? Qiu Ping's eyes widened, he was stunned for a while, and then burst into laughter: "You said you hurt me? Hahaha...... You won't be scared, stupid, and incoherent! ”
Not only Qiu Ping, but the rest of the people are also imagining this - except for Li Mei, although she doesn't know Luo Yang very well, she vaguely feels that Luo Yang is very powerful!
Luo Yang nodded seriously: "Don't you know, I'm embroidered with fists...... No, is it the sixty-eighth generation descendant of the southern fist and the northern leg? I'm a little fresh meat who knows kung fu! ”
"Wow! Luo Yang is so cute, I love you to death! ”
Li Mei, who weighed more than 100 kilograms, was the first to commit nymphomaniac.
"It's cute, I like ...... too"
"Super cute and cute, little fresh meat is my favorite!"
With Li Mei's 'I love you to death', many female paper and cute girl paper have been infected, which has caused a chain reaction.
"So be it...... As long as you promise, if I accidentally hurt you by mistake, I don't need to bear any responsibility, then I will be out**! ”
Luo Yang Road.
"Hahaha...... Are you done? ”
Qiuping laughed breathlessly, and almost lost his breath halfway.
"Well, do you promise?" Luo Yang asked seriously.
"Promise! Why didn't I say yes? And what if you were hurt by me? Akihei asked seemingly casually.
Here it comes! Finally to the point!
Luo Yang sneered in his heart, but his expression was still easy-going, smiling, and he still felt a little 'little cheap' when he laughed, which attracted bursts of exclamations from the girls.
Luo Yang was extremely emotional-what happened to the little girl now? What the hell is wrong with this world? Seeing a handsome guy is like seeing a fly with carrion, rain in the past few years, Kim so-hyun who has played Do Min-joon's 'all called beasts' in the past two years, as well as Lee Min Ho, Hyun Bin, Won Bin, Kim Hyun Joong, and the recently popular group EXO, every time Luo Yang hears this strange name, he will think of Remy Martin XO, and the very yellow and violent XXOO......
Girls, can you be a little more reserved? I am truly ...... you are like this I love it so much!!
Luo Yang thought with regret, why am I not a star?! So many crazy mm, so many sexy girls, wherever they go to hold concerts and do publicity, there are countless beautiful cuties obsessively following, just add a few beautiful ones, and let them come to 'sleep' together at night, that's called cool! It's really an emperor every night, and you don't have to give money!
Luo Yang coughed twice, quickly put away his lust, and said, "It's all the same!" If you 'miss' or 'accidentally' hurt me, then I will never let you take any responsibility!" ”