Chapter 280: Humanoid Self-Propelled Garbage
After Wei Wuya finished speaking, all the guards continued to get up again. (……#
began to press the prisoner cart towards the most prosperous street in the Lingxiao Country.
Originally, he was about to get out of the way, but I don't know if it was because of his bad eyes, or what, his pot-bellied body turned around and fell to the ground coldly.
Originally, Wei Wuya was very fat.
If I fell like this, I was covered in sand, and I even squirted into my mouth.
He made a few disgusted "bah" sounds, but he didn't expect that instead of spitting it out, Shachen choked in his throat in one breath.
Coughing and coughing, swallowing and swallowing, his face turned red, and his neck was thick red and he was about to stand up.
At this time, there was a stabbing pain in his ankle, and he lost his strength in his foot, and he fell heavily to the ground again.
Dongfang Lingwei looked at him like that, and really felt like a bear fell to the ground.
No, it's not a bear, it's a king.
The turtle king turned around, but he couldn't turn it over, rolling on the ground with his shell, but he couldn't turn over, it was so funny, there was no one.
She couldn't help but smile and glanced at Yu Niansheng next to her, Yu Niansheng hooked her lips at her, and stuck out her tongue.
Looking at him like that, Dongfang Ling Wei knew that Wei Wuya had fallen just now, it wasn't because he was unlucky to drink water and stuffed his teeth, nor was it because he was blind and fell into the pit.
It's Yu Niansheng.
I didn't expect this guy to look so stupid and cute, and sometimes he really plays tricks on people......
Wei Wuya struggled a few times, but he couldn't get up at all.
His feet seemed to be hurt by something, but his hands couldn't support his fat body.
can only roll on the ground alone, and the fat body is dirty, like a humanoid self-propelled garbage!
Seeing that he was struggling to climb but couldn't get up, he couldn't move even if he wanted to.
Finally, the guards couldn't hold back any longer.
"Poof...... Hahaha......"
A crowd of people burst into laughter.
The guards looked at Wei Wuya's joke one after another, and some even couldn't help but hold their stomachs and smile and bend over.
Wei Wuya's face flushed, he swallowed the sand in his mouth stiffly, and said in a thick voice, "Don't hurry up and help this manager up!" You dogs, mothers, be careful that I give the emperor a report, and you will send me one by one to blow yellow sand in the frontier! ”
With a single word, all the laughter stopped.
Who wants to go to that place, Huangshachang, is the frontier that Wei Wuya said, not to mention the wind and sand in that place, and there are often descendants of the demon clan.
None of those who went made it back alive.
None of those who come back alive are complete.
All of them are blind with arms and short legs.
Who has a convulsion in the middle of the night and eats too much to go to that kind of place!
The two leading guards hurriedly ran over to help Wei Wuya up, who knows, Wei Wuya is really too fat, and the two of them can't help him up at all.
"What are you eating? Don't hurry up and help Ben to get up......" Wei Wuya said with a red face and a thick neck, and at first glance it looked like a round and soothing bun.
It was only four or five guards that Wei Wuyan lifted up, but his foot was injured, and as soon as he lifted it, he was about to fall down again.
Fortunately, one of the guards reacted quickly to hold him up, so he didn't fall again.
Wei Wuya helped the guard, patted him on the shoulder three times, gasped and said, "You are very good, follow this manager, you will have the advantage of being promoted and rich in the future." ”