0003 Qiankun bottle and unicorn body
Seeing that the situation was a little embarrassing, I took out a cigarette, handed one to the master, and said with a smile: "By the way, the owner of the cat last night should be a real Taoist master, right?" The cats he raised can be tied with the red-clothed ghosts, and he himself is even more powerful, so it shouldn't be a problem to deal with this ghost. ”
The master lit a cigarette and took a deep breath: "Brother Wenxi, we who learn the Tao take it as our mission to eliminate demons and defend the Dao, if this person can kill this red-clothed ghost, he will definitely not stop halfway, it can be seen that he is not the opponent of this red-clothed ghost, alas, seeing that the ghosts of the netherworld are raging in the world, the world is about to be in chaos." ”
"What then?" I asked hurriedly.
"Unless......" the master mused.
"Unless what?" Grandpa Wang and I are almost in unison.
"Unless you use a bottle to exorcise demons." The master said slowly.
"Qiankun bottle?" I scratched my scalp: "What is the Qiankun bottle?" Sounds pretty awesome. ”
"The Qiankun bottle is the treasure of heaven and earth, and those who get the Qiankun bottle can walk the two worlds of yin and yang and ask for the lives of the ghosts."
"I'm rubbing, so awesome? It's hard to find, is it? ”
"Although the Qiankun bottle is precious, it is not particularly rare, and I know that there is a Qiankun bottle somewhere." The master sighed: "It's a pity, it's useless to know, the Qiankun bottle needs a unicorn body to use." ”
"What is a unicorn body?"
I feel like Grandma Liu who has just arrived in the Grand View Garden, and like Alice who has strayed into the fairyland, what the master said is something I have never heard of, what bronze lamps, what sealing charms, what ghosts, what Qiankun bottles, and now what a unicorn body has come out.
"The unicorn body is an extremely rare physique, tsk, how can I tell you?" The master took a cigarette in his mouth, took out a piece of rune paper from the butt pocket of his jeans, pinched a trick in his hand, and muttered a few words, and with a rubbing, the rune paper suddenly burned in the air.
I couldn't help but be amazed, yo ho, if I learned this trick, I would never have to buy a lighter again.
The rune paper quickly burned to the fingertips of the master, he clamped the end of the rune paper, and drew a circle in the air, and a smoke-like gossip pattern suddenly appeared in the air, the fingers retracted, and the gossip pattern floated in the air and slowly rotated, pointing to this gossip symbol, the master threw away the cigarette butt and said with a smile: "A person with a unicorn physique, as long as he touches the smoke, the gossip pattern will dissipate." ”
Grandpa Wang didn't believe it at all: "Cut, this is just a cloud of smoke, no matter who it is, poke it with your finger, and the smoke must not dissipate immediately?" ”
The master smiled and smacked at the smoke Nunu: "Old man, you try?" ”
Snorted, Grandpa Wang stretched out his fingers and poked at the smoke-like gossip pattern, what was surprising was that as Grandpa Wang's fingers stirred in the smoke, the gossip pattern rippled like water waves, but it just didn't disperse, after the ripples, the gossip pattern was the same as the status quo, and there was a feeling of the moon in the water.
Grandpa Wang was extremely surprised, and simply fanned the smoke a few times with his palm, and the gossip pattern was still lingering in the air, not dissipating at all. When he came back, Grandpa Wang looked at his palm, moved his gaze to me, and asked me to try it too.
With a grin, I stretched out my finger and poked at the smoke, and the moment my finger just poked the gossip pattern, the smoke instantly dissipated into the air.
Suddenly, the three of them were stunned, what does this mean?
Could it be that I am the legendary unicorn body?
After a long pause, the master grabbed my palm and shouted, "Qilin Body!" Unicorn! ”
His expression was extremely excited, even a little crazy, as if the whole person had fallen into extreme excitement, and at the same time, there was a strong coveting look in his excited expression...... That's an exaggerated expression, isn't it? It feels like a beggar who has been hungry for three days and sees a bowl of braised pork, or like a prisoner who has just been released from prison for ten years and sees a woman in a short skirt sitting in a roadside hair salon......
I struggled to break free of his palm, looked down, damn, this guy grabbed a mark on his wrist, and couldn't help but say angrily: "Hey, haven't you seen the world?" What happened to the unicorn? Don't it! ”
"Damn, you're a unicorn!" The master's eyes were full of blazing light, and he shouted incoherently: "A unicorn body that is rare in a thousand years!" ”
"Speak well!" Grandpa Wang slapped the back of the master's head.
The master staggered forward, raised his head, his eyes were a little clearer, and he touched his head, but he didn't care about Grandpa Wang's slap at all, and shouted at me: "Do you know how rare the unicorn body is?" ”
"How rare can it be?" I'm also a little curious.
"The probability is equivalent to someone winning the two-color ball jackpot, well, no, it should be a set of numbers, and two two-color ball jackpots in a row!" The master gave an extremely vivid example.
I sighed, "Well, it's a very small chance." ”
"That is certain, even if you count all the people in the world, and the time span is hundreds of years, there may not be a person with a Qilin physique." The master said loudly: "Do you know what the unicorn body means?" ”
"What does that mean?"
"Means you can use the Qiankun bottle! It means that you can walk the two worlds of yin and yang! It means that you are the nemesis of all evil spirits! The master hissed.
"Cut! I thought I could cultivate to become an immortal? I pursed my lips with great disdain: "Devil Buster? Phew! Lao Tzu is full of food and supports, why do you want to get along with evil ghosts? Am I tired of living? ”
There was a snap, and the back of my head hurt, but it was Grandpa Wang who slapped me on the head, I touched my head and complained loudly: "Grandpa Wang, did you hit the wrong person?" ”
Grandpa Wang said angrily: "It's you who beat you!" What does it mean to be tired? Don't you want to eradicate the red-clothed ghosts in Devil's Crying Hills? He turned to ask the master: "Xiao Gao, tell me where this Qiankun bottle is, quickly find the Qiankun bottle, so that you can come back and kill the red-clothed ghost in Ghost Crying Mountain!" Later, it may kill another innocent person. ”
"The Qiankun bottle is in Baiyang Mountain." The master said.
Baiyang Mountain is not far from Matou Village, and the mountain is quite steep for more than ten miles. It is rumored that Shen Faxing, one of the anti-kings of the Eighteen Roads of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, was defeated by Li Zitong, and his henchmen sneaked into Baiyang Mountain with a large amount of gold, silver and jewelry.
It's a pity that for more than a thousand years, no one has been able to find this treasure in Baiyang Mountain.
I heard that the Qiankun bottle was in Baiyang Mountain, and Grandpa Wang urged him to take us there, but the master was embarrassed: "Old man, that place is extremely dangerous, you don't have to go." ”
Grandpa Wang was furious: "What do you mean? Am I not as skilled as you? Do you want to make a comparison? It's not that I underestimate you, you two can go together! ”
The master cried with a sad face: "Old man, when it comes to fighting, how can we be your opponents, but there is indeed too much yin qi in it, and only virgins can enter!" ”
Hearing this, Grandpa Wang looked the master up and down suspiciously: "You are thirty or forty years old, are you also a virgin?" ”
The master smiled smugly: "Of course." ”
Damn, such an old virgin, I'm embarrassed to say it, if I live to be thirty or forty years old and still a virgin, I'd rather swing a sword from the palace, well, I can't let them know about being a virgin, it's too embarrassing. I couldn't help but say weakly: "I'm not!" ”
The master glanced at me and said with a smile: "You are a Qilin physique, it doesn't matter if you are a virgin or not." Besides, Lao Tzu's eyes are like torches, whether you are a virgin or not, I can see at a glance. ”
I blushed for a while. This brute actually pierced me on the spot, is this a human thing? He said that his eyes were like a torch, and he was your sister!
In desperation, I had to put my hands behind my back and pretend to have a disdainful expression of disdain for you.
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After the master packed a big backpack, the two waved goodbye to Grandpa Wang and went straight to Baiyang Mountain.
After walking for more than an hour to the foot of Baiyang Mountain, the two walked along a remote path for another half hour, and a forest appeared in front of us, and there was a large amount of bushes in the woods, and there was no road at all.
The master looked around for a moment to make sure that there was no one else, and stepped forward to clear a bush, revealing a very rudimentary path behind him.
The trail had been forged by force, and there were marks of knife cuts everywhere, and we walked almost half-crouched through the bushes, through the woods, and in front of us a cliff. The cliff is as high as dozens of meters, and there are several clusters of vines hanging on the east and west clusters, in addition, about five or six meters from the ground, there is a crooked neck pine tree, which is very stubborn to grasp the cliff, and it is arrogant.
The master took out a mountaineering rope from the bag, there was a steel claw at the front end of the mountaineering rope, waved it twice, and with a whoosh, the rope was wrapped around the trunk of the pine tree, and pulled it, the master was like a monkey, and climbed up quickly, when he climbed to the vine under the pine tree, he stopped, pushed the vine away, revealing a stone crack, and the figure shook, the master got into the stone crevice, and then the probe came out and beckoned me to go up.
Tsk, this entrance is really hidden enough, who will pay attention to whether there is a mystery behind the cliff vines?
Fortunately, I have been practicing with Grandpa Wang for almost a year, and my skills are quite agile, I grabbed the rope and climbed up hard, stepped into the gap, and looked forward, this is a gap more than 50 meters long, about four meters high and about one meter wide, very narrow, but I can see that the gap is a valley, lush.
The master walked more than 30 meters with me and stopped, I looked at the exit in front of me and asked in surprise, "Why don't you go?" ”
"It's here!"
"Arrived?" I couldn't help but repeat it.
The master smiled, stretched his arms to the stone walls on both sides, climbed up more than one person high, pressed a few times on a protruding stone on the right side, and there was a soft click, and on the right side of the master, there was a dark hole.
Damn, the crevice behind the cliff vines is hidden enough, and even if someone finds this crevice, they will go directly through the gap to the opposite valley, but unexpectedly, the real entrance is above the middle of this crevice.
The person who designed this entrance is really a hell of a psychopath!
The master dodged into the hole, and after a while, a flashlight came out of the hole, and the master probed at me and said, "Vincy, come up quickly." ”