Chapter 36: A Poisonous Gathering
When Lu Xi returned to No. 1 Middle School, the students of the first and second years of junior high school were in class, and they were quiet all the way.
When I passed by the basketball court, some students were playing basketball in physical education class, and they could hear a little movement.
The slogans for the high school entrance examination have been removed, and the colorful flags planted on both sides of the school road have also been withdrawn, restoring their normal appearance.
Suddenly reminded Lu Xi of a sentence, the iron battalion, the flowing soldiers.
But here, it's an iron-clad campus, flowing students.
Changed.
When Lu Xi arrived at the original third (zero) class classroom, he saw that more than half of the people had arrived.
Wan Changtian's eyes were sharp, and he saw Lu Xi's right arm: "Yo, Lucy, this is a plaster cast to sing K." β
Because Lu Xi's injury was the day before the high school entrance examination, except for Shen Feixia and Guo Qian, who were in the first middle school in the examination room, a few people knew about it, like Wan Changtian, they didn't know that her right hand was injured and put in a plaster.
"Our family is singing K death squad, what is it to put on a plaster, even if your hand is broken and you die, you have to sing." Shen Feixia answered for Lu Xi very strongly.
"Sing it when you're dead, won't it become a ghost crying?" Wan Changtian fought back very strongly.
"Just don't howl in a minute." Shen Feixia is not short of words.
Gathering two things, eating and singing K, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, no exception.
Because only singing K is enough to be high, and as for eating, it is to sing with strength.
However, the time is still early, it is only more than three o'clock in the afternoon, and everyone has not yet arrived, so they will rest and recharge their energy first.
Everyone deliberately did not talk about the high school entrance examination, and chatted casually from all over the world to the mountains.
Lu Xi was originally talking to Wan Changtian, but was quickly pulled away by Guo Qian.
It turned out that Guo Qian was practicing Korean and singing Korean songs in Roman tones.
Lu Xi only knows six tricks about Korean songs, and he doesn't know anything about them, but the title of this Korean song is English, and it's very simple English, but he recognizes it - "DaybyDay". But it's only a few of the English words, which are unknown to Korean.
She could only take the Roman phonetic list given by Guo Qian, and when Guo Qian sang, she checked the phonetic chart to see if there was a wrong sound.
At about four o'clock in the afternoon, the people finally arrived and set off.
People are iron and steel, and if you don't eat, you don't have to sing.
So this meal, I ate until nearly six o'clock, and then headed for a KTV called Starlight.
When they arrived at the reserved private room, everyone was excited and eager to try.
"Spring ploughing and summer ploughing, through the wind and rain, when the fragrance of gardenias floats over the starlight KTV, we are destined to gather in the dim No. 16 box......"
The host, the pseudo-plus past tense squad leader, Chen Ting held the microphone and talked endlessly.
It's just that he was only halfway through his words, and the clichΓ© immediately aroused public outrage, and he was smashed down by a large bag, and the microphone became a hot potato, and he was busy stuffing it into Lu Xi's hands.
At the end, he threw down such a sentence.
"Priority for people with disabilities."
Obviously, he thinks that Lu Xi is a disabled person, and even if he causes public outrage, he will not be besieged. And because of the traditional virtue of giving priority to the disabled, two reasons made Lu Xi have to take the microphone.
Lu Xi was speechless: "Chen Ting, has anyone sued you, you are so poisonous?" β
When Chen Ting heard this, he immediately hit the snake with the stick and shouted loudly: "The students applaud, and warmly welcome Lucy to sing Lao Zhang's "You Are Poisonous" for everyone. β
As soon as the voice fell, the response was like a cloud, and the applause was like thunder.
For Lu Xi, if it weren't for a girl who had a beautiful face, she was almost no different from an invisible person who was so low-key that she could be the first to show her voice, how could she not welcome it.
"Holy!"
Lu Xi found out that she was picking up a stone to hit herself in the foot, and her original plan was to be a five-good audience and not sing. But now, he was forced by Chen Ting's gang to take the lead. Lao Zhang's song seems to be easy to sing, but it's not the same thing when it is really sung, not to mention "You Are So Poisonous", a strange song that seems to be trendy and alternative today.
The background music of "You Are Poisonous" sounded, and she raised the microphone helplessly.
Lu Xi's voice is undoubtedly crisp, the timbre is beautiful, and the words are clear, but when singing "You Are Poisonous", everyone feels that Lu Xi is selling cuteness no matter how they listen to it.
Of course, Lu Xi herself feels very innocent, she was originally a big man in Tibet, can she do such a thing as selling cuteness?
Obviously not, but listen to that song-
"You're so poisonous, you're poisonous, you're poisonous, woo woo woo ......"
Isn't this selling moe what?
Lu Xi finally endured the nausea and finished singing, and immediately threw the microphone to Guo Qian next to him: "Lady first." β
Guo Qian is the favorite singer in the class, and she is also a well-known singing expert.
Guo Qian took the microphone, without any shyness, and stood in front of everyone generously, talking about the song she wanted to sing and the original song of the song.
But because of the Korean language she spoke, everyone only heard Smecta coming like a tide, and they didn't understand what she was saying at all.
Lu Xi looked at the romanization and translation, and realized that what she was going to sing was the song "DaybyDay" that she had practiced before, which was said to be the song of the Korean girl group T-ara.
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A bunch of sticks, everyone was dumbfounded, but fortunately, it quickly flashed over the white thighs that made the boys dizzy.
In fact, Guo Qian's voice is delicate and sweet, which is very suitable for singing this kind of song.
Guo Qian sang very devotedly, especially when she sang a piece of "KissMeMyBaby", she also threw a wink at Lu Xi.
This charming eye, the weight of resentment, as if someone has done something angry and resentful, but June Feifrost, sorry for her business, made Lu Xi shiver involuntarily.
After Guo Qian sang the song "DaybyDay", she was very popular with the military, and after Encore, she came to a Korean song called "If", which is worthy of her name as a Korean drama fan.
A group of boys thought it was a song by the members of the Thigh Era group, at least they could feast their eyes, but they didn't expect that there was only one person who appeared on the big screen in the end, and it was still a person who was dressed tightly.
But the song sounds good, and it makes up for the regret of not seeing the thighs era.
After Guo Qian, it was Shen Feixia.
Shen Feixia sang Teresa Teng's "Full Moon in the West Building", a little bit of the farmer's strong farmer's spring is a little sweet, and the song is really sweet.
Shen Feixia came down, and the microphone was passed to Wan Changtian's hand.
"What I bring to you is a relatively niche Guangdong poll that many people may not have heard of." Wan Changtian paused when he said this, as if he was on the stage of his own concert, his eyes swept back and forth in the crowd a few times, and he had sold enough of the passes, so he could reveal the answer in a timely manner, "That is "The Bell of the Zen Temple"! β
According to the polls in Guangdong, everyone who is used to listening to pop songs doesn't know what it is.
It's like Liu Sanjie's mountain song, it's a matter of the last century, and now someone still sings that thing?
Everyone was a little curious, but when they saw Wan Changtian there setting up a concert shelf, they picked up their shoes and cheered threateningly, which scared Wan Changtian and hurriedly opened.
The music of "Zen Courtyard Bells" sounded, a little sad, but the rhythm was very good, everyone thought it was quite fresh, and it felt good.
"The clouds are cold and the rain is cold, and the scenery is bleak in the middle of the lonely night......"
Wan Changtian started singing, his voice was very powerful, and his spirit was also long, which was diametrically opposed to his hemp stick figure, and he had strength, and he sang very tactfully and lingeringly.
is like an eight-foot man, but he has the ability to pinch and embroider mandarin duck pictures, everyone suddenly quieted down and listened carefully.
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"The bell of the Zen temple is heard alone in the middle of the night, and there are haters in the middle of the night who have tears in their eyes."
Wan Changtian vividly expressed the lofty, poignant, sad and depressed expression of "The Bells of the Zen Temple", so after singing the song, even the two or three boys who were sitting far away and playing table games in the corner stood up and applauded.
"Chen Ting, stop shooting, it's your turn."
Chen Ting has been filming with DV since he was ousted from the stage at the beginning.
"Although everything is said to come first and come first, I am full of Lei Feng's spirit today, you sing first, and I will come back after filming." Chen Ting said with a smile, but someone might as well have already coveted it.
As soon as he finished speaking, a figure rushed diagonally, snatching the white blade with his empty hand, and snatched his DV.
"I'll shoot it for you, you can sing it, everyone is waiting for your dolphin sound." Lu Xi fiddled with Chen Ting's DV and said.
"So many friends in the rivers and lakes carry love, then I will offer beauty."
Chen Ting took the microphone stuffed by Lu Xi and said, but he seemed a little unwilling to be pitted alone, his eyes swept over the crowd, and fixed on Chen Yun, who was hiding in the corner, peeling peanuts and drinking wine, and was content.
He stretched out his hand and pointed at Chen Yun, and said to Wan Changtian, who was staring at him next to him, "The one over there, drag it over." β
Then Wan Changtian teamed up with several classmates and dragged the whole person over with Chen Yun's limbs.
"Hey, what are you doing, what do you want to do, I sue you, it's against the law." Chen Yun was caught off guard and threatened again and again, but after a few words of threat, he found that he was stared at by several big men with wolf-like eyes, and hurriedly helped his glasses, "Hey, I've never heard of it, can you still break the law by dragging someone?" β
"Take it." The muscular man in the big man slipped a microphone into it.
"Okay, okay, this master is tired and sits first, and the little one will sing a song first, if it's not good, don't want money." Chen Yun bowed.
In the end, Chen Ting and Chen Yun walked to the front of the stage, and within a few seconds, a very strange piece of music sounded.
Looking at the big screen, it seems to be a positive episode in Xing Ye's movie "Tricky Expert".
"Are you ready?" Chen Ting asked.
"Ready." Chen Yun replied.
After answering, the two looked at each other.
"Ok, let's go."
"I will work hard to make progress, and I will not be in vain in the hope of all kings. I want to work hard and make my friends happy. β
"Hey, young people should work hard, rest of sorrow and rest of desolation. In short, but with my strength, I must first strengthen my ambition. β
"If I am frustrated again, I will try but with strength."
"His heart was full of sorrow, and he beamed with triumph."
"Good friends!"
"Love!"
"Good friends encourage each other, friendship is unforgettable, good friends are like ......"
A song "I want to work hard" sung by Xing Ye and Andy, everyone saw that Chen Ting and Chen Yun had such a tacit understanding, and the love in the foundation was like a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control, they coaxed and asked the two to sing a love song.
Chen Ting and Chen Yun in front of the big screen listened, looked at each other again, and there seemed to be sparks flying in their eyes, and in an instant, the temperature in the air seemed to drop by half, and everyone couldn't help but hug their arms.
However, when everyone felt cold and cold, the two of them suddenly smacked each other's mouths in the air.
Chen Ting's comic comparison, can be husky, everyone knows.
Everyone could never have imagined that Chen Yun, a pedantic little talent who likes to set up his heart for heaven and earth, establish a life for the people, continue to learn for the saints, and open peace for all generations, can be so lively.
Vomit!
Suddenly, everyone collapsed, and the sound of vomiting came and went.
"Well, it's hard to be warm, since everyone is so enthusiastic, let's reluctantly make it difficult, and use a love song, a song to praise friendship, to express the love between us, forever." Chen Ting said loudly.
"Chen Ting, you are the wind, Chen Yun, you are sand, lingering to the end of the world." Shen Feixia whistled very boldly and shouted.
"Do you want us to have a song "You Are the Wind, I Am the Sand"?" Chen Ting asked affectionately.
Chen Ting's choice has not yet been said, and someone has chosen for the two of them, which is Ren Xianqi and Miriam Yang's "Flowers and Full Moon Night".
Chen Ting is a tough guy and a sissy squad handsome, pinching an intoxicating orchid finger, and his attainments are comparable to Lao Zhang, who sings affectionately on the stage and has reached the realm of forgetting things and me.
What, you ask who Lao Zhang is, is there anyone else besides the God of Song?
The female voice Miriam Yang is naturally interpreted by him, and the male voice is left to Chen Yun.
Then, two, Chen Yun attacked immeasurably, Chen Ting suffered boundlessly, and before he started singing, everyone laughed together.
"I declare first, if you laugh hoarsely, I am not responsible, and I will pay for the purchase of Golden Throat Tablets by myself. Again, this is not an advertisement for the sale of Golden Throat Tablets. β
And then there was another burst of laughter.
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"The happy times go by so fast, and it's time to say goodbye."
So, this party ended with the episode "Shaolin Kung Fu Haoye" of "Shaolin Football".
Chen Ting, the squad commander and acting squad leader, made a final summary of the gathering.
"Ladies and gentlemen, students, friends and friends, hello everyone, it is a great pleasure to address this great event here."
"Spring ploughing and summer ploughing, through the wind and rain, when the fragrance of golden cinnamon floats over the starlight KTV, we gathered in the dim No. 16 box, about to end this grand event."
This time, no one greeted him with a big bag or a small bag.
Looking back on the past few hours of singing, everyone is determined to forge ahead and strive to be a wheat tyrant, diligently coaxing, selfless dedication screaming, and trying their best to cheer. However, it is precisely because of our concerted efforts and solidarity that such a grand event has been achieved. Overall, it was a united, lively, warm, harmonious, and absolutely lasting event. β
"After my speech, I will announce that I am willing to pay for this event, please go slowly. Those who don't want to pay, like me, run away first. β
After Chen Ting finished speaking, he threw down the microphone, pulled out his legs and opened the door and ran.
(Yesterday's second update, written until 2 o'clock in the morning, can only say that it was late, sorry, fortunately there are a lot of words.) οΌ