0009 Strange Paintings

With great interest, I began to test the Beginner Daoist skill, Stiffness.

This is a group attack skill that has a chance to stiffen the enemy's body and prevent them from moving, lasting for a few seconds, and the higher the mental power, the greater the chance and the longer the duration. In Ding Buqun's words, with my current mental strength, I can stiffen my opponent three times out of ten, which is already very good.

Sure enough, I tried it more than ten times, and I succeeded twice, and even so, I could be regarded as reaching the realm of a junior Daoist.

Next, I tested the intermediate Taoist skill - curse, which can cast a true qi bomb on the target, and the mind controls its explosion, causing some additional damage to the target, and has a chance to stun it for a few seconds, the higher the mental power, the greater the chance, and the longer the duration.

Obviously, I didn't reach the intermediate level of a Dao Master, and I didn't succeed in cursing it even once out of ten.

Even so, it has greatly exceeded Ding Buqun's expectations, looking at me, his eyes flickered, and it took a long time before he said: "Okay, that's all for today, you usually practice more, and when the senior Daoist starts the trial, I will meet you again." ”

Uh, it's really inexplicable, an old man came out nervously, and he insisted on teaching me a set of Qiankun mental methods, and didn't ask for anything in return, he was really a weird person, and immediately laughed: "What if I have something to find you?" ”

Ding Buqun smiled: "When the time comes, if you shout three words Master save me, I will pull you into a dream." ”

He's a psychopath, and Lao Tzu is not Wukong. Instead, he asked, "Am I very good now?" After going out, you should be able to win ten or eight big men, right? Fireballs and iron armor are awesome to think about. ”

Ding Buqun smiled slightly: "With your current cultivation, it should be no problem to defeat ten or eight ordinary people by using Dao techniques......" Before I could cheer, Ding Buqun continued: "But you can't fight bullets, if someone finds out that you are different from ordinary people, you will definitely be arrested by the relevant departments and dissected as a specimen!" Therefore, I advise you not to perform Dao techniques lightly, unless you can reach the level of a grandmaster, only when you reach that realm will you be afraid of ordinary bullets, and naturally you will not be afraid of being caught and dissected. Well, there is one more thing I want to remind you, there are people outside the world, and if other Taoist masters notice you, they are afraid that you will threaten him in the future, and they may also kill you. ”

"Day, they are all cultivators, they won't be so violent, right?"

"People are unpredictable, and there is nothing wrong with being careful." Ding Buqun sighed, his face was full of embarrassment, as if he remembered the sad past, he waved his hand gloomily, and in an instant, the dream had disappeared.

When I opened my eyes, I was already back in the ward, and before I could call the fat man and them in, the feeling of tiredness surrounded me, and I fell asleep in an instant.

I don't know how long I slept, but when I woke up, I found that there was only the fat man in front of the hospital bed, who was sitting next to him reading a novel on his mobile phone, I stretched my waist, and the fat man was suddenly alert, looked at me, and surprise flashed in his eyes: "Assi, you finally woke up?" ”

"How long did I sleep this time?" I asked.

The fat man looked down at his phone: "It's ten o'clock in the morning, you fell asleep at ten o'clock in the morning yesterday, tsk, you slept for a whole day and a night." Hey? Looks like you're in good spirits. ”

Of course, Lao Tzu is now a Taoist master. Thinking of this, I suddenly remembered that the fat man didn't say that he had studied in a certain Taoist sect, and immediately asked, "Fat man, have you studied Taoism before?" ”

The fat man nodded proudly: "I am a disciple of the Murong family." ”

"Aren't you surnamed Yang? How did he become a disciple of the Murong family? ”

The fat man scratched his scalp: "It's a registered disciple." I saw an enrollment revelation for a crash course in spells on a roadside telephone pole, the tuition fee was only 998, I signed up for seven or eight textbooks, and after two years of correspondence, I was issued a graduation certificate, stamped with the steel seal of the Murong family, there should be no fake. ”

"Grass, two years of correspondence is also a crash course?" I smiled and said, "What kind of teaching materials have you been given?" ”

"Computer Basics, Meitu App Tips, 19 Business Negotiation Tricks, 300 English Sentences......" The fat man counted me with his fingers.

I waved him off: "Aren't there any books on the origins of Taoism?" ”

The fat man was stunned: "What am I going to learn to do?" Just learn a little spell. ”

"Your teacher didn't tell you anything about the Tao?"

"Nope!"

Speechless for a while, this fool was obviously fooled, and asked with a wry smile: "Didn't you say that you have an aunt who knows magic?" ”

"She is the honorary principal of our school, and it is said that she is an executive of the Murong family." When the fat man talked about her aunt, a strange expression appeared on his face, as if he thought of Mama Rong who was still a pearl gerry.

This guy doesn't even know about the fart, he can't ask about Taoism-related knowledge from him, so he has to go to that aunt and grandmother to ask if he has time.

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After going through the discharge procedures, the first thing I did was to go to a restaurant to eat, and I didn't eat anything because I couldn't sleep well these days, but now I am full of energy and feel that I can eat a cow.

went out and called a black car, and the fat man said a location, this is a Hunan restaurant, in the words of the fat man, Hunan cuisine is spicy, and the meal is served.

Unexpectedly, the black car driver was the first time to open business, directly drove the car into the ring highway, and when he arrived at the Hunan restaurant in a circle, it was an hour later, he cried and asked us to give a little casually, and the fat man scolded a few words and gave three steel hammers.

As soon as I got out of the car and was about to enter the door, a person rushed out of it, directly into my arms, although I had reacted, but because of the lack of support, he almost knocked me over, but fortunately, the fat man was quick-eyed, one hand held me up, the other hand pushed it away, and scolded in his mouth: "Grass, how do you walk, don't you have eyes?" ”

What hit me was a middle-aged man with a thin face, who looked a little familiar.

Even if he bumped into me, he didn't have any guilt on his face, and just whispered: "To Xiao Jia." Then he quickly left.

Hearing this, I looked at the fat man face to face, and after a while, I asked in surprise: "Fat man, did I hear it wrong, did he just say a word to Xiao Jia?" ”

"That's right, I did say this, tsk, did he recognize the wrong person? Or is it neuropathy? ”

The two guessed wildly, what to give to Xiao Jia, to Xiao Jia, and to sell fake...... I frowned and asked, "Fatty, do you think this person is a little familiar?" ”

"Hey, I really feel a little impressed when you say that." The fat man frowned and thought about it, and suddenly patted his thigh: "Grass, I remember, Xiao Leer asked us to apologize that day, and after she drove there, a person asked us for two business cards, and this person was him!" ”

I remembered, yes, this was the person.

Still, we couldn't guess what this man meant, so we decided to eat first.

Ordered a large table of dishes, I devoured four bowls of rice, Fang touched his belly, burped and paid the bill, and when I found my wallet, I found that I didn't know when an extra piece of paper came out of my pocket.

This paper is the kind of tin foil inside a cigarette case, folded into very small squares, unfolded, and on top of it is a drawing, hastily drawn with a ballpoint pen.

Seeing this, the fat man sighed and came over to watch.

The picture is very sloppy and abstract, and it is barely possible to distinguish a simple house, with a man leaning on the roof railing, and in front of the house are two curved curves, in the middle of which are painted a dozen geometric patterns (all of them are a horizontal semi-ellipse below, and a right-angled triangle is vertical above the semi-ellipse, and these geometric patterns are crossed out), and an apple is drawn next to it, in addition to this, there are four numbers in the upper right corner of the paper, 1503.

"What does this mean? Did this man stand on the roof of a house and intend to commit suicide by jumping off the building? The fat man said.

"Suicide by jumping off a building? So why do you draw these geometric shapes below? I frowned.

"Here's the road, the geometry represents the cars on the road, and these forks mean the cars are broken."

"Fart, is that what your car looks like? I look a little like a ship, yes, a sailboat! I pointed to the crooked lines on the map and said, "This is a river, and these boats are in the river." ”

"You're saying that the painting means that boats are forbidden here? Violator fined an apple? ”

"Damn, I didn't say that."

"In my opinion, this woman is preparing to commit suicide by jumping into the river!" The fat man thought for a moment and came to a conclusion.

"Even if you want to commit suicide by jumping into the river, it is enough to draw a boat to indicate that there is a river below, so why draw so many boats? Hey, how do you know that the person on the screen is a woman? This man is almost as good as a stickman. I asked, surprised.

"Although she only has a few strands of hair, which are drawn to the shoulders, it is clear that the author wants to convey that this is a woman." The fat man laughed.

Although what the fat man said is not scientific at all, it seems to have some truth.

"What about apples? What does apple mean? ”

"It should be her lover who didn't buy her an iPhone, so she threatened to commit suicide!"

"What does 1503 mean next to that?"

"In March 2015, this woman will commit suicide by jumping into the river on the bank of the Xingjiang River!" The fat man's eyes shone with wisdom, like Sherlock Holmes, like Sherlock, Conan, and Brother Hugh......

"You know a!" I laughed and complimented the fat man, then frowned and thought, "Which neurotic is this kidding me?" By the way, who has been with me in the past few days when I was hospitalized? Somebody took advantage of the chaos and slipped the note into my clothes. ”

The fat man rolled his eyes: "Chaos? Do you think you're a star? It seems that there are a lot of people who pay attention to you, except for me and Ling Feng, only your parents are by your side, I think, your parents shouldn't make such a joke with you, right? ”

"Doctors and nurses don't seem to be possible." I thought about it, and then an electric light flashed in my head: "Could it be the person at the door just now?" He deliberately bumped into me, and then stuffed this piece of paper into my pocket, didn't he say a word to Xiao Jia? He wanted me to give this piece of paper to a man named Xiao Jia. ”

"That's how it should be." The fat man nodded.

I crumpled the paper and threw it on the table. What kind of mess, Lao Tzu is not a psychopath, do I want to hang a sign on my chest that reads 'Sincerely looking for Xiao Jia', and then wander the streets and alleys of Star City?

Ignore it now, settle the bill, and go straight back to the store.

Not long after he sat down, Ling Feng drove over, took down a case of beer from the car, put it on the coffee table in the store, turned around and carried a large bag of snacks from the car, including peanuts, broad beans and spicy strips, saying that it was to comfort me, a patient.

Seeing this, the fat man and I both smiled and moved chairs and cups, and said with a smile: "Just come with things, don't come with people!" ”

After three rounds of drinking, Ling Feng touched his chin and looked at me thoughtfully, and I immediately laughed and scolded: "Damn, don't look at me like this, okay?" Although you are handsome, I don't do it. ”

Ling Feng smiled: "Vincy, I think you are very different today, I feel that the whole person is radiant. ”

Hearing this, the fat man also looked me up and down, left and right, and nodded: "Tsk, it's really, it's like his forehead is glowing!" ”

I snorted, "You're just having a bare forehead!" Your whole body glows! I didn't sleep well a few days ago, and I was sluggish, but now that I'm rested, there is a contrast between the before and after, and I naturally look more refreshed. ”

While joking, there was a sharp sound of brakes outside, and when I looked up, I saw three cars parked outside the door, one was an off-road vehicle, one was a van, and the other red sports car turned out to be Xiao Leer's car.

The fat man and I looked at each other in amazement, wondering.

Isn't the grudge between us and Xiao Leer resolved? Why did she come to me again? And looking at this posture, it doesn't seem to be very friendly.