149 Mindless and unhappy

For those on horseback, this time the incident was very simple. This is an ordinary road robbery. They are bandits, isn't it common to rob the road to make a small fortune or two? It's like an office worker (are you sure the Tang Dynasty had this fashionable name?). Every day at work and after work, the bandits' job is to rob the road.

Today is a good day, and it is very sunny and sunny. It's a good weather.

It's just that the leading bandit scratched his head, okay, scratched the ash on his hand. Although the people of the mountains and fields do not care much about the hygiene of each person, the leader is a good young man who loves cleanliness. Just now, this 'good young man' was thinking about a strict question, so he habitually scratched his head, and that strict question was that it was clear that not far from where he lived was an official road that was very suitable for robbing the road, why did he run out so far away to rob the road? This is different from the script that everyone discussed together when we drank last night!

Before he could think deeply about this stern question, the leader realized that his clean hair had become dirty from the long journey. Along the way, he has to go back the way he came, and his cleanliness can't stand it at all......

Just when the leader's heart was already screaming, his subordinates wondered: "Leader, why do I think something is wrong?" ”

"What's wrong?" The leader didn't have a good airway.

"There are only a few people here, and there are four monks among them, and the monks are the most out of oil and water...... Although the little girl seems to be rich, but there is no carriage, and there is no place to go if she has money...... "The man said honestly.

The leader gritted his teeth, of course he knew that the other party didn't have any oil and water. The monks have to go to the fate when they eat, where is there any money, but ...... Oops, oops, it's so annoying, why can't he think of running here?

Look at the sky, it's too late to go back. The brothers are all people who want to support their families, so they can't go back empty-handed, right?

"Hey, this is me, I was thinking that if I went a little farther and could catch a big fish. I didn't think it through. It's hard work brothers......" the leader said bluntly, "It's just that the brothers can't go back empty-handed, otherwise it will be difficult to explain to the family, so be it." We're going to grab these monks......"

"Listen to the leader." Everyone agreed in unison. Because with the addition of the chieftain, there are only six people. So it doesn't sound imposing at all.

The leader made up his mind and was ready to move. As a result, I saw that the other party was not scared at all, and his expression was very strange. Well, how to say it? That expression is really indescribable......

"Chief. Why do I think the other party is not easy to mess with? The second subordinate was a little shrewd, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he said the reason why the leader thought the other party's expression was strange.

The leader only felt that he suddenly realized, and he said, how could he feel that the other party's expression and the whole person were not quite right? It turns out that this is the case - the other party is not easy to mess with!

What is the most feared person of being a bandit? Of course, it's a hard stubble without oil and water, and the other party seems to be in line with this......

The fact that the leader has been able to live peacefully until now fully shows that although the leader is very simple-minded, he still has strengths, that is, he is very cautious.

Since the other party looks powerful and has no oil and water, the best way is to withdraw!

Therefore, it was such a face, and before Ai Yue could even show her expression, the other party was ready to run away.

However, before he could start running, Liu'er was not happy, he only felt that his mood was suddenly very irritable and wanted to fight......

"Hey, bandits, who are you who come when you want and leave when you want?" Six ears shouted. It's a great feeling to shout, but it's not enough, it would be nice if you could loosen your bones.

Ai Yue and the others were stunned for a moment, and then they were stunned when they saw the bandits on the opposite side. Then, the stunned bandits quickly ran away, and when Liu'er was about to chase after him, he was caught by Ai Yue......

"Let go! …… Ai Yue Fairy, what's wrong with me? Liu'er didn't break free a few times, but he regained his senses, he was surprised.

Ai Yue let go of her hand and said calmly, "You were sick just now." ”

"But I'm not sick." Six ears said in a daze.

"You made the same mistake as your master just now." Ai Yue said in a deep voice, "It's just a sudden upset." ”

"Ai Yue Fairy, could it be that I was also ...... just now I didn't do anything bad, did I? Liu'er understood, and his heart palpitated.

Ai Yue shook her head and said, "It's good that you're unhappy and have a brainless encounter, so you're safe." ”

Not to mention that Liu'er is full of annoying Menzi question marks, even other people are also very confused. How smart the gang of bandits were just now, just looked at them a few times, and knew that they couldn't compare to them without fighting at all, so they ran away very self-awarely.

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and in the end, Zhu Bajie said cheekily: "Ai Yue Fairy, my old pig didn't understand what you meant, explain to us?" My old pig thinks that those people are very smart, and they know that they are invincible and leave happily. ”

Ai Yue nodded and affirmed: "It's because they don't have brains that they leave like this, but it's precisely because they don't have brains that they can survive...... In the case just now, although our cousin Xiàn does not seem to be rich, and he is not afraid, he ran away without even saying a word to us, which is not at all reasonable for prudence to be able to say. ”

"This is probably the so-called stupid people have stupid blessings, right? The six ears suddenly exploded just now, if it wasn't for them running away first, giving His Majesty time to catch the six ears, the six ears suddenly turned out their fingers and killed people in a moment. Iger sighed, "Such a person will not make a fortune, but he will not cause a great disaster, so there are gains and losses." ”

This is just a small episode, Ai Yue and his party have rested enough, and it is necessary to continue to hurry.

After walking for more than half a day, several people met the 'mindless' group again.

"Boss, it's the awesome guy we've encountered." The second subordinate carried a live chicken and muttered, "However, that little girl is really watery, more beautiful than any woman I have ever seen......

"Then the girl of the water spirit is not something you can delusional at all...... We still don't think we saw it......" The leader was in a hurry to go home, glanced at his subordinates, and warned, "Don't forget how powerful that monkey-faced monk is, since we have already got today's rations, let's hurry home, isn't your mother-in-law still waiting for your chicken to come home and stew soup?" ”

Just when these people wanted to flash people as if they didn't see anything, Liu'er couldn't help it again, but fortunately, this time everyone was already vigilant, so when they saw those bandits, they quickly grabbed Liu'er......

After the bandits escaped very 'generally', Liu'er also quickly recovered his usual appearance, looking like a monkey who was very easy to get along with, and opened his eyes very innocently, and asked cutely: "I seem to have a very confused memory for a minute just now, shouldn't I have done anything bad again?" ”

Zhu Bajie touched his chin, showed a lewd smile, looked Liu'er up and down, and said, "Liu'er, I said that your usual good temper is pretending?" Seeing the way you were about to kill those bandits with red eyes just now, you were just like Shura, but ordinary people can't get that look, so before you followed us, you should have been a very irritable monkey, right? Tell my brother about it, have you ever killed someone before? ”

Six ears were stunned, scratching their heads embarrassedly, revealing a cute smile, a monkey showing a cute smile This cute expression is too difficult for a monkey, but six ears do it smoothly, it looks like it has been practiced. The answer to this question is probably tacit except for Tang Seng, after all...... Hehe, you know. When I was a monster, it was normal to kill a person, just like some wicked people had killed their kind before they changed their ways, and the monster just killed a few aliens, to put it mildly, it's the same as people killing tigers, they are all highly intelligent creatures, and there is a survival of the fittest when they kill each other, isn't it?

Zhu Bajie saw Liu'er's overly innocent appearance and knew the answer, he nodded deeply, and then stopped dwelling on this question. It's just that the appearance of the six ears is really troublesome, is it possible that you have to kill those people to recover to normal? …… No, after coming out of the daughter country, the places they walked were all places with few people, and these bandits were still ordinary people they had seen for the first time since they left the daughter country, so it was still uncertain whether Liu'er would kill the wicked when he saw him or if he would kill him if he saw someone...... If it's the latter, then it's troublesome......

At this time, Ai Yue suddenly said: "I heard that the South China Sea Guanyin Bodhisattva has a treasure, replaced with a Yangzhi Yulu bottle, and the water in it can purify the anger in the heart, why don't you go to the South China Sea with six ears to see?" …… Well, why do you look at me like that? ”

Liu'er scratched his head and said truthfully: "Hasn't Fairy Aiyue always disliked the Bodhisattva, why did she say such a thing today?" ”

Six-eared's question was so real, it didn't look like what a smart monkey would say, but like what Monk Sha said......

Zhu Bajie grabbed Liu'er and smiled at Ai Yue: "Ai Yue Fairy, Liu'er is not sensible, look at my old pig to educate him well......"

"Education is not necessary, I am not a tyrant, Liu'er told me the truth, it doesn't matter, I admit that I used to hate the Bodhisattva and thought she was too annoying and always fake. But now I have a new perspective. Ai Yue said seriously, "I think I used to be too one-sided, I only thought about making myself better, and I didn't want to urge people who regressed when I saw them, but I was a little gloating...... In times of crisis like these, we should work together to defend ourselves against foreign enemies. (To be continued......)