Chapter 329: People are shameless, and gods are not enemies

While he was on guard, Shunfeng Ear's ears were beyond the ears of ordinary ordinary immortals and heard a strange sound, in fact, this voice could be heard even by deaf people.

"I was experimenting with the magic weapon just now, but I didn't expect to smash the window of your house, I'm sorry!" Qin Fen knows that mistakes can be corrected, and he is very good, but unfortunately Heavenly Dao will not give rewards.

Are you sorry to say this? This is how Shunfeng Ear feels, don't be ashamed, I'm sorry, you yourself said that you smashed it a few times, the first time it can be said that it was an accident, the second time, the third time What is it?

I was sad and angry in my heart, but the chef couldn't help it when he opened his mouth, and he felt that a bad breath was blocked in his heart, and he was uncomfortable, is this a big deal? It's not big, and it will be restored when you raise your hand, so a little furniture can basically be ignored by the gods.

"Daoyou is really interested!" Shunfeng said stupidly.

"Yes, it's boring, no one talks, it's just so depressing." Qin Fen felt that everyone understands the heart of an otaku, we have to create conditions even if there are no conditions to make ourselves happy.

Why is this so awkward? Shunfeng Er can only be hard-pulled, they are all Taoist friends, "In fact, you can find someone to chat, everyone is a Taoist friend, you can communicate and share experience." ”

"Friend of the Tailwind, you're right!" Qin Fenle is waiting for your words.

Shunfeng Er didn't know what the hell he was messing with, so he nodded, "My generation cultivates, all roads can become enlightened, and many can be used for reference, since Daoist friends have nothing to do, it's better to chat." "Shunfeng Ear thinks very thoroughly, I don't talk to you, and you smash my window, and I can't afford to hurt it.

"I heard that you were beaten by a monkey during Journey to the West?" Qin Fen has always been interested in this, as long as Journey to the West mentions it, the monkey is the eternal pig's foot. At that time, there was nothing that the little kids didn't like.

When I was a child, I watched Journey to the West and havoc in the Heavenly Palace. There are also many immortals among them, because they are not the parties, Qin Fen is not easy to interview.

Are you asking about human words? Shunfeng Er felt the malice of the whole world, and the unbearable past should not be mentioned again, and the Jade Emperor didn't want to mention it, let alone him.

"Can we discuss something else?" The downwind ear is very cold. Could it be that I'm not afraid of monkeys, what if I go to the monkeys and say this? With the monkey's urine nature, I might talk to him early tomorrow morning.

"Okay, I heard that you were by Erlang God when you were a god? Is this true? Is Erlang God really so powerful? "Chef Qin is also very interested in Fengshen, at that time, the peach tree and willow tree were in the camp of Master Wen, and Yang Jian saw through it, so he knocked it out.

Are you a human being? Which pot doesn't open, which pot you mention! At first, Shunfeng Er thought that this experimental magic weapon should be a cultivation idiot, but he didn't expect that in a blink of an eye, his true face of the gossip party would be exposed.

Can't you just pursue a little? "That fellow Daoist. Still don't know what you're called? ”

"I'm calling it a squat!" Qin Fen's natural change of number is so popular. It's the truth, it's really homely.

"Garrytown?" Shunfeng was stunned, but the names of the fairies and monsters are weird, this surname is rare, but it's not that no one uses it.

"Then fellow Daoist, let's talk about your magic weapon, that moment just now. It's too fast, and I feel like my eyes are glazed. The window is broken, and this magic weapon is very special, I don't know what it is called, what material it is, what is the name? How powerful is the function? "Shunfeng Ear feels very eye-catching.

Don't you like magic weapons? Then let's talk about magic weapons.

"Hmm. Just say that you don't practice fake tricks, why don't I show you another demonstration to Daoyou! Qin Fen smiled and clicked send. Downwind ears are very cute.

When Lao Tzu didn't say it! This is trying to smash our windows again, Shunfeng's heart is so cold, he hit the muzzle of the gun.

Just as he was about to stop it, he saw a silver line. Then, then the window broke again, and the house is now ventilated everywhere, and it's so touching to think about.

"How is Daoyou? I think it's a little bit less powerful. I'm sorry, Daoyou, I'll change you back. "Qin Fen is telling the truth, a good Dinghai Divine Pearl, just this bit of power, it is unimaginable. As for changing back, to put it mildly, don't think too much about it.

Where is it small? It's enough to smash the windows, you didn't have developed it specifically for this, brute, my windows are all gone.

"It's okay, it's all trivial!" Shunfeng Ear raised his hands and moved his mouth, and the broken window was restored again.

"Fellow Daoist, let's not talk about magic weapons, change the topic, such a beautiful day, or talk about a little interesting story about the heavenly court, my generation usually practice, but also one by one, there is a way."

Shunfeng Er thinks this thing is a madman.

"Then tell me how the monkey beat you back then!"

I'll grass your uncle! Shunfeng Ear stuck in his throat in one breath, why do you always have to get along with monkeys.

Looking at the ugly face of the other party, Qin Fen smiled, in such a mood, it is strange that you can still maintain your mentality, it seems that the purpose of interfering with the two has been achieved, as a master of plucking the feathers of a goose, Qin Fen looked at Shunfeng Ear deadly, it seems, it seems that there are a lot of good things in this product.

"Fellow Daoist, can we not mention this line, it's all tears when you talk too much!" If the wind is cowardly, this product will not be long-hearted.

"Okay, then how did Erlang God kill you back then? What does it feel like to be on the god list after you die? ”

Gentlemen also have tempers! Shunfeng is a wall in his heart, this guy really doesn't deserve to be a son of man, and he specializes in revealing scars.

The one who is willing to say that he is hanging, I will go, I have a good ear, and I have nothing to say about this thing, and my heart sank at the moment, since it is not a demon clan, then it is easy to say.

"This fellow Daoist, I still have something to do, so I won't accompany you to go first."

After saying that, Shunfeng didn't want to stay at all, his body was vertical, and he flew out of the mansion in an instant, and the cloud head was high in the sky.

"Since Daoist friends have something, it is inconvenient for poor Dao to disturb! Only one last problem is solved. ”

As soon as this sentence was played, Shunfeng Er almost fell off the cloud, do you want to follow so closely, he flew out of a distance, but the voice is still so clear.

The corners of his mouth twitched, and the hero didn't eat the loss in front of him, this is what you said, there is no way, I listened to it calmly for a long time, and I didn't know that this thing was hiding there to talk, but now that I think about it, the gap between the two is too big.

People are the masters of the masters, but you are a master of Nima, don't go to practice, is it interesting to play like this?

"Do you still ask Daoist friends to speak clearly?" Shunfeng Er felt that he was very bitter, and he should have exchanged with clairvoyance at that time. So he coaxed, cowardly and unusually simply, it was good if people didn't kill him, otherwise he couldn't prevent the magic weapon of smashing the window, and he didn't seem to have bad intentions.

"You know, now that Heavenly Court has a new policy, the Immortal Family allows marriage matching, right?"

Shunfeng nodded his head, a little unclear, but this is also known to everyone, and it is not a secret.

"And then?"

"And then you have such good ears, what do you do when they snap?"

Say! Shunfeng ear egg is broken, I didn't expect it to be such a problem! (To be continued......)

PS: It's very stuck today, and I'm trying my best to make three changes