81_81309 Heavenly Sin was stunned for a moment, and then smiled bitterly.

said: "Your Majesty is really good at joking, this joke is really funny, hehe." ”

The civil and military officials were so frightened that they almost lost their souls before, and at this time, they hurriedly laughed when they heard that it was a joke, although they thought that this joke was really not funny.

However, the lord of the kingdom frowned, shook his head slightly, and said, "Since I ascended the throne, I have said many things, all kinds of things, but I have never said jokes. ”

He really didn't tell a joke, because even if it was a joke, it came out of his mouth, it was called 'Chrysostom'.

No kidding?

The smile on Heavenly Sin's face faded.

stared straight at the lord of the country.

The Lord of Nanming also looked at him like this.

The two of them didn't say a word, but there was too much meaning in their eyes.

At least they looked at each other for half an hour, so that the surrounding ministers were nervous and didn't dare to breathe, sweating all over the ground, and wanted to go out directly.

The tension is terrifying.

At this time, no matter who it is, if there is a real fire all of a sudden, these two guys, one is the lord of the entire country, and the other is a god who has never tasted defeat in his life, if they really fight, it will be them who will be injured at that time.

The key is, who are you messing with?

So none of them noticed the passage of time at all.

On the contrary, Xiao Jian couldn't stand this atmosphere a little, she was afraid that she was one of the only two women in the entire Nanming who were qualified to enter the main hall, and the other was a white-haired woman, but she didn't have that kind of demeanor at this time.

Instead, he rubbed his little belly and frowned: "Hey, little God, when are you going to see this?" I'm hungry...... Besides, if you keep looking at it, others will think that you two have some personal affairs. ”

Heavenly Sin was stunned for a moment, and then smiled.

first arched his hand at the lord of the country.

Then pick up the glass of 'wine' and drink it all.

Then he said: "Your Majesty, for the New Year, I want to make this kind of joke with my minister." This looks disgusting, but I didn't expect it to taste good. Weichen is really afraid that His Majesty will be greedy for money, and he will also open a restaurant with this kind of thing, and then the business of Ningxianglou will be robbed by you. ”

The lord of the country also laughed and said: "Everyone in the world thinks that I can't joke, so I'll really give it a try, hehe, but I'm afraid that only one family in the world can catch my jokes, that's it." The contents of that cup are just a tonic, there are so many women in a family, and their bodies are weak, but they really have to make up for it. ”

This quote is an absolute joke.

So all the ministers finally found a chance to relax, and they all burst out laughing. Especially this kind of words, which can be understood by a man at once, makes everyone feel more relaxed.

But then again, they were almost scared to death before, and now when they hear it as a joke, they can only ...... I couldn't cry or laugh.

Then the feast began.

The first is for the ministers to show their gifts.

All the ministers turned their eyes to Heavenly Sin at the same time.

Heavenly Sin laughed, waved his hand, and said: "This preparation is very expensive, if you are the first to get it, one is boring, and the other is ...... Hehe, let the ministers have a hard time, it's still the last one, and the finale is the best. ”

These words were extremely arrogant, but in the ears of those ministers, what they heard was expectation, but there was no anger.

Only a dignified family can afford to say this!

"Then the old minister will start with a brick throw."

Prime Minister Wei Guangqing walked out first, slapped twice, and a small group of people immediately walked in from the outside carrying a huge box.

Heavenly Sin looked at it with curiosity.

In fact, these ministers can surprise the heavenly sin many times.

For example, the last time, when he offered a treasure to the Queen Mother, didn't he earn a big white wolf?

That's the kind of thing these guys can find.

Let him realize that there are some things that he really can't do alone, since these people are noble and ministers, almost one person is above ten thousand people, and their luck and power cannot be underestimated.

Wei Guangqing did not disappoint him.

When the large box was opened, it was a black piece of wood.

It looks dilapidated, like a century-old beam, and is in danger of breaking and collapsing at any time.

If it had been before, the heavenly sin would naturally not have recognized this object.

But after staying on top of the high-rise building in the Eastern Jin Dynasty for three years, his knowledge is no longer comparable to ordinary people.

In particular, some magical things on the continent are even more well known.

When everyone's faces were full of doubts, he said with a smile: "The old prime minister is really extraordinary, this kind of thing can also be found by you?" ”

Prime Minister Wei Guangqing smiled: "In this way, does Master Hou recognize it?" ”

Tiansin smiled: "Those who love craftsman's craft, I'm afraid that no one doesn't recognize it, if this wood is placed in the hands of ordinary people, I'm afraid it's the most wasteful, you can't build a house, and you can't burn a fire." But if it is placed in the hands of people who know how to walk, it is the treasure of the world, and I am afraid that the divine stone cannot be replaced! ”

Everyone immediately became curious.

Who is the richest man in the world? There is no doubt that it must be a heavenly sin.

And it is difficult for Heavenly Sin to praise a thing without hesitation of praise, and it is difficult to be curious about it.

Even His Majesty asked with a smile: "Yihu Hou, you don't want to sell Guanzi, what is this?" ”

Heavenly Sin smiled, walked in front of the broken wood, looked at the huge wood that was at least one person tall and five people could hug, and said softly: "This wood is called 'Shending Wood'." ”

"Shen Dingmu?"

"Exactly, everyone in the world knows, what is Ding? The cooking utensils contain flesh and blood, put firewood in them, just wait for a while, and a pot of fragrant meat is ready. After years of development, the tripod of incense, the tripod of water, and the tripod are more and more, but it can't get rid of the word 'fire' after all. ”

Heavenly Sin paused for a moment and continued: "Let's talk about wood, the world worships the five elements, wood walks in water but extinguishes in fire, no matter what kind of wood, you can't see the fire, when you see it, it becomes a raging fire, and there is nothing left of it. Another point, the wood can be insulated, if the wood is enlarged, one side of the fire is lit, and the other side is standing people, hot but not burning. Only when the wood burns out the holes and the fire splashes out can it hurt people. ”

When everyone heard what he said, they all nodded.

That's really the truth.

Ding is Ding, wood is wood.

The status and role of the two are almost diametrically opposed and opposite.

But who knew that at this time, the heavenly sin said again: "But this god ding wood is a wood that can be made into a ding!" ”

In a word, everyone didn't react at once.

What the?

Wood made of dings? How? The tripod of the water? Wood can hold water, yes, but why not make a wooden basin? Why make it a bulky tripod?

Looking at everyone's reactions, Tiansin nodded with satisfaction, and continued: "It can not only be made into a tripod, but also has the function of a tripod, burning firewood underneath and cooking food on top, hehe, but the effect is much faster than the ordinary copper tripod and gold tripod." You say, "Is this magical?" ”

Imperial Doctor Liao Wuji and Prime Minister Wei Guangqing have always been at odds.

has been in power for many years, and his greatest ideal and revenge is to kill Wei Guangqing.

As the imperial historian, his biggest job is to impeach hundreds of officials, and Wei Guangqing, as the head of the hundred officials, is of course his most important job, and he must only be an enemy.

At this time, Listen to Heaven praised Wei Guangqing's gift so well, and because of the breeze on his sleeves, he only prepared a rare melon and fruit in winter, so he was naturally very unhappy about this matter.

So he stood up directly and said, "Hmph, so what? Even if this piece of wood can be used as copper and iron, it can really be made into a tripod, but what is the use? Why don't you just use copper and iron to make zuò tripods? Wouldn't that be easier? Moreover, the bronze is resistant to collision, if it is lifted and faded, it can still be used at most. Isn't something like wood cracking when you fall it? What is the use of it? ”

The ministers were stunned, and after thinking about it, it seemed that what they said was really correct.

yes, what's the use of that?

Even if it looks magical, it's just magical, so what good can it be?

Is it just ...... Magical waste?

Heavenly Sin laughed for a while, and then said: "Rare things are valuable in themselves, most of the tigers in the world have yellow fur, and if a white tiger skin appears, it is priceless." Even the white tiger is no more ferocious than other tigers, and if you talk about the fur alone, the white tiger skin is not as good as the skin of the snow fox, so what is the use? And why is it precious? And not because it's rare! ”

Heavenly Sin took a few steps forward and said loudly: "According to what Lord Yushi said, there are too many useless things, useless people, and useless powers in this world. Even if it is the current lord of the country, with the support and help of your civil and military officials, His Majesty does not need to do anything, as long as you let you play to your heart's content, you can also govern this country very well, so what use do you want him? Your words are heart-wrenching. ”

"No...... No! That's not what Lao Chen meant! ”

Lord Yushi panicked all of a sudden, and his eyes widened and he didn't know what to say.

Without waiting for him to justify, he sighed and said: "In this world, things are not only based on function and value, but also on ...... people's pursuit. It's a good thing that I haven't found something to be happy about, something to brag about, something to study in every way, and something to show off to others. Life is short in the world, where does happiness come from? It's the anticipation for the future. What does the future hold? Although the future is almost unchanged for everyone, in our hearts, what supports us to live is hope! Day after day, year after year, like this god Dingmu, discover the weird places in life, the places to look forward to, and then ...... Continue, just keep living. Until you are dying, lying in bed unable to move, leaving only a word before leaving this world, I think all you had at that time was the regret that you did not see and hear these 'useless things'. ”

If you put it outside and say it, young people will come to listen to it, and I am afraid that few people will understand it.

But here, they are all important ministers of the country, in other words, most of the lines are about to be done.

They are too empathetic.

Tiansin stretched out his hand and touched the piece of divine wood, and said indifferently: "Look, today I see a strange thing in this world, something that I can talk about, and tomorrow I can brag about it with my friends at the dinner table, how good." ”

When everyone heard such words, they all smiled bitterly.

Only the Lord of Nanming Country, but his eyes narrowed heavily, and his eyes looking at Heavenly Sin were extremely cold.

No one knew what he was thinking