Chapter 1: God's Punishment
Lu Xi is watching "The Big Bang Theory".
Suddenly, the screen froze, and then this sentence popped up.
"Do you want to know the true meaning of mathematics and want to be a great mathematician?"
Seeing this sentence, he was stunned for a moment, shouldn't it be: "Do you want to understand the true meaning of life, do you want to really live?" β
So without thinking, he nodded "no".
Unexpectedly, his unhesitating behavior angered the supreme mathematician, God.
It turned out that the reason why this sentence suddenly popped up on his computer was because God and his old man decided to give a random lucky person a language to describe the universe.
It is said that the last person to acquire the language and know about 10% of it was Euler, known as Leonhard Euler, a mathematical generalist.
But God never expected that someone would reject this language that describes the universe and refuse to be a great mathematician.
In anger, he decided to punish Lu Xi on behalf of mathematics, and then Lu Xi was tragic.
He loses himself and is reincarnated in a parallel world, and the point is, reborn in a girl and becomes her.
Lu Xi was sad and indignant, reincarnated and reborn, barely acceptable, but why did he still transform?
The answer is: this is the punishment for refusing to be a great mathematician, and the transformation is to keep him in mind that only by becoming a great mathematician can he truly be himself.
In the end, with the question of "mathematics should be grasped from girlhood", Lu Xi opened his eyes suddenly.
"It's this dream again!"
Lu Xi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead because of the fright and sat up.
It was a pale single patient room, and the air was filled with the unpleasant smell of 84 disinfectant, mainly sodium hypochlorite.
It was the seventh day after he woke up and was reincarnated.
Speaking of reality, it is similar to a dream, seven days ago, he was indeed watching "The Big Bang Theory", and the computer did pop up with that sentence, he even chose "no", and then lost consciousness in front of him, and woke up again to find that he had become what he is now.
He didn't know if this was a parallel world, anyway, according to the memories remaining in this girl's mind, he knew that "himself" was also Lu Xi.
During these seven days, Lu Xi remained motionless and lay on the bed like a corpse for six days.
Every day, as long as he sleeps, it will be the nightmare of why he was reincarnated and reborn and became her.
His state at this time can't be said to be more sad than dead, but he just feels ridiculous and funny, and it is difficult to accept.
But in any case, after discovering that the reality can no longer be changed, he still has to cheer up after all.
It took six days for God to create the world, the seventh day to rest, six days to lie down, and six days of decadence is enough.
"The dying sat up in shock, and asked with a smile where the guest came from!"
"It turns out that I was reincarnated with the will of God to become a great mathematician! But in my faith, there is no existence of God? β
Lu Xi was puzzled, pulled out the infusion needle on his left hand, stretched out his foot and put on his slippers and went to the ground.
The hanging bottle was filled with sodium chloride injection, and he didn't need saline now.
Pushing open the bathroom door, he walked to the sink, turned on the faucet, bowed and splashed water on his face.
A coolness spread from his face, dissipating a lot of the suffocation in his heart, and he became a lot more sober.
Lu Xi raised his head and stared at the mirror on the edge of the sink, and what appeared in the mirror was a girl in a hospital gown.
The white hospital gown was put on a petite and delicate body, which looked a little loose. But the laxity did not make the girl look decadent, but gave people a pitiful state.
Thinking of the word Chu Chu pitiful, Lu Xi couldn't help but shudder, and quickly shifted his attention to the mirror.
The girl has short black ear-length hair, and according to the few memories in her mind, it was the result of her determination to prepare for the high school entrance examination and cut the original waterfall-like 3,000 green silk short, which looks simple and refreshing.
A beautiful little goose egg face stained with clear water droplets, with long, thick eyelashes, like a small fan.
Below are the sheared eyes, pure and deep with a hint of confusion.
A straight nose, a well-defined lip line, a mouth that is just right between plump and thin, and the corners of the mouth are slightly upturned.
From the forehead, the bridge of the nose to the chin, the curves are natural and there is no abruptness, the facial features are exquisite, full of three-dimensionality, and in their respective distribution, they are completely in line with the golden ratio.
It's just that because I'm still young, I'm still a little young and childish.
Lu Xi is not a member of the Appearance Association, but he also thinks that the girl in the mirror is so beautiful that she has a demonic spirit.
However, for Lu Xi, the more beautiful the girl, the more ironic it made him, after all, this is him.
"Miss me as a good man...... Ah......h
Lu Xi sighed before he could finish it, and suddenly felt that his lower abdomen was a little swollen, and a limerick poem couldn't help but pop up in his mind.
Wen Si is like a diabetes insipidus, who will compete with me!
Although he has not yet reached such an exaggerated Cheng dΓΉ at this time, he also has the desire to excrete.
Excretion? Let's go to the toilet.
Lu Xi felt that her face couldn't stop being hot, the girl in the mirror was also flushed, and her heart was pounding against her chest like a drum.
After struggling in his heart, he walked to the squatting toilet, muttered words in his mouth, and squatted down.
"Color is emptiness, emptiness is color......"
After the sound of gurgling water was exhausted, he simply cleaned up and walked out of the bathroom with lightning speed, the whole process of going to the toilet made her feel a shameful sense of voyeurism.
But did he peep, not to mention that he didn't steal, even if he stole it, is stealing himself?
"Thief God, sooner or later, I will break you."
Unwilling to sing "I Am a Girl", Lu Xi, who did not mean to take pity on himself, strode out of the ward with the determination to break through the sky and devour the starry sky.
Lots of people!
Lu Xi, who walked down the aisle to the end, saw more than a dozen people crowded in front of the elevator door, and then looked at his thin arms and thin legs, and he was in his early fifties, and couldn't help but shake his head.
It's a pity that this body still has a nickname of "β2" in the first year of junior high school, and it can take two years to grow from 1.4 meters to 1.5 meters. But even if it is 1.5 meters, how can it be compared with the 6-foot man with a tiger's back in his previous life.
If the previous life was here, the dragon and the tiger stepped forward, and with a slight shock to the tiger's body, he would immediately be able to win a place among the "million" elevator passengers.
Ding, the elevator is coming.
"Wait a minute."
Lu Xi woke up from his imagination and saw the overcrowded elevator, the elevator door was slowly closing, he noticed that this was the seventeenth floor, if he took the stairs, he might be exhausted and go down to the eighteenth floor of hell before he reached the first floor, and hurriedly shouted.
If this sound is like a yellow warbler out of the valley, tactful, clear and crispy, like an aftersound, the elevator passengers are fascinated, so as to prevent the elevator door from closing in time, it is impossible.
Lu Xi guessed that it should be those elevator passengers who saw that her body was like a toothpick and would not occupy much space before they showed mercy and let her squeeze in.
In addition to the stiffness in height, in fact, Lu Xi has a zero figure that makes models envious and jealous, and it is easy to lose weight into lightning and fly away if he is not careful.
Thanks to this zero's stature, he was given a place in the most corner of the crowded elevator car.
didn't want others to squeeze him, Lu Xi, who only had a place to stand on the cone, had to stand on tiptoe and try to shrink the surface area, so that when the elevator descended to the first floor, he felt that he was even more terrifying and uncomfortable than experiencing a "Elevator Horror".
Lu Xi exhaled lightly, left the hospital building where he was, and walked into a shade. She had just been bombarded by the suffocating "bombardment" of elevator air rich in carbon dioxide, ozone and various odors, and she urgently needed to replenish fresh air.
This small "oasis" in the middle of the steel desert is filled with a refreshing smell of earthy plants and trees under the bright sun.
In the shade of the trees, he crackled all over his body like fried beans.
This body has not moved for too long, shaking his head, twisting his waist and pulling his legs, creating a movement that makes people think that they have osteoporosis and are constantly collapsing.
Proper exercise is the best supply for the body, but Lu Xi has not yet exercised, and after a few punches in the void, he feels that his body is a little weak and cannot be replenished, and his head is a little dizzy.
He had no choice but to find a stone bench and sit down.
It was only when he sat down that he felt a thorn in his back, as if someone was staring at him with a sharp gaze.
He looked back, not far away on the road, a tall ponytail girl was staring at him, her eyes were very domineering, straight through the heart, as if to say, hum, you, have been captured by my gaze, it's over, no one in heaven or on earth can save you.
Of course, this is Lu Xi's occupational disease, which is over-interpreted.
The ponytail girl's expression is gloomy, her eyes are red, like a ripe peach, she may have just cried, her eyes are very complicated, at a glance, you can see the sadness that is so thick that it is almost indissolvable, but if you look closely, there seems to be a hint of surprise.
"Is it someone she knows?" Lu Xi muttered.
But whether he recognized it or not, Lu Xi was slightly stunned, and then showed a smile that he thought was kind, and his positive energy was completely leaked.
When the ponytail girl saw Lu Xi's smile, her sadness was gone, and her surprise was gone, but she seemed to have been hit by the frost technique, her face was full of frost, and she didn't melt for ten thousand years, and she turned around very coldly.
"The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient!" Seeing the ponytail girl gradually move away from his line of sight, Lu Xi turned around and sighed.
I don't know if there is too much water in the world, as soon as his voice fell, the sky turned cloudy, the wind was strong, and the rain was coming.
The heavy rain was coming, and Lu Xi had to go back.