Chapter 349: Plucking the Tiger's Mouth

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I Lak ...... Is there anything else going on?

Jin Muchen felt that his jaw was about to fall to the ground, damn it, it was really a family, in order to 'hunt', he actually dug a tunnel out!

"Now you should finally know why the members of the royal family won't let me sell this castle, right? It's not just the queen's family, it's not as simple as not liking strangers to be neighbors! ”

With a somewhat self-deprecating smile on the corner of her mouth, Diana said to Jin Muchen.

Nonsense, it's strange that people can let you sell, if you sell this castle, how can you come here to 'hunt' in the future?

If you sell this castle, in case in the future, if other people's princes and grandchildren have a need, then what will happen?

In case there is a need for a princess, a princess or something, then what's the matter?

Didn't you destroy other people's 'battlefields'? People can let you sell it, that's weird!

Jin Muchen secretly scolded himself, but when he thought that this was once the place where those princes and princesses, and even kings, queens, and queens had fought before, he suddenly felt uncomfortable sitting on his buttocks.

Maybe these chairs, or how many 'princes and grandsons' have died on the table?

Thinking of those princes and grandsons who were still in the protein state, Jin Muchen immediately felt uneasy, maybe those 'princes and grandsons' in the protein state were sitting under their buttocks, and when they were with their friends in the future. There's a lot of braggart.

But no matter how cool it is when you brag to others in the future. The thought of having some protein sitting under your butt is possible. Jin Muchen was a little guilty in his heart.

But thinking about what Diana said just now, more than ten years ago, the late princess with the same name as her may have fought here, Jin Muchen couldn't help but feel a surging in his heart.

Looking at the opposite side, Diana, who was already a little drunk, looked at her already a little hazy eyes with her crimson cheeks. Jin Muchen's heartbeat suddenly began to accelerate.

"It's better for us to restore the scene where the princess fought back then......"

He looked at Diana with a wicked smile and said, and Diana was winkling at this time.

"Well, Sergeant Hewitt, to show your loyalty to the royal family, please take off your pants, I'm going to give you a medical examination now."

Diana suddenly changed her tone and said, to be honest, she sat up so violently, and she really had the demeanor of a noble lady. It's just that what he said is very provocative.

"Yes. Her Majesty the Princess. ”

Jin Muchen said, stood up and unbuckled his belt, revealing the hideous human @cannon ......

Who is Hewitt? Her Majesty the Princess's romantic history during her lifetime, Jin Muchen still knows, that guy seems to be Her Majesty's second lover......

"Well, it's very spirited, Sergeant Hewitt, I heard that you are a member of the Royal Guard, a famous gunner, aren't you? Come here, fire me some shots, and demonstrate your artillery skills......"

"No problem, Your Majesty the Princess......"

Soon in the dining room, there was a rumbling of cannonballs, and the artillery battle was fierce, and the battlefield soon moved from the dining room, to the living room, then from the living room to the fireplace, and then down the stairs, all the way upstairs.

When Jin Muchen tried to push forward and fired the last shell, the English cow on the opposite side had been blasted into a steak by him, lying on the bed, and couldn't get up again.

"Your Majesty, are you satisfied with my artillery skills?"

Lying on the bed, reaching out to take Diana into his arms, Jin Muchen asked with a smile, and Diana seemed to be a lazy cat at this time, full of fishy food, lazily lying in his arms, with his fingers that could still move, constantly drawing circles on his chest.

"Yes, very good, I'm very satisfied."

"By the way, where is that tunnel, can you take me to see it?"

Jin Muchen's eyes flashed, but he tried his best to control his emotions and asked Diana.

"It's right behind the wine cabinet in the basement, but you don't have to think about that tunnel, when the Harder River flooded a few years ago, that tunnel was flooded, it had collapsed, and it hadn't had time to clean it up again. You know, Harry told me to fix that tunnel a few times, but I told him I wouldn't fix it unless you were willing to pay for it and pay me a fee to use it. ”

Diana lowered her head and curled up in Jin Muchen's arms and said.

The Harder River was a large river between their castle and the Queen's Balmer Castle, and it seems that the tunnel should have crossed under this river.

As soon as Jin Muchen heard it, he understood which Harry was, wasn't it the younger brother of His Majesty the current Great King Sun? That guy is a famous playboy in the royal family.

Hehe, I don't know what he meant by asking Diana to rebuild that tunnel, for himself, or for his brother, or his father.

After all, the castle of Balmer belonged to their family, and the other members of the royal family did not have the right to use the house.

I don't know when it started to rain outside, and the rain is getting heavier and heavier.

An artillery battle had drained Diana of her last bit of energy, and soon she was lying in Jin Muchen's arms and fell asleep, and the two had been sharing the bed for several days.

Jin Muchen knows this woman's habits very well, although sometimes she is a little melancholy, but more often, she is a heartless guy.

Such a person has a characteristic, that is, the quality of sleep is very good, and once he falls asleep, he will not wake up even if the fire burns the house.

He's been choking enough from this woman's snoring these days, so he doesn't worry about her waking up.

He quietly picked up the arm she had pressed against him, got out of bed, and went straight downstairs to the basement, where Diana had taken him to visit the day before yesterday.

The wine cabinet against the wall, he remembers it very deeply, not only because the wine cabinet is an antique, but also because there are many wines in the wine cabinet that can be called antiques.

There are several bottles of wine from the 18th and more years, as well as whiskey, and there are several bottles in the wine cabinet, although I don't know if I can drink it, but if it is real, those wines can definitely be regarded as antiques, so he is very impressed by that wine cabinet.

When he came to the basement, next to the wine cabinet, he easily found the authentic switch, and with a flick of the button, the wine cabinet seemed to slide open next to it.

A black hole leaked out, and I don't know how long no one had been here, and when it was opened, there was a damp musty smell.

Jin Muchen took out the prepared flashlight and shone it inside, this tunnel has been built for some years, and because they are all members of the royal family, it is quite exquisite.

There is a wooden floor on the ground, and there are wooden pillars on the walls next to it, and even there are load-bearing beams on the top of the head.

After waiting for a while, I felt that the poisonous gas in the channel was almost released.

Jin Muchen turned into a state of stealth and entered the secret passage, but he was very careful along the way, walking along the corners as much as possible, and most of the places where he landed were on the wall.

The whole process of running was like jumping back and forth between two load-bearing walls all the way, and did not land on the ground once.

Because no one has been walking on this secret passage for an unknown amount of time, the floor is full of dust, and if he steps on it, it will leave footprints, and if it happens tonight, then people will know that the intruder has invaded the castle from here, and he does not want to be the object of suspicion.

The purpose of his trip is very simple, anyway, it's better to meet by chance, I didn't plan to go to the Windsor family to take a stroll, but now I met unexpectedly, and there is such a convenient secret passage, if you don't go to the castle of the Windsor family, it seems that you are too sorry for yourself.

What's more, the Windsor family was the biggest beneficiary of China's infringement back then, their family has been listed as the world's second largest treasure just for jewelry and diamonds, so what about the good things they collect?

If you don't take a few sheep with you, it seems that you are too sorry, those ancestors who died in the war.

Why do our Chinese ancestors have to die in war, poverty, and disease, while we, the juniors, are still being despised and made fun of by you white-skinned ghost animals in this world?

And you, a desolate @lewd@shameless family whose hands are stained with the blood of all mankind, can still live so chicly, and through various means, package yourself as a model of loving, united, and decent family?

Phew! Do you think you're now the idol of all the British and people of British descent, so you can't touch the tiger's ass?

I'll go to your grandma's, today I not only want to touch your buttocks, but also pluck a hair from your mouth to try!

Jin Muchen sneered and pondered in his heart, and at the same time jumped and ran towards the depths of the secret passage quickly, if anyone could see him, they would definitely think that they had seen the legendary ninja, this Nima was completely flying on the wall, and his feet did not touch the ground!

Jin Muchen is now in a state of invisibility, just blessed by the ability, and now he has a feeling of being as light as a swallow, which is the benefit of the stealth ability to him.

Otherwise, with his weight of nearly two hundred catties, if he wants to reach the point where he is flying like this, even if he worships Yanzi Li San as a teacher, he will not be able to do it.

Running all the way, he soon came to the middle of the secret passage, the more he walked this way, he could feel the more humid the air became, Jin Muchen knew that he was probably about to reach the middle of the tunnel, the section that collapsed, because above that section, was the Hade River...... (To be continued......)