Chapter 166: Selling Meng Jia Geng
After entering the Phantom Sea Forest for more than four days, in fact, the Phantom Sea Forest is the national border of the Nanming Kingdom, and after going inward for so many days, it has already crossed the periphery of the Phantom Sea Forest.
The Phantom Sea Forest is not a 'ring', and there is no forest in the world that is as layered as a poached egg, and the further you go in the middle, the more dangerous it will be, and you will enter a more dangerous area. On the contrary, it is often the edges of the forest and several parts of it that are most dangerous, and the inhabitants of them are scattered throughout the forest, with few rules to follow. This Phantom Sea Forest can be called the world's first forest, and this characteristic is even more obvious.
After entering, on the one hand, according to one's own intuition or the 'memory experience' in one's mind, he seeks a way to get as close to the inhabited area as possible. Looking at the birds and looking down at the beasts, it was only today that he found such a path, and camped on top of it, for all hunters who went into the mountains would take the 'old way'.
But he still had no way of telling whether the people who met them were barbarian soldiers or local residents, so he ...... You can only rely on 'listening'. In this humid forest, you must not wear 'boots', otherwise you will die a miserable death, but soldiers must wear boots, because synchronization is required.
Barefoot, it must be a hunter traveling in a certain tribe of barbarians, and because Heavenly Sin has mastered the method of divine consciousness, he can even hear that those chaotic footsteps are sent by thirteen people, some are large, some are thin, and there are two women among them, which ...... He could hear it!
Ghost Ping Xiaolu was all shocked, according to the statement of heavenly sin...... Are they going to be caught on their own initiative?!
They are so adept at putting their lives in each other's hands? They are very unacceptable.
But at this moment, Heavenly Sin stood up and said to Onihei: "Hide your sword, wrap it in a cloth and keep it close to you, so that they don't find out that you have a weapon." Then he stood up and shouted loudly and pretentiously, "Run! Someone is coming in this direction, maybe a barbarian! Run, kill! ”
As he shouted, the footsteps became more urgent, and in a short time thirteen barbarians rushed towards them, all kinds of wooden weapons in their hands, and each one of them moved like wild beasts, vigilant but staring at them with straight eyes, as if they were going to kill them if they made a single move.
Heavenly Sin immediately cried with a sad face, and cried loudly: "It's over, it's over, the little master is going to die!" I'm going to be eaten by these barbarians, pity my fine skin and tender meat, and the delicious body that has been raised for many years is about to be eaten, pitiful, pitiful! ”
wiped his tears while shouting, and made Xiao Lu and Ghost Ping around him full of black lines. Xiao Lu couldn't hold back, and whispered, "They...... I don't think I can eat people......"
Heavenly Sin was furious, turned his head and shouted, "Of course you're not afraid!" The flesh and skin of your old arms and legs may be stuffed with your teeth when you eat them! And you, the whole body is full of tendon meat, it definitely doesn't taste fragrant, how do you look like a master? This whole body is moderately fat and thin, rich in oil, and it may drip out of the water when you bite it, and it is very tender, and the master is dangerous! It's over, the master is going to be eaten, it's so pitiful, oh my God, you are old and kind, a thunderbolt will kill me, the provincial master I watched my fine skin and tender meat enter their stomachs, this is too unreasonable! ”
The corners of Xiao Lu's eyes twitched, not so much that his young man was crying bitterly, but that he ...... He's selling...... Or what? Are you afraid that others will not come to eat him?
But at this moment, a big man in the barbarian could no longer hold back, and took a vigilant step forward with a wooden spear in his hand, shouting: "Phew! Who's going to eat you pee-smelling brat?! If you scream again, I'll skin you and throw you into the woods to feed the beasts!" ”
As soon as Tiansin was 'frightened' by him, he immediately stopped his 'crying', looked at the barbarian in disbelief and asked, "You guys...... You really won't eat me? My body is fragrant, how can it smell of urine? Really...... Really don't eat me? ”
He asked again, and the barbarian's originally fierce eyes couldn't help but twitch twice, and asked in a deep voice, "Who are you?" Why come to Phantom Sea Forest? Are you the tip of the Southern Ming Kingdom?! ”
Tiansin blinked his eyes, wiped away his tears, tilted his head and asked, "It turns out that you really don't eat people?" Depend on! Scare the little master, you guys are so rude to disturb people's dreams in the middle of the night! Didn't your family teach you that it was rude to enter someone's house in the middle of the night without their master's consent? Also, what do you look like you're wearing? Is that an animal hide? Hmph, you can smell the stench from a long distance...... Vomit! It really makes the master sick to his stomach! Go go, go, go, don't disturb the master's rest! ”
A group of barbarians were scolded by him, but instead of being particularly angry, they ...... There is one word that pops up in my mind, is it ...... Is this little kid a fool?
The leader of the barbarians roared again: "Tell me, who the hell are you?!" ”
"Me? Hum! Tiansin raised his head very stinkily and shouted: "I'm not afraid to scare you to death when I say it, the little master is the nobleman of the Nanming Kingdom today, and the little marquis of the dignified family is also!" What do you think? Scared, right? If you're afraid, quickly dodge, the provincial master is angry, let the master's men kill you all! Mmmm, all the men are killed, and the women are ...... Hey, stay and warm the bed! ”
The barbarians glanced at each other, then turned their heads to look at Heavenly Sin, and then ...... Hehe smiled, and at the same time walked over to this side, approaching a certain distance, and suddenly hugged up, and ...... Grab all three of them and tie them up.
Just now, he was still arrogant, but now his limbs were tied together, hanging on a wooden stick, and hanging there with his head down.
Heavenly Sin blinked his eyes twice innocently, and then suddenly woke up and cried loudly: "Damn! My day! You people who don't keep their promises have said they won't eat me, why did you arrest me again? Let go of me, let go of me! I'm a nobleman! I'm a nobleman of the Southern Ming Kingdom, you can't eat me! Though...... My meat should be delicious and tasty...... Can't eat me! Woowoowoo......"
The barbarian man, secretly saying that the self-esteem of this little kid is really strong, he doesn't want to be eaten but he doesn't want to say that his meat is not delicious, this kind of person...... It's the first time I've seen it.
A woman walked next to the leader, covered in animal skins, her shoulders, belly and two pairs of thighs were exposed, and her dark skin had a healthy glow in the moonlight.
She said loudly, "Leader Laiba, what are these three people going to do?" ”
The leader of the Lai Ba frowned and asked, "What do you think of the sister of the Huhu family?" ”
Sister Duo is a kind of name for these barbarians for junior women.
The woman from the Hu family thought for a while, and then analyzed: "These three people don't light a bonfire when they sleep in the forest at night, and there are old people and children, but the prime of life doesn't want to be a master, I think they strayed into the forest." ”
The leader of the Liba asked, "Can't it be slender?" ”
The woman said: "Impossible, how could Nan Mingguo send these people to spy on them?" Besides, Nanming has never taken us seriously, so it is impossible to send someone. ”
The leader of the Lai Ba sneered for a while: "This is also true, then these three people ......"
"Don't eat me!"
Before he could say anything, the heavenly sin hanging over there tore out his throat and shouted, and the leader of the Lai Ba was very depressed, and he walked up directly in anger, took out a piece of sweaty animal skin from his arms and stuffed it directly into his mouth, the whole world ...... It was quiet.
Heavenly Sin whined a few times, and was disgusted and directly shed tears, rolled his eyes, and was fainted by the stench.
The leader of the Lai Ba was stunned for a moment, frowned and looked down to smell his body, and found that ...... It really doesn't taste that good, but ...... This is masculine taste, what kind of man is it without this taste? couldn't help but glared at Heavenly Sin and said, "Stinky boy like a girl! ”
The woman on the side couldn't help but burst out laughing, and then said, "I think it's better to bring these three people back and let the priest's mother-in-law take a look." ”
The leader of the Lai Ba nodded and said: "Okay, just do it, hehe, it's still the sister of the Hu family, this person who has read is different, and he is full of knowledge." ”
The woman couldn't help but scratch him, and ran a few steps forward to the Heavenly Sin, and saw that he was awake, but he was still shaking his head there in pain, as if he wanted to spit out the skin in his mouth.
Smiling, the woman said, "I'll take the skin out of your mouth, but you can't scream, if you attract a fierce beast, we'll throw you as bait." ”
Hearing this, Tian Sin hurriedly nodded desperately.
The woman first pulled it tentatively, and Tiansin really didn't shout honestly, so the woman pulled out all the skins, and then Tiansin opened her mouth and took a few deep breaths, and then said gratefully: "You...... You're a good person! Unlike that big guy, you're a big guy, and when the guy who saved me comes, I'll let them kill that damn big guy! But you're going to die, well, you're a good person. ”
The woman couldn't help laughing again, and found that the little ghost in front of her was really silly and funny.
Then he asked, "Are you from Nanming?" ”
Tiansin nodded effortlessly and said: "Well, the master is a very famous person in Nanming, from the imperial city to the common people, there is no one who doesn't know the name of the master!" Hum. ”
The woman sneered and asked, "Oh? Then the lord of the Hou family, which we all admire, how did you fall to the point where you need to run to this Phantom Sea Forest? ”
Tiansin was stunned for a moment, and then said with a bitter face: "Isn't it because of the war, the fiefdom of the young master...... Not...... Ahem, ahem, ahem! ”
He suddenly realized that he had 'slipped his mouth', and hurriedly emphasized: "Master...... The master is here to travel...... No, no, it's out to play, yes, play! This forest is good, the air is good, and the scenery is good, so naturally if you want to have something to do, you can travel around it! Master can warn you, there are tens of thousands of ...... No, no, hundreds of thousands of people! Hmph, if you don't treat me well, I'll let me do that...... Not...... An army of millions is here to kill you! Hmph, scared, right? ”
From tens of thousands to millions, it has grown step by step, and its credibility has suddenly dropped to the freezing point.