Chapter 694: The Birth of the Family (7)
Park Ye-jin, who was still winning the guessing boxing just now, was very happy, but suddenly found that he seemed to have no other choice.
Do you really want to team up with Kim Jong Kook?
Lee Hyori didn't know what to do for a while, and subconsciously looked at PD, thinking: How could it be so coincidental? It can't be arranged, right?
On second thought, how could that be possible!
Guessing boxing is originally a battle of luck!
It's not okay if she doesn't choose now, even if it's really arranged in advance, she can only choose Kim Jong Kook!
How else could it be?
Choose someone else!
Are you kidding!
I'm the most free and easy Lee Hyori!
If you choose someone else, you will definitely be laughed at.
A decision was made, but he couldn't say anything, just pointed his hand in the direction of Kim Jong Kook.
Lee Hyori rarely saw a twisted look, and when Lee Junxi saw it, he couldn't help laughing: "Sister Hyori, you have to say who you chose, don't say how we know who it is!" ”
Lee Jun-hee asked knowingly, which made Lee Hyo-ri angry for a while, glared at Lee Jun-hee, gritted his teeth and said, "You guy~~~~~"
"That's right! That's it! Liu Zaishi also teased her, "Xiaoli, who did you choose?" Who are you referring to? ”
Seeing these two guys who drill at the crack catch Lee Hyo-ri is a teaser, the members can't help but laugh.
Looking at these two guys who are also so itchy, Li Xiaoli smiled helplessly, although he whipped these two hateful guys countless times in his heart, but Li Xiaoli knew that this level could not be avoided, so she put her heart horizontally and said cleanly: "Zhong Guo oPPa!" ”
"Chung Kook oPPa?" Liu Zaishi deliberately learned from Lee Hyo-ri's emphasis, and looked at the embarrassed man and woman who were so embarrassed that they didn't want to lift their heads.
Li Xiaoli gritted his teeth and nodded heavily: "Zhong Guo oPPa!" ”
"Brother, hurry up!" Lee Jun-hee playfully pushed Kim Jong Kook on the side, "Sister Xiaoli chose you." From today onwards, you will be COUPLE. ”
When it comes to couple, Lee Jun-hee also deliberately lengthened his tone, and the gloating look made Lee Hyori and Kim Jong Kook itch their teeth for a while, because couple is also commonly known as CP in variety shows, but at the same time, it also has the meaning of husband and wife!
When Liu Zaishi heard this, he also had to get up: "CP! CP! ”
Looking at this guy's extremely unobstructed appearance, even other people want to flatten him, you can imagine how aggrieved Kim Jong Kook is, but. Fortunately, this is the recording site, although Kim Jong Kook was very depressed, and in the end he could only stare at Lee Jun-hee and Yoo Jae-seok helplessly, and walked over in embarrassment.
Kim Jong Kook and Lee Hyori stand together, just looking at the size and height, the 164Cm Lee Hyori and the 178Cm Kim Jong Kook are actually quite suitable, but the atmosphere between the two is really unwatchable, it's really embarrassing, even they are embarrassed by each other and don't know where to put their hands. I could only smile with shame and embarrassment.
"Sister Xiaoli actually has such a gentle and shy time, in Brother Shi, have you ever seen it?" Lee Jun-hee deliberately asked Liu Jae-seok in surprise.
"Nope!" Liu Zaishi is not a good bird, and he can see through Li Junxi's meaning at a glance. Therefore, he immediately cooperated with his face and affirmed with righteous words, "I have known Xiaoli for more than ten years, and I have never seen Li Xiaoli like this." In fact, not only Xiaoli, but even Zhong Guo, I have known the two for more than ten years. Seriously, I've never seen Hyo-ri and Jong Kook stand together like they do today."
"That's because we're all working separately!" Lee Hyo-ri endured the embarrassment that made his hands and feet spasm, and explained, "So I've known each other for 10 years, but I have hardly spoken!" ”
Kim Jong Kook also nodded in agreement.
may think that this is enough, Liu Zaishi also accepted it when he saw it, and began to sort out the relationship between the two: "This is also possible, both Xiaoli and Zhong Guo are usually very busy, so they can't speak, so they feel embarrassed, just get along more, in fact, we too, we also have such a situation, although we have known each other for a long time, we still feel very strange and embarrassed, we also have such friends!" ”
Indeed, in life, sometimes, you really encounter such a situation, you may often meet such a friend, this kind of friend, will often meet, in various public places, always say that you can meet each other, and every time you meet, you can always greet each other very friendly, and even occasionally be invited to attend a dinner and other communications.
But it may be due to factors such as personality, aura, age, etc., or simply because of unspeakable reasons such as identity, status, and necessity, so that friends who seem to know each other seem so strange and distant, seemingly intimate greetings and interactions, but revealing indescribable embarrassment and estrangement, it seems that there is always something missing between the two, but at the same time there is something more.
Just like Kim Jong Kook and Lee Hyori, although they have known each other for a long time, they are not enemies, but they just can't sit together, in addition to the lack of some external opportunities, such as friend introductions and the like, such as Liu Zaishi, who is also the closest relative of the two, but it seems that the two have not been matched, maybe Liu Zaishi also knows that the two personalities are really not very suitable, of course, in addition to this reason, there are actually some reasons of their own, which is too complicated, and it is really not enough for outsiders.
This situation is almost everyone's, even Lee Jun-hee is no exception, not to mention anything else, just talking about the circle, there are a lot of friends who really embarrass him, such as the members of GOD, when they usually meet, they will also greet them very friendly, and even when the other party has something, they don't forget to go to the platform, but in fact, there is really little contact in private.
The members also nodded their heads after listening to Liu Zaishi's words, and these words were said to everyone's hearts.
However, although Liu Zaishi said it very sincerely, this is an entertainment variety show after all, and the heavy atmosphere is not suitable for the show, so Liu Zaishi's voice changed, and he said angrily: "But despite this, I still don't want to stay in the Xiaoli group, because it's too embarrassing, Yizhen, you must choose me!" ”
said that he was shameless and threw a wink at Park Ye-jin: "Ye-jin, fighting~~"
The members first shook their heads, and then they all laughed ridiculously.
“oPPa!” originally thought that Liu Jae-seok was kind enough to pull himself by Lee Hyo-ri. was smashed by Liu Zaishi's red fruit falling into the well, and decisively quit, stretched out his little hand, secretly pinched a small handful of flesh on Liu Zaishi's waist, and twisted it vigorously.
"Ahh The grasshopper of Deser is decisively tragic.
After solving the grasshopper who wanted to rebel, the queen looked at the other guy who was plotting against him.
Feeling Li Xiaoli's dignified gaze, Li Junxi was startled, and quickly turned his head to the side, pretending to be calm and looking at the camera, looking like he didn't know anything. An expression that nothing happened.
After suppressing the Takser brothers, the rivalry between Lee Hyo-ri and Park Ye-jin continued.
"Rock-paper-scissors!"
"Cloth!"
"Stone!"
"Yay!" Li Xiaoli was overjoyed, following two consecutive defeats, followed by two consecutive wins, this fourth guessing punch was won by her again, this time she did not hesitate to choose Dacheng, "Dacheng!" ”
The expression on Dacheng's face was very entangled, and he almost moved over, which can be imagined. How he didn't want to blend in with the aura of that awkward pair of men and women.
On the contrary, Yoo Jae-seok saw that Lee Hyori did not choose himself, and jumped up and down excitedly, and shouted with his fist: "YES! YES!”
This made Lee Hyori furious: "Ah! What do you mean? ”
Liu Zaishi couldn't help but see his feelings. Angered by Her Majesty, she immediately fell silent, and stood aside with a respectful look.
"Rock-paper-scissors!"
"Scissors!"
"Cloth!"
"Asa ~~~~" The fifth winner is Park Ye-jin. She waved her small fist happily, and then walked straight to the remaining three of Liu Zaishi, Yin Zhongxin, and Li Tianxi, in Liu Zaishi's eager and earnest eyes. Park Ye-jin smiled and took Lee Tian-hee's hand, "Tian-hee oPPa, let's go!" ”
Then, without waiting for Liu Zaishi to react, she said again: "Ernie, I'll give you the rest!" ”
"Yikes! Ye Zhen! Don't treat us so casually! ”
"It'~~~~~~~ too ~~~~~~~~"
Yoo Jae-seok and Yoon Jong-shin were shocked by the absurdity and protested one after another.
It's a pity that no matter how much you protest, there is no way to change the result, just like that, Park Ye-jin, Lee Jun-hee, Kim so-ro, and Lee Tian-hee are in one group, and Lee Hyo-ri, Yoo Jae-seok, Kim Jong-kook, Yoon Jong-shin, and Daecheng are another group, although Lee Hyo-ri has one more person on his side, but they have both Yoo Jae-seok and Yoon Jong-shin, two untruthful men, and one less capable person than Park Ye-jin's side, so it is not yet known who will kill the deer.
Then it's game time, and the two sides gather at their respective base camps, waiting for the signal that the game will start, and discuss countermeasures by the way.
"Brother Xiulu! Wait a minute, you can contain Brother Zhong Guo! Li Junxi proposed, "Then Yizhen, you go to deal with Sister Xiaoli, the foul king, and Brother Tianxi and I will deal with Brother Jaeshi and Dacheng, do you think so?" ”
“OPPA! Are you okay with Tianxi oPPa? Ye-jin was a little worried, "There are three people on the side of Shi oPPa, what should Zhong Xin do with oPPa?" ”
Liu Zaishi, who happened to be opposite, shouted in a pretended manner, "Ah, let you see how powerful Zhong Guo is, so that you can know that his muscles are not practiced in vain!" ”
Regarding Liu Zaishi's provocation, Li Junxi smiled indifferently: "No problem, Yizhen, leave it to me in Brother Shi, as for Brother Zhong Xin!" ”
Speaking of this, Li Junxi pouted in the direction of Yin Zhongxin, nodded at him with a smile, Yin Zhongxin was puzzled, and looked at Li Junxi in confusion.
Seeing this, Li Junxi turned his head and complained disdainfully: "Look, Brother Zhong Xin looks like this, it is estimated that he still hasn't understood the rules of the game, so let's treat him as if he doesn't exist!" ”
When Jin Xiulu and the three of them heard this, they were all happy.
Hearing the sudden laughter of the four of them, Lee Hyo-ri and the others, who were completely unaware, were full of question marks.
"But I'm afraid I'm not a match for Hyorioni!" Park Ye-jin is still a little worried.
"Well, I ~~~~~~~" Jin Xiulu said embarrassedly, "I don't know if I can deal with Zhong Guo!" ”
"Uh~~~~" Seeing the worried looks of Kim so-ro and Park Ye-jin, Lee Jun-hee pinched his chin in embarrassment, what should I do?
At this time, the frizzy brother on the side asked puzzledly: "Aren't we just moving haystacks?" ”
"Huh!!" Li Junxi was stunned for a moment, and then he reacted, yes, this game is not better than anyone, but depends on your speed and physical strength. As long as the speed of moving the haystack is faster than the other party, no matter how much strength you have, you can only be sad in front of us.
Thinking of this, Li Junxi praised Li Tianxi, "Brother, you are so smart!" ”
"Hehe" Li Tianxi smiled, without a trace of pride, looking at his honest and honest appearance as always, Li Junxi couldn't help but sigh, who said that this brother would only be frizzy and cause trouble.
At the same time, Li Junxi also generously admitted his mistake: "I thought about it just now. Brother Tianxi is right, we don't have to worry so much, just move the haystack hard, with our physical strength, we don't have to worry about Brother Shi at all! ”
When Kim so-ro and Park Ye-jin heard this, they were relieved.
After unifying their opinions and clarifying their goals, Park Ye-jin's team suddenly became confident, and even the provocation of Yoo Jae-seok and others on the opposite side felt pleasing to the ear.
Li Junxi smiled and said, "Just let them be as proud as they want, and we'll know who is powerful later." Let's give Brother Jae Shi and Sister Xiaoli an unforgettable lesson! ”
Kim so-ro, Park Ye-jin, and Lee Tian-hee also laughed.
Liu Zaishi and the others looked at the opponent who laughed inexplicably, and they were also confused.
What the hell is going on!?
"Ready~~~~~~ go!"
Under Liu Zaishi's order, the game finally began, and everyone on both sides of the game immediately rushed to the other party's camp with the grass stacks.
Lee Jun-hee holds two bundles of haystacks in both hands. As soon as he rushed halfway, he met Lee Hyo-ri, who was also holding two bundles of haystacks, and looked at Her Majesty's pretty face, which was slightly flushed by the scorching afternoon sun, and a playful impulse instantly came to my heart.
didn't think about it, Li Junxi's conditioned reflex was a top. With a "snap", Li Xiaoli, who was caught off guard, was hit head-on by him and hit his ass backwards in the flat sand and fell into the goose style!
Lee Hyo-ri, who had a zero-distance intimate contact between his buttocks and the earth, couldn't care about the slightly spicy feeling of his buttocks. He gritted his teeth and shouted angrily, "Ah!! Lee Jun Hee! ”
But the murderer grinned at her, and then decisively left her and went straight to the enemy camp a few steps away, which was not over, after throwing the haystack to the enemy camp, Lee Jun-hee turned back to the scene of the accident.
Li Xiaoli didn't even stand up straight, he felt a flower in front of him, and found that Li Junxi appeared in front of him again, only to see Li Junxi with a harmless sunny smile, and then without waiting for her to react, he grabbed the rope of the two bundles of haystacks in her hand, pulled them slightly, and decisively snatched the two bundles of straw that originally belonged to her, and by the way, he gently took her back with a butt and flattened the sand and fell into the goose style!
Li Junxi, who ran away in a smoke, only left a string of smug laughter, and almost didn't ascend the first Buddha of Li Xiaoli's anger to heaven, and the second Buddha came to the world.
"Yikes!! Lee Jun-hee!! A roar full of countless emotions resounded through the vast wilderness.
This scene laughed at the staff at the scene, and after the broadcast, laughed at countless viewers in front of the TV, seeing that since the start of the family, Lee Junxi, who has been suppressed, suddenly exerted his strength and bullied Lee Hyori, and people's only thoughts are one by one, sigh Mom! It's so joyful!
was teased by Li Junxi, Li Xiaoli was angry, gritted his teeth and chased Li Junxi around the camera in a circle, shouting while running: "Don't let me catch it, otherwise it will make you look good!" ”
"Sister Xiaoli, let's talk about it when you catch it!" Li Junxi relied on her flexibility, and while avoiding her, she also grabbed two bundles of haystacks from time to time and threw them at the other party's camp, and even had an air conditioner to sneer at her, which made Li Xiaoli angry enough.
Regardless of the alternative skirmish between Lee Jun-hee and Lee Hyo-ri, the others are quite normal, everyone is desperately moving their haystacks to each other's houses, and you are so lively and busy.
Especially Kim so-ro of Park Ye-jin's team, this eldest brother relied on his strong body, grabbed a bundle of haystacks and threw them, grabbed the straw stacks and threw them, and threw at least several bundles in an instant, like a humanoid stone thrower.
And Li Tianxi, who is usually very frizzy, is not to be outdone, grabbing two bundles of haystacks and running, grabbing two bundles of haystacks and running, in just one minute, he ran back and forth more than ten times, and he didn't feel dizzy.
Even Park Ye-jin, a weak woman, kicked the bundle of haystacks towards the other party's camp with her hands and feet, and she clenched her teeth and sweated profusely, completely forgetting her identity as an actress.
Unlike Park Ye-jin's team, although Lee Hyo-ri's team is also working hard, because Lee Hyo-ri was distracted by Lee Jun-hee, Yoo Jae-seok and Yoon Jong-shin, the two brothers, were seriously lacking in lower limbs, and they were out of breath after a while.
After about two minutes of play, there is a clear contrast between the size of the haystacks of the two teams.
Seeing that his side was about to lose if he continued like this, Lee Hyo-ri couldn't care about being angry with Lee Jun-hee, and shouted: "Ah, when the game is over, I'll clean you up!" ”
After Lee Hyori finished speaking, she refocused on the game, her character is extremely competitive, although it is a game, but she definitely doesn't want to lose, which is why, just now it was so embarrassing, but she still chose Kim Jong Kook.
Lee Jun-hee saw that the humanoid queen who had been staring at him urgently seemed to have given up playing peek-a-boo with him, and turned around and left, there was no way, he couldn't keep provoking Lee Hyori, otherwise, once the queen was angry, but it was dangerous, then she would find another target.
Glancing around slightly, Li Junxi inadvertently saw a stumbling figure, his eyes immediately rolled and he smiled. (To be continued.) )