0115 Fell into the way of that stinky

It is said to be magnificent, that is because it is at least the size of a football field, the height is also as high as a ten-story building, and there is no support in the middle, the top of the cave is painted with cosmic stars, it looks incomparably mysterious, in addition to the copper door in our direction, the round cave has four other copper doors, each door has a word written, respectively, gold, wood, water and fire, look back, the copper door behind us is written a 'soil' word, it seems that these five doors correspond to the five elements.

As for the emptiness of the cave, it is because there is nothing but a stone platform in the middle of the cave except for the five bronze gates.

"Uh, where's the treasure?" The fat man asked, surprised.

Yu Jing said with a smile: "Except for the door we came into, the other four doors are full of treasures. ”

"Take us to see it." The fat man cheered.

Yu Jing nodded and walked towards our nearest bronze door, the word 'gold' on the door.

The fat man whispered beside me: "Axi, I'll get some valuable ones to put in your Futu ring later, and we will eat or drink porridge in the future, it all depends on how much you can take." ”

I laughed and said, "I'll talk about it then." ”

To be honest, I'm not a gentleman, if the gold, silver and jewelry are piled up, it's a matter of course for me to take a little bit of it, if not much, then forget it, anyway, I'm not bad for money now.

Yu Jing walked to the bronze door, stretched out her hand and put it on the copper door, the silver bracelet on her wrist collided on the door, making a crisp sound, she didn't knock on the door, but turned to look at me: "Vincy, I thank you for saving me a few times on the road." ”

Hearing her say this, a bad feeling suddenly rose in my heart, and I hurriedly said, "What do you mean by that?" ”

"Hehe, if you see something you like later, just take it." Yu Jing smiled slightly, knocked on the copper door, the copper door suddenly slowly slid open, inside was a spacious stone room, although not as magnificent as the outside, but not small, almost the size of a basketball court. Inside, dozens of stone platforms the size of ping-pong tables are neatly arranged, and each table is full of various gold, silver and jewelry.

The fat man and I suddenly breathed thicker, grass, how much does this have to be.

"Take it! Take as much as you can. Yu Jing said with a smile.

Damn, such a pleasant thing, naturally not to be missed, I walked forward with a smile with the fat man, and looked at the jewels on the stone platform with dazzled eyes. There are jade watermelons, white jade horses, and exquisite jewelry, just like cheering elves, shouting to choose me, choose me.

"Look, I'll go to the toilet." Yu Jing smiled at me, turned around and walked out of the bronze door, I didn't care, just when the copper door was slowly closing, she called me loudly at the door, followed the reputation, only to see her standing outside the copper door and waved at me, with an apologetic face: "I'm sorry, thank you, goodbye!" ”

What does sorry mean? I felt bad again, and was about to go over to the bronze door, but the fat man smiled and said, "What's the hurry, anyway, this bronze door can be opened with two knocks, let's take advantage of her absence, and stuff some more things into the Futu ring." ”

Although the fat man was right, I was still a little panicked in my heart, put down the gold inlaid jade Ruyi in my hand, walked to the bronze door and reached out and knocked twice.

The bronze door did not react in any way.

I frowned and knocked twice, but there was no sign of the bronze door opening except for a dull knock.

"Hey, fatty, come and have a look." I shouted.

The fat man walked over with a white jade tripod in his arms and asked, "What?" ”

"The door won't open!"

The fat man paused for a moment, handed Bai Yuding to me, stepped forward and knocked twice, but the bronze door was also unresponsive, and suddenly said in surprise: "Hey, when I was outside, I knocked on the door." ”

I casually threw Bai Yuding into the Futu ring, and followed the fat man to knock on the bronze door, but no matter how we punched and kicked, the bronze door did not move.

"You let Jean!" The fat man took a few steps back and waved me out of the way.

Seeing the fat man's arrogant appearance, I hurriedly stepped aside, needless to say, this guy tried to kick open the bronze door with violence.

The fat man sprinted two steps, flew up and kicked on the bronze door.

With a loud bang, the bronze gate stood like a mountain, but the fat man held his feet and kept scolding.

"This bronze door is more than ten meters high, I'm afraid it weighs tens of thousands of catties, you actually want to kick it open?" I couldn't help but laugh.

"Don't stand and talk without back pain, so what can you do?" The fat man said angrily.

I pulled out a bazooka and said with a smile, "Get out of the way, don't blame me for hitting you." ”

The fat man's face suddenly changed, and he said hurriedly: "Damn, put it down, don't pull me if you want to die." ”

"How?"

"Your thing is so powerful, if this cave collapses, we won't have anywhere to run!"

Thinking about it, I immediately put away the bazooka, and the fat man said to himself: "Hurry up, I can't figure out that Yu Jing's stinky girl will come back soon, we have to learn to trust others." ”

Damn, you don't believe it yourself, you were called the boss lady just now, and now you're called a stinky girl.

found a stone platform, threw all the jewels on it into the Futu ring, and the two sat on the stone platform, smoking cigarettes, but their eyes kept sweeping towards the bronze door.

Ten minutes passed, twenty minutes passed, thirty minutes passed.

There was no movement at the bronze door.

An hour passed, two hours passed, three hours passed.

There was still no movement at the bronze door.

At this time, I can already be sure that we have fallen into Yu Jing's way, and I don't know why she imprisoned the two of us in this stone chamber.

Although I have stored a lot of daily necessities in the black field, I have no worries about food and clothing. But I'm still very anxious, no one wants to be imprisoned by myself, and besides, the ghost knows if Yu Jing has a backhand.

Worried, after three hours, a lot of cigarette butts were thrown in front of the stone platform, and in boredom, I took out the white jade tripod that the fat man had handed me earlier from the Futu ring, and said to the fat man: "Come, use this to make an ashtray." ”

The fat man glanced at Bai Yuding depressedly, and suddenly said, "I think this Bai Yuding is a bit wasteful to make an ashtray." ”

Originally, I wanted to talk about some topics casually to pass the time, but when I heard the fat man say this, I laughed and said, "What? Do you still want to use it to make instant noodles? ”

The fat man laughed and said, "I use it to make a toilet." ”

After finishing speaking, he put Bai Yuding on the ground, and was about to untie the belt, when suddenly, an angry voice sounded: "Damn, you brute!" Give Lao Tzu a dead side! ”

This voice came from the white jade ding.

I and the fat man were both agitators, and the fat man took a step back and shouted, "Who? ”

A faint wisp of green smoke slowly floated out of the white jade tripod, and the smoke gradually thickened above the white jade tripod, and after about ten seconds, the smoke actually condensed into the appearance of a middle-aged scribe, and his facial features were lifelike.

Grass, isn't this smoke man the smoke man in the wooden box that Liu Cheng gave me in the Han Dynasty? At that time, he also warned me to be careful of the person surnamed Li.

"How are you?" I shouted.

The fat man was originally dumbfounded, but when he heard me shout like this, he suddenly turned his head: "Axi, do you know him?" ”

The green mist man also frowned and looked at me: "Who are you?" ”

"Damn, don't you know me?" I can't help but be shocked, according to what Ding Buqun said, as long as the promotion is successful, the memories of various parallel spaces will be fused, the Han Dynasty is almost two thousand years old, it is impossible for this green mist man not to advance once, right?

Thinking about this possibility, I couldn't help but smile and said, "I see that you are very similar to a friend of mine." ”

The green mist man snorted, turned his head to the fat man and said, "You brute, you actually wanted to pee in my room just now, do you still have a little shame?" With your kind of ideological realm, can you enter a communist society? ”

As soon as these words came out, the fat man and I were dumbfounded, and after a while, the fat man said: "That's just talking, and there is no real urine." ”

"If I hadn't come out in time to stop it, wouldn't you have acted on it?" The Green Mist Man snapped, "Apologize quickly, say you're a brute!" ”

Hearing this, I am even more suspicious, although this green fog man is as vulgar as the green fog man in the Han Dynasty, but the two seem to be missing something, and there seems to be something more.

After thinking about it for a while, I understood that the green mist man in front of him was less calm and confident than the green mist man in the Han Dynasty, and there was a taste of strong stubble, but there were many more modern words in his words.

"What are you going to do if you don't apologize?" I asked.

"Don't apologize? Lao Tzu will beat you to death. The Green Mist Man said sharply, "Aren't you afraid of the way I look now?" ”

The more he said that, the more I felt that something was wrong, and immediately condensed a fireball and tried to lose it.

"Hero, spare your life!" The Green Mist suddenly cried wolf.

"Say, what the hell is going on?" I took the opportunity to threaten.

The green mist man suddenly cried and said: "I don't know, when I get up from sleep, my whole body is gone, and I can't even remember a lot of things, and I just stay in this white jade tripod every day and live a muddy life." ”

No wonder he didn't remember me, and I asked instead, "Then how can you speak the words of our time?" ”

"Although I lost all my skills, I still scanned this fat man's language system." The Green Mist glanced at me: "By the way, you seem to know me, can you tell me who I am?" ”

I didn't know what your name was at all except that I knew that you were from the four great families, so I took the fireball and asked, "What's going on in this cave?" ”

The green mist man cried with a sad face: "I don't know what's going on, I have to ask the white-bearded old man about this." ”

"Old man with a white beard?" I was stunned.

"Yes, in this stone chamber, besides me, there is an old man with a white beard, who knows more than I do." The Green Mist said.

"Damn, I knew you weren't reliable." On the stone platform in the distance, a wisp of white mist floated out of a pure gold incense burner, and soon this white mist condensed into the appearance of an old man in the air.

This old man is Ding Buqun! R1058