0181 Poisoning
I checked the true qi in my body, not to mention, this pill is really an antidote, and the true qi is really much smoother than before, so I bent down and picked up another one, asking Murong Xiu to eat it too. β·Topβ·Pointβ·Smallβ· says, www.
"I don't want to eat it." Murong Xiu pursed her lips with a look of disgust.
I felt that the true qi in my body had been completely recovered, and I released a few fireballs and smashed into the wall, although the wall was blown away by the fireballs, but the outside of the wall was surrounded by the looming clouds, I walked to the clouds and stretched out my hand, and felt that there was no resistance in the clouds, so I asked Murong Xiu to try it too, but she was blocked by this cloud and mist, and she couldn't stretch out her hand.
"Looks like you'll have to take this pill to get out." I glanced at Murong Xiu, and suddenly I felt that she was very beautiful.
Murong Xiu frowned and said, "I feel sick when I think of Liu Bei like that. β
I held the pill in the palm of my hand, put it to my mouth and blew it, and said with a smile: "Okay, all the smell is blown away." β
Murong embroidered a blank look at me, it was so bright and beautiful, I was almost stunned. Seeing this, she tapped my forehead with her finger and scolded softly, "Look at it, you big villain." Then he took the pill and threw it directly into his mouth.
Just when her fingertips touched my palm, my heart fluttered, my snort couldn't help but thicken, I noticed that I was a little rude, quickly rubbed my nose, and smiled awkwardly: "Didn't you say it's disgusting, why did you eat it?" β
"You can eat it, why can't I eat it?" Murong Xiu smiled.
My heart fluttered again, as if a flame rose from the lower abdomen, and a certain part was instantly hard, and I only felt that the Murong embroidery in front of me was particularly delicate and sexy.
Just as he was swallowing his saliva violently, Liu Bei suddenly walked in from outside the compartment door and looked at us with a smile: "Yo ho, have you eaten it all?" Didn't you say you wouldn't eat it even if you died? β
I vaguely felt that something was wrong, but I didn't know what was wrong, so I had to say: "In the past, Han Xin could endure the humiliation of his crotch, and it was nothing for me to suffer this grievance." β
"Yes, yes, the mood is okay, it's just a little stupid." Liu Bei laughed.
"What do you mean?" The premonition that something was wrong grew stronger.
"Then who, Wang Yun's lackey, get Lao Tzu in." Liu Bei shouted loudly, and then Wang Yun's figure walked out of the door.
"Grass, can't you understand human speech? I want you to get in! Liu Bei stepped forward and slapped Wang Yun, Wang Yun covered his face, and his eyes were full of angry flames.
"Do you want me to teach you how to do it?" Liu Bei's backhand was another slap in the face.
Wang Yun took a deep breath, walked back to the door, rolled on the ground, and actually rolled in through the door.
"That's pretty much it, just squat at the door." Liu Bei snorted, turned his head and smiled at me, "Do you understand now?" β
I paused for a moment before saying, "You guys were acting just now?" β
Liu Bei showed a weird smile on his face again: "You haven't thought that I can make an official like Wang Yun bow down, why is this?" β
"What the hell are you trying to say?" I said angrily.
"Since you're from the 21st century, you've probably heard of ice." Liu Bei smiled strangely.
"Ice & Poison?" I froze.
"That's right, ice & poison." Liu Bei looked at me proudly: "I just know how to make ice & poison, and I happen to refine some raw materials here, and I found that the ice & poison made by mana is even more powerful, and I don't need a skating tool like a curling stone, just swallow it directly, don't you think I'm awesome?" By the way, by the way, I would like to tell you both that although the pill I gave you just now is an antidote, it is ice & poison that I added to it at regular intervals. β
"Timed episodes? How long is it before the attack? β
"Ten ......" Liu Bei stretched out ten fingers.
"Ten days? Ten hours, ten minutes? I asked urgently.
Liu Bei shook his head, a mocking smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he bent his fingers in turn, and said in his mouth: "Nine...... Eight...... Seven ......"
While counting, Liu Bei and Wang Yun slowly exited the room, and his voice came from outside the door: "...... Four...... Three...... Two...... One. β
As his last word fell, there was a bang in my mind, and I felt that nothing existed between heaven and earth, and there was only one delicate Murong Xiu in front of me, and Murong Xiu's eyes were also about to drip water, and I couldn't stop making ** in my mouth, when I stepped forward and hugged Murong Xiu, and when my hand touched her chest, all the sanity in my brain had completely disappeared.
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I don't know how long it has been, and I don't know how many sprints I have experienced, Murong Xiu and I both woke up from the confusion, looked at the mess and the faint redness, I sighed, sat up and lit the cigarette afterwards, and said with a wry smile: "Ah Xiu, I'm sorry." β
Murong Xiu snorted, and also sat up, ignoring his own spring leakage: "What am I sorry for, I know that sooner or later there will be such a day by your side, but I didn't expect it to come so quickly, congratulations, you broke my virginity again." β
Hearing this, I smiled and reached out to take her into my arms: "With me, I have learned a lot of strange words." β
Murong Xiu rested her head on my shoulder, was silent for a while, and suddenly asked, "Axi, how many times did we do it just now?" β
"I don't remember, but there have been three or four times." I scratched my scalp.
"And how many times did you do it for the first time with me three hundred years ago?" Murong Xiu asked.
"Why do you ask this?" I vaguely felt that something was wrong.
"I'm curious."
"It seems like four or five times."
"What? Both of us have only taken medicine four times now, and I didn't take medicine three hundred years ago, but I did it five times, am I still not as good as I was three hundred years ago? No, we have to do it again! Murong Xiu unceremoniously pressed me to the ground.
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Liu Bei's ice & poison is far more domineering than the ice & poison in the 21st century, Murong Xiu and I only swallowed it once, and we have already developed a strong dependence, and I even have such a hunch that as long as I don't eat this kind of ice & poison for a day, the whole person will go crazy.
When it was almost dawn, Wang Yun walked in, handed me a box, I didn't know whether it was sympathy or schadenfreude in his eyes, and said slowly: "Liu Bei has already left, he wants me to tell you, this is a three-month dose, after this time, Liu Bei wants to see Cao Cao's head, otherwise, after three months, you will understand what is pain and death, and what is life is better than death." β
Although I haven't had a seizure yet, I have seen photos of various drug addiction episodes on the Internet, and I know that what Wang Yun said is true, and the onset of drug addiction can really only be described as life is worse than death. With a wry smile, he took the ice & poison, threw it into the Futu ring casually, and asked casually: "I said Old Man Wang, were you also controlled by Liu Bei with ice & poison?" β
Wang Yun shook his head coldly: "At first, he wanted to use ice & poison to control me, but when he found that it was useless to me, he turned to control my wife. β
I was surprised when I heard this, I have personally experienced this kind of ice & poison domineering, so to speak, whether it is a man or a woman, as long as it is stained with ice & poison, it will produce strong stimulation and pleasure in men and women, and they will sink into ** and can't extricate themselves.
Now Wang Yun actually said that ice & poison is useless to him, how is this possible?
Unless...... Wang Yun is a eunuch, but how can a eunuch have a wife?
As if seeing my doubts, Wang Yun showed a bitter smile on his face: "Let's also be regarded as sympathy, and it doesn't hurt to sue you, in fact, I'm not a man, nor a woman." β
"You're a eunuch?" Murong Xiu popped out a sentence.
"I'm not a eunuch either." Wang Yun's face showed an even more strange look: "How can a eunuch have a wife and children?" β
"What's going on?" I couldn't help but ask.
"I can be both male and female." Wang Yun said slowly.
I glanced at Murong Xiu, and both of them understood, this Wang Yun turned out to be a yin and yang person, no wonder this kind of ice & poison was useless to him.
After a moment of stunnedness, I turned to ask, "What about Diao Chan?" What did you do with Diao? β
"Diao? Naturally, he still acted according to the previous plan, Cao Cao wanted to provoke the hatred between Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu, why didn't Liu Bei think so, I didn't lie to you, she did go on a trip, but not with my wife, but with Lu Bu. Wang Yun said.
"Diao Chan asked us for help, it seems that you arranged it too?" I said depressedly.
"No, she's really in trouble with asking you for help, and one of Lu Bu's subordinates seems to already know where she came from, and she wants you to kill that person." Wang Yun paused, and then said: "Liu Bei said, you first help Diao Chan complete the task and then go back to kill Cao Cao." β
After a period of depression, they said goodbye to Wang Yun, and the two returned to the courtyard. Seeing us coming back, the members of the pig killing team gathered around, Zhao Yun frowned and asked, "Why did you come back?" β
Xie Xun had a strange smile on his face: "Zhao Yun said that he was going to pick you up, but I stopped him, I really didn't guess wrong, you guys went out to snap, you see, both of them have changed their clothes, this is ironclad evidence." β
With a wry smile, I didn't care about joking with Xie Xun and the others, I told them what happened over there, and asked them to hurry up and help think of countermeasures, I don't want to be Liu Bei's puppet, I don't want to be at all.
Hearing such a bizarre thing, everyone talked about it, discussed it for almost an hour, and finally decided to try my method first, that is, to tie me up with a rope and violently quit drugs.
Immediately called Xiaolongma and Zhao Yun, the four of them entered the black realm, the golden boy heard that I was hit by ice & poison, immediately sighed, now so many people, really understand the meaning of ice & poison, I'm afraid only Golden Boy and Little Dragon Horse, after all, the two of them have my knowledge system.
Took out a magic weapon from the ring, this magic weapon is called the depletion stick, clamp this magic weapon under the ribs for a minute, can make the Taoist master deplete his true qi within half an hour like ordinary people, on the surface it seems to be infinitely powerful, but in fact it is a garbage magic weapon, just ask when fighting, who will let you stab him under the ribs with a wooden stick, and clamp it hard for a minute? Isn't that a neurosis? R640