Chapter 306: Flowing Water
The next morning, Lanshan District, Yimeng City, Wang Xizhi's former residence.
"Wow, I really didn't expect that Wang Xizhi was actually from our Dongshan Province?" Zhao Mengqi looked at the stone archway in the distance and said inexplicably excitedly.
"Hehe, yes, if I hadn't come here, I wouldn't have thought that the great calligrapher would be from our Dongshan Province." Chen Yalan and Zhao Mengqi held hands and walked in front of them, talking and laughing.
Huo Xiaotian bought the ticket, carried his luggage, and followed quickly.
"The book saint Wang Xizhi, the word Yi Shao, was born in 303 A.D., the ancestral home of Langya County, that is, our Yimeng City today, Wang Xizhi loves calligraphy since childhood, it is said that he practiced calligraphy when he was a child, he used eight large water tanks to fill the ink, and it took three years to use up the eight cylinders of ink, and the exercises were completed, of course, this is just a legend, as for whether the ink will deteriorate in the water tank for three years, I don't know." The tour guide said humorously, causing the surrounding tourists to laugh.
This is the former residence of Wang Xizhi, it is said that Wang Xizhi was in this room to practice calligraphy, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, are unremitting, Wang Xizhi, is also our ancient calligraphers, the only one proficient in real calligraphy, cursive, official script and seal script, four kinds of calligraphy of the all-round calligrapher, especially his official calligraphy, is the world's amazing, unparalleled.
It is precisely because Wang Xizhi's calligraphy is extremely exquisite, so he is also the only calligrapher who is listed separately in the annals of history as a six-grade official. ’。
Tang Taizong is an extremely calligraphy emperor, his life to Wang Xizhi's ink, can be described as 'heart and hand chasing', until he died, he left a will, the ancient and modern book of the first "Orchid Pavilion Preface" to accompany the burial of Zhaoling, it can be seen how exquisite Wang Xizhi's calligraphy is. ”
The tour guide talked exaggeratedly, with a bit of the smell of pancake rolls and green onions in his words. However, it sounds like something different.
Maybe Wang Xizhi more than 1,000 years ago also spoke an authentic Yimeng dialect and traveled from south to north.
Huo Xiaotian took Chen Yalan and Zhao Mengqi to play in the downtown area of Yimeng City for a long time. At noon, I had a light meal at the nearby Xizhi Hotel in Shuyuan Lane.
"Xizhi Hotel, haha, I don't know, I still think Wang Xizhi is a chef." Zhao Mengqi said with a smile.
"Don't make trouble, Wang Xizhi is also the elite of our nation, you have to respect him. Didn't you see that this road is called Academy Lane? The road at the front door of the former residence is called Xiyan Street, which is all in memory of Wang Xizhi. Huo Xiaotian said with a stern face, Huo Xiaotian still respects this old calligrapher who is more than a thousand years earlier than himself and has left artistic treasures for his nation.
Several people came to the restaurant together, this restaurant is also antique, even the name of the dish is very knowledgeable, for example, a dish called the pen dragon snake, is a bamboo shoot fried pork loin, bamboo shoots into a pen-shaped pork loin and carrot cut strips. Spelled into a dragon and snake shape, it looks really a bit of artistic conception.
There is also a wine dish, called Qushui Liuzhen, in fact, it is a pot of wine, on which a few radishes are floated into a small wine cup, the wine cup contains some liquor, when using this wine dish, it is also very particular, the host recites a poem, and the guests come to the right. Yes, the host drinks, and if not, the guest is punished for drinking. Drinking in this way is not only fun, but also strengthens the relationship, and has a bit of a bookish atmosphere, which is really intoxicating.
"Luoyang relatives and friends ask each other?" Zhao Mengqi held the radish wine cup. Laughed and asked.
"Just say I'm at KFC!" After Huo Xiaotian was poured a few laps by Chen Yalan and Zhao Mengqi, he was drunk and said in a daze.
"I'm dizzy, what poem are you right about?" Zhao Mengqi's pretty face stiffened, and she stared at Huo Xiaotian resentfully and said.
"Mengqi, he's drunk, don't make it difficult for him with such a difficult poem." Chen Yalan looked at Huo Xiaotian's drunken appearance and persuaded him.
"Okay, then I'll give you a simple one, two yellow orioles singing green willows, what's the next sentence? It's not that hard, is it? Zhao Mengqi looked at Huo Xiaotian and asked.
"Two... Yellow... Huang Li chirps green willows, a beautiful woman eats bananas, hahaha..."Huo Xiaotian laughed drunkenly, Zhao Mengqi and Chen Yalan fell under the table together.
As if sensing his gaffe, Huo Xiaotian staggered to his feet, "I'll go to the bathroom." ”
"Hey, does it matter if you go by yourself?" Chen Yalan got up to catch up with Huo Xiaotian and wanted to support him, but was vigorously pushed away by Huo Xiaotian.
"I'm a big man, do you want to help me?" Huo Xiaotian said with a big tongue, and only when he was drunk did he dare to yell at Chen Yalan like this.
Chen Yalan rolled her eyes angrily, "If it weren't for the fact that you were drunk, I wouldn't have bothered to pay attention to you." ”
Huo Xiaotian entered the bathroom, and with the flashing of his mind, he suddenly "poof!" With a sound, an inflatable doll that was almost identical to "Matsushima Kaede" appeared in front of him, black silk, professional clothes, whether it was material or clothing, were exactly the same as Sister Dao Feng's evil female teacher.
Looking at this inflatable doll, Huo Xiaotian rolled his eyes, "I'll go, sure enough, it's drunk and messy, I originally wanted to download the sobering pill, but I actually downloaded the inflatable doll." ”
Pushing "Matsushima Kaede" to the ground, Huo Xiaotian took a deep breath, flashing his mind again, this time finally downloading a bottle of sobering medicine.
[Super Sobering Medicine: As long as one pill, you can sober up immediately, and at the same time restore all previous memories. 】
Huo Xiaotian threw the sobering medicine into his mouth and swallowed it into his stomach with a mouthful of saliva, and the next moment, his originally sluggish body and confused brain instantly sobered up.
Recalling the previous scene of drunken poetry outside, Huo Xiaotian's face turned half red, "I'll go, didn't I get embarrassed just now?" Fortunately, there are only two people here, Yalan and Mengqi, if there are outsiders, wouldn't it be a big loss? ”
Happily rubbing his chest, Huo Xiaotian walked into the toilet, opened the zipper, took out the cannon and began to open the gate to release water.
With a torrent of torrents, Huo Xiaotianshuang's whole body trembled twice, and at this moment, there was a sudden rush knock on the door outside.
It turned out that after Huo Xiaotian entered the bathroom, in order to prevent others from discovering when he downloaded something, he locked the door of the bathroom, and now people who have urgency to urinate outside want to come in, but they can't get in.
Now Huo Xiaotian has just peed halfway, and he is not happy, how can he have the time to open the door, so he has to continue to drain the water, who knows that the buddies outside are holding back so much that they keep slamming the door.
Huo Xiaotian turned a deaf ear, and now he is urinating, even if the emperor is here, he has to wait outside.
After a while, the flood discharge was finally completed, and Huo Xiaotian opened the door of the toilet without hurrying.
At this time, the buddy outside couldn't wait for a long time, and almost peed his pants, and when he saw Huo Xiaotian open the door, he was so angry that he almost scolded his mother. (To be continued.) )