"Evolution has never been broken since ancient times, our ancestors drank blood in Rumao, but now we have countless delicacies to enjoy, and exquisite silk and satin to wear, which shows that change is inevitable, if there is no such thing, you and I should be sitting in a cave now, wrapped in the fur of wild beasts and holding a thick wooden stick and roaring at each other."

Yun Zheng filled a piece of cut pear into his mouth with a silver fork, and tasted it carefully before saying to Di Qing.

"The old man heard that since Pangu opened the sky, Nuwa created people, and the Five Emperors Dinglun, the number of lives in the human world has been constant, just like spring is the season of sowing, and autumn is the season of harvest, which cannot be changed!"

Di Qing inserted a piece of gizzard meat with a knife and stuffed it into his mouth to chew with oil, glanced at Yun Zheng with disdain, and drank a bowl of wine before he retorted.

"Old man, you should never say that there is no change, our world is changing all the time, some are macroscopic, some are microscopic, macroscopic things can be seen by fools, sadness is an inexplicable feeling that suddenly appears to you boring people.

Take the piece of meat you just ate as an analogy, I just saw, you chewed a total of eleven times with your teeth before swallowing, these minced meat through your throat into the stomach pouch, in the stomach pouch by some acidic substances dissolved into some disgusting paste, and then into your small intestine, the small intestine has countless small villi, these villi and the small intestine turn the piece of meat you eat into the power needed for our body to move, and then the residue enters the large intestine for further absorption, a wind force is used to support the activities of your body, The other part becomes the oil fat storage, your intestines are full of three feet, if you eat too much, it will naturally become a fat person, this change accumulates over time, a new fat person will appear. That's a change. ”

Di Qing patted his somewhat fat belly and laughed: "Who are you who turn food into dung, who is qualified to accuse me of turning food into fat?"

You always talk about things with some things that you can't see or touch, what you see is believing, what you hear is false, and the old man doesn't believe it. ”

Yun Zheng looked at Zou Tong, whose face was blue, and said regretfully: "We are now in the ground, otherwise we will go to Tokyo City to arrest a Xixia person who does evil or a Khitan who does not like the eye." I can tell you how the heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys work to support our daily activities. ”

Zou Tongqiang resisted the desire to vomit and interjected: "Marquis Wenxin, this kind of words about the death of the country cannot be said, back then, King Yin and the demon concubine Daji made a bet to cut off the legs of the old man and the young man to identify the bone marrow, so as to attract the catastrophe of the country, you and Di Gong must not do this, otherwise the face of my Great Song Dynasty will be lost." ”

Di Qing waved his hand generously and said, "I'll talk about this later, there are corpses on the battlefield for us to see." The people of Tokyo have never seen a big scene of corpses strewn all over the field, and looking at the intestines of individuals will scare them to death, and then we will have time and opportunity. ”

Yun Zheng waved his hand to brush away the yellow leaves that fell on the table, and said a little lonely: "Mr. Peng Li took my younger brother and the two boys of the Su family to explore the Yellow River, and they have been gone for two months, and I don't know what happened to them." It's because I'm not careful that they can't go home until late autumn. I'm upset, what do you think we're better at? ”

Di Qing sighed and put the knife on the table and said, "Every year at this time, I will go to Xiangguo Temple to talk about Buddhism with the presiding master Xuanku for a while, and he will chant and pray for me to eliminate my murderous sin.

When I was a teenager, I liked to go to Xiangguo Temple to steal the fruit in front of the Buddha's seat, and I was caught by the master Xuanku, who was in charge of sprinkling and sweeping in front of the Buddha at that time, and I thought that I couldn't run away from a beating, who knows. But he gave us the fruit of the substitution of the offerings, telling us that the offerings made in front of the Buddha were obtained by those who were destined, and that if they entered our wombs, they were destined, and they could not be stolen.

Hehe, so I'm just in Tokyo. Every year, I must go to eat a meal of Xiangguo Temple's fruits, among which some of the big steamed buns with vegetarian fruit filling are the most delicious, and I can eat five in one meal. ”

Yun Zheng nodded and said: "An old friend of mine is also placing an order in Xiangguo Temple, and he likes wine and meat the most, why don't we go to Xiangguo Temple to visit friends together?" It's that Zou Tong has some trouble here. ”

Zou Tong saw Yun Zheng looking at himself with a cruel smile. hurriedly retreated and said: "Yunhou, you can't do this, our family heard that monk friend of yours ask His Majesty to kill you as soon as possible, it can be seen that he is not your friend, so don't see him!" ”

Yun Zheng grabbed Zou Tong with one hand and laughed: "What do you know, I am a killer myself, and the friend who wants to kill me is a true friend, you honestly sleep in the wooden house for a day today, it is estimated that you have to serve His Majesty on weekdays, and there is no such opportunity to sleep for a day, so it is cheaper for you." ”

Yun Zheng had already tied Zou Tong with a belt in three times, and tested the tightness of the rope with his hand, thinking that it was okay, tying it too tightly would hinder the circulation of blood, so it was just right, and he found a big piece to cover Zou Tong's body, and then jumped from the wall to the corridor between the two walls, Di Qing had been waiting for Yun Zheng there for a long time.

"Two grandfathers, you must come back before sunset......" Zou Tong screamed sadly under the big cloud.

Di Qing left his big coat in the wooden house and didn't bring it down, he was wearing a muslin made of zuò, his hands were long and his legs were long, and his placket was habitually separated to both sides, revealing most of his majestic chest, which was the ordinary dress of a warrior.

Yun Zheng's clothes are more exquisite, wearing an azure scribe's robe, no hat on his head, a green jade hairpin is tied up with black hair, and he takes out a folding fan from his back waist and shakes it twice, he really has the appearance of a beautiful son.

Di Qing glanced at Yun Zheng with disdain and said, "Be careful of being caught as a rabbit master, are we going to the monk's temple or not to the Qinglou, what are we doing dressed like this?" ”

Yun Zheng said indifferently: "A talent like me is simply a pearl in the night, even if I wear beggar clothes, I can't hide my good nature, let's go, there is still a long way to go to Xiangguo Temple from here." ”

He and Di Qing hurriedly went up the alley outside the Xuanwu Gate, and Yun Zheng had the opportunity to take a serious look at the capital of the Great Song Dynasty, but the gorgeous pavilions on both sides were very quiet, and only a few vendors selling morning food were working hard to attract diners.

"Don't look at it, whose Qinglou opened early in the morning, the girls were tired all night last night, and now they are sleeping, I want to visit the Qinglou Lao Tzu will bring you here at night."

Di Qing had long legs, and after walking a few steps, he found that Yun Zheng hadn't followed, so he turned back to greet him irritably.

After following Di Qing for a while, Yun Zheng found that he didn't have the strength to look at anything else with this guy, Di Qing has always had a clear goal in doing things, since the destination is Xiangguo Temple, the rest of the prosperity of Tokyo City is Fuyun.

"Ah, there is a pot lake here for sale, I heard that it is full of quail meat, crispy and chewy......"

"Let's go, it's not as delicious as the vegetarian steamed buns of Xiangguo Temple......"

"Ah, look, that woman wears a pair of obscene pants on a cold day, and her ass is twisted like a wheel......"

"Let's go, the sister-in-law opposite Xiangguo Temple is more enchanting than this."

"You said that opposite Xiangguo Temple is a nunnery?"

"There is still a green building opposite Guozijian, what's so strange."

After listening to Di Qing's explanation, Yun Zheng shook his head with emotion, admiring the Great Song people for such a clever arrangement, thinking that back then, his school was also considered a first-class school in the country, and his mother's Internet café didn't even dare to open within 500 meters, let alone such an open arrangement.

Walked all the way and sighed all the way, this is just an ordinary morning in Tokyo City, out of the alley, I saw a bustling Tokyo City, seeing such a prosperity, Yun Zheng's tears almost soared out, the huge crowd that was extremely disgusted before, at this moment it turned out to be so thoughtful.

I don't know if Di Qing did it on purpose, or if he was accommodating Yun Zheng, who had just arrived in a prosperous place, he didn't hire a carriage, but hired an ox cart, and the two of them sat on the ox cart and walked towards Xiangguo Temple in the west of the city.

Di Qing sat in front of the ox cart, dusting the dust on his boots with his hands, the dignified grandfather of the country, just now because the bully of the car shop wanted to ask for more than ten cents, he fought hard, and beat four or five rough bullies to the ground with their heads on the ground and hummed before he stopped with satisfaction, and did not forget to hug his fists to the cheering crowd around, Yun Zheng felt that this guy's reputation as a hero was made by relying on his own pair of fists.

"I should have used a crossbow just now, if one person gives an arrow, it's over, what do you have to do with your fists, you don't have to humiliate your identity." As soon as this sentence came out, Yun Zheng found that something was wrong, he, who was born in New China and grew up under the red flag, was actually reminding the duke of a feudal dynasty to think about his identity, and it seemed that he had been completely assimilated by the splendid cultural customs of the Great Song Dynasty.

"Hehe, you know a fart, Tokyo City only recognizes fists in many cases, and if you kill people with fists, you will only enter Kaifeng Mansion, if you shoot the crossbow arrows, it will be a big accident, and you have to enter the Five Cities Soldiers and Horses Division to explain the source of the crossbow arrows."

Speaking of this, Di Qing was stunned for a moment and said, "You brought a crossbow arrow?" ”

Yun Zheng pulled out a delicate small crossbow from his back and said: "I don't have a sense of security, if I don't bring this thing, I can't go out, many times I pursue a preemptive strategy." As long as the situation is not right, I will kill the other person first and then think of a way to get out. ”

"You say you're mad by the war now, is it true?"

"That's not it, before I participated in the real war, I was even crazier than I am now!"

Di Qing gave the bully a whip, and the bully immediately trotted up, the car rental industry in the Great Song Dynasty is very developed, and the most unacceptable thing for Yun Zheng is that Di Qing told the people that he was from the Guogong Mansion, and the stupid and cunning boss immediately chose the best ox cart for Di Qing, and he didn't even ask the second sentence, and he was not afraid of being deceived.

"I've heard some things about you before, it's really crazy enough, Chengyanguan was really blown up by you?"

"My standard answer for this kind of thing is none of my business!"

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Chapter I