Chapter 2: The Fragrance of Public Toilets
Qi Manlin let go of Lin Mu's hand hatefully, Lin Mu smiled awkwardly, and said in her heart that she was fighting with this beauty. Can you manage people's shit and fart?
With a feeling of discomfort in his stomach, he couldn't care about the gentlemanly demeanor of shit, and Lin Mu walked towards the public toilet at the back of the carriage. There was no one in the toilet, cool, the forest curtain closed the iron door, and the wind and rain raged in an instant......
Bananas must not be eaten more in the future, otherwise they will be embarrassed in front of the beauties, after pulling them dry, Lin Mu felt that his stomach was much more refreshed, and he lifted his pants happily.
I thought of the hot girl who held my arm just now, and couldn't help humming a little tune: Hot girl spicy, hot girl spicy, hot girl spicy... Lalala... Grass, pulled off!! It turned out that he was not so excited that the zipper button on his pants was pulled off by him!
The quality of clothes in China is really a hard flaw, no wonder in Africa, some daily household bargains in the market, whether expensive or low, are called knockoffs, or "Made in China" (madeina).
"Nimei's! It's a cheat! ā
Lin Mu was really depressed in his heart, these pants were given to him by the old man when he left the Xinjiang base, and he said that they were high-end goods for thousands of yuan, and it seemed that they were definitely just stall goods for ten yuan!
This old guy is also too deductive, you must know that Lin Mu's commission for each mission in Africa is as high as five million, and he can't count how many tasks he has done since he was a child, and every penny is handed over to him, saying that he is saving up to marry a hippie, and now he is finally going to marry a hippie, and in the end it is still this kind of treatment, he is a pit father, he is a pit grandson!
Lin Mu is really depressed and helpless, what can I do? You can't just open the door all the way to Guancheng, right? Don't forget, there's a big beautiful woman on the other side!
In the face of that kind of close seduction. Confused, he can't guarantee that the little torch will be honest, and besides, his little torch is not an ordinary size, and when it is frightened, it can definitely be described as amazing!
In case it is lit by a small flame, the small torch raises its head slightly, and the passion is surging inside, and the red apricot branch comes out of the wall and roars, how terrifying it is, how terrifying it is!
Oh, what can I do, if I accidentally show my little brothers to my little sisters, how can I be embarrassed? The emotional points earned by pretending to be cooler just now will be cleared to zero or even negative in an instant...... It's more likely to be taken care of by the police as a pervert!
At the first glance, the zipper is actually not broken, but it jumped out of the way, and it should be good to repair it! So what are you waiting for? I casually looked at my watch, it was almost half past two, and there was still more than half an hour left before the time when the killer in my dream committed murder, so I had to speed up!
But this thing can't be rushed, and the more anxious you are, the more you can't catch it!
So in a certain month of the A.D., on a certain train, a certain Chinese man was in a small space, with extremely obscene movements, doing a very associative bromine thing, one up and down, one left and one right, and his hands kept moving in the crotch of his pants......
It's like a buzzword that men all know.,Jerking off.ć The sky has eyes! Poor Lin Mu finally repaired the zipper, but just when he wanted to lift his pants, there was a loud bang, and the door was slammed open!
What's even more surprising is still to come, in a panic, Lin Mu subconsciously turned around, but before he understood what was going on, he felt a soft and silky body, and instantly came to a zero-distance ...... Yes, kiss the mouth, that's not wrong at all, and the pair of little hands that are as warm as jade below hold the little torch of the forest curtain without obliquely......
Even drop a good girl... What's going on?
Looking at it, I cĒo, Lin Mu couldn't help but be surprised, isn't this the hot girl who keeps monitoring herself and even screaming when she goes to the toilet? But this fragrant kiss, tsk, is indeed spicy enough! The entrance is soft, the aftertaste is long, the fragrance is smooth but not greasy, the authentic daughter is red, and the aged wine is good!
"Stream... Hooligans ......"
Qi Manlin immediately woke up from the tense atmosphere and realized that her little mouth and little hands seemed to have touched something that shouldn't be touched!
The first kiss of the daughter that Bingqing Yujie is most proud of for twenty-three years is so innocent? Oh, my God! And in such the most unclean and unsightly public toilet!
There was even more bloody underneath, her little hand was obviously holding a soft thing, but in the blink of an eye, the thing actually became bigger and thicker......
Shake it off, my mother......
In fact, it was not Qi Manlin who was reckless, because the suspect in her eyes, Lin Mu, had been gone for half an hour, you must know that the other party was a Jiangyang thief who killed people and oversold goods! Maybe the other party has already fled, or transferred the guns and ammunition to the toilet to prepare for the attack?
asked the person at the door of the toilet, and sure enough, Lin Mu didn't come out again as soon as he went in, it seems that her suspicions are right! In a hurry, she couldn't care so much, and after kicking the door open, she didn't expect to be so "courteous" by the other party!
"Mix... Eggs, you, what are you doing? ā
Thinking about the kiss that this animal just gave to himself, and the thing he did in it when he took off his pants, it is easy to think of this thing playing happily with his five-fingered girl inside!
"I... I..."
When asked by the girl, Lin Mu's face was flushed and he opened his mouth, this time he didn't believe anyone, because the zipper had been repaired, and the ghost would believe his nonsense! This kind of thing wants to cover up, so I don't explain it at all, anyway, it's cheap, so let her go!
There was a group of people outside, all of whom were rushing to the toilet, and they were stunned when they saw this scene, and at a glance it looked like a foreplay in some island country love action movie, a stunning girl, plus a lewd man, hugging, kissing, and flying. machine, one-stop service of beauties, standard Guan-style characteristics!
Qi Manlin is a girl in the end, she was taken advantage of in broad daylight, hugged and hugged, and the first kiss was also plundered, and even the place where the man should not have touched was touched, this, how can people face their parents and friends in the future, thinking of this, her heart was sour, her eyes were misty with tears, and she couldn't help sobbing quietly.
Lin Mu didn't know how to persuade other girls, after all, it was all his own trouble, whether it was intentional or unintentional, he did hug someone first, kissed someone else, and was touched by a girl, well, wait, brother didn't feel a loss as a victim, why are you still crying, big sister?
But Qi Manlin was still crying, Lin Mu had to open his pants in embarrassment, pointed to the inside and patiently explained: "The zipper of my pants is broken, really, don't believe you... Uh, of course, it's been fixed now... It's not what you think, I really didn't lie to you, or you can see for yourself, just put it on..."
Ni Mei, I know that other beauties will definitely not stick their heads out to look inside the man's crotch... Several male passengers couldn't help but give a thumbs up to the forest curtain in the back!
Don't say anything, this guy is just one word, very good!
Suddenly, Qi Manlin stood up, because she heard the voice of her teammates in her ears, she quickly wiped away her tears, stood up and glared at this villain fiercely, the people next to her already knew that this thing had eaten the tofu of other girls, so they all stared at Lin Mu with disdain, if the eyes can also kill, it is estimated that Lin Mu has died dozens of times at this time!
Lin Mu hurriedly put on his pants and flashed, Qi Manlin looked at the toilet, there was nothing abnormal in it, and followed Lin Mu to continue to monitor him.
Hmph, you'd better take more painkillers first, and when you are caught by your mother, you will definitely be beaten all over the ground looking for teeth and even your parents won't recognize you!
In fact, Lin Mu didn't sue her, he didn't have parents when he was very young, and besides, I'm afraid there is no one in this world who can beat him all over the ground!
The two of them walked one after the other, Lin Mu walked in front of him, and Qi Manlin followed behind, his face was as black as a cloudy sky, and he didn't say a word, and Lin Mu was also interested in no longer talking.
Looking down at the table below, it was past half past two, less than half an hour before the time of the crime in the dream. Well, there is still time, don't rush, look at the situation first, and then wait for the opportunity.
I looked around at the passengers around again, and sure enough, I found that it was very similar to the situation in the dream, the beautiful girl who was shot was sitting three meters in front of her right at the moment, noble and elegant, although she was half-covered and half-covered, she still couldn't hide the proud beauty of her face. There are really four bodyguards on the left and right sides of her, such a high standard, it seems that this woman is an unusual person.
Sitting around the beauties, there are a few men with stubble on their faces, maybe ordinary people can't find anything, but they can't hide from Lin Mu, a fellow Taoist who has killed countless people, and the kind of anger in the eyes of several of them obviously has committed murders under their hands.
Sister Ni actually has the same stubble as Lao Tzu, no wonder that big waves of beauties will misunderstand my brother, a five-good young man.
But the next moment, a more surprising scene appeared, I saw that on the seat of the forest curtain, there was already another burly man, twenty-seven or eighteen years old, with a big shoulder and a round waist, and he looked like he was two hundred and fifty pounds, and now, this two hundred and five was staring at the forest curtain.
Of course Qi Manlin knew that this was Bai Kaixin, the deputy captain of the Guancheng Police Department who called her just now to report the situation, but this guy has always been underachieved, and he has more than enough failures! It's just because of his nepotism with the director that ordinary people can't touch him.
Looking at this guy's earnest appearance, it is estimated that he will bring himself a lot of trouble. She had no choice but to pretend to be calm, pretending that everyone didn't know her, and still sitting in the position just now, while Lin Mu sat with Bai Kaixin.
"Where did my brother come from?" Bai Kaixin leaned towards the forest curtain.
"Xinjiang, Hotan."
Bai Kaixin couldn't help but be shocked in his heart, it was a concentration camp for terrorists! The other day, they also stormed the police station and killed more than a dozen police officers. Looking at the appearance of this benevolent brother, slightly dark skin, half-used jeans, camouflage short-sleeved top, and stubble on his face, it is basically consistent with the information provided by the scouts about the Xinjiang people, yes, it is him.
As soon as he thought of this, Bai Kaixin grabbed Lin Mu's left hand, took out the handcuffs from his waist, clicked them, and put them on his wrists.
To be honest, Bai Kaixin's new means are really not bad, from shooting to handcuffing to "subduing" the opponent, it took less than three seconds in total, but unfortunately, he definitely didn't know that as a genius in the hunter training base, Lin Mu's reaction time should be calculated in milliseconds! It seems like a cool hand, and there are a thousand ways to escape from Lin Mu, but he doesn't move.
Because the threat of these handcuffs to him is as big as a child's origami toy!
But things are not so simple, from the scene in the dream, to the big wave beauty on the opposite side taking the initiative to take the bait, to the current handcuffs incident, all this is like a pre-arranged bureau, he wants to know what the other party wants to do.
So he didn't resist, pretended to be surprised, and let Bai Kaixin handcuff him on the seat of the train, anyway, this thing was no threat to him, if he wanted to leave, ten handcuffs couldn't tie him.
"Team Qi, I told you a long time ago, catching thieves is a man's business, you girls can't do it, now you have seen it, I will open a new horse for nothing, and I will deal with criminals in minutes!"
This guy has always bragged about not making drafts, but now he thinks that he has made a great contribution to the forest curtain, and he is even more arrogant and untouchable, and his eyes are also glancing at Qi Manlin's open white shirt intentionally or unintentionally, looking at the unique scenery inside.
Qi Manlin suddenly seemed to have eaten a fly, and glanced at Bai Kaixin in disgust, to be honest, she was really a little timid about this operation, and the entire action plan was formulated by her, and the police station learned that a Xinjiang criminal gang had arrived in Guancheng, and their target was the president of Su's Weiye Group, that is, Qi Manlin's best friend Sophie.
In order to catch the criminals in one fell swoop, Sophie's secretary and sister Su Xiaowan bravely stood up, and she was willing to cooperate with the police operation, so this time it was codenamed "Operation Mountaineering Bag", because it was found that the criminals' guns and ammunition were contained in an army-green mountaineering bag.
According to intelligence, this group of Xinjiang killers has caused many violent incidents, and the methods of killing people and setting fire to the national flag are cruel, which is not something that a character like Bai Kaixin can deal with at all! But what was surprising was that Bai Kaixin actually caught it, which made Qi Manlin nervous and worried, but also surprised.
Because she felt that the forest curtain in front of her was not an ordinary rotten boy, the other party was dignified, and his body faintly revealed a kind of anger that naturally burst out after the bloody rain. She had felt this kind of anger before in an old general who had made great achievements during the Anti-Japanese War, so she decided that Lin Mu would not be so easily subdued.
But fortunately, Lin Mu was still arrested, and Qi Manlin's hanging heart was also put down, but she needed to remind the complacent Deputy Captain Bai, "Bai Kaixin, you are lucky this time, but as a subordinate, you must obey the command of your superiors in any behavior, act in unison, self-righteousness and unauthorized action will not only help, but will one day make you pay a heavy price." You must know that other Xinjiang thugs will never be as bad as him, so weak and incompetent!
Bai Kaixin's face showed the heroism of the victor, and the cowhide blew loudly, "It's a murderer who is a hundred times stronger than him, and I can still capture Bai Kaixin......"
But after Lin Mu heard Qi Manlin's words, his face suddenly turned green. I, the invincible wolf-tooth special forces king on the North African plains, the sniper king in the mercenary world, and the fighting genius of the hunter training base, have become the worst, weak and incompetent killer in this chick's mouth, Nima's ......
Things have come to this point, even fools understand what's going on, Lin Mu has a black line, it turns out that he has a black pot for the real Xinjiang thugs and is the big one. But Lin Mu didn't commit a crime, so he wasn't in a hurry to resist, anyway, the Qing people would clear themselves, wait for the truth to come out in a while, and see how this stupid cop justifies himself!
The surrounding passengers cast curious glances, but Bai Kaixin regarded it as envy and love, so he shouted at a few plainclothes policemen in the distance, "You guys, come here, the killer has been caught by me, and now it's okay!" ā
Usually you treat your brother as a fool, but my brother counterattacked today and became a detective!
It's cool to show off your power in front of your boss in front of your junior brothers, maybe if you make this great achievement, you will be promoted next month, and you will be able to get rid of Qi Manlin, the top boss, if you climb to this girl's head one day, and in turn point fingers at her all day long, hehe, wouldn't it be cooler!
Now that everyone has been arrested, Qi Manlin didn't have anything more, pointed to the dilapidated mountaineering bag in the forest curtain, and instructed his police officers, "Open it, routine inspection!" ā
"Yes!"
Li Wei, a member of the criminal police team, rummaged through the mountaineering bag, but found no munitions, so he had to close it again and stand aside.
"How could it not be?" Qi Manlin didn't believe her judgment a little, "This guy must have hidden something, search!" ā
The two police officers snapped and ripped open Lin Mu's clothes, revealing the strong muscles inside, but I didn't expect this guy to look thinner, and the few developed abdominal muscles on his body were still quite stylish.
Lin Mu looked at Dabo Police Flower lazily, with a trace of disdain and light on his face, "Do you want to take off your underwear and check it!" ā
"You... Bastard..."Qi Manlin was so angry that Liu Ye's eyebrows rose, "Be lenient in confession, strict in resistance, you'd better be honest, where is the weapon hidden?" ā
"Weapons?" Lin Mu was stunned for a moment, pointed to his underwear and said, "I only have such a weapon left on my body now, why don't you take it off and take a look?" ā
"You don't have garlic! Tell you, our scouts found out that your green hiking bag was loaded with bullets shortly after you got into the car! Now you can confess honestly, I can plead in front of the judge and give a lighter punishment. ā
Qi Manlin had already put on a police uniform jacket at this time, with a heroic posture, and the charming and sleepy-eyed, Persian cat-like little woman just now had long since disappeared.
Lin Mu then remembered that she was deliberately acting just now, deliberately confusing his mind, and wanted to successfully arrest him as a suspect in one fell swoop.