I couldn't help but pat my chest, damn, I finally drove her away after coaxing and deceiving, otherwise, can I assassinate Liao Hua Let's not say it first, maybe I and Xiaolongma will die here, the senior grandmaster is not joking.

When I thought that more than 20 senior grandmasters in the Peach Blossom Nunnery had sneaked out, I was also depressed. Damn, with such a group of people, it's no wonder that the world is not chaotic. They don't have a sense of good and evil, whoever can make them happy, they will help whom, in case they go to help Lu Bu's little white face......

Xiao Longma coughed lightly, interrupting my thoughts: "Since Liao Hua will be taken away by her, should we continue to assassinate Zhou Cang and Pei Yuanshao?" ”

I shook my head and said, "These two people can't be assassinated, if they are killed, the Yellow Turban Army will elect a new leader as soon as possible." ”

Ryoma nodded suddenly: "You mean, the two of them are more useful alive than dead?" ”

"That's it." I laughed.

"Let's go back, then." The little dragon horse snorted and snorted: "I'm afraid that if I stay here, I can't help but be beastly." ”

"Now that they're all here, we have to leave something before we leave." I made a decision with a smirk.

If I had known that this decision would have had such a great impact on future generations, and that it had directly created my title of 'the most shameless bald head in the world', I would not have done it to death.

Many years later, I met a great master-level master, this master because of the fusion of memories of multiple spaces, known as a living encyclopedia, a jack-of-all-trades in various parallel spaces, after he learned that I was Vincy, his eyes were immediately red, and he took out a kitchen knife from behind his butt to fight with me, I finally subdued him, and after beating him violently, he told me a piece of the past with tears.

That year, Fang Aniu was eighteen years old, because of his developed limbs and smart mind, he was favored by Chen Wu, the boss of the Pudao Battalion of the left wing of Pei Yuanshao's department of the Yellow Turban Army, and promised a salary of ten taels of silver every month, and after one year as a soldier, he would be given a house near Chang'an, and a wife after two years, and he was sent into the Yellow Turban Army.

A year later, Chen Wu told Fang Aniu that there was indeed a house, which was not far from Chang'an, and was located in Hebei, which was more than 1,000 miles away from Chang'an...... Moreover, this house does not belong to Fang Aniu's name, if you want to get permanent ownership, you must pay a down payment of thirty taels of silver, and then pay the mortgage of five taels of silver every month, and the house will really belong to him after five years......

Fang Aniu was not particularly angry when he knew that he had been deceived, after all, he had food and clothing in the Yellow Turban Army, and he also mixed the official position of a squad leader, and there were red envelopes during the New Year's holidays, and his life was quite passable, as for the house and wife salary promised by Chen Wu, Fang Aniu only occasionally remembered it in the dead of night.

That night, Fang Aniu didn't know what was going on, he couldn't sleep after tossing and turning, as if he had been accused, the ghost sent the god out of the camp tent to go for a walk outside, and after walking for a while, he suddenly heard a muttering voice from a camp tent: "Grass, this treasure map says that I want to find fifty friends, where can I find fifty friends?" ”

Another hoarse voice whispered, "Damn, if fifty people share the treasure, then we can still get a piece of fart." ”

The previous voice said: "It doesn't matter, the gold, silver and jewelry in the treasure are not to mention fifty people, even if it is five hundred people, it can't be spent, the problem is that it is difficult to find these fifty people." ”

A hoarse voice said, "It would be nice if you were the captain, a team of exactly fifty people, wouldn't it be nice for everyone to go together and share the blessings?" ”

Hearing this, Fang Aniu couldn't help it, opened the camp tent and went out, only to see two bald heads in the tent, one with a beard and the other Si Svenwen, Sven Dian's bald head was holding a sheepskin roll in his hand, and when he saw Fang Aniu, Sven had a bald head and hid the sheepskin roll in his hand behind him, with a panicked face.

"Hey, what do you two mean by what a treasure map are you two talking about?" Fang Aniu shouted loudly.

"Treasure map? What treasure map? Sven's bald face changed.

"If you don't admit it, I'll have someone kill you and search you." Fang Aniu threatened.

Sven's bald head suddenly took out the parchment roll with a sad face, only to see a lot of lines drawn on it, and there is a row of markings, this treasure needs fifty people to stand in a direction at the same time, in order to open this treasure, the location of the buried treasure on the map is in Shouzhang City, and specially noted with a red pen that there are as many as one million taels of gold in the treasure alone......

"Big brother, I don't know if I should say it." Sven said timidly.

"Say." Fang Aniu said with difficulty, when he saw the million taels of gold, he was already about to suffocate.

"If the eldest brother can lead his subordinates to infiltrate Shouzhang City with me, we will divide this treasure map equally, it is better than eating here and waiting for death, do you say okay?" Sven said in a low voice.

"......" Fang Aniu's breathing suddenly became rapid.

"If you have money, you can find a place to live in seclusion, use a golden rice bowl when you eat, use a golden pillow when you sleep, eat delicacies from the mountains and seas when you are hungry, and have wine and elixir when you are thirsty, do you say it's okay?"

"......" Fang Aniu's eyes were red, and his whole body trembled because of excitement.

"When the time comes, we won't marry a wife, so we'll recruit maids, all beautiful girls, this one today beats the legs, tomorrow the one will pinch the shoulders, do you say it's okay?"

“…… Okay, don't talk about it, I think about it. Fang Aniu hurriedly raised his palm to stop the blueprint depiction of Sven's bald head, he was afraid that if he listened to it again, his blood vessels would burst and he would die.

That night, Fang Aniu held a plenary meeting of the 17th detachment of the Pudao battalion, and after learning that there was such a treasure map, the whole team unanimously agreed to surrender tomorrow in the name of besieging the city.

The next day, because of the mysterious disappearance of General Liao Hua, Liao Hua's headquarters was already in chaos, Pei Yuanshao and Zhou Cang each sent their own troops out to attack the city, and Fang Aniu's 17th detachment was also in the starting lineup.

When he was almost within range of the archers in front of the city gate, Fang Aniu followed his fifty soldiers and shouted at the same time: "We want to surrender!" ”

As if they knew that Fang Aniu would surrender, no bows and arrows were shot at the city gate, and at the same time, the city gate drawbridge was lowered, the city gate was wide open, Fang Aniu and the others were ecstatic, and immediately swarmed in.

However, Fang Aniu discovered a strange thing, it was far more than their detachment that surrendered, and many other detachments also shouted surrender and rushed towards the city gate.

When Zhang Damao ran into the city gate, he found that Sven bald head was looking at them with a smile at the city gate, and immediately he understood that he had fallen for this bald guy, the so-called treasure map was just a cover for the bald guy, and those who were also deceived were also deceived by countless other squads, and the ghost knows how many people the bald guy deceived with the treasure map that night.

Since then, Fang Aniu has become a part of Cao Jun, and after following Cao Cao to conquer the world for many years, Fang Aniu got a Taoist cultivation method by chance, and began to practice Taoism hard, after two thousand years of cultivation, he has reached the realm of a senior master, but he has never forgotten a person's name in his heart, that is, the most shameless liar in the world and the most shameless bald head - Vincy.

―――――――― the dividing line of ruthlessness, ruthlessness, and vexatiousness―――――――――

Cao Cao looked at the groups of Yellow Turban Army detachments in the city who were squatting on the ground with their heads in their hands, their eyes were slitted with laughter, and he couldn't help but hammer my shoulder several times: "I said Wenxi, your trick is really good, hundreds of treasure maps, and more than 20,000 soldiers have been deceived." ”

I smiled modestly: "The main thing is that there is not enough time at night, if I had more time last night, I could put a treasure map in all the tents of Pei Yuanshao's department, even if only half of the people believe it, there are thirty or forty thousand people." ”

I was exhausted last night, making hundreds of maps in the Black Field, and then using the Black Field to transport a dozen pig killers back and forth, asking them to put on the armor of the Yellow Turban Army and move around, either pretending to wrestle and revealing the treasure map, or pretending to talk in their dreams and revealing that they have a treasure map...... And Xiao Longma and Murong Xiu directly stuffed most of the treasure maps into the camp tent, so that they could have such brilliant results.

Cao Cao laughed: "Fortunately, you didn't release them all, if Pei Yuanshao's forces on this side are suddenly half empty, Zhou Cang will definitely attack him, and then the Yellow Turban Army will be unified, which is also a troublesome matter." Well, let's not talk about that, Vincy, what else do you do to make the Yellow Turban Army outside the city chaotic? ”

Being able to get Cao Cao's praise, I couldn't help but feel a little fluttery, and pounded my chest loudly: "It's okay, it's all wrapped around me." ”

Zhao Yun smiled dumbly beside him: "Shouldn't you hold another beauty pageant?" ”

I snorted: "The bird's ambition is to know the ambition of the bird, and it is the most untechnical to use a beautiful woman or something." ”

The next day, the gongs and drums in Shouzhang Castle were noisy, the colorful flags fluttered at the head of the city, and various colorful banners hung down from the city wall, with various slogans written on them:

"Welcome the lost Yellow Turban brothers to join the regular army."

"Those who surrender within three days will be given twenty taels of silver, and if you have money, you will be willful."

"Irregular lottery, first prize Chang'an ten-day tour, no shopping spots in the whole process."

……

At the same time, the Yellow Turban Army who surrendered also elected a number of representatives, one by one wearing brand new military uniforms, holding loudspeakers and shouting at the head of the city:

"Brothers, I really got twenty taels of silver......

"Brothers, last night's food was braised elbow, I ate three in a row, and the chef persuaded me to eat more, you see my belly, and now it is still swollen......"

"See, this is the military uniform we just issued, this material is too high-end, the underwear is called a comfortable one, the coat is called a straight one, and this helmet, do you see, it is made of pure iron, even if it is cut with a knife, I can save my life, tsk, look at you again, hold a rag on your head, it's not that I said you, even if you throw a small stone, you can be killed......"

……

At the same time, I asked 10,000 archers to rush to the camp of the Yellow Turban Army, and fired arrows indiscriminately, and the arrows were tied with various guides, how to play dead when fighting, how to be lazy when building construction sites, and how to avoid the patrol soldiers at night to escape to Shouzhang Castle, each guide is marked in red letters, and from 3 to 5 o'clock in the evening is the special surrender time, during this time, you can enter the city by throwing down your weapons and raising your hands in front of the city gate......

……

In addition to these carrots, I also prepared sticks. At night, if there was nothing to do, he called Murong Xiu Xiaolongma and threw fireballs at the opposite side, the Yellow Turban Army was panicked for a while, and after half a month, there were as many as 160,000 Yellow Turban Army who came to surrender. R1058